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Los Cuervos Taqueria! / Bison skirt steak! / Ceviche tostada! / Sorry I’m late!

September 8, 2019

Discovered that the front door lock is stuck and recalcitrant again before Eric M. gave me a ride at 6:50 to Los Cuervos Taqueria around Kingsway and Fraser, so I wondered how long it would take me to get in later on. I had Jeremy’s 101 THINGS TO DO WITH BEER cookbook and birthday card, […]

Mustafa Tuna is a professor?! / Slater Koekkoek?! / Sneezing on my period!

July 20, 2019

Mom sent us an email where she referred to Beckett as “Blackett” – WTF? Apparently, Uncle Timothy (Calla and Acer’s dad) is dead now too, if the mention of a memorial service is any indication! All the rest of it, I don’t care about. Mustafa Tuna?! Slater Koekkoek?! His last name is pronounced CUCKOO?! From […]

Matisse Yiu goes by “they” on Facebook when SHE is a SHE?! No need to do THAT!

June 13, 2019

From a Fearsome Vancouver Canucks group member request: Matisse Yiu?! Like Henry Matisse, the painter and artist?! SHE also goes by “they” on Facebook, like a good little special snowflake!

Brownie or cookie, middle class, Muslim name, hipster or yuppie, love language

May 19, 2019

Are You a Brownie or a Cookie? You Are A Cookie! You are an independent and versatile person. You can roll with life’s changes quite well. You are resilient and optimistic. You see the glass of milk as half full, even if you’ve been burned before. You are big on boundaries – what’s yours is […]

Jaceon?! / Mikia?! / Dakota guy?! / Jaysin?! / Jaydin?! / Janiene?!

April 23, 2019

I showered today after going to the pharmacy next door at 2 to refill my birth control prescription and buy $2 hand sanitzer x5. Good thing, too – there’s going to be ANOTHER WATER SHUTOFF tomorrow from 8 AM to 5 PM! UGH! From Julie: Jaceon?! Is that another bad spelling of Jason?! From Julie: […]

420 and Easter eggs, throwing people out the window, Zombie Jesus, beer not gas

April 20, 2019

I’m sorry your celebration of 420 has gotten in the way of remembering where you hid the Easter eggs. From Just For Laughs: You can’t always control who walks into your life, but you can control which window you throw them out of. ZOMBIE JESUS: He died for your sins, but now he’s come back […]

Shut your five-hole! / Driving accident near Walmart with BMW! / Nigeria and DJ?!

March 21, 2019

From We Love Hockey and Gayle Prowett in my Fearsome Canucks Fans group: A T-shirt that says “SHUT YOUR FIVE-HOLE” to the goalie! HAHAHA! From Reddit: Driving a black Mercedes in Richmond near the Walmart? Better watch out for those pesky sidewalks… the white BMW has no damage; it’s just snow! From Julie: Nigeria is […]

Diarrhea on a roller coaster poem! / STAR WARS toilet paper! / A cat puke mug!

February 21, 2019

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! From Julie M. and I Don’t Give A Duck: Roses are red, the church has a steeple. Man gets diarrhea on a roller coaster and splashes 14 people. From Susan and Quotes, Fun, and Sarcasm: STAR WARS toilet paper to clean your dark side! Cat Puke Mug: Some people tidy up and […]

Santa getting high and trimming the buds! / Blue Christmas lights on palm trees!

December 18, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:05 on a 414 for my last 2018 appointment with Rachel, and got home at 4 on a 407. There IS a two-hour gap in service for the 407 at Brighouse – WHAT THE FUCK?! I showered today. The Canucks played the Lightning at 7 tonight, and lost […]

Everything melting in a dragon’s mouth / Dona MONKEY in English / Discord 1969?!

November 14, 2018

I went to the pharmacy next door at 1:30 to refill my prescription, showered, and did laundry today. Then I went to H and M to see if I could get sweatpants. No luck at all, even when I dragged an associate across the store! At least now I have the phone number and (mow […]