Archive for the ‘languages’ Category

Sarisa killing her mother / Speaking Al Bhed / I AM ERROR / Melody similarities

August 10, 2017

Today is National Smores Day! Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris make it to Castle Tycoon in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. They meet the tutor Jenica, who can be in two places at once. “Sarisa was Lenna’s older sister. At a young age, she killed her mother and disappeared forever.” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris get […]

Waiting in line, Dogcows looking like women, Vastly Oversized Mutt fight glitch

March 20, 2017

From BLAIRSTOWN: The person in front of you just “knows they have another penny in here somewhere,” doesn’t speak English, thinks an item costs 10 cents less than the register says it does, wants to sign up for a store card, has coupons… lots of coupons, or is quick and efficient. The JONBOUND party (Jon […]

Farting while someone is crying, cute poop emoji cushions, crystal bling toilet

February 24, 2017

I HATE TOILET EMERGENCIES! I had to throw away some panties! From Wesley and Failblog: Google Autocomplete Fail! Is it rude to fart when someone is crying? From Alice and Wish.com: Cute poop emoji cushions for a Christmas present! From Ripley’s Believe It Or Not: A crystal bling toilet! It has more than 72,000 pieces […]

Library crisis, Spanish ads, same newspaper name, MP3s, palm trees, muffins

November 7, 2016

The Canucks played the Islanders at 4 today, and lost 4-2. After hacking through the Amazon Jungle (Amazon Rainforest) and making it to Dogcow Ranch (and then later defeating the Aljimo monsters at the Stonehenge Base), the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) stay overnight at the Arvada […]

LIE DOWN! / Fucking a man, mistakes and choices, learning Chinese, grudges

August 16, 2016

It’s “LIE down,” not “lay down.” So many people don’t seem to know this! From Julie: “In the hospital and my grandpa is still sick and I have to watch him fucking a man tonight is gonna suck!” “Hey, Robby, I think a comma would help here.” “That’s fucked up, man – my grandpa already […]

13 Unbelievable Shocking Statistics! / Indonesian words and and Google Translate

April 1, 2016

From Chris W. and Cracked: 13 Shocking Statistics You Won’t Believe Are True! (about vocabulary, Chicken McNuggets, Facebook, GAME OF THRONES, porn videos, Starbucks, data on the Internet, cell phone radiation, Lady Gaga fans, Instagram food photos, spending time on your cellphone, Saturn, and infographics) From Chris W.: He had the wrong language on Google […]

MOTHER 3 Attic Dungeon Mice!

December 31, 2015

Lucas and Boney come across some Cockney Mice in Club Tittiboo’s attic! Since it’s New Year’s Eve, I decided to compile and post this entry now as the mice mention New Year’s, hahaha. Mouse: “Squeak squeak-squeak? (Oi, Alfie, it’s been donkeys, china.)” Mouse: “(Wonned teh rabbit us ahtta sum mo’bees, izzat it?)” Mouse: “(Eh, dat’s […]

Facebook and tagging, Mr. Butt, Dick Thrasher, Sue Yoo the lawyer!

December 20, 2015

Why do I get this message (“someone may be trying to get into your account”) in the last couple of days every time I go on a tagging spree? Then it says I don’t have sufficient permissions to edit the album in question… Mr. Butt… Dick Thrasher?! Sue Yoo, the lawyer!

The clitoris is the devil’s doorbell! / Mooning snowmen / Grammar!

December 8, 2015

From Janina and Reddit: The clitoris is the devil’s doorbell… if you ring it, he will answer! Is a moment of pleasure worth an eternity in HELL? Women: Save your soul! Don’t touch your HOLE! Say NO to masturbation! Mooning snowman! You know you’re an English language nerd when you are actually excited that your […]

Mount Pleasant play gym and tacos! / FOOTPRINTS / Feeding us your ass!

September 12, 2015

Jon sent me a message at 8:50 AM to say that everyone else was still sleeping since overnight had been rough for them, so I should realistically show up at their place at 10:30 or 10:45. Sure thing! I left at 9:15, and I still got to the house before 10:30. Harmony couldn’t hear the […]