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Awiey Hernandez and Huquan Gavin, Hello Kitty Goodbye Kitty, ketchup and mustard

May 21, 2017

I felt like I could finally take a shower tonight, so I did. 😀 I’m definitely going to do my laundry in a bit, too. 😀 From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Awiey Hernandez and Huquan Gavin?! From Jazmin: Hello Kitty! Goodbye Kitty! The hole is her butthole! Written in ketchup and mustard: “We […]

Breathe Right Nasal Strips! / A non-Chinese Jenny Wong?! / I ain’t even mad!

May 18, 2017

Due to MDSE (Monthly Drain Sleep Experience), I went to bed at 8:55 PM last night, and then slept for an additional two and a half hours today! I dreamed that I was on a family vacation where Dad refused to let me sort my laundry by color at home even though I was on […]

Nicolas Cage and reading, Angharad Bethan Jones, Ashley Large, Benn Steer

May 14, 2017

I showered and did laundry tonight, especially since it’s now warm enough to wear my MAN SHORTS around the apartment! WHEE! WOOHOO! From Reddit: Nicolas Cage wants you to READ American literature! From Not Always Right: Angharad Bethan Jones?! I think this is a cool foreign name. DAVID BOWIE! From Not Always Learning: Ashley Large?! […]

Cow vomiting in a washroom, horses and free time, Interceptor and strangers

April 27, 2017

I did some laundry today, and unsubscribed from r/earthbound because of the shitposts and children there. The latest example: Some 28-year-old thinks that I’m immature and didn’t know that there was an age before screenshots. I’m 40, so of course I know that is true! Idiot. He then tried to call me his friend – […]

Quetzalcoatl Mayan dragon god / Census-takers and fava beans / YOU SPOONY MONK!

April 11, 2017

I showered and did laundry today. The repairman came by at 1:40 to install a new stove fan switch, and confirmed that the stove pans were too icky to be cleaned normally. I guess I will have to replace them! I saw Hester by the elevator and after being invited into the outdoor storage room […]

Dead Sherm is squished! / Viewtiful fighting / ARN’S WINTER QUEST Magicant

March 18, 2017

I took a shower, did some laundry, and took a nap this afternoon. The Canucks played Edmonton at 7 tonight, and lost 2-0. When Sherm is dead in ARN’S WINTER QUEST, he is a squished tangerine! The Great SimonBob has kidnapped the Annual Gift Man! He has this to say upon his defeat by the […]

Mad black dragon, toilet paper, liquid laundry detergent, playing, Fraser

March 2, 2017

Thank goodness I “made” Mom and Dad wait this morning (going out at 8:50) because at least I know they weren’t late like LAST TIME! We went to #9, where I had satay beef and macaroni with hot milk tea. I got to sit next to Fraser’s high chair, where he babbled at me and […]

Chuck Long the quarterback, the voices in my head, six minutes a day to pee

February 18, 2017

I scored a free red Roots Canada toque (size Small) by checking my mail at 6 tonight, so of course I took the opportunity to launder some towels and other winter hats along with it soon afterwards! The Canucks played Calgary at 7 tonight. Calgary scored with SIX SECONDS LEFT in the game to send […]

A Canada train, Larry the UFO, Bozo the brave local hero, false reports

February 13, 2017

Jason Wong, Hung, and Elissa all unfriended me! I showered and did some post-redrum laundry today. Julie S. saw this Canada train near her place one day, and of course sent me a photo! Bozo, Ricky’s dad, Ricky, and Larry the UFO are near Bozo’s house in BOZOBOUND. In BOZOBOUND, Bozo stays overnight at the […]

A cast iron dragon cooker, ancient mummy curses upon doors, shooting people

January 24, 2017

I dreamed that a library lady gave me four mini-doughnuts in a bunch of random change for the photocopy machines – WTF? Theresa Snell added me to Facebook – DENIED! Kempy added me to Facebook again – okay, then! I picked up my prescription (generic Minoral called Ovima) at 11:15 from the pharmacy next door, […]