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Rhuheem, Laquita, Bentlee, Venus, Kyrstin, Isiah, Sahar, Aziz, and AJ Kant?!

May 18, 2019

I did laundry today. From Julie: Rhuheem?! It is RAHIM, not Rhuheem! Gross! From Julie: Laquita?! From Julie: Bentlee?! From Julie: Venus?! I once knew someone named Venus Leung at VCEFC… then there is the minor EARTHBOUND character, the Fourside singer! From Julie: Kyrstin?! BAD SPELLING of Kristin or Kirsten?! From Julie: Michael is fine […]

Yleen Kennedy?! EILEEN! / St. John Barned-Smith?! DOG! / Kimberli A. Martin?!

May 15, 2019

Had sesame seed bagels with cream cheese, coffee, kiwi fruit, and pears for breakfast today. Deb opted to keep Elysse at home this morning, so we went to Costco after I checked on my place and grabbed a couple of things, including Alice’s FARTING ANIMALS coloring book. I even asked if I could do some […]

Tatiana Vagina, Rudi Schits, E.R. Badcock, Dick Cooke, and James Cokayne?!

April 25, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Mom and Dad dropped by at 3:35, and thank goodness that was ALL it was! No, I didn’t need to split a $50 bill at the bank since the nearby Coast Capital ATM gives out $50 bills! Random stuff from Mom and Dad: $50 from Great-Aunt in Hong Kong, […]

Easter coming once a year, kids too old for Easter baskets, Bill Stoner and weed

April 22, 2019

It’s Earth Day 2019 and Easter Monday 2019 today! There was an unexpected water shutoff today! Of course Amacon posted a notice at the front door to let people know… come on! Not everyone leaves their apartment once a day! UGH! I briefly called Chrystal at work at 4 to wish her a happy belated […]

ANOTHER Mike Litoris in Portland?! / James Bond Cero Cero Siete Carrion Vargas?!

April 11, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Julie sent me a picture of my 2019 birthday card in the windowsill display! “I heard that people don’t want stuff on their birthday. They want experiences.” From List25: There is ANOTHER Mike Litoris?! Poor kid! James Bond Cero Cero Siete Carrion Vargas?! James Bond 007, everyone!

SELECTED THEMES AND ICONS FROM MEDIEVAL SPANISH LITERATURE: Beards and Shoes?!

March 26, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Gotta make sure the NEW dragon hoodie and three NEW MARTEX towels are washed and (more importantly) dried properly! Since I had to do yet ANOTHER round to dry the hoodie sleeves properly (SO MUCH towel and hoodie lint!), I bit the bullet and called Hester. Yes, I could […]

Belated Christmas card! / Roald Dahl, stickers, and bookmarks! / Markus Fucker?!

March 19, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Also, I got a very belated Christmas card with a red robin and logs / IRON MAN stickers / rainbow stickers / superhero stickers / Roald Dahl JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH bookmark / Roald Dahl THE BFG bookmark / golden owl bookmark / golden stylized leaf bookmark / […]

Meeting Holly and Brian from Reddit Vancouver chat: CHICKEN WINGS at 12 Kings!

March 12, 2019

After showering, THREE DRYER ROUNDS OF laundry (the elevator is STILL out for maintenance?!), COFFEE TIME, and checking Reddit Vancouver Discord chat, I went out across the street to meet Steveston Brian at the hospital’s main entrance: BIG AND BLUE! We texted briefly (after I finally was able to traverse the crosswalk) and he got […]

Brantlee, Malia, Khy’Meir, and Khario?! / Autocorrect, thongs, and Nintendo!

February 23, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played the Islanders at 7 tonight, and lost 4-0. From Julie: Brantlee?! From Julie: Malia reminds her of malaria! From Julie: Khy’Meir?! Like the Khmer Rouge in Vietnam?! From Julie: Khario?! Like Cairo and Mario mashed together?! From Sara: Stupid auto-correct. You always end up posting some […]

Sunshine is a girl name?! / Ozias is a boy name?! / Borden is a boy name?!

February 11, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played San Jose at 7 tonight, and lost 7-2. From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Sunshine?! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Ozias?! Apparently, it’s a variant on King Uzziah of the Bible. Come on, people – there has to be a middle ground between that and […]