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G-spot in the parking lot, a chili and rice BOWEL, fresh lame juice and soda

August 3, 2017

Steph called me at noon to catch up. She’d tried calling me last week to say that she’d received the card I’d mailed for baby Henry, but I’d been sleeping! She said that Cecilia and Angela Mok had visited her and baby Henry, and so did Sandy’s family. Thank goodness they didn’t go with Michael […]

LaVar, Lonzo, LiAngelo, LaMelo, LaFrance, LaValle, LaRenzo, and LaShon Ball?!

April 17, 2017

From Reddit: LaVar, Lonzo, LiAngelo, LaMelo, LaFrance, LaValle, LaRenzo, and LaShon Ball?! Never mind that LaVar BALL is a FOOTBALL player… irony!

Lakytra Napoleon, ANGRY MAMA microwave cleaner, not listening to your secrets

July 9, 2016

The Cure’s 10:15 Saturday Night, because it is that day and time RIGHT NOW! 😀 Lakytra Napoleon was on URBAN LEGENDS and is an embalmer for the Angelus Funeral Home in California?! From Julie: ANGRY MAMA microwave cleaner! From Julie: Your secrets are safe with me, probably because I wasn’t listening.

Kama Pootra, Everyone Poops, passing gas, 410 pounds, poop journey, fart culture

June 29, 2016

From Rock 101: Kama Pootra: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop! (by Daniel Cole Young) From Julie: A kids’ book by Taro Gomi called EVERYONE POOPS! The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts! (by Shinta Cho) Everybody Poops 410 Pounds A Year! The Long Journey of Mister Poop! Who Cut The Cheese?: A Cultural History […]

Colon-O’Brien, Abad-Sweat, Boney-Stubbs, and other bad hyphenated names!

May 23, 2016

Colon-O’Brien! Abad-Sweat! Boney-Stubbs! Eaton-Burger! Geddings-DeFreez! Gomez-Peed! Hickey-Marks! Love-Gobble! Pennypacker-Swartzendruber! Rumph-Byrnes! (rump burns) Santagata-Biggerstaff?! Sears-Brand! Self-Lovin! Wilbee-Deman! Beach-Boies!

Gendered jellybeans, Rodney Assman, Ben Bushyhead, Everybody Loves Raymond Cruz

March 20, 2016

From Julie: Hey, it’s officially the first day of spring, so it must be time to shave our legs! Spring: It’s that time of year again. From Angela V.: Gendered jellybeans from Jelly Belly to “Support Our Wounded Veterans”?! Who sees jellybeans and thinks it’ll make them less or more manly / girly if they […]

The unrelated Nguyen sisters x2!

February 21, 2016

2012 Presentation High School seniors Alexandra, Angela, Angelica, Elizabeth, Emily, Isabella, Madeline, and Vi Nguyen are NOT related. Well, two of them are twin sisters. Alice, Kim, Theresa, and Vivian Nguyen are similarly unrelated in 2016! “We are not related!”

Staples-Bottoms, Toole-Burns, Whyde-Hole, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 18, 2016

Switchblade Symphony, “Sleep” Staples-Bottoms! Toole-Burns! Whyde-Hole! Piccirilli-Pecorelli! Smelley-Farkas! Royle-Weiner! Schmitt-Head! Long-Ouch! Cannon-Bottom! Bird-Bath! Good-Lauck! Gross-Tingley! DeMoney-Hyder! Sell-Schmehl! Goosie-Gander! Making this one even better, they both live in GOOSE CREEK, South Carolina! Dunn-Eaton! Macaroni-Cheves! Olah-Sailer! Eggen-Stake!

Mandy, turning up the heat, Angela Berkley, pizza, negativity, the Anal Frontier

October 23, 2015

I emailed Mandy last night to wish her a happy birthday as long as it was still the 22nd, and she thanked me, saying I was marvelous! It was time to turn up the heat here, also. Here’s an icon-sized picture of my ex-friend Angela Berkley! From Sabrina to John on Facebook: Surround yourself with […]

Doctor Unheimlich, An-Ap (AppleBastic)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withAna’s Disorder Cause: unknown Symptoms: turning to stone, aphasia, automatic writing, seizures Cure: click heels together three times Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withAnaCheetoitis Cause: drug abuse Symptoms: groin swelling, pacing, flashing eyes, bone pain Cure: expensive biofeedback devices […]