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Moxie Crimefighter, Jermajesty, Apple Martin, Pilot Inspektor, and Billion?!

March 8, 2019

I was woken up at 5 AM by a loud piercing noise from across the street. Ugh, construction… no wonder “a loud piercing howl” is a Runaway Dog enemy attack in Earthbound… COFFEE TIME x2! I also learned that this construction will be 24/7 till the end of May… they’re an exemption to the noise […]

Fassad thinking about Western-style clothing in battle! / Angeliegha Stewart?!

November 20, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:05 on a 414 to see Rachel at The Caring Place, then I took the next buses to be home at 3:45. AWESOME AND BOUNDARY TALKING! Salsa and Fassad are fighting a Barrel Man in Castle Osohe’s basement in MOTHER 3. Fassad is thinking about Western-style clothing in […]

WORLD MUSHROOM DAY! / Chrystal plans! / Dymond, DeAngelos, and Anyla?!

August 23, 2018

It’s WORLD MUSHROOM DAY today! 😀 At 3, I called Chrystal at work to let her know about my Felico’s birthday dinner plans on the 23rd. She asked for the spelling and thanked me for the invitation. From Julie: Dymond?! BAD SPELLING OF DIAMOND! From Julie: DeAngelos?! From Julie: Anyla?!

THE HOT WATER IS BACK ON! / Lola Honeybone?! / Peytrien and Atl?! / Angelia?!

August 19, 2018

Today is National Hot and Spicy Food Day! THE HOT WATER IS BACK ON AS OF 7:15 PM – YES! Lola Honeybone?! From Julie: Peytrien?! I almost misread this as PLAYPEN! From Julie: Atl?! That’s not a name; that is random Scrabble tiles! From Julie: Angelia?! Just ONE MORE LETTER to make it Angelica! SO […]

G-spot in the parking lot, a chili and rice BOWEL, fresh lame juice and soda

August 3, 2017

Steph called me at noon to catch up. She’d tried calling me last week to say that she’d received the card I’d mailed for baby Henry, but I’d been sleeping! She said that Cecilia and Angela Mok had visited her and baby Henry, and so did Sandy’s family. Thank goodness they didn’t go with Michael […]

LaVar, Lonzo, LiAngelo, LaMelo, LaFrance, LaValle, LaRenzo, and LaShon Ball?!

April 17, 2017

From Reddit: LaVar, Lonzo, LiAngelo, LaMelo, LaFrance, LaValle, LaRenzo, and LaShon Ball?! Never mind that LaVar BALL is a FOOTBALL player… irony!

Lakytra Napoleon, ANGRY MAMA microwave cleaner, not listening to your secrets

July 9, 2016

The Cure’s 10:15 Saturday Night, because it is that day and time RIGHT NOW! 😀 Lakytra Napoleon was on URBAN LEGENDS and is an embalmer for the Angelus Funeral Home in California?! From Julie: ANGRY MAMA microwave cleaner! From Julie: Your secrets are safe with me, probably because I wasn’t listening.

Kama Pootra, Everyone Poops, passing gas, 410 pounds, poop journey, fart culture

June 29, 2016

From Rock 101: Kama Pootra: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop! (by Daniel Cole Young) From Julie: A kids’ book by Taro Gomi called EVERYONE POOPS! The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts! (by Shinta Cho) Everybody Poops 410 Pounds A Year! The Long Journey of Mister Poop! Who Cut The Cheese?: A Cultural History […]

Colon-O’Brien, Abad-Sweat, Boney-Stubbs, and other bad hyphenated names!

May 23, 2016

Colon-O’Brien! Abad-Sweat! Boney-Stubbs! Eaton-Burger! Geddings-DeFreez! Gomez-Peed! Hickey-Marks! Love-Gobble! Pennypacker-Swartzendruber! Rumph-Byrnes! (rump burns) Santagata-Biggerstaff?! Sears-Brand! Self-Lovin! Wilbee-Deman! Beach-Boies!

Gendered jellybeans, Rodney Assman, Ben Bushyhead, Everybody Loves Raymond Cruz

March 20, 2016

From Julie: Hey, it’s officially the first day of spring, so it must be time to shave our legs! Spring: It’s that time of year again. From Angela V.: Gendered jellybeans from Jelly Belly to “Support Our Wounded Veterans”?! Who sees jellybeans and thinks it’ll make them less or more manly / girly if they […]