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Setzer, Celes, Edgar, the Blackjack, and a double-headed coin! / La’El Collins?!

August 10, 2020

Today is National Smores Day! From Youtube: Setzer the gambler has been hustled with a double-headed coin aboard his airship the Blackjack in FINAL FANTASY VI ADVANCE! “… A valuable trinket indeed. I’ve never seen a double-headed coin before.” Edgar gave that to Celes. From Reddit and r/hockey: La’El Collins is a football player?! APOSTROPHE!

ZOODLES! / Wanda Musk?! YUMMY! / Earnie and Syble Stokes?! / Doll Shrimp Wonton!

May 10, 2020

Today is Mother’s Day 2020. I merely texted Mom. Whatever. At least I don’t have to do the combined Mother’s Day and birthday dinner THIS year! ZOODLES! SNACK TIME! From Youtube: Wanda Musk is a Korean-American?! Mmm, musk… From Youtube and FATAL VOWS: Earnie and Syble Stokes?! BAD SPELLINGS OF ERNIE AND SYBIL! Breakfast: Doll […]

Strong Bad Quarantine Sick Day! Emails! / Naydean Hoyt?! / Von is a name?!

April 8, 2020

I went to Price Smart at 6, where there was zero enforcement of a lineup. I was in and out in ten minutes or so, which is a record these days with the coronavirus pandemic! I got NEW Old Dutch Foods Canada Spicy Salt and Vinegar chips, NEW Saniderm 70% hand sanitizer in a 236 […]

Your true name! / 423,827 viruses found! HOMESTAR! / Cece is Michelle’s cousin?!

April 7, 2020

I went to London Drugs at 3:25 on a 407, intending to return that Rescue Petz golden retriever and get a more suitable birthday gift for Beckett. Bought an on-sale Gary the Giraffe Squishmallows toy, on-sale NEW Wild Blueberry Jamieson Vitamins, NEW on-sale Wolfgang Puck chicken noodle / tomato soups x2, NEW on-sale Cheez-It CRUNCH […]

Sick Homestar Runner, my buffering blank black Youtube screen, Cece Moore

April 6, 2020

Ayler called at 6:05 to play me a seven-minute MINUET IN G and say he was making apple pie. He also asked what was “that noise” – it’s called YOUTHFUL ANTHEM from MOTHER 3! From Matt: Homestar Runner Wiki has these funny coronavirus-themed logos! Here’s a sick Homestar with a thermometer! I got this buffering […]

Tyheisah?! / ENCHANTED FOREST penis cake! / Go find your own place!

December 20, 2019

From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Tyheisah?! From a 2012 conversation with Jamie and Matt on birthday cakes, tree birthday cake, and penis cake: ENCHANTED FOREST cake on Flickr! For context: The FINAL FANTASY IV Troia swimming girls GO FIND YOUR OWN PLACE picture!

B.J. Jensen and Eriberto Pop Can?! / Jordan Schmaltz?! / Mackenzie MacEachern?!

December 11, 2019

B.J. Jensen and Eriberto Pop Can?! Jordan Schmaltz?! Mackenzie MacEachern?! Lunch: Samyang Mala noodles with corn, small green peas, Brussels sprouts, and broccoli for Noodle Ring Day on December 11 today!

C’Bo Flemister is a football player?! / Kyle Twomey is a baseball player?!

August 30, 2019

I left at 4:30 to meet Rishu at 5 at Touchstone, then went to the public market for some dinner while I was out anyway: Eggplant (ew), fried noodles, cauliflower, bamboo shoots, broccoli, carrots, and pork! Met up with Nick from Discord, which was fine – boy, is he open about some things, though! Talked […]

General Booty?! / Alec Rash?! / Walker Weickel?! / Collin Wiles?! SPORTS, MAN!

June 24, 2019

General Booty?! Alec Rash?! Walker Weickel?! Collin Wiles?! BAD SPELLING OF COLIN!

Tennyson Jacobson, a toilet seat as a dinner plate, XKCD comic on baby names

June 27, 2017

From CrimeInc8 and YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: Tennyson Jacobson?! My dad uses a toilet seat to put his plate on while he watches TV. From Matt A.: An XKCD comic (#1011) on baby names! “13 Names for daughter: Ponzi, Eeemily, Fire Fire, Chipotla, Astamouthe, Eggsperm, [sound of record scratch], Parsley, Hot’n’Juicy Ann, Ovari, Friendly, Sean (pronounced […]