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Tyheisah?! / ENCHANTED FOREST penis cake! / Go find your own place!

December 20, 2019

From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Tyheisah?! From a 2012 conversation with Jamie and Matt on birthday cakes, tree birthday cake, and penis cake: ENCHANTED FOREST cake on Flickr! For context: The FINAL FANTASY IV Troia swimming girls GO FIND YOUR OWN PLACE picture!

B.J. Jensen and Eriberto Pop Can?! / Jordan Schmaltz?! / Mackenzie MacEachern?!

December 11, 2019

B.J. Jensen and Eriberto Pop Can?! Jordan Schmaltz?! Mackenzie MacEachern?! Lunch: Samyang Mala noodles with corn, small green peas, Brussels sprouts, and broccoli for Noodle Ring Day on December 11 today!

C’Bo Flemister is a football player?! / Kyle Twomey is a baseball player?!

August 30, 2019

I left at 4:30 to meet Rishu at 5 at Touchstone, then went to the public market for some dinner while I was out anyway: Eggplant (ew), fried noodles, cauliflower, bamboo shoots, broccoli, carrots, and pork! Met up with Nick from Discord, which was fine – boy, is he open about some things, though! Talked […]

General Booty?! / Alec Rash?! / Walker Weickel?! / Collin Wiles?! SPORTS, MAN!

June 24, 2019

General Booty?! Alec Rash?! Walker Weickel?! Collin Wiles?! BAD SPELLING OF COLIN!

Tennyson Jacobson, a toilet seat as a dinner plate, XKCD comic on baby names

June 27, 2017

From CrimeInc8 and YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: Tennyson Jacobson?! My dad uses a toilet seat to put his plate on while he watches TV. From Matt A.: An XKCD comic (#1011) on baby names! “13 Names for daughter: Ponzi, Eeemily, Fire Fire, Chipotla, Astamouthe, Eggsperm, [sound of record scratch], Parsley, Hot’n’Juicy Ann, Ovari, Friendly, Sean (pronounced […]

Awkward Family Photos: 80s / 90s / early 2000s Edition! Manning Park and Gilroy!

May 21, 2017

Here I am at home with my coloring book and toys in July 1982! Jon’s first birthday in November 1982: Grandma, me, Jon, Mom, and Dad. The NG siblings in 1985! The NG siblings, Christmas 1985! Disneyland in 1992: me, Mom, Steph, Grandma, and Jon! Steph, Dawn, and me at the Steveston Salmon Festival on […]

Margaret Spellings is the education minister? / Lorena Bobbitt cut off a penis?

January 26, 2017

Margaret SPELLINGS is the EDUCATION minister?! Lorena Bobbitt CUT OFF her ex-husband’s penis?!

People missing in the UK, TOOTHPASTE FOR DINNER on baby names, too big to twerk

October 25, 2016

I got my $20 payment squared away for Jon’s birthday dinner, and added an extra $10 to my passport money fund. The Canucks played Ottawa at 7 tonight, and lost 3-0 at home. I’m not sure why I was copied to some email exchange about Fiber Optics in my parents’ building. The JONBOUND party (Jon […]

Girls smelling like colon! / Playing with the DRAGON QUEST III Small Medal

June 26, 2016

From Matt: Your result for YOUR Average Day & Thoughts Quiz!… The Bore You are roughly 58% Fun & Adventurous! 61% Educated & Intelligent. 58% Fun & Adventurous. 68% Hygienic & Organized. 61% Fit, Sexy, & Interesting. 74% Logical & Practical. 35% Compassionate & Understanding. 20% Ugly & Shallow. 43% Open-Minded.   You Ranked: The […]

Donald Duck, US Navy Marina Perez Gonzales, Pu Nani

December 16, 2015

Before I went out again today at 2:35, I paid my Shaw bill online. I did my banking, and was home at 3:15 on a 407. PERFECT! Donald Duck?! US Navy Marina Perez Gonzales?! Pu Nani?!