Archive for the ‘2002’ Category

Thongporn Buttasin is an actual name?! GARDEN GROVE IN CALIFORNIA! MY LIFE!

September 20, 2017

Turns out that Tryanna from Pathways was calling me from a private number a lot yesterday, but I finally picked up this morning to see what the heck was up with all those repeated calls. Turns out that she had a cold and couldn’t do food shopping today, so we settled on Friday at 1 […]

Stupid CRIME INC. banning me! / Aaron Jerome Megatron / Jeralynn and Jeremiah

April 24, 2017

I saw a dog-related post in CRIME INC. on Facebook, so of course I asked why it was there. They deleted my CRIME-RELATED Youtube playlist of CRIMINALLY LISTED videos on the 13th, yet that dog post (and numerous other non-crime posts about people’s work and personal lives) stays up?! If I’d known THAT was going […]

Steve Bear is an Angeles Forest ranger?! / John Argue was trained as a lawyer?!

April 14, 2017

From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: Steve Bear is an Angeles National Forest ranger?! From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: John Argue was trained as a lawyer?!

Lo Wang not being Xeria, not needing Mr. Gopher’s help, Sum and finding exits

March 2, 2017

IT WAS TIME FOR MORE COFFEE EARLIER! The Canucks played San Jose at 7:30 tonight, and lost 3-1. In COLINBOUND 2, Lo Wang and Madam Hex are on the way to Dark Wind’s Peak for Lo Wang’s trial. They get a phone call from Dawn of Save Inc. “Oh, is this Colin?” Lo Wang the […]

What’s through that gateway? / Deviations from the norm / I have a cheeseburger!

February 6, 2017

Upon defeating L. Ron Hubbard in JONBOUND, Jon uses a Walk-Through-Walls code to check out whatever is behind him. “What’s through that gateway?” This Frank Zappa quote is from George Takei: “Without deviations from the norm, progress is not possible.” From Janina and C.A.A. Cats Addicts Anony-mouse: It’s “have.” I HAVE a cheeseburger.

Harsh Prasad?! / Sarah is not a HE, Lakewood hospital nurse! / Jon is not a SHE!

January 29, 2017

新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2017! It’s the Year of the Fire Rooster! From Cracked: Harsh Prasad?! In JONBOUND, Sarah Buffaloe dies, so Jon Otis and Tomato go to the Lakewood hospital to revive her. The nurse says, “Sarah? HE’LL be all right. Please pay $2 in advance.” Sarah is not […]

Sexy men, a local heroine, honorary citizens, Denver having another day

January 12, 2017

It was time for MORE COFFEE! The Canucks played Philadelphia at 4 today; the game went to overtime and a shootout, which the Flyers won 5-4. After defeating Nemesis, Jon Otis and Sarah Buffaloe stay overnight at the Arvada Roach Motel. The next day’s news headline in the ARVADA SENTINEL: “Local nerd Jon Otis is […]

This Can of Whoopass isn’t a Wad of Cash! / Soylent Green is made of people!

January 4, 2017

I discovered redrum today, then called Hester about mousetraps, getting her husband Ni on the phone. That’s fine, and so is his dropping off a glue mousetrap later on. Then I found out that Nina M. had unfriended or blocked me from Facebook – WTF?! In JONBOUND, Joe Scharfenberg has joined Jon Otis / Sarah […]

Who are you talking to? / Talking to presents?! / Talking to signs?!

December 25, 2016

In JONBOUND, Jon goes up on the Arvada hilltop through the magic of a Walk-Through-All code. He sees Captain Dunivan and someone else up there, and tries talking to them. The game says, “Who are you talking to?” Through the same Walk-Through-All code, Jon finds himself on the path connecting Arvada and Golden in JONBOUND. […]

Tudoring, a pharmacy as a drug-free workplace, Prince Casey touring the world

December 17, 2016

From Mikki: TUDORING?! The only way that would be even halfway acceptable is if they were teaching about the Tudors! From Vomitorium: This pharmacy is a drug-free workplace! After going to Egypt, the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) stays overnight at the Arvada Roach Motel. The next […]