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Allyson Romedy?! / Tyren, Bray, Deshay, Deshane, and Ajai?!

April 30, 2019

I discovered redrum this morning – UGH! Then again, I planned for it because of my other eye surgery on May 8 and then staying at Deb and Dylan’s… so hopefully, it won’t show up during this time! From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Allyson Romedy?! BAD SPELLING OF ALLISON! Reminds me of a REMEDY! From Julie: […]

Boston Bramlage and a London lawyer named Friday February Eleven Biddle?!

March 7, 2019

It’s World Book Day today! From my ARE YOU SHITTING ME book: Boston Bramlage?! The rest of the family had more normal names: Ronald, Rebecca, Brandon, Beau, and Roxanne… From Reddit and r/namenerds: A London lawyer is named Friday February Eleven Biddle?!

Christmas Day Balam Koyoc, Hashtag Follow Contreras Sepulveda, Krystyne Alyse?!

February 17, 2019

Christmas Day Balam Koyoc?! Hashtag Follow Contreras Sepulveda?! Kitty has a Facebook friend named Krystyne Alyse?! Way too much Y in that name… BAD SPELLING!

Kaine Horman and Kyron Horman?! / Niiko, Keegan, Karma, and Konstantine?!

July 20, 2018

From SCARY MYSTERIES: Kaine Horman and Kyron Horman?! From Julie: A girl named Karma?! From Julie: Keegan?! From Julie: Konstantine?! Why not just spell it with a C?! From Julie: Niiko?! Why put an extra I in Niko if it’s just going to be pronounced the same anyway?!

A silver dragon with a skull sword! / Twins Bernic Lee and Breon Alston-Currie?!

May 12, 2018

I showered today. A silver dragon with a skull sword! From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: These twins were named Bernic Lee and Breon Alston-Currie?!

Thongporn Buttasin is an actual name?! GARDEN GROVE IN CALIFORNIA! MY LIFE!

September 20, 2017

Turns out that Tryanna from Pathways was calling me from a private number a lot yesterday, but I finally picked up this morning to see what the heck was up with all those repeated calls. Turns out that she had a cold and couldn’t do food shopping today, so we settled on Friday at 1 […]

Stupid CRIME INC. banning me! / Aaron Jerome Megatron / Jeralynn and Jeremiah

April 24, 2017

I saw a dog-related post in CRIME INC. on Facebook, so of course I asked why it was there. They deleted my CRIME-RELATED Youtube playlist of CRIMINALLY LISTED videos on the 13th, yet that dog post (and numerous other non-crime posts about people’s work and personal lives) stays up?! If I’d known THAT was going […]

Steve Bear is an Angeles Forest ranger?! / John Argue was trained as a lawyer?!

April 14, 2017

From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: Steve Bear is an Angeles National Forest ranger?! From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: John Argue was trained as a lawyer?!

Lo Wang not being Xeria, not needing Mr. Gopher’s help, Sum and finding exits

March 2, 2017

IT WAS TIME FOR MORE COFFEE EARLIER! The Canucks played San Jose at 7:30 tonight, and lost 3-1. In COLINBOUND 2, Lo Wang and Madam Hex are on the way to Dark Wind’s Peak for Lo Wang’s trial. They get a phone call from Dawn of Save Inc. “Oh, is this Colin?” Lo Wang the […]

What’s through that gateway? / Deviations from the norm / I have a cheeseburger!

February 6, 2017

Upon defeating L. Ron Hubbard in JONBOUND, Jon uses a Walk-Through-Walls code to check out whatever is behind him. “What’s through that gateway?” This Frank Zappa quote is from George Takei: “Without deviations from the norm, progress is not possible.” From Janina and C.A.A. Cats Addicts Anony-mouse: It’s “have.” I HAVE a cheeseburger.