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Birthday Gifts / Presents in 2017!

September 25, 2017

This is a list of birthday gifts and cards that I received in 2017: Sushi boat for two from MEGA SUSHI in Steveston: Appetizer tempura, big boss roll, California roll, two pieces of tuna sashimi, two pieces of salmon sashimi, two pieces of ebi, ebi sunomono, and miso soup! Birthday stuff from Vanessa: Dutch chips […]

My periods and birth control, Ultros as a receptionist, a last Imperial Trooper

August 29, 2017

I was up at 6 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! I dreamed that I somehow flushed the toilet dry, which resulted in a flooded bathroom (?!) right before I had to leave to meet my family somewhere in Bellingham. Not that meeting them would have happened anyway, although I watched a show […]

Tonda Creel, Priscilla Kida Ferrari, Ben Household, Brittany Picker, Reveca

August 3, 2017

From Not Always Friendly: Tonda Creel? She’s not even black, so I’m not sure what her parents’ excuse is here… From Not Always Working: Priscilla Kida Ferrari?! I know my sister used to know someone around here called Jessica Ferrari.. From Not Always Right: Ben Household?! From Not Always Right: Brittany Picker?! What if she […]

G-spot in the parking lot, a chili and rice BOWEL, fresh lame juice and soda

August 3, 2017

Steph called me at noon to catch up. She’d tried calling me last week to say that she’d received the card I’d mailed for baby Henry, but I’d been sleeping! She said that Cecilia and Angela Mok had visited her and baby Henry, and so did Sandy’s family. Thank goodness they didn’t go with Michael […]

Crazy hatchet mugshot, a sign of NG things to come, a comma with grammar books

June 20, 2017

I discovered today that David Emery unfriended me on Facebook, which is fine. Man accused of chasing family member with hatchet: Take a look at the guy’s mugshot here! HAHAHA! From Steph: A sign of things to come! A sign of NG things to come! MUHAHAHAHA! From Julie: A comma with grammar books such as […]

Fraser and apples, space dragon and sun flare, a dragon farting fire at a knight

May 27, 2017

Steph and Fraser called me at about 1:10 PM today, which was at least a fine surprise. Fraser said that he was eating apples and crackers, and could answer “yeah” when prompted to answer my various simple questions about whether he liked the zoo. I said that I would hopefully be having dinner with Chrystal […]

Awkward Family Photos: 80s / 90s / early 2000s Edition! Manning Park and Gilroy!

May 21, 2017

Here I am at home with my coloring book and toys in July 1982! Jon’s first birthday in November 1982: Grandma, me, Jon, Mom, and Dad. The NG siblings in 1985! The NG siblings, Christmas 1985! Disneyland in 1992: me, Mom, Steph, Grandma, and Jon! Steph, Dawn, and me at the Steveston Salmon Festival on […]

A bone dragon, new deodorant, Fraser holding my hand, congee, and dinosaurs!

May 12, 2017

Apparently, there was a lunch at the lards’ place today, so it was COFFEE TIME before I left at 10 to do some quick shopping at London Drugs: a new coffee mug, new Glacier Speed Stick deodorant to replace my Speed Stick with Irish Spring deodorant from 7 July 2015, new store brand lemon dish […]

Another Wo’s dinner: Yee mein, green beans, pork, and questions about numbers!

May 8, 2017

Since Steph was in town for some weird RCMP reason and we obviously had a family dinner at Wo’s for this, it was COFFEE TIME for me at 3:45 before I left at 4:30! I STILL GOT THERE EARLIER THAN EVERYONE ELSE! (despite trying to book it up the stairs at Brighouse Station AND accidentally […]

Golden statue glowing strangely, traveling shack’s entertainer, text not found

April 1, 2017

UGH, IT’S APRIL FOOL’S DAY TODAY! Steph sent me an email saying that Fraser was playing with his toy phone at 7:30 AM their time; she asked who he wanted to call, and he said “A-ma”… CUTE! Unfortunately, 4:30 AM is too early to call people here, and even 7:30 AM is too early to […]