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Fishluna Yu?! / Quiet neighbors across the street because it’s a graveyard!

July 7, 2019

King Jin tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! A “lady” at the dumpster last night said, “Thank you for recycling” when I dumped my Ziploc bag with stale cookies inside. Thank YOU for being nosy! I’m not going to recycle my Ziploc bags! From my People You May Know section: Fishluna Yu?! From Julie: […]

A poop emoji A-line dress! / Crapstone, Devon, England?! / Poo Goo Unicorn Poo!

July 6, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji A-line dress! From the Daily Mail: Crapstone is in Devon, England?! From Julie: Poo Goo Unicorn Poo at CVS! Feels like liquid, plays like goo!

Burnaby accident, yellow pooptastic hardcover notebook, begging my poop to flush

June 8, 2019

Vanessa says her husband Jason’s aunt was involved in this Burnaby car crash yesterday evening, so she had a bad night. 😦 She called me at 9:50 AM to let me know how he knew it was her – she was just out to take a walk and never came home, so his cousin went […]

Coffee pot with straw holder! KRAMER! / Pluto the planet and Pluto the dog!

May 24, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. I also went to Price Smart to pick up some Western Family lemonade at the customer service desk: Classic Lemonade and Raspberry Lemonade! Then I went to London Drugs to eventually buy an on-sale Spiderman / Spider-Man […]

Transfiguracion Fidelina Lopez Mendoza?! / Batman Roberto Camargo Salcedo?!

April 13, 2019

Robert Berridge added me to Facebook, but that is fine. Hopefully, he is a sane Canucks fan unlike John D., Brandi, and Siobhan! Chrissy also said she was banned by Facebook – YIKES! At least she is back now! Aaron L. and Chris W. also unfriended me from Facebook – okay, then! Now I can […]

Lena blocking me?! / HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON bedsheets / Always being yourself

March 19, 2019

What the fuck?! I discovered that Lena blocked me on both my main accounts after knowing me for four years! She knows very well that I’m Facebook friends with Robin, and we’d been discussing Jimmy and bad relationships before this. No indication that things were uncomfortable for her! I guess we didn’t have a great […]

You will have the shits in one hour! / Throwable splat poo from Daiso!

March 17, 2019

From Pete and Crap I Feel Like Posting: A fortune cookie! You will have the shits in one hour. Even the fortune cookie is laughing! From Melissa: A throwable splat poo ball from Daiso in Japan! A closeup of the throwable splat poop ball from Daiso in Japan!

Jelessa, Virgil, Ny’Liyah, Na’Cere, and Na’Merion?! / Carolyn Pretzel?! YUMMY!

February 27, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I attempted to get to the eye clinic at 1 using the bus stop across the street, but NO! THAT ONE WAS ALSO NON-OPERATIONAL, which I only found out after waiting 20 minutes! So while I was out, I went to the pharmacy next door and asked about the measles shot after […]

Paddel and Rowe of the Tazmily Boat Club! / I’m a charred dog, not a black dog!

January 31, 2019

I had to leave the house today from 8 to 4 because of the forced water shutoff and the sewer upgrades, and I hope this is the only one till all the construction is projected to end in December! This is NOT helping my budget OR my financial situation! I bought spicy beef noodle Tom […]

More eye measuring and Stouffer’s! / A colorful dragon toilet paper roll holder!

January 9, 2019

Discovered extra money in my bank account this morning, and updated Harmony and Deb on things via email, also calling Barry at 8:40 AM to let him know about the NOON appointment time on the 11th. Luckily, he can drive me! I left at 11:10 to perforce go to Dr. Wise’s clinic on 1200 Burrard […]