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Circumcision obituary / Mt. Oriander in Summer / Emerald Pellot and Celem?!

January 3, 2018

Harmony emailed the family about Hiero’s birthday party later this month on the 21st at noon – at least I know where Pizzeria Barbarella IS, and it doesn’t conflict with the hockey game later that evening or anything! From Oddee: Reading this obituary, I don’t want to know that Chan Holcombe’s dad circumcised him with […]

Two Tyrannosaurus Rex fighting over Jesus! / Wooly Shambler of Christmas cheer!

December 23, 2017

I left my place at 11:25 (after yelling at someone) to meet Kathy, Aaron, and Geoff at Tsawwassen Mills at 12:30. Not too bad – I just had to take the Canada Line to Bridgeport, then the 620 bus. I got there at 12:35, got lost in the Bass Pro Fishing shop (which Mike S. […]

2017 Year In Review!

December 2, 2017

[Meme fun: Take the first line from the first post of every month of the year. Repost it here as your year in review. (I’m discounting greetings and things like that :P) Yeah, it’s been an interesting year!] 2017 Year In Review! Go to your Calendar and find the first entry for each month of […]

Successfully returning useless cards! / DENTED CANS! / Meat is tasty murder!

November 23, 2017

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got Bah Kut tea noodles, Fat Choy broken straw mushrooms x2, on-sale store brand perogies x2 (potato with cheddar cheese / potato with cottage cheese), 32 Christmas cards spread out over two boxes (one set […]

Restarts! UGH! / Will Warm and Beck Warm?! / Melany Knott and Kaisy Knott?!

November 16, 2017

This computer just restarted! The Canucks have a prospect named Will Warm?! And his twin brother is Beck Warm?! What if they want to be COLD, like at the ice hockey rink?! From The Washington Post: Melany Knott named her daughter KAISY Knott?! This actually reminds me of an Asian girl in Daniel Fellowship (1994-1999?) […]

Credit card reader amount, BLT Lays chips, tomato soup croutons, Festive Friends

November 1, 2017

I went shopping at 3:55 today after COFFEE TIME: I was planning to get a sandwich, discount Halloween chocolate, and some sensitive toothpaste. Instead, I got this stuff at Shoppers Drug Mart: nut-free Cadbury Festive Friends cookies for Fraser, a discounted Halloween 24-pack of Wunderbar / Caramilk / Mr. Big / Crispy Crunch mini chocolate […]

Tommy being stupidly defensive / Dumbing yourself down and defenestrating idiots

August 17, 2017

Last night, Tommy was being pretty annoying with his continuous Facebook messages, so I gave him one-word answers till he apparently got the hint. Then he dragged me into a Facebook group chat with Helen and Jimmy at 10:15 PM to talk about Jen and defend her behavior. We weren’t too impressed with his excuses […]

What GLOW Lady Are You? / Crown Royal making you cry! / It’s a thesaurus!

August 11, 2017

“You Are Cherry” You are a tough cookie, and you don’t let anyone cross you. You are very determined and talented. Sometimes it takes a while for your hard work to pay off, and that can be frustrating. Eventually, you get the success you deserve. You are an obvious leader. People tend to immediately put […]

Cheese Problems Solved?! / Cunt Coloring Book?! / Ghouls Don’t Scoop Ice Cream!

July 27, 2017

I just got a blue screen of death when I was going to go to bed anyways – UGH! From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: CHEESE PROBLEMS SOLVED?! CUNT COLORING BOOK?! From the Ghouls Facebook page: GHOULS DON’T SCOOP ICE CREAM!

Checking to see if it’s a fart or shart / Ares Zax?! / Annis Ashwell?!

July 8, 2017

I was up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Then I lost a pair of underwear due to TMI reasons because I had to throw them out… SO DAMN STRESSFUL! 😦 From Ask Ideas: The girl says, “You were right, Mom. The only way to know if it was a […]