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Misspellings and Engrish galore! Bathrooms, grass, and thickets?! (210 pics)

June 12, 2020

LOTS OF ENGRISH! YAY! It’s worth noting that this took up 51 pages in my WordPress Drafts document on Google Docs, so the entry DEFINITELY needed an LJ-CUT! https://imgur.com/a/BT6KtIE (Engrish 1 album!) From James: Slimming herb as Sliming Herb?! SLIME! From James: Pancake batter as Pancake Battle?! From Alonzo Lerone: Common People Glasses?! From Alonzo […]

Grammar Police badge, OCTOPI, abstinence 99.99% effective, 69% phone battery

May 25, 2020

My Lysol Click Gel for my toilet bowl has proved its usefulness. Just click it on the bowl, and I can forget about things! The gel just drops into the toilet bowl when it’s done its month-long supply, and can be flushed down through normal toilet use! Yay for flushable things! I noticed that when […]

No oysters! / Spicy Chicken Mr. Noodles! / Grey Tyrannosaurus Rex skull shower!

May 13, 2020

PRODUCT WARNING: No more raw oysters of ANY kind! No Winter Creek, no Mac’s, and NO Fanny Bay raw oysters! My immune system can’t handle it anymore! DIARRHEA! I don’t think I’ll use Dreamwidth anymore because support people have NOT gotten back to me in a timely fashion about the crossposting issue! It will NOT […]

Booty Sweat and Bust-A-Nut, Cheddar Chipotle Sidekicks, coronavirus devil

May 2, 2020

From Reddit: At EXACTLY 7:17 PM, you are 69,420 seconds through the day. QUIRKY TIME COINCIDENCE! I finally blocked Kate on Discord – I don’t NEED to hear her TMI stories or her insufficient apologies with “lol” for the “leaf” comment with question marks blaming her offensive denseness on her autism! I especially don’t want […]

Boneless Fried Chicken! / Spilled salsa, Eric Ho, vegetables, Purex toilet paper

April 22, 2020

It’s Earth Day 2020 today! I also temporarily got QUADRUPLE DIGITS IN MY BANK ACCOUNT again! Hopefully, my spending habits are a little better than they were the LAST time this happened! Also, I won’t need to give $900 of my own money for a family trip like the ICBC insurance settlement. Of course, that […]

Foot care and horny care! / Bagging area at self-checkout / FLUSH FLUSH FLUSH!

April 3, 2020

I got my extra money for the GST Credit today, which will definitely help with stocking up later on! From Be Amazed: Foot care, body care, hair care, horny care… this shop takes care of everything! When you take more than 0.0002 seconds to bag your groceries at self-checkout… “PLEASE PLACE ITEMS IN BAGGING AREA.” […]

Reddit Yearly Awards 1 to 14!

March 23, 2020

Me: Reddit New User! CyanPlum: Reddit One-Year Club! Cat1832: Reddit Two-Year Club! Me: Reddit Three-Year Club! CallMeZara: Reddit Four-Year Club! Me: Reddit Five-Year Club! CIsForCondom: Reddit Six-Year Club! AdreeIsADyno: Reddit Seven-Year Club! TareXMD: Reddit Eight-Year Club! FlyingFox12: Reddit Nine-Year Club! RidePlanet: Reddit Ten-Year Club! Larsa: Reddit Eleven-Year Club! HonestBleeps: Reddit Twelve-Year Club! MikeNice1: Reddit Thirteen-Year […]

Joeffre Kolosky? VERY BAD SPELLING OF GEOFFREY! / Incorrect password frustration

February 29, 2020

COFFEE TIME AND SHOWER TIME! IT IS LEAP YEAR 2020 TODAY! FEBRUARY 29! FEB. 29! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Joeffre Kolosky?! VERY BAD SPELLING OF GEOFFREY! Reminds me of Joffre Lake around Pemberton, BC! From Julie: Password is incorrect. Password is incorrect. *changes password* New password can’t be the same as an old […]

My pasta specialty! / Missy Molly Mold Spore?! / Leg cramps and technical death!

January 27, 2020

The Canucks played the Blues tonight at 7, and won 3-1 thanks to Thatcher Demko and Bo Horvat’s insurance empty-netter with five seconds remaining! Nine wins in a row, the first time since 2009! The first team all season to beat the Blues at home in regulation after they were leading in the first period! […]

I’M DEAD, NOW WHAT? / Humorous office organizers! / Pet wine glasses! Meowsling!

January 26, 2020

Kobe Bryant died today in a helicopter crash! From Julie: A book called I’M DEAD, NOW WHAT?! From Julie: Humorous office organizers! Crap to file! Crap to shred! Friday is my second-favorite F-word! Too busy for bullshit now! From Julie: Pet wine glasses! Catwine! Meowsling!