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I’M DEAD, NOW WHAT? / Humorous office organizers! / Pet wine glasses! Meowsling!

January 26, 2020

Kobe Bryant died today in a helicopter crash! From Julie: A book called I’M DEAD, NOW WHAT?! From Julie: Humorous office organizers! Crap to file! Crap to shred! Friday is my second-favorite F-word! Too busy for bullshit now! From Julie: Pet wine glasses! Catwine! Meowsling!

Chinese New Year 2020 images and dinner at Kwong Chow! GAS LEAK! NO BUS! FUCK!

January 25, 2020

I got roped into going to a Chinese New Year dinner tonight by Jon’s text… so I had to shower, have COFFEE TIME, and give up a few hours of alone time! Left at 4:30 on a 407, and then got to Kwong Chow at 5:35 or so. We talked about the new coronavirus, my […]

Vermont Curry! Lights! Blocks! / California banning MAN and bitch biscuits!

November 29, 2019

After COFFEE TIME and a phone call from Rishu which didn’t involve me going out to the boonies of Richmond and a risk of being LATE, I went out at 3:05 on a 401 to help with the kids, and I had Beckett’s stuffed Santa dog this time. I got to Marine Drive early and […]

Crazy discombobulated poop! / Hand Job Nails and Spa?! Long Poo Gas Supplies?!

November 14, 2019

I went to the Life Labs next door to get some blood and urine tests done. Failed at the pee test, unfortunately. Then I went across the street where someone actually drove onto the concrete parking barrier! “HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!” I said to a nearby dude, who had seen WORSE! It’s broad daylight, […]

OMW is stupid and lazy! / Hot and sour soup noodles! / FACEPALM SHUNK! CRAP!

September 30, 2019

From Discord on August 15, 2019: OMW is a pretty stupid and lazy abbreviation – just spell out ON MY WAY! You could do that for EXCITED and ANNIVERSARY! Also, nobody cares about your anniversary gift to your husband: cotton socks with pets on them. In the big Corelle bowl, we have hot and sour […]

Fishluna Yu?! / Quiet neighbors across the street because it’s a graveyard!

July 7, 2019

King Jin tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! A “lady” at the dumpster last night said, “Thank you for recycling” when I dumped my Ziploc bag with stale cookies inside. Thank YOU for being nosy! I’m not going to recycle my Ziploc bags! From my People You May Know section: Fishluna Yu?! From Julie: […]

A poop emoji A-line dress! / Crapstone, Devon, England?! / Poo Goo Unicorn Poo!

July 6, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji A-line dress! From the Daily Mail: Crapstone is in Devon, England?! From Julie: Poo Goo Unicorn Poo at CVS! Feels like liquid, plays like goo!

Burnaby accident, yellow pooptastic hardcover notebook, begging my poop to flush

June 8, 2019

Vanessa says her husband Jason’s aunt was involved in this Burnaby car crash yesterday evening, so she had a bad night. 😦 She called me at 9:50 AM to let me know how he knew it was her – she was just out to take a walk and never came home, so his cousin went […]

Coffee pot with straw holder! KRAMER! / Pluto the planet and Pluto the dog!

May 24, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. I also went to Price Smart to pick up some Western Family lemonade at the customer service desk: Classic Lemonade and Raspberry Lemonade! Then I went to London Drugs to eventually buy an on-sale Spiderman / Spider-Man […]

Transfiguracion Fidelina Lopez Mendoza?! / Batman Roberto Camargo Salcedo?!

April 13, 2019

Robert Berridge added me to Facebook, but that is fine. Hopefully, he is a sane Canucks fan unlike John D., Brandi, and Siobhan! Chrissy also said she was banned by Facebook – YIKES! At least she is back now! Aaron L. and Chris W. also unfriended me from Facebook – okay, then! Now I can […]