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Dragon Caves! / Class change! / Rat Tail and courage! / Bhutan dragon flag!

April 8, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Lipton tea from my apartment. The teabag string is too short and wants to swim in the hot tea! NO! Thank goodness I didn’t buy it! The SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE party (Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad) finally makes it to the Dragon Caves. They see this wandering […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 26! / No Tetley Tea here! / Drinking only one Guinness!

March 15, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Tetley Tea from my apartment. The strings on the tea bags break way too easily! What’s the point of having one dangle from your mug?! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 26! From Diane: I’m only having one Guinness on St. Patrick’s Day.

Creepy Easter Bunny 24! / Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, asshole!

March 13, 2018

I went shopping at 1 on a 401 at Kam Do Bakery for an apple pie and a chicken pie to plan for tomorrow’s Pi Day, then to Shoppers Drug Mart for on-sale President’s Choice pink salmon x2 / President’s Choice Buffalo Wings and Blue Cheese chips. Then I went to London Drugs for a […]

Circumcision obituary / Mt. Oriander in Summer / Emerald Pellot and Celem?!

January 3, 2018

Harmony emailed the family about Hiero’s birthday party later this month on the 21st at noon – at least I know where Pizzeria Barbarella IS, and it doesn’t conflict with the hockey game later that evening or anything! From Oddee: Reading this obituary, I don’t want to know that Chan Holcombe’s dad circumcised him with […]

Two Tyrannosaurus Rex fighting over Jesus! / Wooly Shambler of Christmas cheer!

December 23, 2017

I left my place at 11:25 (after yelling at someone) to meet Kathy, Aaron, and Geoff at Tsawwassen Mills at 12:30. Not too bad – I just had to take the Canada Line to Bridgeport, then the 620 bus. I got there at 12:35, got lost in the Bass Pro Fishing shop (which Mike S. […]

2017 Year In Review!

December 2, 2017

[Meme fun: Take the first line from the first post of every month of the year. Repost it here as your year in review. (I’m discounting greetings and things like that :P) Yeah, it’s been an interesting year!] 2017 Year In Review! Go to your Calendar and find the first entry for each month of […]

Successfully returning useless cards! / DENTED CANS! / Meat is tasty murder!

November 23, 2017

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got Bah Kut tea noodles, Fat Choy broken straw mushrooms x2, on-sale store brand perogies x2 (potato with cheddar cheese / potato with cottage cheese), 32 Christmas cards spread out over two boxes (one set […]

Restarts! UGH! / Will Warm and Beck Warm?! / Melany Knott and Kaisy Knott?!

November 16, 2017

This computer just restarted! The Canucks have a prospect named Will Warm?! And his twin brother is Beck Warm?! What if they want to be COLD, like at the ice hockey rink?! From The Washington Post: Melany Knott named her daughter KAISY Knott?! This actually reminds me of an Asian girl in Daniel Fellowship (1994-1999?) […]

Credit card reader amount, BLT Lays chips, tomato soup croutons, Festive Friends

November 1, 2017

I went shopping at 3:55 today after COFFEE TIME: I was planning to get a sandwich, discount Halloween chocolate, and some sensitive toothpaste. Instead, I got this stuff at Shoppers Drug Mart: nut-free Cadbury Festive Friends cookies for Fraser, a discounted Halloween 24-pack of Wunderbar / Caramilk / Mr. Big / Crispy Crunch mini chocolate […]

Tommy being stupidly defensive / Dumbing yourself down and defenestrating idiots

August 17, 2017

Last night, Tommy was being pretty annoying with his continuous Facebook messages, so I gave him one-word answers till he apparently got the hint. Then he dragged me into a Facebook group chat with Helen and Jimmy at 10:15 PM to talk about Jen and defend her behavior. We weren’t too impressed with his excuses […]