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Diarrhea on a roller coaster poem! / STAR WARS toilet paper! / A cat puke mug!

February 21, 2019

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! From Julie M. and I Don’t Give A Duck: Roses are red, the church has a steeple. Man gets diarrhea on a roller coaster and splashes 14 people. From Susan and Quotes, Fun, and Sarcasm: STAR WARS toilet paper to clean your dark side! Cat Puke Mug: Some people tidy up and […]

Doge birthday cake! / Cherry Walker and Rueon Walker?!

October 4, 2018

It’s TACO DAY today! Doge birthday cake: Wow, such birthday! From Youtube and EVIL LIVES HERE: Cherry Walker and Rueon Walker?!

Hanging out with Chrystal pre-consultation! / Eric helping! / Travers Mackel?!

July 7, 2018

I called Chrystal at work at 1:10 yesterday to remind her about last night, being honest about how July 12 (next Thursday) was actually just a consultation and not an actual surgery. “SHE BAMBOOZLED ME! NO!” Hahaha! While power-walking through the building and down the stairs, I saw Mr. Creep on his way up the […]

Rev. Dongo Pewee?! / Jai’Anna?! / Tralaundra and Kimora?! / Raegon has a Maya?!

June 9, 2018

I left at 10:30 on a 407 for Shoppers Drug Mart to get NESTEA iced tea, President’s Choice Chicken Korma / General Tao / Butter Chicken microwaveable meals, and on-sale Campbell’s mushroom soup x2. Got home at 10:55 on a 401: that bus efficiency is good for ANY day, never mind a Saturday! 😀 Häagen-Dazs […]

Shamoil T. Shipchandler?! / Seon, Karac, Paradise, Isha, and Brantley?!

June 7, 2018

Shamoil T. Shipchandler?! From Julie: Seon?! It’s pronounced like “see-on.” From Julie: Karac?! From Julie: Paradise is Isha’s baby boy?! From Julie: Isha?! Apparently, none of the three men was the father of her baby… From Julie: Brantley?!

Dictator Valentines, St. Valentine’s Massacre, Skiffington and Colbie Holderness

February 14, 2018

Dictator Valentines! Leon Trotsky thinks you’re hotsky! Hitler: “Be mein.” Stalin: “Quit Stalin. Be my valentine.” Chairman Mao: “You are most honorable chairman of my heart.” Fidel Castro: “Don’t embargo my love.” Kim Jong Il: “You’re the Kim Jong Illest.” Idi Amin: “Amin love with you.” Karl Marx: “Roses are red. So is the state. […]

Kymberghleah Hawkins?! / Janet Hamm?!

February 9, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Carolina at 4:30 today, and lost 4-1. From Reddit: Kymberghleah Hawkins?! From Julie: Janet Hamm?!

Pick Moe Cotton is a politician from Guam?! / Timberly Whitfield is on TV?!

January 23, 2018

I got the rest of my TamiFlu delivered to me at home today at 12:40! Paul said he got my salmon jerky today (which he said was good), and also that my card was sweet. The Canucks played the Kings at 7 tonight, and won 6-2. From OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Moe Cotton was […]

Andrew Getting, Derek Knocke, Kimberly Coast, Shalla Radiolady, Tifany Eldridge

December 28, 2017

I got some of the most Swedish candy ever in the mail today from Katherine K. AKA cactus_rs – Bilar candy cars and Polly butter toffee / chocolate / vanilla candy! (“except black licorice – UGH!”) Isabella (med_cat) also mailed me a Christmas card and smiley face stickers / a snowflake sticker / a snowboarding […]

Prince Frank Tsetse, Elizabeth Peachey, Bryanna Davis Williams, Okwy Ada

December 11, 2017

Prince “Frank” Tsetse?! From Not Always Working: Elizabeth Peachey?! I like that last name! Even better if she lived in Georgia, hahaha! But WHY would you put your ultrasound pictures ANYWHERE on Facebook?! From Not Always Right: Bryanna Davis Williams?! Someone’s parents very obviously wanted a boy… From Not Always Right: Okwy Ada?! Reminds me […]