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Yleen Kennedy?! EILEEN! / St. John Barned-Smith?! DOG! / Kimberli A. Martin?!

May 15, 2019

Had sesame seed bagels with cream cheese, coffee, kiwi fruit, and pears for breakfast today. Deb opted to keep Elysse at home this morning, so we went to Costco after I checked on my place and grabbed a couple of things, including Alice’s FARTING ANIMALS coloring book. I even asked if I could do some […]

Dorcas! / Jaccarra, Montavius, Bianka, Kimbellah, Kendralyn, and Reyna Magana?!

May 5, 2019

Dorcas Lee unfriended me yesterday on her birthday – okay, then! I also flipped someone off at 8:30 AM since she was making a left turn on MY green light when I was halfway into the crosswalk already! She had a huge SUV! From Julie: Jaccarra?! From Julie: Montavius?! From Julie: Bianka?! BAD SPELLING of […]

Diarrhea on a roller coaster poem! / STAR WARS toilet paper! / A cat puke mug!

February 21, 2019

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! From Julie M. and I Don’t Give A Duck: Roses are red, the church has a steeple. Man gets diarrhea on a roller coaster and splashes 14 people. From Susan and Quotes, Fun, and Sarcasm: STAR WARS toilet paper to clean your dark side! Cat Puke Mug: Some people tidy up and […]

Doge birthday cake! / Cherry Walker and Rueon Walker?!

October 4, 2018

It’s TACO DAY today! Doge birthday cake: Wow, such birthday! From Youtube and EVIL LIVES HERE: Cherry Walker and Rueon Walker?!

Hanging out with Chrystal pre-consultation! / Eric helping! / Travers Mackel?!

July 7, 2018

I called Chrystal at work at 1:10 yesterday to remind her about last night, being honest about how July 12 (next Thursday) was actually just a consultation and not an actual surgery. “SHE BAMBOOZLED ME! NO!” Hahaha! While power-walking through the building and down the stairs, I saw Mr. Creep on his way up the […]

Rev. Dongo Pewee?! / Jai’Anna?! / Tralaundra and Kimora?! / Raegon has a Maya?!

June 9, 2018

I left at 10:30 on a 407 for Shoppers Drug Mart to get NESTEA iced tea, President’s Choice Chicken Korma / General Tao / Butter Chicken microwaveable meals, and on-sale Campbell’s mushroom soup x2. Got home at 10:55 on a 401: that bus efficiency is good for ANY day, never mind a Saturday! 😀 Häagen-Dazs […]

Shamoil T. Shipchandler?! / Seon, Karac, Paradise, Isha, and Brantley?!

June 7, 2018

Shamoil T. Shipchandler?! From Julie: Seon?! It’s pronounced like “see-on.” From Julie: Karac?! From Julie: Paradise is Isha’s baby boy?! From Julie: Isha?! Apparently, none of the three men was the father of her baby… From Julie: Brantley?!

Dictator Valentines, St. Valentine’s Massacre, Skiffington and Colbie Holderness

February 14, 2018

Dictator Valentines! Leon Trotsky thinks you’re hotsky! Hitler: “Be mein.” Stalin: “Quit Stalin. Be my valentine.” Chairman Mao: “You are most honorable chairman of my heart.” Fidel Castro: “Don’t embargo my love.” Kim Jong Il: “You’re the Kim Jong Illest.” Idi Amin: “Amin love with you.” Karl Marx: “Roses are red. So is the state. […]

Kymberghleah Hawkins?! / Janet Hamm?!

February 9, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Carolina at 4:30 today, and lost 4-1. From Reddit: Kymberghleah Hawkins?! From Julie: Janet Hamm?!

Pick Moe Cotton is a politician from Guam?! / Timberly Whitfield is on TV?!

January 23, 2018

I got the rest of my TamiFlu delivered to me at home today at 12:40! Paul said he got my salmon jerky today (which he said was good), and also that my card was sweet. The Canucks played the Kings at 7 tonight, and won 6-2. From OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Moe Cotton was […]