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Bad and Unique Baby Names 14 album! / Lynn Macadangdang?! / Donna Shalala?!

June 30, 2020

Ayler called me at 4:35 – it was a thankfully brief call. He played a piano piece for me, which I said sounded good. I asked him what he thought of it, since he had to think about whether it was good enough to play over the phone. He said “80 or 85 percent,” which […]

Chocolate birthday cake! / Batman Happy Birthday! / Jerimy?! / Dehydrated mud!

March 31, 2020

Took a shower tonight and noted that this foliage shower curtain seems to be doing its job right now. It seems to have more coverage area than the old Splash shower curtain, so that’s good. There was a lot of noise right outside my window around 6:50 PM – unmarked police cars, marked police cars, […]

Banana bread, animals, and pompano! / Rannita Williams and Johnathan Robinson?!

March 19, 2020

Ayler called me at 6:15, wanting to know if I had gotten coronavirus yet. Not yet, and they haven’t either! They made banana bread yesterday, and had fish and chips for dinner today. Beckett ate only the sides of the fish, but Ayler says he himself can eat one pompano – hahaha, sounds good! He […]

GIVE ME THE WEED! / Real-life Hangman / Starman Coffee! Happy Ness in every cup!

January 29, 2020

The Canucks played the Sharks tonight at 7:30, and won 5-2 thanks to an empty-netter from Pearson and other team play! Squid selfie! No, the squid is not actually up my nose. A parody of Uncle Kracker’s “Drift Away” from Jim: Give me the weed, boys, and free my soul. I wanna get lost in […]

Busy Philipps, Birdie, and Cricket?! What?! / Dr. JONICE Webb? Yum, jaundice!

January 24, 2020

at 3:30 AM (FUCK YOU – PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!), I got up at 6:30 AM and ate my sushi. To my surprise, Chrystal of all the people had texted me last night to say she can’t make it to dinner tonight because she has to go out and eat Chinese New Year dinner […]

2019 Yearly Recap!

December 31, 2019

2019 Yearly Recap! This is the 2019 recap. Fitting for the last day of the year, no? JANUARY * Hung out with Vanessa and baby Cassidy pre-surgery at Lansdowne: Fresh Elements bubble tea, good dumplings at the food court, GOLDEN DRAGON SUSHI, and more! She helped me open the ridiculous eyedrops bottles, too! [Jan. 7] […]

A salt rifle for $999! / Peculiar, Missouri?! / Nathson, Nathina, and Torrence?!

November 21, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 3:05 on a 401 for my appointment with Dr. Ruby (which was not exactly informative – but I did get my prescription renewed), but I had to hurry back after wasting time at the Dollar Tree and Big Crazy after not being able to find Advent calendars or dumplings! […]

Richmond Centre Cactus Club, NO FLAKES, Cambridge Wesley Sand Flatware cutlery

September 21, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Eric M. picked me up at 7 so we could go to the Richmond Centre Cactus Club. Yay for both Erics, Randal, and Jeremy! I assume Chinese Eric was texting white Eric while we were trying to find parking at the mall, so I texted him saying just that, then he suddenly […]

Christon and Alice’s wedding! / Damn extroverts! / Four Winds, Rocanini’s, Kirin

August 31, 2019

It’s International Bacon Day today! After COFFEE TIME, Eric picked me up at 12:05 for the wedding. Chinese Eric had texted him “hey” and nothing else, so Eric asked me to see what was up with that. Apparently, he’d asked him whether he’d picked me up yet. The wedding was very religious and traditional on […]

Banana Wong is a real name?! WHAT THE HECK?!

August 25, 2019

Today is Humility Day! I found some girl apparently named BANANA WONG on Facebook – mutual friends include Andrea, Justin C., Kenneth, Nathan, Sean C., and Trudy. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Reminds me of the time I met someone almost named Banana Brown on Facebook while playing Scrabble, hahaha. It’s also coincidental that it is National BANANA SPLIT […]