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Tim Tebow and the Oxford comma, an explosive dog, Lathan and Le-Zhan Williams?!

May 10, 2017

Why I still use the Oxford comma: Tim Tebow’s parents are not God and Mary! From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Explosive dog! From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Lathan and Le-Zhan Williams?!

Going as a whore for Halloween, Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah, Chip Broyles

October 29, 2016

“But if you go as a whore, how will anyone know you’re in a costume?” This describes my ex-friend Jasmine quite well, haha! From Julie S., who thought that the movie description was funny: GODZILLA VS. KING GHIDORAH: Yoshio Tsuchiya, Anna Nakagawa. (1991) The reptilian monster goes head-to-head-to-head-to-head with a flying, three-headed creature from the […]

Crosswalk signals, rose and lychee cake, Dick Swaab, zombie Jesus, Jesus and Dad

March 27, 2016

I went out to Mom and Dad’s at 5 with the card and Ritter Sport chocolate bars for Harmony’s birthday (Dark Chocolate with Marzipan / Cocoa Mousse) and the Lindt / Cadbury fudge Easter eggs for everyone. Harmony saw me on the 3 bus, but I couldn’t see her because of the sun in my […]

Uncle Richard dying (dream) / Knowing psychology / People understanding binary

March 27, 2016

I had a dream in which Auntie Gloria and everyone else knew that Uncle Richard was going to die of cancer soon, so she hosted a party “halfway between Hindu and Halloween.” A lot of people turned out for that one, and then we heard that Uncle Richard had died two days later at home. […]

Acai and Pho! / Fraser and Easter! / Judgmental Vancouver map / Draymond Green?!

March 26, 2016

I went to Shoppers Drug Mart at 3, just managing to get the 407 since I had to run for it. I got Softsoap Acai Berry with Tropical Water body wash in a purple bottle, and Lindt Easter eggs / Cadbury Fudge Easter eggs for Nathan and Ciel tomorrow. Then I discovered that I didn’t […]

2015 Yearly Recap!

December 31, 2015

This is the 2015 Recap. Fitting for the last day of the year, no? JANUARY * still helped with Ayler and Hiero on Saturdays! * Mike and I met for the second-last time here at 9:10 for five minutes to exchange his wire mesh colander and sugar container for my SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE book. [Jan. […]

Sunday plans! / Trash can outside of Chimera Lab! / Special musical horns!

December 24, 2015

I called Mom to figure out plans for Sunday. After a few minutes of her telling me about some Boxing Day dinner with Nathan / Ciel / Jon which I can’t make it to anyway because of hockey games, Dave, Auntie Grace, Steph dogsitting Ava for her friend, and Jon’s Christmas plans with the HOHOHOs, […]

Auntie Ronne and seafood (dream) / Gay Neighbors, Anita Dick, Fair Hooker

November 15, 2015

I had a dream where Ivan, Natalie, and Nathan’s mom Auntie Ronne was driving around like a maniac when everyone was at a conference in a huge store. It went on for ages, and we had a lot of leftover food like desserts / oysters / crab / lobster / clams / mussels being carried […]

Here Lies Link! / ZELDA and the secret Chris Houlihan room! / Expavious?!

October 27, 2015

The FINAL FANTASY I party (Jeremy / Nathan / Elaine / Connie) has finally made it to the town of Elfheim. “Here Lies Link” is written on a headstone for a grave – yes, it’s a ZELDA reference! Here is the secret Chris Houlihan room in THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: A LINK TO THE PAST! […]

Finishing the Mega Rolls of Charmin toilet paper! / Wild Mike’s (dream)

June 26, 2015

Remember the 16 Mega Rolls (64 regular rolls) of Charmin toilet paper from Mike’s November 28, 2014 trip to Superstore? I’ve finally finished that discounted and tax-free stuff! Thanks, ex! (I finished the 24 double rolls of Cottonelle toilet paper on March 9, 2015) I had a dream where Nathan and Chinese Eric were telling […]