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Karen Jessie, Norbertine Bresslem-Roth, Talisha Cooper, Tanqueray Strange

August 15, 2017

Today is Retirement Day! From Not Always Right: Karen Jessie?! From Baby’s Named A Bad Bad Thing: Norbertine Bresslem-Roth?! Does Norbert REALLY need a feminine form?! From Not Always Right: Talisha Cooper?! At least this is better than Devontae… From Not Always Working: Tanqueray Strange?! She isn’t even black, so she can’t have this name! […]

New numerous old altar green fish, Sacke Svensson, Alysha Isabel Meeks

July 5, 2017

From my ex-friend Lucas and Discord: New numerous old altar green Chinese prickly ash pickled fish?! “Is the spicy pickled fish cultured is to Sichuan river fish, smooth fresh enough, plus new numerous really old old pickled vegetable, acid bright enough, plus the real hot girl from secret spicy formula, really hot hot.” From Not […]

Marcus and Markieff Morris are twins?! / Solo Tina at the Sealed Gate?!

June 3, 2017

From Reddit: Marcus and Markieff Morris are twins?! In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Tina is alone at the Sealed Gate in the Imperial Base. “I can do it… but why do I feel so wretched?”

A ship shipping ships! / Papaya?! / Casey and Tibetan gibberish! / Hedgamahog!

March 5, 2017

From Pete and George Takei: A ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships! From Julie: Alicia Douvall (some British celebrity) named her daughter PAPAYA?! When Casey and Tomato call Don Otis from the Tibet castle so he can save the JONBOUND game for them, he gets a lot of text gibberish! Jon Otis, Sarah Buffaloe, Joe […]

No more TrollXChromosomes, Pabst beer, Dick Weiner, Gizmo, trolls, tacos

November 8, 2015

I discovered that I was banned from TrollXChromosomes AGAIN. I don’t care, however – the proper and normal response to someone asking you and your boyfriend whether you’re married yet is “No.” You refer to him as your boyfriend, not your husband, so you KNOW that you’re not married. You don’t turn to him and […]

Mandy replies about baby Fraser! / Bear Hertwig?!

August 24, 2015

I replied to Mandy’s email about baby Fraser tonight, and did a bunch of Facebook photo album tagging work and editing. The 2014 Youth Trout Rodeo winners include… Bear Hertwig?! Didn’t Alicia Silverstone name her son Blu Bear?!

Regular Kopiko coffee candy / Arrabiatta pasta sauce / Forms

March 27, 2015

Alysha Speed Life and Steve Baker both deleted me from Facebook – since I’d expected the first because she’d been warning everyone, I’d been able to remove all her tags from my photos beforehand! When Barry picked me up at 12:30 today (I got up at 11), I gave him my tax forms and the […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Em-Ez (Enix_Enigma)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withEmbryoGirl’s Disorder Cause: spaceborne bacteria Symptoms: dementia, frequent stiffness, memory loss, skin whitening Cure: eat more polystyrene Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withEmiriChanosis Cause: falling over Symptoms: abdominal swelling, bruising, lockjaw, frequent ectoplasm Cure: wake up and realise it […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Ci-Cn (ClayShaper)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withCiani’s Disorder Cause: allergy to caffeine Symptoms: black eyes, overeating, bleeding gums, slightly green skin Cure: attempt to repeat cause Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withCipherGoth’s Syndrome Cause: allergy to broccoli Symptoms: foot numbness, extreme bad poetry, hives Cure: […]

Doctor Unheimlich, C-Cg (CairoTheGreat)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withCadno_Cadarnosis Cause: lack of honey Symptoms: hyperactivity, foaming at the mouth, invisibility, neck swelling Cure: cryogenic freezing until science catches up Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withCaesareaitis Cause: thinking too hard Symptoms: 80s haircut, white blotches, vestigial extra head […]