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A ship shipping ships! / Papaya?! / Casey and Tibetan gibberish! / Hedgamahog!

March 5, 2017

From Pete and George Takei: A ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships! From Julie: Alicia Douvall (some British celebrity) named her daughter PAPAYA?! When Casey and Tomato call Don Otis from the Tibet castle so he can save the JONBOUND game for them, he gets a lot of text gibberish! Jon Otis, Sarah Buffaloe, Joe […]

No more TrollXChromosomes, Pabst beer, Dick Weiner, Gizmo, trolls, tacos

November 8, 2015

I discovered that I was banned from TrollXChromosomes AGAIN. I don’t care, however – the proper and normal response to someone asking you and your boyfriend whether you’re married yet is “No.” You refer to him as your boyfriend, not your husband, so you KNOW that you’re not married. You don’t turn to him and […]

Mandy replies about baby Fraser! / Bear Hertwig?!

August 24, 2015

I replied to Mandy’s email about baby Fraser tonight, and did a bunch of Facebook photo album tagging work and editing. The 2014 Youth Trout Rodeo winners include… Bear Hertwig?! Didn’t Alicia Silverstone name her son Blu Bear?!

Regular Kopiko coffee candy / Arrabiatta pasta sauce / Forms

March 27, 2015

Alysha Speed Life and Steve Baker both deleted me from Facebook – since I’d expected the first because she’d been warning everyone, I’d been able to remove all her tags from my photos beforehand! When Barry picked me up at 12:30 today (I got up at 11), I gave him my tax forms and the […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Em-Ez (Enix_Enigma)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withEmbryoGirl’s Disorder Cause: spaceborne bacteria Symptoms: dementia, frequent stiffness, memory loss, skin whitening Cure: eat more polystyrene Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withEmiriChanosis Cause: falling over Symptoms: abdominal swelling, bruising, lockjaw, frequent ectoplasm Cure: wake up and realise it […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Ci-Cn (ClayShaper)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withCiani’s Disorder Cause: allergy to caffeine Symptoms: black eyes, overeating, bleeding gums, slightly green skin Cure: attempt to repeat cause Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withCipherGoth’s Syndrome Cause: allergy to broccoli Symptoms: foot numbness, extreme bad poetry, hives Cure: […]

Doctor Unheimlich, C-Cg (CairoTheGreat)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withCadno_Cadarnosis Cause: lack of honey Symptoms: hyperactivity, foaming at the mouth, invisibility, neck swelling Cure: cryogenic freezing until science catches up Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withCaesareaitis Cause: thinking too hard Symptoms: 80s haircut, white blotches, vestigial extra head […]

Do You Listen To Music Like a Man or a Woman?

March 6, 2014

You Like Music that Mostly Men Like When it comes to music, you listen to artists that men like a lot and women like a little. You like music that has more of a heavy sound, whether it’s rap, rock, or metal. You love to rock out, and you are into any sort of music […]

Dillweed, further delays, crazy gleam, INTERVENTION CANADA, Percocet

January 9, 2014

Mike and I talked about taking a shower, doing loads of laundry, damp clothing, moisture levels, my giggling over “dillweed,” socks, laundry detergent, smell / smelling things, RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, the garbage, the cat’s litter box, personal stuff, chicken cubes, green peas with ItalPasta macaroni and cheese (edible if not delicious), ALMOST LIVE, predictions from […]

No Clemens / Kyle and Kylesha?! / Physical therapy! / THE HIGH COST OF LOW PRICES

September 5, 2013

Discovered that Clemens had unfriended me – oh well. Watched FOUR WEDDINGS: UNVEILED, PANIC 911, THE FIRST 48, and other shows while I re-learned about the Ambiguously Gay Duo and watered the plants. I saw a black father-daughter pair named Kyle and Kylesha (rhymes with “Alicia”); reminds me of the Awana kid Fresnona and her […]