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Archive for November 2017

Bashful Wolf, Sneezy Wolf, the Wizard getting sneezed into the Quelb well

November 30, 2017

COFFEE TIME! Jon messaged me yesterday (while I was talking to Helen Y. and Tommy about forgiveness and Jimmy being a turd because of his new Pittsburgh girlfriend Jessica) to say that he’d given me the wrong time for today, so wanted me to come over an hour earlier. Sure, I guess so. Eric M. […]

Dilbert avoiding co-workers, the Whistle, the Crown, Matoya’s Crystal, the Herb

November 29, 2017

This DILBERT comic strip on introversion from May 10 is from Reddit. Tina: “Are you going to the department meeting?” Dilbert: “Yes, as soon as I plan my route. I have seven co-workers who I need to avoid on the way. Three are nonstop talkers. The other four ask me for something every time I […]

Dragon attacking a castle, Tyson Gay becoming Tyson Homosexual, bread dragons

November 29, 2017

I showered and did laundry today, despite redrum not being over yet. Gotta be decent for tomorrow… *sigh* I also finally got Lena’s cheque for the Lindt gingerbread truffles, which reminds me that I should get Corey’s birthday card in the mail. Maybe tomorrow, too! It’ll be the shit cake card from London Drugs, haha. […]

666 gil for defeating a Water Buzz enemy! / Cooming soon?! / Seniors citizens?!

November 28, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Islanders at 4 today, and lost 5-2. In FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF, the party gets 666 gil for defeating three Water Buzz enemies near the Big Bridge and Tzepish’s Castle. Julie M. saw this commercial for Little Apple Market in Allentown, PA. COOMING SOON?! In the same Little Apple […]

Heart Moko Moko toilet candy, Stik Tahu POO chips, pink tooth pooping outside

November 28, 2017

From Julie: Heart Moko Moko toilet candy from Japan! Stik Tahu POO chips in Indonesia?! From Julie: Here’s a pink tooth in the process of pooping outside in the grass!

EXTREME IRONING?! / EAT YOURSELF PREGNANT?! / THE TESTICLE COOKBOOK?! / Condoms!

November 28, 2017

This computer blue-screened just when I was going to go to bed! UGH! From Julie: EXTREME IRONING?! I wouldn’t want to stand up there, let alone iron! EAT YOURSELF PREGNANT?! No thanks! THE TESTICLE COOKBOOK: COOKING WITH BALLS?! Translation of the Japanese title: CONDOM MEALS I WANT TO MAKE FOR YOU?! Oh, Japan…

Eight overweight heirs mug, Discord grammar errors, mailing stuff to Corey

November 27, 2017

I went out at 10:30 this morning on a 401 and mailed Christmas cards / Vancouver postcards / various stickers to Steph / Lisa / Fraser / Henry / Havarti, Paul Classy, Shiv in Germany, Mandy B. (dazzamre), Julie (julie709), Kitty (bornwitch / dutch_kitty), Kelli (neonrose5), Mandy B. (dazzamre), Corey (dwcorey), and Jimmy… that cost […]

Beijing Subway Stops, Literally Translated! / FlamCo! / The Reaper and Shadow

November 26, 2017

In FINAL FANTASY VI, Sabin sees Shadow and his dog Interceptor outside of Gau’s father’s cabin. “The Reaper is always just a step behind me,” Shadow says. Yup, he has a 1/16 chance of running away after a random battle, saying that he’s served his purpose! My ex-friend Kaitlin saw this truck once: FlamCo! From […]

Indonesian Hitler, coffee pot being a coffee mug, Dopey Wolf, Grumpy Wolf

November 26, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Rangers at 11 AM today; the game went to overtime and an epic entertaining shootout lasting seven rounds, but the Canucks lost 4-3. Chris W. says that this Indonesian guy’s parents named him Hitler, and he decided to run for office with a party led by a man banned […]

Black Friday death count, Meghan Bender, Michael Staake, Maeve Hightower

November 25, 2017

WHAT THE FUCK?! I DISCOVERED REDRUM AGAIN! Jesus Christ… From Julie: Black Friday death count as of 2013! Four deaths and 75 injuries! From Not Always Right: Meghan Bender?! From Not Always Right: Michael Staake?! Is that like burning someone at the stake? Yum, steak! From Not Always Right: Maeve Hightower?! That’s a cool last […]