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Pumpkin spice SPAM, Dublin Crossing pub, finally meeting Nate, Ian, and Laura!

August 21, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Corey got back to me on Discord and confirmed that yes, he did use Line to talk to people in Taiwan. I eventually managed to install the app successfully on both my phone and computer – PHEW! I also talked to Nate and Darryl, which went well. Later, I left at 4:30 […]

Dave Grohl finding some fucks! / Ianieka eating toilet paper?! / Bill Buttram?!

April 27, 2019

From Julie: When you can’t seem to find any fucks to give, but Dave Grohl shows you where to find some. Look, they’re over there! From TYRA: Ianieka admits she eats four rolls of toilet paper a week. From Bored Panda: Bill Buttram?!

Dea-Dra, Cortez, Cherise, Daja, Lyna, Malacai, Javarious, Rylie, and Tamika?!

June 28, 2018

The retina specialist’s office called me at 3:30 to say that they’d scheduled a cataract surgery consultation appointment for me, on July 12 at 9:30 AM, which is a Thursday. Since I realized that would be the day before my planned dinner with Chrystal, I attempted to call her at work to reschedule, but I […]

Beijing Subway Stops, Literally Translated! / FlamCo! / The Reaper and Shadow

November 26, 2017

In FINAL FANTASY VI, Sabin sees Shadow and his dog Interceptor outside of Gau’s father’s cabin. “The Reaper is always just a step behind me,” Shadow says. Yup, he has a 1/16 chance of running away after a random battle, saying that he’s served his purpose! My ex-friend Kaitlin saw this truck once: FlamCo! From […]

HYPERBOUND Information!

October 8, 2016

I also found this Youtube playlist by northbydefault. DO NOT USE IMPORTANT ITEMS LIKE THE PASSPORT AND THE NEWS CLIPPING!

HOT WATER FOR SHOWERS! / Insecurity, Vanessa, Teunis, Mike, kids, orange lotion

April 10, 2015

Almost as soon as I got up at 11, I took a glorious shower with HOT water! Then I did laundry a little later, but couldn’t start the dryer till 2:45 because someone had taken the coin dryer when I wanted it. Oh well. I found Ian Mendes on Reddit in r/senators! YAY FOR OLD […]

Doctor Unheimlich, E-El (Ebaumsworld)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withE11evenosis Cause: eating spicy food Symptoms: receding gums, winking, forgetting what day it is, insomnia Cure: trepanning Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withE_LunchboxHandsitis Cause: overconsumption of cheese Symptoms: frequent tufts of hair, terror, sudden ectoplasm Cure: Kryptonite Enter your […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Di-Dq (Dotiwana)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withDiablo7Jessiosis Cause: early mornings Symptoms: premature greying, swearing, frequent French accent, embarrassing noises Cure: cryogenic freezing until science catches up Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withDiaLaurelosis Cause: cursed Japanese video Symptoms: extreme euphoria, mild thirst for human blood, neck […]

David Fellowship is no more! / Eight-kilogram bags of rice!

September 1, 2014

Mike’s tongue infection has healed; we discussed his having to drink some baking soda with water to neutralize his heartburn (which he hasn’t had for years), hoisin sauce, sriracha sauce, Rolaids, Tums, and ulcers before we left the apartment for the barbecue at church this morning. He saw my note to self about the RuinTen […]

Aspergers, “slow and retarded,” insults, potluck dinner ideas, Pyrex containers

October 9, 2013

Julie and I talked about Nikki via FB messages for a while; I don’t know how Ewan puts up with it, especially with his Aspergers! Then the usual suspect said that he was feeling much better; that’s good, at least! I gave him an extremely summarized version of events which included the insults; he wanted […]