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Dea-Dra, Cortez, Cherise, Daja, Lyna, Malacai, Javarious, Rylie, and Tamika?!

June 28, 2018

The retina specialist’s office called me at 3:30 to say that they’d scheduled a cataract surgery consultation appointment for me, on July 12 at 9:30 AM, which is a Thursday. Since I realized that would be the day before my planned dinner with Chrystal, I attempted to call her at work to reschedule, but I […]

Beijing Subway Stops, Literally Translated! / FlamCo! / The Reaper and Shadow

November 26, 2017

In FINAL FANTASY VI, Sabin sees Shadow and his dog Interceptor outside of Gau’s father’s cabin. “The Reaper is always just a step behind me,” Shadow says. Yup, he has a 1/16 chance of running away after a random battle, saying that he’s served his purpose! My ex-friend Kaitlin saw this truck once: FlamCo! From […]

HYPERBOUND Information!

October 8, 2016

I also found this Youtube playlist by northbydefault. DO NOT USE IMPORTANT ITEMS LIKE THE PASSPORT AND THE NEWS CLIPPING!

HOT WATER FOR SHOWERS! / Insecurity, Vanessa, Teunis, Mike, kids, orange lotion

April 10, 2015

Almost as soon as I got up at 11, I took a glorious shower with HOT water! Then I did laundry a little later, but couldn’t start the dryer till 2:45 because someone had taken the coin dryer when I wanted it. Oh well. I found Ian Mendes on Reddit in r/senators! YAY FOR OLD […]

Doctor Unheimlich, E-El (Ebaumsworld)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withE11evenosis Cause: eating spicy food Symptoms: receding gums, winking, forgetting what day it is, insomnia Cure: trepanning Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withE_LunchboxHandsitis Cause: overconsumption of cheese Symptoms: frequent tufts of hair, terror, sudden ectoplasm Cure: Kryptonite Enter your […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Di-Dq (Dotiwana)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withDiablo7Jessiosis Cause: early mornings Symptoms: premature greying, swearing, frequent French accent, embarrassing noises Cure: cryogenic freezing until science catches up Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withDiaLaurelosis Cause: cursed Japanese video Symptoms: extreme euphoria, mild thirst for human blood, neck […]

David Fellowship is no more! / Eight-kilogram bags of rice!

September 1, 2014

Mike’s tongue infection has healed; we discussed his having to drink some baking soda with water to neutralize his heartburn (which he hasn’t had for years), hoisin sauce, sriracha sauce, Rolaids, Tums, and ulcers before we left the apartment for the barbecue at church this morning. He saw my note to self about the RuinTen […]

Aspergers, “slow and retarded,” insults, potluck dinner ideas, Pyrex containers

October 9, 2013

Julie and I talked about Nikki via FB messages for a while; I don’t know how Ewan puts up with it, especially with his Aspergers! Then the usual suspect said that he was feeling much better; that’s good, at least! I gave him an extremely summarized version of events which included the insults; he wanted […]

Erin, cops showing up, noise carrying, picture from last night

September 15, 2013

Erin sent me a Facebook message to say Happy Birthday and ask how I was doing, which was nice. The cops showed up at the door, which I answered with a knife – not the best idea, I’m sure. No, I didn’t have a clue about what had been happening in the complex, although it […]

Homemade soaps, more hot sauce, New York steak, Freixenet champagne

September 14, 2013

Watched UNTOLD STORIES OF THE ER and read a bit while waiting for Chinese Eric to get here, which he did at about 6:10. On the way to Boston Pizza, we discussed awkward US address and shipping matters; I don’t know what Michael would think about that, so it’s best Eric ask him directly! When […]