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Babucarr Fatty?! / Ay’Ren?! Not Aaron?! / Sir Romeo is Sir Royal’s father?!

May 29, 2018

I’m an aunt again, to Nephew #5, Beckett! I also FINALLY got a call from Rachel at The Caring Place (at 5:15) to say that I could have a spot for counselling (from my intake interview with Jocelyn in January 2017), so we set up ongoing appointments for Fridays at 2:30. WOO! Babucarr Fatty?! From […]

Zombie unicorn, ancient discoveries on Neptune, the Magicant room, endless void

January 10, 2017

I found a bra in a storage box! Later, I went out at 1:15 to return the La Molisana pasta sauce at London Drugs, and got Katsuo Udon cup noodles, on-sale Lindt stracciatella chocolate truffles, on-sale Lindt extra dark chocolate truffles, Paul Newman roasted garlic Alfredo pasta sauce, Paul Newman marinara pasta sauce (both jars […]

ELF / Purple pink dragon, Apple Kid’s mouse joining, QUEST OF HAT title screen

January 6, 2017

I called Jocelyn today at 2:30 as we’d arranged yesterday (cuing up MOTHER 3’s Life’s An Inner Circle Gap for some relaxing music), and she thought I was SO PUNCTUAL, haha. We did an intake interview, and I expected it to be emotional. That’s why I had some Remy Martin XO cognac champagne afterwards. Then […]

Gas station robberies, hybrid cars, astronomers, Infina’s ship orbiting Mars x3

January 5, 2017

I finally managed to catch Jocelyn at Chimo (plus an actual receptionist) on the phone, and actually asked for her extension! We set up a time to do a phone intake tomorrow at 2:30. I could have done it at 2 today, but I need more time than that to mentally and emotionally prepare. Then […]

Who peed in my pool?! / Hating people with age, loving God’s people, footprints

December 28, 2016

I called Jocelyn at Chimo at 1, just as we’d figured out last week, but I just got voicemail! Then I called Barry anyway, so we made an appointment for January 18 at noon, but then I was stymied by his phone and the mute button. He said “holy fuck” to me about it! Later, […]

Santaur ornaments, hot chocolate, portobello mushroom pasta sauce, and more!

December 22, 2016

After having coffee, I called Eric Ho at about 10:15 AM to see if he could come to the family Christmas dinner, but he can’t be my rock this time. I briefly explained what had happened with Dad, and he made a pun out of it by saying it was a wacky story. Maybe he’ll […]

Doctor Unheimlich, P-Pg (PennyLaneLisa)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withP1r4t3_k1nG’s Disorder Cause: thinking too hard Symptoms: excessive seizures, grey spots, glowing eyes, extreme headaches Cure: bleach Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withPacificBeachBoy’s Lurgy Cause: influence of the Devil Symptoms: dry mouth, nausea, floating hair Cure: cryogenic freezing until […]

Doctor Unheimlich, E-El (Ebaumsworld)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withE11evenosis Cause: eating spicy food Symptoms: receding gums, winking, forgetting what day it is, insomnia Cure: trepanning Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withE_LunchboxHandsitis Cause: overconsumption of cheese Symptoms: frequent tufts of hair, terror, sudden ectoplasm Cure: Kryptonite Enter your […]

Pretzel M&Ms, Spanish peanuts, Advil, humor, and abstract eyes

July 26, 2013

I got American Eagle mail for someone named Jonalyn today. I am not a Jonalyn, and haven’t been inside that accursed store since the summer of 2008. *grumbles at ex’s taste* Went to London Drugs and got on-sale pretzel M&Ms (because it was suggested via the weekly tradition – I’m such a consumer whore!), on-sale […]

臘腸 (Chinese sausage) / OUR FINANCES ARE NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

July 6, 2011

Teunis got home and we discussed OUR anger, grudges, our nerves, Spanish dishes, hearty stews (ANSWER THE HEARTINESS QUESTION WHEN I ASK IT!), onions, carrots, celery, eggs, frying the polenta which needs to be used within a week, dill, his (not) caring, assumptions, Chinese sausage or 臘腸 [lap cheong], diabetes, sugar, and starch. We also […]