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Creeping crawdads! The Cray Claw with cheese biscuits and mashed potatoes!

November 8, 2017

Since redrum seems to be taking forever to get out of here, I called Dr. Ruby at 10:30 to schedule an appointment. I didn’t mind if it was tomorrow, so I picked tomorrow afternoon at 3! Then Lena told me later over Facebook messages that her Lindt gingerbread chocolates and bonus Hanukkah card had made […]

Lunch with Auntie Catherine, seeing Auntie Cathy, a sandwich alignment chart

November 3, 2017

I discovered surprise redrum before going to bed last night – UGH! After COFFEE TIME at 9, I went out at 11 (just managing to get the 401) to the Broadway Canada Line Station to meet Auntie Catherine at 11:30-ish. It was definitely time to switch over to Grandma’s warm purple Alia winter coat! Auntie […]

Credit card reader amount, BLT Lays chips, tomato soup croutons, Festive Friends

November 1, 2017

I went shopping at 3:55 today after COFFEE TIME: I was planning to get a sandwich, discount Halloween chocolate, and some sensitive toothpaste. Instead, I got this stuff at Shoppers Drug Mart: nut-free Cadbury Festive Friends cookies for Fraser, a discounted Halloween 24-pack of Wunderbar / Caramilk / Mr. Big / Crispy Crunch mini chocolate […]

Dawn Seaman, River Little, Sharin Morningstar Keenan, Abby Jadelyn Davidson

October 16, 2017

Today is Dictionary Day! 😀 Canada Post didn’t even make an effort to deliver my newest Bathroom Reader in my mailbox, instead sticking a “failure to deliver” notice inside without a phone call. Guess I’ll have to make the trek over to Blundell Centre tomorrow before the hockey game… sigh. Of course I had to […]

Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers?! / THE JOY OF CHICKENS?!

October 15, 2017

From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: GREEK RURAL POSTMEN AND THEIR CANCELLATION NUMBERS?! From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: THE JOY OF CHICKENS?!

Red flag questions are OBVIOUSLY negative! / Tampons NOT being heteronormative!

September 30, 2017

I showered and did some laundry today, so at least I can feel more human and less like a desiccated corpse! I got a free sample of Excel Soft Chew peppermint gum in the mail yesterday! From Reddit on August 16, 2017: “All these RED FLAG questions are so negative!” DUH! I’m very surprised that […]

Shakespearean insults, Tryanna, Croatia, mooncake, Sonic Sour Cream, Olivina

September 25, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, Tryanna from Pathways picked me up at 12:30 today so we could do some food shopping, but I’m fairly sure I lost my voice at some point overnight. We talked about Croatia, her smoking, Pho, tripe, bubble tea, and more. I got bananas, two birthday cards for Jeremy (beer!) and Christon, on-sale […]

The Autumn Tree Test / Jeff Bridges! Jeff Tunnels! / Vileda toilet brush!

September 20, 2017

I went out at 3:10 (just managing to catch the 401) to London Drugs to buy a new Vileda PowerFibres toilet brush and holder, a new Vileda dust pan, new store brand multivitamins, Clover Leaf pink salmon x2, and Gilette bar mop towels x2. I also mailed something to Julie, and got home at 3:45 […]

Poop emoji birthday balloon, eating ice cream from a toilet, blue whale farts

September 19, 2017

I got a surprise birthday card from Pathways in the mail today – SWEET! 😀 Julie S. saw this poop emoji birthday balloon at the store! From Melissa: Eating poop ice cream from a toilet! From Pete and Check This Out: A blue whale can make a fart bubble big enough to fit a horse […]

Empowering or engaging / YOU’VE GOT MAIL / Specifying a date in the future?

September 7, 2017

“You Enhance Lives” You’re the type of person who likes to work quietly behind the scenes. Very few people notice all that you do. You love to help, but you aren’t looking for credit. You know that you do a lot simply being there for others. You are steady, dependable, and loyal. You aren’t just […]