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No Eric Ho, shopping cart SALE, Magnum ice cream galore, and Maynards popsicles!

July 11, 2019

I took a shower, did some laundry, and had COFFEE TIME before Eric Ho texted me to cancel the BC Lions-Edmonton Eskimos hangout since he had to to stay at work till 7:30 or so. (he COULD say no, but maybe not!) “Are you coming? Yes or no.” “Yeah, I have to stay a bit […]

A poop emoji A-line dress! / Crapstone, Devon, England?! / Poo Goo Unicorn Poo!

July 6, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji A-line dress! From the Daily Mail: Crapstone is in Devon, England?! From Julie: Poo Goo Unicorn Poo at CVS! Feels like liquid, plays like goo!

Frances! / Alprentice Von Slatten?! / Cardi B named her daughter Kulture?!

June 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME and getting some free NRG Detox Iaso tea samples from Shane in today’s mail (yay for bubble-wrap envelopes!), I went out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. We called Shaw and I managed to get my bill lowered by about $50 per month for two years […]

The Flyers, the Titanic, and the Atlantic! / HOW TO WRITE A HOW-TO-WRITE BOOK?!

April 1, 2019

It’s April Fools Day today. UGH! I went out at 12:30 for shopping purposes at London Drugs, so I walked there. Purchased Tazo ginger tea, a Scrub Daddy sponge, and a Scrub Daddy scrubber. I also mailed some birthday stuff to Julie, but couldn’t mail actual cash. Failing that, I had to get NEW Häagen-Dazs […]

Hooker Road, Norwich, England?! / FANCY COFFINS TO MAKE YOURSELF?! / Lesbia?!

March 29, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I discovered a TOILET TANK EMERGENCY! It wouldn’t flush, which was NOT ideal because Chinese Eric is coming over tomorrow! Besides, I really didn’t want to go across the street every time I needed to pee! So I bit the bullet and called Hester a few minutes later since I needed to […]

YOU’RE! NOT YOUR! / Scratchy Bottom, Devon, England?! / Aeron, Deirdre, Nyisha?!

March 22, 2019

From Reddit and r/funny: YOU’RE! NOT YOUR! PNG and GIF! From the Daily Mail: There’s a valley named Scratchy Bottom near Durdle Door in Dorset, England?! From Julie: AERON?! BAD SPELLING OF AARON! From Julie: DEIRDRE?! BAD SPELLING OF DEIDRE! From Julie: Nyisha?! Makes me want to pronounce it as “En-Yisha”…

Moritz Seider?! / Slag Lane, Heydock, Merseyside, England?!

March 21, 2019

From the r/canucks Discord server: A German prospect named Moritz Seider?! Reminds me of apple cider AND those yummy Moritz Icy Squares chocolates at Christmas! Moritz Icy Squares: From the Daily Mail: There’s a Slag Lane in Heydock, Merseyside, England?!

Cards Received, 2018!

March 19, 2019

Cards Received, 2018! Special 2018 (2) * Cuya: “Flamsterette! Thank you so much for your continued support! It’s awesome hanging out with you online! Enjoy these things, please! ♥ – Cuya!” [a Ness from EARTHBOUND perler and two homemade green heart-shaped soaps!] * Vanessa and Jason: “Hi! Here’s Cassidy’s birth announcement. One of these days, […]

Lataija, Osh, Jodi, a black Trinity?! / BEFORE YOU ASK, THE ANSWER IS NO! PIN!

March 19, 2019

In the mail last week, I also got a BEFORE YOU ASK, THE ANSWER IS NO! pin from Nepenthes on the TrollXOver30 Discord server. She is from Saskatoon! From Julie: Lataija?! From Julie: Osh is a guy?! Like Osh Kosh B’Gosh?! From Julie: Jodi says SHE is a FATHER?! From Julie: This black kid is […]

Belated Christmas card! / Roald Dahl, stickers, and bookmarks! / Markus Fucker?!

March 19, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Also, I got a very belated Christmas card with a red robin and logs / IRON MAN stickers / rainbow stickers / superhero stickers / Roald Dahl JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH bookmark / Roald Dahl THE BFG bookmark / golden owl bookmark / golden stylized leaf bookmark / […]