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The Flyers, the Titanic, and the Atlantic! / HOW TO WRITE A HOW-TO-WRITE BOOK?!

April 1, 2019

It’s April Fools Day today. UGH! I went out at 12:30 for shopping purposes at London Drugs, so I walked there. Purchased Tazo ginger tea, a Scrub Daddy sponge, and a Scrub Daddy scrubber. I also mailed some birthday stuff to Julie, but couldn’t mail actual cash. Failing that, I had to get NEW Häagen-Dazs […]

Hooker Road, Norwich, England?! / FANCY COFFINS TO MAKE YOURSELF?! / Lesbia?!

March 29, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I discovered a TOILET TANK EMERGENCY! It wouldn’t flush, which was NOT ideal because Chinese Eric is coming over tomorrow! Besides, I really didn’t want to go across the street every time I needed to pee! So I bit the bullet and called Hester a few minutes later since I needed to […]

YOU’RE! NOT YOUR! / Scratchy Bottom, Devon, England?! / Aeron, Deirdre, Nyisha?!

March 22, 2019

From Reddit and r/funny: YOU’RE! NOT YOUR! PNG and GIF! From the Daily Mail: There’s a valley named Scratchy Bottom near Durdle Door in Dorset, England?! From Julie: AERON?! BAD SPELLING OF AARON! From Julie: DEIRDRE?! BAD SPELLING OF DEIDRE! From Julie: Nyisha?! Makes me want to pronounce it as “En-Yisha”…

Moritz Seider?! / Slag Lane, Heydock, Merseyside, England?!

March 21, 2019

From the r/canucks Discord server: A German prospect named Moritz Seider?! Reminds me of apple cider AND those yummy Moritz Icy Squares chocolates at Christmas! Moritz Icy Squares: From the Daily Mail: There’s a Slag Lane in Heydock, Merseyside, England?!

Cards Received, 2018!

March 19, 2019

Cards Received, 2018! Special 2018 (2) * Cuya: “Flamsterette! Thank you so much for your continued support! It’s awesome hanging out with you online! Enjoy these things, please! ♥ – Cuya!” [a Ness from EARTHBOUND perler and two homemade green heart-shaped soaps!] * Vanessa and Jason: “Hi! Here’s Cassidy’s birth announcement. One of these days, […]

Lataija, Osh, Jodi, a black Trinity?! / BEFORE YOU ASK, THE ANSWER IS NO! PIN!

March 19, 2019

In the mail last week, I also got a BEFORE YOU ASK, THE ANSWER IS NO! pin from Nepenthes on the TrollXOver30 Discord server. She is from Saskatoon! From Julie: Lataija?! From Julie: Osh is a guy?! Like Osh Kosh B’Gosh?! From Julie: Jodi says SHE is a FATHER?! From Julie: This black kid is […]

Belated Christmas card! / Roald Dahl, stickers, and bookmarks! / Markus Fucker?!

March 19, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Also, I got a very belated Christmas card with a red robin and logs / IRON MAN stickers / rainbow stickers / superhero stickers / Roald Dahl JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH bookmark / Roald Dahl THE BFG bookmark / golden owl bookmark / golden stylized leaf bookmark / […]

Pratts Bottom, Kent, England?! / DEFENSIVE TACTICS WITH FLASHLIGHTS is a book?!

March 18, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 12:30 for my 1 PM eye appointment at the clinic. Everything is a go for the eye surgery on May 8, and we talked about the nice weather outside. When I got home at 1:45, I had another COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Chicago at 5:30 today, […]

Old Sodbury, Gloucestershire, England?! / WHAT TO SAY WHEN YOU TALK TO YOURSELF!

March 15, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: I’m banning all Seventh Generation dish detergents from my apartment. They don’t pour properly, and get clogged way too easily! What a waste of $15… I was able to have a phone session with Rachel today, thank goodness! The Canucks played the Devils at 7 tonight… the game went to overtime and a […]

3.14 python snake! / Back Passage, London, England?! / EXTRAORDINARY CHICKENS?!

March 14, 2019

TODAY IS PI DAY! From Julie: Happy Pi Day 2019 with 3.14 candles, confetti, and a pie! Happy Pi Day with oven mitts and a pie fresh out of the oven! From Pete: What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 metres long? A π-thon. From the Daily Mail: There’s a Back Passage in London, […]