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Archive for the ‘2000’ Category

Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington?! / Ask me about… DON’T TALK! / 2000 loves!

July 18, 2019

I went to the pharmacy next door to refill my birth control prescription. They had Manuka Honey chapstick / lip balm at $4 for a tiny tube. I’ll wait till I get to London Drugs… Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington?! From Julie: Ask me about my…. Just kidding. DON’T TALK TO ME! My Facebook posts have been […]

Danish Minhas?! THAT’S A FOOD ITEM! / Chanda Turner?! BAD SPELLING OF SHANDA!

June 9, 2019

Mom picked me up at 5 so we could go to Tsim Chai for dinner before the VOS (Vancouver Oratorio Society) choir concert that Dad was doing at Fraserview. BEEF TENDON NOODLES! She had discovered the pocket dial from my phone to Pothead Mike and complained that it had cost her one extra dollar, then […]

Jack Daniels is from Chile?! / Mrs. Weiner and Mrs. Butt?! / How To Write Good!

April 14, 2019

Jack Daniels is from Chile?! Mrs. Weiner and Mrs. Butt taught at the Jewish Community Centre?! From Grammarly: How To Write Good, by Frank L. Visco! Caveat emptor. Carpe diem. O si villi, si ergo, fortibus is in ero. Et tu, brute. My several years in the word game have learnt me several rules: 1. […]

April 25 as the perfect date, Healthy Choice Power Bowls, CLR, and more!

April 25, 2018

From Reddit and the 2000 movie MISS CONGENIALITY: “Describe your perfect date.” “That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25th. Because it’s not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.” After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to […]

Devontae Perry?! / Starr?! / This GUY is named JODIE?! / Asha Jaquilla Degree?!

December 30, 2017

The Canucks played Los Angeles at 7 tonight, and lost 4-3 on a bullshit goal. From Not Always Right: Devontae Perry?! From Julie: This black lady is named STARR?! From Julie: This GUY (who took a lie detector test to prove that he did not molest his children) is named JODIE?! Isn’t that a GIRL […]

Gatorade, Neo-Citran, Himalayan Salt, Chili Lime, cream of chicken, and more!

October 25, 2017

Barry picked me up at 11:50 after COFFEE TIME, and we went banking before going to Price Smart. My Royal Bank debit card’s chip could not be read, so I had to go into the branch to figure things out – good thing there was no lineup at all! Turns out I get a temporary […]

What WEDDING CRASHERS Character Are You? / What’s Your Cat Name?

October 19, 2017

“You Are Claire” You are a bit of a cynic, but you have a good sense of humor – especially when it comes to observant and wry jokes. You suffer most from your own indecisiveness in life. It would serve you well to follow your heart more. You tell it like it is, sometimes to […]

Creepy costumes, MONA LISA SMILE character, Celtic name, novelty seeker

October 19, 2017

“You Are a Serial Killer” Of course, you don’t have a true killer instinct. But you are fascinated by the dark side of life. You disturb people with your knowledge of abnormal psychology. And you love freaking yourself out, too! You are a pretty normal person, but you let another side of your personality out […]

Onrac: You have legs! / Adamantite! / Whistle and stairway! / Thor! Hipsthor!

September 22, 2017

Eric Ho emailed me this morning to say that he wishes he could make it to the MEGA SUSHI dinner, but they’ve scheduled him to work a Monet art exhibit at the VAG (art gallery), so he proposed that we hang out here instead for the Canucks regular season opener on Saturday, October 7. Sounds […]

Courtney Muckelroy?! / Dandin Koh?! / Denton Young?! / Lasair Ni Fhionnualann?!

September 13, 2017

I went shopping at 1:10 on a 407, going to Price Smart to get some frozen Sara Lee strawberry cheesecake as my birthday cake / treat to myself, on-sale Zest Ocean Breeze body wash (I’m re-banning Lever 2000 body wash from my apartment), and a little bottle of mango Ramune on Lena’s recommendation. Then I […]