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Easter Bunny Poop?! / A poop emoji non-stick tray! / Pee Patch Repair?!

March 30, 2020

From Julie: Easter Bunny Poop flavored marshmallows at CVS?! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji non-stick tray! From Julie: Brown’s Pee Patch Repair at CVS!

Raechrisha Hood, Malyssa Washburn, Onie Peters, Denysha Frazier, Jalynn Parker?!

March 21, 2020

I went out at 10:20 AM to get some Silk almond milk (the real reason I went to the store), NEW Tostitos Homestyle Salsa tortilla chips / NEW Que Pasa Twist of Lime chips / Heluva Good! French Onion dip to prepare for Chips and Dip Days tomorrow (Sunday) and Monday, 400 more Mead index […]

PooPaint toilet paper?! / GAS OUT: THE CARD GAME! / Redneck Leprechaun Name

March 4, 2020

From Melissa: The Japanese have come up with PooPaint Toilet Paper?! From Julie: A game called GAS OUT! Play your card, but DON’T PASS THE GAS! From Rock 101 and Scream Therapy: What is your Redneck Leprechaun Name? Dopey Bubba O’Fartsniffer!

Doughnuts and Dragons! / Fire-breathing destroying dragon! / Blue dragon clouds

January 16, 2020

IT’S APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY 2020! The Canucks played Arizona tonight at 7, and won 3-1 thanks to Tanner Pearson’s 100th goal being an empty-netter! From Melissa and Threadless: Doughnuts and Dragons instead of Dungeons and Dragons! Red dragon surrounded by doughnuts! From Julie: You deserve forehead kisses, someone who adores the fuck out of […]

Myia, Quammy, Ranee, Shai, Jarmar, Sanchetz, Mellisa, and Brandishea Moses?!

November 5, 2019

I discovered redrum today – UGH! From Julie: Myia?! From Julie: QUAMMY is Myia’s best friend?! From Julie: Ranee?! From Julie: Shai?! From Julie: Jarmar?! From Julie: Sanchetz?! From Julie: Mellisa?! BAD SPELLING OF MELISSA! From Julie: Brandishea Moses?! I had to put this one through MS Paint because of the white-on-white text and background!

My husband is in the fart aisle! / A Poopemon Pokemon T-shirt / Baby pooping!

November 3, 2019

At least the Smooth Move herbal tea worked! From Debbie and Kitchen Fun with My 3 Sons: I lost track of my husband while shopping, but I’m pretty sure he’s been in this FART aisle of the store! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A Poopemon Pokemon T-shirt! Baby: I pooped my pants, but that’s none […]

Poo emoji, Polaroid toilet paper holder, inflatable giant poop, poop emoji pouch

October 20, 2019

New poo emoji icon! New poo emoji icon, enlarged! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A Polaroid toilet paper holder! From Julie M. and Wish: Halloween inflatable giant poop! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji pouch!

A poop emoji striped T-shirt / Poop emoji power bank!

September 28, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji striped T-shirt / poop emoji T-shirt! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Poop emoji power bank!

Shaky Sherpa?! / Small poop emoji piñatas! / Albert Pujols as POO HOLES!

September 14, 2019

9/14/19 is also a palindrome date! Shaky Sherpa?! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Small poop emoji piñatas! Albert Pujols, pronounced as POO HOLES?!

A poop emoji mousepad! / Sudden explosive diarrhea! / Flushing Frenzy game!

September 3, 2019

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! Last night, I discovered that the toilet flapper was down and would not flush the toilet properly, so I wrote Hester a note and called her this morning. It took five minutes to explain what a toilet tank was, that filling the toilet tank and filling the toilet itself were DIFFERENT things, […]