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Meleeza?! / Head Smashed-In Buffalo Jump?! / False Elephant Snout is food?!

May 14, 2017

I just got another blue screen of death, which took me twelve minutes to fully recover from! From Julie: Meleeza?! Is that supposed to be MELISSA?! Here’s the sign for the interpretive centre in Head Smashed-In Buffalo Jump, Alberta! My ex-friend Fiann apparently bought some False Elephant Snout in a can from Golden Brand…

No human-compatible bathrooms! / The light frying your eyes like eggs and bacon!

October 19, 2016

I had a dream last night where a bunch of people and I were inside a wooden house, and my sister was telling us some interesting stories about a trip she’d been on. Then some riot police came in and invaded us! We wondered if my sister could do anything about it because of her […]

Shearon, Ginjer, Felicity Foote the dance teacher, William Wordsworth the poet

September 6, 2016

Last night, I called Chrystal at home at 8:30 to invite her to my birthday dinner at Ebisu in Richmond. She said she’d come, which is good. We talked about Google Street View being useful, seeing the kids at the playground, her being sad about Cindy because they haven’t talked in a while, and waiting […]

Dr. Barth Toothman / Wednesday Kirwan / A dog named Trigger shooting its owner!

May 18, 2016

I discovered the start of redrum today, but I can deal with that as long as I don’t run out of Advil soon. Dr. Barth Toothman is a dentist?! Wednesday Kirwan! A dog named Trigger shot its owner in the foot…

Hogg-Paradise, Knapp-Sack, Farmer-Plant, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 27, 2016

Hogg-Paradise! Knapp-Sack! Farmer-Plant! Ware-Wolfe! Burger-King! Duer-Early! (do her early) Green-Weiner! Halleran-Schouten! Johnson-Muncher! Fedder-Oates! (fed her oats) Gass-Kramp! Weiner-Happe! Toy-Ohta! Love-Tickle!

Weddings at summer camp (dream) / I did ANT mean to spoil it!

August 29, 2015

I had a dream where my sister and I woke up in the same bed together, trying not to look at our naked parents in the room. Then my brother was in a rush to get to a violin recital, and my dad ended up yelling at us in Chinese (“SUP [wet] …”) because we […]

Charles Desrosiers, Melissa Desrosiers, Kyle C., a 4-0 loss, cute six-week old Shiba Inu puppies

January 27, 2015

Charles Desrosiers (the last name reminds me of Melissa Desrosiers from Palmer) wanted to add me to Facebook – DENIED! I also found out that Kyle Caster of the underage teenage girl selfies had posted something on the EARTHBOUND Facebook page, and I’d LIKED it. Just because I like your post doesn’t mean I want […]

Cooked pudding Kit-Kats, Inigo Montoya, Rush, headphones, TV Tropes, hand files

November 20, 2014

Mike and I discussed Mandarin, actually cooking the pudding Kit-Kats (I luckily found Melissa’s instructions in my web history), the news, doing him a favor by putting on the Youtube video for Rush’s CLOCKWORK ANGELS full album while he cleaned up the kitchen last night, ramen poutine, wintermelon with pork in a fish broth, ketchup […]

Doctor Unheimlich, P-Pg (PennyLaneLisa)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withP1r4t3_k1nG’s Disorder Cause: thinking too hard Symptoms: excessive seizures, grey spots, glowing eyes, extreme headaches Cure: bleach Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withPacificBeachBoy’s Lurgy Cause: influence of the Devil Symptoms: dry mouth, nausea, floating hair Cure: cryogenic freezing until […]

Doctor Unheimlich, MJ-Mo (Monkey_Funkel)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withMM1’s Disorder Cause: falling over Symptoms: slightly green vomit, tiredness, beige urine, finger pain Cure: infect someone else Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withMM1Nixosis Cause: self-abuse Symptoms: food cravings, extremely dry eyes, punning Cure: eat more honey Enter your […]