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A pink poop emoji pillow! / Toilet names!

August 16, 2018

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A pink poop emoji pillow! From Julie: Toilet names! Crapper, shitter, latrine, lavatory, can, john, Oval Office, toilet, dumping station, little boys room, little girls room, commode, porcelain god, litter box, head, potty, outhouse, powder room, and throne! Advertisements

UNO poop-themed card game, dancing poop with music, gnome on the throne

June 29, 2018

What a stressful morning! Dad emailed me at 10 to say that I could have lunch with them because they had more stuff for me. I simply said I couldn’t make it, because “I’ve eaten already” could mean “oh, it’s just breakfast” in their little minds. Then I called Barry – who was at a […]

Car dashboard showing a person sitting on the toilet! / Cat sitting on toilet!

April 10, 2018

From Melissa: Wife says, “The car is not starting. Dashboard shows the sign of a person sitting on the toilet.” Husband says, “What… ?? Send me a picture.” The picture is the temperature icon showing that it’s -4 degrees outside! HAHAHA! From Julie M. and Wish: A painting of a cat sitting on the toilet […]

52 Things To Do While You Poo! / A lacy toilet cover!

January 24, 2018

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: 52 Things To Do While You Poo, The Coloring Book?! From Julie M. and Wish: A fashionable lace toilet seat cover?!

Shimmy Zmizz: You dig? / Chimeras that don’t EACH much?! / Melyssa Ford?!

January 7, 2018

Lucas and Boney meet the DCMC in the Club Tittiboo attic after going through the dungeon in Chapter 4. OJ, Magic, Shimmy Zmizz, and Baccio are saying goodbye to an amnesiac Lucky / Duster before he rejoins the MOTHER 3 party. Shimmy Zmizz says, “Don’t go forgetting the time you spent with us now. You […]

Jawn Jang?! / Oscar Dansk and Paul Zwambag?! / Pregnant smoker and jackhammers?!

January 5, 2018

From Reddit: Around here, Sportsnet 650 has an announcer named JAWN JANG?! The Vegas Golden Knights have a goalie named Oscar Dansk, JUST LIKE THE ROYAL DANSK COOKIES! I also like the writer’s name: Paul ZWAMBAG! That sounds somehow badass! From THE ROANOKE TIMES in September 2004: Mellisa Williamson, 35, a Bulitt Avenue resident, worries […]

Glow-in-the-dark boobs sign! / Dytazia?! / Occupying a venue! / Petula Dvorak?!

November 16, 2017

From Mikki: I’m not sure what this warning sign is about, but it seems to include glow-in-the-dark boobs and a large swimming penis… From Julie: Dytazia?! From NZ Metal Army: “OCCUPY a fucking venue! Get your lazy fat ass to a gig!” This is the only #OCCUPY thing I understand. (except for the Cookie Monster […]

Poop emoji birthday balloon, eating ice cream from a toilet, blue whale farts

September 19, 2017

I got a surprise birthday card from Pathways in the mail today – SWEET! 😀 Julie S. saw this poop emoji birthday balloon at the store! From Melissa: Eating poop ice cream from a toilet! From Pete and Check This Out: A blue whale can make a fart bubble big enough to fit a horse […]

Meleeza?! / Head Smashed-In Buffalo Jump?! / False Elephant Snout is food?!

May 14, 2017

I just got another blue screen of death, which took me twelve minutes to fully recover from! From Julie: Meleeza?! Is that supposed to be MELISSA?! Here’s the sign for the interpretive centre in Head Smashed-In Buffalo Jump, Alberta! My ex-friend Fiann apparently bought some False Elephant Snout in a can from Golden Brand…

No human-compatible bathrooms! / The light frying your eyes like eggs and bacon!

October 19, 2016

I had a dream last night where a bunch of people and I were inside a wooden house, and my sister was telling us some interesting stories about a trip she’d been on. Then some riot police came in and invaded us! We wondered if my sister could do anything about it because of her […]