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Myia, Quammy, Ranee, Shai, Jarmar, Sanchetz, Mellisa, and Brandishea Moses?!

November 5, 2019

I discovered redrum today – UGH! From Julie: Myia?! From Julie: QUAMMY is Myia’s best friend?! From Julie: Ranee?! From Julie: Shai?! From Julie: Jarmar?! From Julie: Sanchetz?! From Julie: Mellisa?! BAD SPELLING OF MELISSA! From Julie: Brandishea Moses?! I had to put this one through MS Paint because of the white-on-white text and background!

My husband is in the fart aisle! / A Poopemon Pokemon T-shirt / Baby pooping!

November 3, 2019

At least the Smooth Move herbal tea worked! From Debbie and Kitchen Fun with My 3 Sons: I lost track of my husband while shopping, but I’m pretty sure he’s been in this FART aisle of the store! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A Poopemon Pokemon T-shirt! Baby: I pooped my pants, but that’s none […]

Poo emoji, Polaroid toilet paper holder, inflatable giant poop, poop emoji pouch

October 20, 2019

New poo emoji icon! New poo emoji icon, enlarged! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A Polaroid toilet paper holder! From Julie M. and Wish: Halloween inflatable giant poop! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji pouch!

A poop emoji striped T-shirt / Poop emoji power bank!

September 28, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji striped T-shirt / poop emoji T-shirt! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Poop emoji power bank!

Shaky Sherpa?! / Small poop emoji piñatas! / Albert Pujols as POO HOLES!

September 14, 2019

9/14/19 is also a palindrome date! Shaky Sherpa?! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Small poop emoji piñatas! Albert Pujols, pronounced as POO HOLES?!

A poop emoji mousepad! / Sudden explosive diarrhea! / Flushing Frenzy game!

September 3, 2019

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! Last night, I discovered that the toilet flapper was down and would not flush the toilet properly, so I wrote Hester a note and called her this morning. It took five minutes to explain what a toilet tank was, that filling the toilet tank and filling the toilet itself were DIFFERENT things, […]

A doughnut poop emoji wallet and a poop emoji water bottle!

August 29, 2019

From Julie M. and Wish: A wallet with poop and doughnut emojis! Of course Highspirits liked it, haha! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: An angelic poop emoji on a leak-proof water bottle!

Poop emoji helium balloons! / A book: HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS WITH POWER FARTING?!

August 24, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Poop emoji helium balloons! From Pete and Will Williams: A book called HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS WITH POWER FARTING?!

Fluffy poop emoji slippers! / Shitterton, Dorset, England?! / POTTY TIME!

August 16, 2019

Today is National Rum Day! This morning, I realized that the toilet wasn’t filling up AGAIN, so I called Hester. Thank goodness it’s Friday! She insisted that the toilet had been fixed by the handyman – yes, and toilet shenanigans are happening AGAIN. “Maybe today, maybe next week,” she said. I also had to explain […]

A poop emoji inflatable swimming toy! / Urinal level: EXPERT! BASKETBALL!

August 1, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji inflatable swimming toy! Wow, you would have to be an EXPERT at urinals for this one!