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World’s greatest farter mug, single moms claiming Father’s Day, Pee and Poo

June 15, 2019

Not-so-dear random and selfish Dreamwidth user: My journal tags are for ME and MY CONVENIENCE, not for whoever else happens to stumble across my journal. I don’t care about a random user searching for stuff about movies. YOU are the rude one for suggesting that my tags should be for anyone and everyone. Also, that […]

Burnaby accident, yellow pooptastic hardcover notebook, begging my poop to flush

June 8, 2019

Vanessa says her husband Jason’s aunt was involved in this Burnaby car crash yesterday evening, so she had a bad night. 😦 She called me at 9:50 AM to let me know how he knew it was her – she was just out to take a walk and never came home, so his cousin went […]

A pink poop emoji pillow, poop buddies mugs, three years sitting on the toilet

March 24, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A pink poop emoji pillow! From Julie M. and Wish: POOP BUDDIES FOREVER mugs! From Top Dog Plumbing New York: The average person spends THREE YEARS of their life sitting on the toilet.

You will have the shits in one hour! / Throwable splat poo from Daiso!

March 17, 2019

From Pete and Crap I Feel Like Posting: A fortune cookie! You will have the shits in one hour. Even the fortune cookie is laughing! From Melissa: A throwable splat poo ball from Daiso in Japan! A closeup of the throwable splat poop ball from Daiso in Japan!

Poop emoji salt and pepper shakers, ACCIO POOP coffee mug, fake human poop

March 12, 2019

From Julie: Poop emoji salt and pepper shakers! Do we really need to dumb down the word “emoji” to “emo-gee,” though?! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: An ACCIO POOP coffee mug! From Julie M. and Wish: Fake human poop?!

Jelessa, Virgil, Ny’Liyah, Na’Cere, and Na’Merion?! / Carolyn Pretzel?! YUMMY!

February 27, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I attempted to get to the eye clinic at 1 using the bus stop across the street, but NO! THAT ONE WAS ALSO NON-OPERATIONAL, which I only found out after waiting 20 minutes! So while I was out, I went to the pharmacy next door and asked about the measles shot after […]

A squatty potty toilet stool and toilet paper earrings!

January 19, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Squatty potty toilet stool?! From Julie M. and Wish: Toilet paper earrings!

Nutella sandwiches! COMPUTER IS FASTER THAN MOBILE! Unicorn poop marshmallows!

January 14, 2019

I found my charger on the drawer knob yesterday morning, then somehow slept with both that AND the plug in the bed last night… oops! Deb asked if I wanted to hang around their house today while everyone was at school and work, or if I wanted to go home for the day. I said […]

A potty-shaped foam drink holder! / Blanca Arreola Guerrero and LaDonna?!

December 27, 2018

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A potty-shaped foam drink holder! From Youtube: Blanca Arreola Guerrero?! People are going to misread that as BIANCA, and didn’t her parents know what an AREOLA is?! Also, LaDonna?! I also always mistype Blanca as Blance!

Poo-Pourri toilet spray! / MERRY SHITMAS cigar Santa!

December 22, 2018

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Poo-Pourri toilet spray! From Julie: MERRY SHITMAS from a cigar-smoking Santa sitting on a chimney!