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Fluffy poop emoji slippers! / Shitterton, Dorset, England?! / POTTY TIME!

August 16, 2019

Today is National Rum Day! This morning, I realized that the toilet wasn’t filling up AGAIN, so I called Hester. Thank goodness it’s Friday! She insisted that the toilet had been fixed by the handyman – yes, and toilet shenanigans are happening AGAIN. “Maybe today, maybe next week,” she said. I also had to explain […]

A poop emoji inflatable swimming toy! / Urinal level: EXPERT! BASKETBALL!

August 1, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji inflatable swimming toy! Wow, you would have to be an EXPERT at urinals for this one!

A poop emoji beanie, an inflatable Halloween costume on toilet, a Poo Dough toy

July 25, 2019

Rishu from Touchstone emailed me today, then called at 2:15 after I’d just gotten in from a break. Next Thursday (August 1) at 3 sounds okay to me. From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji beanie! From Julie M. and Wish: An inflatable fat jumpsuit costume that you can wear while sitting on the […]

Pooping gumball iPhone case, THE FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK, Shittens wipes

July 12, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Pooping gumball iPhone case! THE FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK?! Alice sent this to me in May! From Julie: Shittens?! Disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes?!

A poop emoji A-line dress! / Crapstone, Devon, England?! / Poo Goo Unicorn Poo!

July 6, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji A-line dress! From the Daily Mail: Crapstone is in Devon, England?! From Julie: Poo Goo Unicorn Poo at CVS! Feels like liquid, plays like goo!

Poop emoji ankle socks! / Just go poop in a field with the other buffalo!

June 22, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Poop emoji ankle socks! From Janina: To whoever keeps destroying this toilet – You have great health insurance. Go see a doctor. And if not a doctor, then maybe an exorcist. Go poop in a field with the other buffalo.

World’s greatest farter mug, single moms claiming Father’s Day, Pee and Poo

June 15, 2019

Not-so-dear random and selfish Dreamwidth user: My journal tags are for ME and MY CONVENIENCE, not for whoever else happens to stumble across my journal. I don’t care about a random user searching for stuff about movies. YOU are the rude one for suggesting that my tags should be for anyone and everyone. Also, that […]

Burnaby accident, yellow pooptastic hardcover notebook, begging my poop to flush

June 8, 2019

Vanessa says her husband Jason’s aunt was involved in this Burnaby car crash yesterday evening, so she had a bad night. 😦 She called me at 9:50 AM to let me know how he knew it was her – she was just out to take a walk and never came home, so his cousin went […]

A pink poop emoji pillow, poop buddies mugs, three years sitting on the toilet

March 24, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A pink poop emoji pillow! From Julie M. and Wish: POOP BUDDIES FOREVER mugs! From Top Dog Plumbing New York: The average person spends THREE YEARS of their life sitting on the toilet.

You will have the shits in one hour! / Throwable splat poo from Daiso!

March 17, 2019

From Pete and Crap I Feel Like Posting: A fortune cookie! You will have the shits in one hour. Even the fortune cookie is laughing! From Melissa: A throwable splat poo ball from Daiso in Japan! A closeup of the throwable splat poop ball from Daiso in Japan!