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A squatty potty toilet stool and toilet paper earrings!

January 19, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Squatty potty toilet stool?! From Julie M. and Wish: Toilet paper earrings! Advertisements

Nutella sandwiches! COMPUTER IS FASTER THAN MOBILE! Unicorn poop marshmallows!

January 14, 2019

I found my charger on the drawer knob yesterday morning, then somehow slept with both that AND the plug in the bed last night… oops! Deb asked if I wanted to hang around their house today while everyone was at school and work, or if I wanted to go home for the day. I said […]

A potty-shaped foam drink holder! / Blanca Arreola Guerrero and LaDonna?!

December 27, 2018

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A potty-shaped foam drink holder! From Youtube: Blanca Arreola Guerrero?! People are going to misread that as BIANCA, and didn’t her parents know what an AREOLA is?! Also, LaDonna?! I also always mistype Blanca as Blance!

Poo-Pourri toilet spray! / MERRY SHITMAS cigar Santa!

December 22, 2018

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Poo-Pourri toilet spray! From Julie: MERRY SHITMAS from a cigar-smoking Santa sitting on a chimney!

Toilet paper and poop stud earrings! / Jimmy not communicating!

November 17, 2018

Of course Jimmy isn’t going to communicate when he refuses to recognize that I did apologize before he even asked for a “sincere” apology. Fuck off for now! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Toilet paper and poop stud earrings!

A poop emoji bowtie dog collar! / TOOT BOOK!

October 24, 2018

There was a FALSE fire alarm last night at 8:50 PM! I also heard the first Halloween fireworks of the year about an hour later. From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji bowtie dog collar! From Julie: TOOT BOOK, also by Leslie Patricelli, so I bet it’s a companion book to the POTTY one […]

6-0 loss! / Transit for ultrasound! / Wisper Joerres?! That is not a name!

September 25, 2018

I left at 2 on a 414 to the Caring Place to see Rachel at 2. Then I got an eyeball ultrasound appointment this Thursday afternoon at 1:30 at St. Paul’s, so I had to look up the transit there. I was home at 3:50 on a 407, which is pretty fast. The Canucks played […]

A pink poop emoji pillow! / Toilet names!

August 16, 2018

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A pink poop emoji pillow! From Julie: Toilet names! Crapper, shitter, latrine, lavatory, can, john, Oval Office, toilet, dumping station, little boys room, little girls room, commode, porcelain god, litter box, head, potty, outhouse, powder room, and throne!

UNO poop-themed card game, dancing poop with music, gnome on the throne

June 29, 2018

What a stressful morning! Dad emailed me at 10 to say that I could have lunch with them because they had more stuff for me. I simply said I couldn’t make it, because “I’ve eaten already” could mean “oh, it’s just breakfast” in their little minds. Then I called Barry – who was at a […]

Car dashboard showing a person sitting on the toilet! / Cat sitting on toilet!

April 10, 2018

From Melissa: Wife says, “The car is not starting. Dashboard shows the sign of a person sitting on the toilet.” Husband says, “What… ?? Send me a picture.” The picture is the temperature icon showing that it’s -4 degrees outside! HAHAHA! From Julie M. and Wish: A painting of a cat sitting on the toilet […]