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A pink poop emoji pillow, poop buddies mugs, three years sitting on the toilet

March 24, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A pink poop emoji pillow! From Julie M. and Wish: POOP BUDDIES FOREVER mugs! From Top Dog Plumbing New York: The average person spends THREE YEARS of their life sitting on the toilet. Advertisements

You will have the shits in one hour! / Throwable splat poo from Daiso!

March 17, 2019

From Pete and Crap I Feel Like Posting: A fortune cookie! You will have the shits in one hour. Even the fortune cookie is laughing! From Melissa: A throwable splat poo ball from Daiso in Japan! A closeup of the throwable splat poop ball from Daiso in Japan!

Poop emoji salt and pepper shakers, ACCIO POOP coffee mug, fake human poop

March 12, 2019

From Julie: Poop emoji salt and pepper shakers! Do we really need to dumb down the word “emoji” to “emo-gee,” though?! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: An ACCIO POOP coffee mug! From Julie M. and Wish: Fake human poop?!

Jelessa, Virgil, Ny’Liyah, Na’Cere, and Na’Merion?! / Carolyn Pretzel?! YUMMY!

February 27, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I attempted to get to the eye clinic at 1 using the bus stop across the street, but NO! THAT ONE WAS ALSO NON-OPERATIONAL, which I only found out after waiting 20 minutes! So while I was out, I went to the pharmacy next door and asked about the measles shot after […]

A squatty potty toilet stool and toilet paper earrings!

January 19, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Squatty potty toilet stool?! From Julie M. and Wish: Toilet paper earrings!

Nutella sandwiches! COMPUTER IS FASTER THAN MOBILE! Unicorn poop marshmallows!

January 14, 2019

I found my charger on the drawer knob yesterday morning, then somehow slept with both that AND the plug in the bed last night… oops! Deb asked if I wanted to hang around their house today while everyone was at school and work, or if I wanted to go home for the day. I said […]

A potty-shaped foam drink holder! / Blanca Arreola Guerrero and LaDonna?!

December 27, 2018

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A potty-shaped foam drink holder! From Youtube: Blanca Arreola Guerrero?! People are going to misread that as BIANCA, and didn’t her parents know what an AREOLA is?! Also, LaDonna?! I also always mistype Blanca as Blance!

Poo-Pourri toilet spray! / MERRY SHITMAS cigar Santa!

December 22, 2018

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Poo-Pourri toilet spray! From Julie: MERRY SHITMAS from a cigar-smoking Santa sitting on a chimney!

Toilet paper and poop stud earrings! / Jimmy not communicating!

November 17, 2018

Of course Jimmy isn’t going to communicate when he refuses to recognize that I did apologize before he even asked for a “sincere” apology. Fuck off for now! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Toilet paper and poop stud earrings!

A poop emoji bowtie dog collar! / TOOT BOOK!

October 24, 2018

There was a FALSE fire alarm last night at 8:50 PM! I also heard the first Halloween fireworks of the year about an hour later. From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji bowtie dog collar! From Julie: TOOT BOOK, also by Leslie Patricelli, so I bet it’s a companion book to the POTTY one […]