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Tim Tebow and the Oxford comma, an explosive dog, Lathan and Le-Zhan Williams?!

May 10, 2017

Why I still use the Oxford comma: Tim Tebow’s parents are not God and Mary! From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Explosive dog! From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Lathan and Le-Zhan Williams?!

Farting while someone is crying, cute poop emoji cushions, crystal bling toilet

February 24, 2017

I HATE TOILET EMERGENCIES! I had to throw away some panties! From Wesley and Failblog: Google Autocomplete Fail! Is it rude to fart when someone is crying? From Alice and Wish.com: Cute poop emoji cushions for a Christmas present! From Ripley’s Believe It Or Not: A crystal bling toilet! It has more than 72,000 pieces […]

Swimming poop emoji, Kokain Mothershed, Marijuana Mothershed, Alaska Jones III

February 20, 2017

From Z 95.3: A swimming poop emoji… From Reddit: Kokain Mothershed, and Marijuana Mothershed, Alaska Jones III?!

A flying beaver with a Canada flag, Asok the introvert, Guy Standing sitting

January 11, 2017

From Julie S. and Freaking News: Mountains, a forest, a lake, and a flying beaver with a Canada flag! Dilbert: “Do you have plans for the weekend?” Asok: “No, I’m an introvert. I’ll probably experience despair and loneliness while being jealous of people who have substance abuse problems.” Dilbert: “Yeah, me too.” Asok: “This conversation […]

I can’t keep drinking like this! / TravelJohn disposable urinal / Washing hands

November 3, 2016

THE CHICAGO CUBS BEAT THEIR 108-YEAR-OLD CURSE LAST NIGHT BY WINNING THE WORLD SERIES! 😀 Chinese Eric actually emailed me last night, but he wants to come over on Saturday afternoon. Yay. (sarcasm) I went out at 12 (just missing the 401) to the liquor store so I could get two True Tap bottle opener […]

Princess Nadia CEASES to EXISTS?! / Virgillio?! / 2% milk tastes like homo?!

September 14, 2016

Jeremy emailed me to say that it was good to see me at that dinner at his place, but he won’t be able to make it to my birthday dinner since he works till 9:30 on the closing shift on the 22nd. Oh well. Sharon also emailed me to say that she couldn’t make it, […]

Weird baby names: Ikea Dagless, ESPN Montana Real, and Vista Avalon Simser

August 11, 2016

I was tired of my huge WordPress draft slowing down for whatever reason, so I moved it over to a Notepad document for now. Much faster! It’s too big for Draft.com and Evernote! From Reddit: Ikea Dagless?! From Reddit: ESPN Montana Real, ESPN McCall, ESPN Curiel, and ESPN Blondeel?! From Reddit: Dev Orion Simser (DOS) […]

The Princess, the world’s largest Starbucks frappuccino, Amethyst Kelly, reading

July 12, 2016

From Lucas: The Princess! World’s largest Starbucks frappuccino from 125th and Lenox in New York! Amethyst Kelly?! I’m not addicted to reading. I can quit as soon as I finish one more chapter.

Powerbombing semicircle! / Rhubarb crumble! / Scott Speed the race car driver!

April 30, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 8, and got there at 9:10 or so. Of course, I sat in the computer chair and read a book while everyone else ate breakfast since I’d already eaten before leaving. Hiero and Ayler wanted to show me honey and peanut butter with their oatmeal and toast, but I didn’t […]

Funny names from the 2016 NFL Draft!

April 29, 2016

I got most of these from The Blog of Funny Names! Su’a Cravens?! Leonte Carroo?! Cody Whitehair?! Briean Boddy-Calhoun?! That’s NOT how you spell Brian… Charone Peake?! Germain Ifedi?! Bronson Kaufusi?! Pharoh Cooper?! Fahn Cooper?! Rees Odhiambo?! Ezekiel Elliott?! Laquon Treadwell?! GHETTO! Xavien Howard?! Tyreek Hill?! Why would you name your kid something with “reek” […]