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Duany Duany, Trump coronavirus beater bed with nozzles and disinfectant, sushi

July 10, 2020

COFFEE AND BAILEY’S TIME! I somehow managed to restore this July 10 entry by going back through my Google Docs revision history of my WordPress drafts document – PHEW! I also discovered another welcome extra $317.85 in my bank account from July 3, so YAY FOR THAT! From r/hockey, Reddit, and Blogspot: There was a […]

Ryne Hager?! IT’S RYAN! Modifying your Roomba to swear when it bumps into shit?!

June 14, 2020

From Android Police on May 5, 2019: Ryne Hager?! BAD SPELLING OF RYAN!

Vagina-having children?! WHAT THE HECK?! / Knorr Teriyaki Noodles Sidekicks!

February 28, 2020

Since Chinese Eric confirmed that he is coming over tomorrow, I went to Shoppers at 5:15 on a 401 and bought President’s Choice Smokey Bacon and Chive quiches, Reser’s Main St. Bistro signature mashed potatoes, and President’s Choice meat lasagna. $26 every few months isn’t that bad, and I already have chips galore here! Got […]

Colored green dragons x3, APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY x4, glowing dragon bookmarks!

January 16, 2020

IT’S APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY 2020! From Julie: A colored green dragon! From Julie: A flying green dragon with Asian kids! From Holidays That Might Get Overlooked: A yellow-green dragon with a coffee mug saying, “Yeah, if you could just go ahead and appreciate us dragons today, that’d be great.” From Holidays That Might Get […]

Sureal Sparx?! / My being an asshole today / SOUTH PARK and outraged millennials

September 13, 2019

It’s the Mid-Autumn Festival 2019 and Friday the 13th today! 9/13/19 is also a palindrome date! Since Luke and Flaps were talking in Spanish in sober Discord, I decided to ask them to do Mom’s Spanish translation if she ever forwarded it to me! If it’s so urgent, she should have forwarded it earlier today, […]

Zion Williamson?! / Tamron Hall and baby Moses?! / Nicolas Cage as a cat

September 4, 2019

Hester came by at 12:20, greeting me with “You’re home!” when I answered the door. No shit, lady! She inspected the toilet tank personally like she said she would, while I spent five more minutes trying to explain the problem to her in very simple English. Eventually, she agreed that she would replace the flapper, […]

Tajuana’s daughters formed a gang?! / Atreus, Rhihanan, Pye, and Denyse Tontz?!

April 28, 2019

A couple days ago, Alice said she’d send me DOES IT FART?: THE DEFINITIVE FIELD GUIDE TO ANIMAL FLATULENCE (Nick Caruso, Dani Rabaiotti) in the mail for free. I was expecting it to arrive on May 2, but I was surprised when I got a “missed call” today because the phone beeped at me at […]

Greg McKegg?! / Mehboob Hassan?! / SHORT-TERM VISUAL INFORMATION FORGETTING?!

March 24, 2019

The Canucks played Columbus at 7 tonight, and lost 5-0 for a dubious record of ten shutouts this season so far, which is the most in the NHL. From The Blog of Funny Names: Greg McKegg?! Bonus: He wore 69 for the Toronto Maple Leafs! From Quotes, Fun, and Sarcasm: Mehboob Hassan?! From my Endlessly […]

Cataract consultation?! / Crystal Patriarche?! / Fuk Yu?!

July 26, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 8:30 AM for my 9:15 AM cataract consultation on Burrard with Dr. Wise. The eye exam was okay, but now I have to go in for an eye ultrasound on September 21! Thank goodness that and September payday are BEFORE Barry goes on holiday. I got him […]

Dr. Taekwondo Byrd?! / Keshanna, Ariah’Lynn, Kha’Meela, Tashawn, and Kelonie?!

June 30, 2018

I’ve decided to go with Google Docs for my WordPress Drafts, as it autosaves my editing on the go to Google Drive. Much better than Notepad – thanks, Classy! I’m also indifferent towards Jimmy because of his rage and non-communication issues. Sounds very familiar! Dr. Taekwondo Byrd?! From Julie: Keshanna?! From Julie: Ariah’Lynn?! From Julie: […]