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Setzer, Celes, Edgar, the Blackjack, and a double-headed coin! / La’El Collins?!

August 10, 2020

Today is National Smores Day! From Youtube: Setzer the gambler has been hustled with a double-headed coin aboard his airship the Blackjack in FINAL FANTASY VI ADVANCE! “… A valuable trinket indeed. I’ve never seen a double-headed coin before.” Edgar gave that to Celes. From Reddit and r/hockey: La’El Collins is a football player?! APOSTROPHE!

Samyang corn terrorist noodles! / Donna Sue JESTER and DALPHA Lorene Jester?!

July 26, 2020

Breakfast: Samyang spicy Corn terrorist noodles! I find that the corn powder cuts down on the spice factor. From Youtube: Donna Sue JESTER and DALPHA Lorene Jester?! At least Jester is a cool last name!

2020 NFL Draft Funny Names: Tua Tagovailoa, Quintez Cephus, Leki Fotu, and more!

July 2, 2020

From the Blog of Funny Names: Tristan Wirfs plays football?! From the Blog of Funny Names: Prince Tega Wanogho plays football?! His parents were Prince Phillip U.D. and Princess Onome Wanogho?! From the Blog of Funny Names: Yetur Gross-Matos plays football?! From the Blog of Funny Names: CeeDee Lamb plays football?! From the Blog of […]

The Butt Brothers?! / Birthday gifts, new rules, Hudson, talking a lot, schedule

March 28, 2020

Ayler called me at 9:40 AM to read me their schedule for the day: free play, mealtimes, piano, spelling, reading, and bedtime at 8 or so! He also says that his new rule should be that he can stay up 15 minutes later every year on his birthday. I said that sounds like a good […]

Police Constable Rob Banks?! / Tarasha Benjamin?! / Blue Ball, Pennsylvania?!

July 26, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Thought I’d lost a dry sock, but found it in the hallway outside my apartment… phew! From John’s True Crime group: This Avon and Somerset police constable is named Rob Banks?! From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Tarasha Benjamin?! Didn’t her mother say it out loud before the birth and realize […]

Ieshia Woodberry?! / Axel, Jazmine, Jala, Ra’Kiyah, Kajuan, and Mahogany?!

March 2, 2019

From Babies Behind Bars: Ieshia Woodberry?! From Julie: Axel? It’s obvious that this you’re naming your kid after Axl Rose. From Julie: Jazmine?! Reminds me of Jazmin (spacewolfcub) and my ex-friend Yazmine! From Julie: Jala is Jazmine’s best friend?! From Julie: Ra’Kiyah and Kajuan?! From Julie: Mahogany?! That’s not an acceptable color name…

LOQI bags! / Purdy’s! / Xmas dinner! / Someone’s cookies gave Santa the shits!

December 25, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I went to Jon and Harmony’s at 2:05 on a 401 with the Charlotte’s holiday butter cookies and EMOJI MOVIE Memory Matching cards / Mega Bloks Smash Stunt Zeg truck for Hiero’s birthday. We had golden beets, salad with walnuts and other garnishes, cauliflower, potatoes, eggnog, cookies, and other things as part […]

Cataract consultation?! / Crystal Patriarche?! / Fuk Yu?!

July 26, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 8:30 AM for my 9:15 AM cataract consultation on Burrard with Dr. Wise. The eye exam was okay, but now I have to go in for an eye ultrasound on September 21! Thank goodness that and September payday are BEFORE Barry goes on holiday. I got him […]

Palestine Ace?! / Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! / Moms and penis emoticons!

June 15, 2018

Palestine Ace?! From r/canucks: Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! From Oddee: Texting with Mom! Mom: “Hi, honey, how was your day? 8=======D” Son: “WTF MOM! WHY’D YOU TYPE A PENIS EMOTICON?!?!?!?!” Mom: “I don’t know what you mean. 8===D is an alien smiley face.” Son: “No, it’s not. It’s a penis. Who told you […]

Hallelujah Lulie?! / Lamonte, Johnetta, Cawatas, Jayla, Jahziya, and Moenae?!

June 14, 2018

Time to shut some things down, Jimmy. Not my fault you’re having a bad week, and “babe” is supposed to be a GOOD thing! Hallelujah Lulie?! From Julie: Lamonte?! From Julie: Johnetta?! From Julie: Cawatas?! From Julie: Jayla?! From Julie: Jahziya?! From Julie: Moenae?!