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Police Constable Rob Banks?! / Tarasha Benjamin?! / Blue Ball, Pennsylvania?!

July 26, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Thought I’d lost a dry sock, but found it in the hallway outside my apartment… phew! From John’s True Crime group: This Avon and Somerset police constable is named Rob Banks?! From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Tarasha Benjamin?! Didn’t her mother say it out loud before the birth and realize […]

Ieshia Woodberry?! / Axel, Jazmine, Jala, Ra’Kiyah, Kajuan, and Mahogany?!

March 2, 2019

From Babies Behind Bars: Ieshia Woodberry?! From Julie: Axel? It’s obvious that this you’re naming your kid after Axl Rose. From Julie: Jazmine?! Reminds me of Jazmin (spacewolfcub) and my ex-friend Yazmine! From Julie: Jala is Jazmine’s best friend?! From Julie: Ra’Kiyah and Kajuan?! From Julie: Mahogany?! That’s not an acceptable color name…

LOQI bags! / Purdy’s! / Xmas dinner! / Someone’s cookies gave Santa the shits!

December 25, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I went to Jon and Harmony’s at 2:05 on a 401 with the Charlotte’s holiday butter cookies and EMOJI MOVIE Memory Matching cards / Mega Bloks Smash Stunt Zeg truck for Hiero’s birthday. We had golden beets, salad with walnuts and other garnishes, cauliflower, potatoes, eggnog, cookies, and other things as part […]

Cataract consultation?! / Crystal Patriarche?! / Fuk Yu?!

July 26, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 8:30 AM for my 9:15 AM cataract consultation on Burrard with Dr. Wise. The eye exam was okay, but now I have to go in for an eye ultrasound on September 21! Thank goodness that and September payday are BEFORE Barry goes on holiday. I got him […]

Palestine Ace?! / Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! / Moms and penis emoticons!

June 15, 2018

Palestine Ace?! From r/canucks: Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! From Oddee: Texting with Mom! Mom: “Hi, honey, how was your day? 8=======D” Son: “WTF MOM! WHY’D YOU TYPE A PENIS EMOTICON?!?!?!?!” Mom: “I don’t know what you mean. 8===D is an alien smiley face.” Son: “No, it’s not. It’s a penis. Who told you […]

Hallelujah Lulie?! / Lamonte, Johnetta, Cawatas, Jayla, Jahziya, and Moenae?!

June 14, 2018

Time to shut some things down, Jimmy. Not my fault you’re having a bad week, and “babe” is supposed to be a GOOD thing! Hallelujah Lulie?! From Julie: Lamonte?! From Julie: Johnetta?! From Julie: Cawatas?! From Julie: Jayla?! From Julie: Jahziya?! From Julie: Moenae?!

THE ART OF THE FART, Hendrix Osiris Merlin Nash, Doom and Spiderman attacking

January 11, 2017

PRODUCT WARNINGS: I shouldn’t buy La Molisana pasta sauce because I can’t even open the lids with the jar opener! Similarly, I shouldn’t buy Welch’s prune juice because I can’t open the lid without the help of the jar opener! THE ART OF THE FART! (by Stephen Bryant) From Reddit in September 2016: Hendrix Osiris […]

Emma Emma P! / Zucchini and turnips! / Spanish uniforms for the 2012 Olympics!

July 26, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 3:10 with some London Drugs bubble wrap for Hiero, and got to the house at about 4:15, coinciding with the very end of naptime. I told Hiero about the bubble wrap, tossed Jon’s socks onto the bed, put the maple cookies on the food table for later, and skimmed a […]

LITERALLY, tasty ass crackers, taking up space on the sofa, sexy text messages

July 26, 2016

This CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS comic is from Wesley: “And when I heard the news… it literally crushed me.” “It LITERALLY crushed you?” “Yes, it literally crushed me. Every single bone in my body was shattered. I had to undergo severe surgery and physical therapy.” “Hah, yeah, I’m sure.” “You don’t believe me? You’re killing me. […]

Dinning chairs / Twelve sets of twins in 2012! / I’m just me! / Candles and love

July 26, 2016

From Julie: Dinning chairs?! I didn’t know the chairs would assail everyone with loud noises! From Ripley’s Believe It Or Not: Ruth Regina of Miami, Florida, sells custom wigs for dogs?! The 2012 graduating class of a high school in Snellville, Georgia had 12 sets of twins?! Gray whales are bottom feeders! They suck food […]