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Devontae Perry?! / Starr?! / This GUY is named JODIE?! / Asha Jaquilla Degree?!

December 30, 2017

The Canucks played Los Angeles at 7 tonight, and lost 4-3 on a bullshit goal. From Not Always Right: Devontae Perry?! From Julie: This black lady is named STARR?! From Julie: This GUY (who took a lie detector test to prove that he did not molest his children) is named JODIE?! Isn’t that a GIRL […]

The ninja motto, Happy Wolf, Metrosexual Wolf, Sleepy Wolf and drugs, Doc Wolf

November 22, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Penguins at 4 today, and won 5-2! After the game and the latest SCARY MYSTERIES Youtube video upload, I went shopping at London Drugs at 7:05. I got assorted stickers for Fraser (PAW PATROL / BATMAN / FINDING DORY), a musical hockey Christmas card with THE HOCKEY SONG, on-sale […]

Frankenstein dancing! / Severed human head! / Charmin pumpkin spice toilet paper

October 29, 2017

From Julie: Frankenstein dancing! The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to Dr. Archie Carr’s Cave, and comes across these treasure chests. Bartz says, “There’s a severed human head inside! Should we take it?” Yes or no? OF COURSE WE SHOULD! From Vanessa and For Shits and Giggles: Charmin Pumpkin Spice toilet paper! For […]

Teal Cyko / Tahlequah Rae Pruitt / Sequoyah L. Pruitt / Aspen / Marshawn Lynch?!

August 2, 2017

I saw a dead mouse, so called Barry to see if he could remove it – he said he’d try. I was surprised when there was a knock on the door at about 3:45, which happened to be a Shaw technician. He installed the Wi-Fi router / modem for me, and did a lot of […]

A Killer Pickup Line, Doug Kidney, Ohkanda Riki, Abhi Mayadam, Sarah Moray

July 21, 2017

Jon’s friend Jason Lyle added me to Facebook – what?! From Janina and Not Always Right: A Killer Pickup Line! “You’re pretty. You look like someone in my book on serial killers.” Noel has a Facebook friend named Doug KIDNEY, haha! From Not Always Working: Ohkanda Riki?! From Not Always Right: Abhi Mayadam?! From Not […]

Dammit, Chloe! / Sonny Sixkiller, Neville Neville, Tommy Gunn, Rabbit Maranville

May 5, 2017

Jack Bauer on 24‘s LIVE ANOTHER DAY on May 5, 2014: DAMMIT, CHLOE! From The Bleacher Report: Sonny Sixkiller?! From The Bleacher Report: Neville Neville?! From The Bleacher Report: Tommy Gunn?! From The Bleacher Report: Rabbit Maranville?!

WARRIOR DRAGON hero meeting his father, Ricky and his dad, a body and bakini kit

March 31, 2017

The Canucks played the Kings at 7 tonight, and lost 2-0. In WARRIOR DRAGON, the hero meets his father, whom everyone thinks is dead! “Hello, son! It’s me, your legendary father! I didn’t die. I just got lost in this damn cave!” Bozo, Ricky’s dad, and Ricky are on the Chipley hilltop in BOZOBOUND. From […]

Flying Men in ARN’S WINTER QUEST Magicant / Hey, I’m going to the bathroom here!

March 19, 2017

There is only one working Flying Man in this version of Magicant, possibly because the ARN’S WINTER QUEST party isn’t solo. Here is the one Flying Man with the ARN’S WINTER QUEST party. Before going up to the Selkirk hilltop in COLINBOUND 2, Colin sees this guy behind a tree. Guy: “If you haven’t figured […]

SUPER MARIO REMIX 2 title screen, Mario trying to warp, making books cool again

February 7, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Nashville at 5 today, and lost 4-2. The SUPER MARIO REMIX 2 title screen: BOWSER HAS KINOPIO!! In SUPER MARIO REMIX 2, Mario is outside of Mushroom Castle. He then tries to warp. “Warp using what, exactly?” HAHAHAHA! From Reddit: We need to make books cool again. If you go […]

Curry noodles, curry rice, Indomie Mi Goreng noodles, Cheemo, Metrotown garbage

January 18, 2017

Before Barry picked me up at noon to go banking and food shopping, I had coffee and noodles, then paid my Shaw bill online. He filled up at a gas station first, but that was fine. We saw a complex with a Copa CafĂ© and a T&T Supermarket very nearby to me… maybe I’ll check […]