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Correcting grammar is NOT ableist or classist… / Fritz Onion is a name?!

January 10, 2020

There was snow today! (Beckett stacking: SO CUTE!) From multiple Discord servers on September 24, 2019: No, Tabasco Guy, you said QUEUE when you obviously meant CUE. You’re an idiot. If “blocking” me on there makes you “feel better,” go ahead since it won’t actually make any difference. (Shiwa’s server) No, Don Cherry’s Suits in […]

Unicorns farting as a coloring book, poop emoji alien tattoo, ROYAL FLUSH GAME

January 7, 2020

I showered today. From Julie M. and Wish: Unicorns Farting coloring book?! IT’S A COINCIDENCE SINCE IT’S “PASS GAS DAY” TODAY ON JANUARY 7! From Pete and FART Is A Four Letter Word: This alien is tattooing another alien with a poop emoji, hahaha! “It’s a popular symbol from the 21st century. I believe it […]

Michelle Christmas: A cool last name! Dolores Umbridge! HARRY POTTER! AZKABAN!

December 23, 2019

Michelle Christmas is an actual Facebook person – our mutual friends include Karla and Alice. She loves HARRY POTTER, and I played Wordscraper against her once. Have You Seen This Wizard? AZKABAN PRISON! Approach with extreme caution! Do not attempt to use magic against this man. Any information leading to the arrest of this man […]

Word Counter Tool / 36 and 24 is a pretty major age gap! / Maranda Johnson?!

November 22, 2019

Went to London Drugs at 3:15 on a 407 to get some cheaper Advent calendars x7, which I finally found in the form of on-sale $2 Windel Advent calendars. I’m not paying $9 for one, LINDT! I also got American Greetings Christmas stickers x5 (ornaments / cats / dogs / snowflakes / reindeer / winter), […]

Gloucester Café! / Beckett and reading! / Pepto-Bismol is NOT eyeshadow!

October 15, 2019

After COFFEE TIME and calling the Lost Property Office too early for them to receive lost Translink items at 1 (UGH!), I went out at 11:10 on a 401 to go to the Gloucester Café to meet Auntie Catherine for my last belated birthday meal, taking the 15 Olympic Village bus down at Bay 2 […]

Congress Lepou and Bread of Life Faiupu?! / A crocodile, a buffalo, and a bra?!

September 11, 2019

Today’s date is ALSO a palindrome: 9/11/19! At 2:05, I called Chrystal at work to ask where she’d gone on her cruise since I’d forgotten to ask last time: Copenhagen as a starting point sounds nice! Then just in case, I invited her to the Cactus Club dinner on the 21st, but I know she […]

Zion Williamson?! / Tamron Hall and baby Moses?! / Nicolas Cage as a cat

September 4, 2019

Hester came by at 12:20, greeting me with “You’re home!” when I answered the door. No shit, lady! She inspected the toilet tank personally like she said she would, while I spent five more minutes trying to explain the problem to her in very simple English. Eventually, she agreed that she would replace the flapper, […]

Egypt Covington?! / Cherkeiray “Neno” Jones and Tyisha Stocking-Paysinger?!

August 9, 2019

After SHOWER TIME, I went to see Rishu at Touchstone at 2 today. Thank goodness that she was understanding about yesterday and was able to get me in today because of a cancellation! I browsed Richmond Public Market for a while – no food was appealing. Went to London Drugs for NEW Dare Foods Cookie […]

Books you can wear! DRESS! / Dalton Thrower North Van?! / Jujhar Khaira Surrey?!

August 3, 2019

Today is National Watermelon Day! 😀 From Krista and Michael King: Books you can wear! A book dress! Dalton Thrower is from North Vancouver?! Jujhar Khaira is from Surrey?!

Nipsey Hussle is dead?! / Vernon Fiddler?! / Kyle Chipchurra?! / Raffi Torres?!

August 2, 2019

From Reddit and r/TrueCrimeDiscussion: Nipsey Hussle?! Vernon Fiddler?! Kyle Chipchurra?! Raffi Torres used to play for the Canucks?!