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New Age Retro Hippie phone case! / Tattia, Entwarne, Tremayne, Jojo, and JB?!

May 13, 2019

I had coffee, pineapple, and croissants with Nutella for breakfast… leftovers for lunch, which is fine! Then I had tiny Yakult drinks, rice, Thai eggplant curry, chicken, green beans, and popsicles for dinner! Declan and Elysse wanted to watch a show called FLINCH and even more POKEMON stuff, which at least kept them entertained for […]

Neshia Lincoln as KNEE-SHA?! / Two for $19.99 Tylenol grape drops?! NOT A SALE!

March 27, 2019

Chinese Eric called me at 11:50 to ask if I got his voicemail yesterday. No, since I never check that or the answering machine. He wanted to know if he could come over on Saturday since there’s NO WORK and watch a lot of hockey: almost two games’ worth, including the Canucks-Stars game. That sounds […]

Have some Mario Milk for Mario Day! / North Piddle, Worcestershire, England?!

March 10, 2019

It’s MARIO DAY today! I showered at some point. From my ex-friend Natalie: Mario Milk! It’s a QUIRKY COINCIDENCE since it’s MARIO DAY today! MAR. 10! 😀 From the Daily Mail: There’s a town called North Piddle in rural Worcestershire, England?!

Little Sheep Mongolian Hot Pot lunch?! / Jaccob Slavin?! BAD SPELLING!

February 28, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I had to get ready to leave by 11 for Little Sheep Mongolian Hot Pot at Lansdowne for a lunch with Mom and Dad. Fatty beef, lamb shoulder, Napa cabbage, white noodles, tofu, yams, vegetable and pork dumplings, deep-fried chicken wings, cod fillets, shrimp balls, beef balls, fish balls, tiger prawns, broth, […]

Sunshine is a girl name?! / Ozias is a boy name?! / Borden is a boy name?!

February 11, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played San Jose at 7 tonight, and lost 7-2. From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Sunshine?! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Ozias?! Apparently, it’s a variant on King Uzziah of the Bible. Come on, people – there has to be a middle ground between that and […]

Drinking the blood of my enemies with coffee! / A serial killer game for adults!

January 30, 2019

From Julie: Why is it that people can add glitter to their coffee and drink it out of an avocado, but it’s suddenly “out of line” when I stir in the blood of my enemies and drink from their skull? HAHAHAHA! From Julie: Notorious Serial Killers: A Trump card game for adults!

FIRE / Hitler Alba Sanchez, Lennin Vladimir Rodriguez Valverde, Osama Vinladen?!

December 3, 2018

There was a fire alarm at about 1 PM, so I threw away fuzzy socks with holes in them, and got proper woolly socks / a thin toque / a winter coat because I thought it was going to be a false fire alarm as usual. Nope, it was actually the first REAL fire scare […]

No eyeball ultrasound or whatever! / Uterus-haver?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

September 21, 2018

Jeremy emailed me to say that he could make it to Felico’s – YAY! Barry called me at 8:35 AM to confirm the time that he’d be picking me up, and 10:15 sounded fine to me. Then Dr. Wise’s office called me at 9:05 AM to say that they had “a situation” come up and […]

Boston Pizza Starters! / Brantley is such a white trash name!

September 8, 2018

This morning, I managed to fix an Internet connection problem all by myself again! (the problem was a rogue ethernet cable getting loose and unplugging itself from the modem) Super glad that I didn’t have to call Eric in for this! I decided to go to Boston Pizza today at 4:30 on a 401 (just […]

Phlandrous Fleming?! / Zaylen?! / Jazmon, Splendor, and Jeremie?!

May 18, 2018

Phlandrous Fleming?! From Julie: Zaylen?! From Julie M. and Dr. Phil: Jazmon, Splendor, and Jeremie?!