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More dragon hoards, bad names, and puns! Alaina?! Nakia?! Facebook Jail?

February 26, 2020

Time for one of my occasional image dump posts! From Youtube: Gloria and David Marmolejo?! Reminds me of marmots and marmalade! From Youtube: Allaina Taylor, Kaylee Whetzel, Nakia Keller (who is a white guy and surprisingly not a black woman), and Lorie Ann Keller?! BAD SPELLING of Lori, Kaili, and Alana! Nakia also reminds me […]

Rio Brazilian Steakhouse! / Technological brown dragon / Cussing red dragon!

January 11, 2020

After MORE COFFEE TIME and SHOWER TIME, I went out at 4:45 on a 401 to get to the Discord get-together at the Rio Brazilian Steakhouse on Denman. All I had to do was get off at Yaletown (where the elevator is STILL not working!), go to the 6 stop which is very close by, […]

Peppermint and candy cane dragons, blue sky dragon, red dragon, Kwame Kilpatrick

December 22, 2019

From Krista: Peppermint dragon or candy cane dragon! From Skulls and Bones 2.0, Julie M., and Dragons: BLUE SKY DRAGON! From Julie: A red dragon wax candle! PyroPet Candles! Dreki Dragon wax candle which melts to a metallic skeleton! From Youtube: Kwame Malik Kilpatrick?!

Precious Orji?! / Ja’Wanah, Dujuan, Lazenda, and Jaxon?! / Eight serial killers!

September 10, 2019

Precious Orji?! From Julie: Ja’Wanah?! APOSTROPHE! From Julie: Dujuan?! From Julie: Tasha is obviously fine, but Lazenda?! From Julie: Jaxon?! From Nope and John’s True Crime Group: If you can name all eight of these serial killers, you need counselling.

Dirt pile! / Camisoles! / Dean Denis J. Dean?! / Not cute, but fucking funny!

June 1, 2019

I went out at 3:10 on a 407 (which luckily picked me up at the sidewalk) for shopping purposes. Decided to go to the Bay to see if they had any halfway affordable camisoles: I lucked into a half-price weekend sale on Core Life camisoles (which I bet Jimmy would like to wear), and so […]

Adele Gorrilla?! / Kansas City welcomes visitors ANALLY?! / Shawnta is a name?!

May 23, 2018

Via Facebook messages, Andrew M. apologized for not calling me last night, and we worked out payment for the Windows 7 computer / hard drive / Windows 7 key in writing, which is definitely a good thing. At least I have $200 instead of $150 in that cash envelope, so things can get paid off […]

Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers?! / THE JOY OF CHICKENS?!

October 15, 2017

From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: GREEK RURAL POSTMEN AND THEIR CANCELLATION NUMBERS?! From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: THE JOY OF CHICKENS?!

Dennis Nicewander, highly trained monkeys on Youtube, sleeping in tank tops

August 31, 2017

I showered and did laundry today. Dennis Nicewander is an attorney?! I got this on Youtube recently: “500 Internal Server Error. Sorry, something went wrong. A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.” From Julie S. and Tina Belcher’s Twitter: There are only two things certain in life: 1. […]

A mechanical metal dragon, Hans Hansen, DARYL SLEEPS HERE, Dragon Soul fire!

July 17, 2017

I went out at 2:45 and got two cans of NEW Comfort Creek Foods chicken and dumplings from the Dollar Tree. Then I got another pack of Samyang 2x Spicy Hot Chicken Ramen Flavor noodles from Big Crazy. Since they had a 10-cent surcharge on debit purchases, I got some Want Want snowy crackers. (which […]

Sparing just $2! / Fuck vegetables! / Fawzi Mahmud?! / Mutemwiya Alexandrovna?!

June 19, 2017

At 7:45 tonight, I found that I could tag non-friends in Facebook photos again – YAY! That’s how it should be, dammit! Thank goodness it didn’t last two weeks, as I had a lot of photos to tag! From Janina: Can you spare just $2? Ranji is a nine-year-old boy living in Namibia. He has […]