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Adele Gorrilla?! / Kansas City welcomes visitors ANALLY?! / Shawnta is a name?!

May 23, 2018

Via Facebook messages, Andrew M. apologized for not calling me last night, and we worked out payment for the Windows 7 computer / hard drive / Windows 7 key in writing, which is definitely a good thing. At least I have $200 instead of $150 in that cash envelope, so things can get paid off […]

Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers?! / THE JOY OF CHICKENS?!

October 15, 2017

From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: GREEK RURAL POSTMEN AND THEIR CANCELLATION NUMBERS?! From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: THE JOY OF CHICKENS?!

Dennis Nicewander, highly trained monkeys on Youtube, sleeping in tank tops

August 31, 2017

I showered and did laundry today. Dennis Nicewander is an attorney?! I got this on Youtube recently: “500 Internal Server Error. Sorry, something went wrong. A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.” From Julie S. and Tina Belcher’s Twitter: There are only two things certain in life: 1. […]

A mechanical metal dragon, Hans Hansen, DARYL SLEEPS HERE, Dragon Soul fire!

July 17, 2017

I went out at 2:45 and got two cans of NEW Comfort Creek Foods chicken and dumplings from the Dollar Tree. Then I got another pack of Samyang 2x Spicy Hot Chicken Ramen Flavor noodles from Big Crazy. Since they had a 10-cent surcharge on debit purchases, I got some Want Want snowy crackers. (which […]

Sparing just $2! / Fuck vegetables! / Fawzi Mahmud?! / Mutemwiya Alexandrovna?!

June 19, 2017

At 7:45 tonight, I found that I could tag non-friends in Facebook photos again – YAY! That’s how it should be, dammit! Thank goodness it didn’t last two weeks, as I had a lot of photos to tag! From Janina: Can you spare just $2? Ranji is a nine-year-old boy living in Namibia. He has […]

Tim Tebow and the Oxford comma, an explosive dog, Lathan and Le-Zhan Williams?!

May 10, 2017

Why I still use the Oxford comma: Tim Tebow’s parents are not God and Mary! From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Explosive dog! From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Lathan and Le-Zhan Williams?!

Harry Potter, Wing Flannagan, a Whopper with 700 pickles, never being perfect

May 7, 2017

I got a blue screen of death at 11:12 AM! I also showered today. From Funny Junk: Right next to Quindarious Gooch, a black Harry Potter has been arrested for crack possession! From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Wing Flannagan?! Only in Japan: A Whopper with over 700 pickles on it! I’ll never be perfect, but I’ll always […]

Zepharius Lowell, Tim Biakabutuka, Vander Blue, Will Barrow, Oil Can Boyd

May 4, 2017

From a Not Always Right story on furries titled FLURRIES OF FURRIES: Zepharius Lowell?! From The Bleacher Report: Tim Bikakabutuka?! From The Bleacher Report: Vander Blue?! From The Bleacher Report: Will Barrow?! (wheelbarrow) Oil Can Boyd?!

Snarling green dragon, DRAGON AND DESSERTS, dragon necklace with a hidden knife

April 29, 2017

Since I was up at 7 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! From Krista: Snarling green dragon! From Dragons and Pinterest: DRAGON AND DESSERTS! Dragon didn’t do dinner, so he delivered dozens of delicious desserts instead. From I Love Dragons: A dragon necklace with a hidden knife!

Classic Ass mineral water, Cyan Garamonde as Dark Knight Cecil, Gaye Williams

April 21, 2017

Since I was up early, it was COFFEE TIME! From Engrish.com: Classic Ass mineral water! In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Cyan Garamonde has been given the sprite of Cecil Harvey, the Dark Knight of FINAL FANTASY IV! From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Gaye Williams?!