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Dilbert avoiding co-workers, the Whistle, the Crown, Matoya’s Crystal, the Herb

November 29, 2017

This DILBERT comic strip on introversion from May 10 is from Reddit. Tina: “Are you going to the department meeting?” Dilbert: “Yes, as soon as I plan my route. I have seven co-workers who I need to avoid on the way. Three are nonstop talkers. The other four ask me for something every time I […]

Aundrea Scott Smith, Ingee Appolon, Wahabah Hadia Al Muid, and Tesser Kahn

November 13, 2017

From Not Always Right: Aundrea Scott Smith?! It should have been spelled ANDREA… plus, it reminds me of doing laundry! From Not Always Right: Ingee Appolon?! From Not Always Right: Wahabah Hadia Al Muid is a girl?! From Not Always Right: Tesser Kahn?! That reminds me of a tesseract!

Gatorade, Neo-Citran, Himalayan Salt, Chili Lime, cream of chicken, and more!

October 25, 2017

Barry picked me up at 11:50 after COFFEE TIME, and we went banking before going to Price Smart. My Royal Bank debit card’s chip could not be read, so I had to go into the branch to figure things out – good thing there was no lineup at all! Turns out I get a temporary […]

Atlessa Deborah Johnsson, Skot Weiland, Silverion Sairee, Myona Moltmaker

September 24, 2017

I was up at 5:45 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Today is National Punctuation Day! From Not Always Right: Atlessa Deborah Johnsson?! Reminds me of an atlas! From Not Always Right: Skot Weiland?! From Not Always Right: Silverion Sairee?! Silverion Sairee is married to someone named Myona Moltmaker?!

Chelsea Gravil, Michaila Eshelman, Alison Steiner, Andrewina McCubbin, Josh Dull

August 25, 2017

Today is Humility Day! I sent Kevin an email earlier to wish him a happy birthday, OF COURSE! From Not Always Right: Chelsea Gravil?! Reminds me of Gravol, hahaha! Apparently, Chelsea Gravil is in a relationship with someone named Michaila Eshelman. That’s not how you spell MICHAELA! From Not Always Right: Alison Steiner?! Reminds me […]

Farting and poop coming out! / Hamza Yousfi?! / Joseph Bark?! / Emily Warning?!

June 26, 2017

Since I was up at 6:55 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! This baby says, “I farted and a little poop came out. So what?” From Slimjet User Group: Hamza Yousfi?! His profile says he’s from Tunisia, but I don’t know if that’s an actual legitimate Tunisian name! From Not Always Right: Joseph Bark?! […]

IMMORTAL IMAGE?! / Knashawn Hardy?! / Andy Friese?! / Chris Fuamatu-Ma’afala?!

June 19, 2017

I went out to the pharmacy next door at 1:30 to get my prescription refilled. It’s slightly better than telling them every time on the phone that I don’t have or remember a prescription number! I was home at 1:45, only to discover that I couldn’t tag non-friends on Facebook anymore! UGH! Newest Reddit record […]

Expensive engagement rings, calling the police, Millie-Ribbon and Molly-Robbin?!

June 1, 2017

I went out at 2:40 to get more on-sale President’s Choice Blue Menu Six Bean Medley cans at Shoppers Drug Mart as long as they’re still 99 cents! The pharmacist next door recognized me and waved at me, so we chatted briefly while waiting for the light to change. Yeah, Richmond smells like shit again […]

Arborio rice and mushroom risotto, emotions, the path to success, Jarome Iginla

May 27, 2017

I once showed my ex-friend Laura C. this picture of arborio rice being used in mushroom risotto! From Reddit and Robin Grille’s HEART TO HEART PARENTING: Time and time again, children are heavily reprimanded for committing the offense of crying or being angry. Let’s get this straight: emotions are not bad behavior. Emotions don’t hurt […]

Toika Troutman-Walker is a name?! / STOP! GRAMMAR TIME! / A literal mood swing!

March 15, 2017

CHIMO called me today and said that they had finished my tax forms, so I decided to go out on the C94 at 2:10 and authorize them to send it online to Revenue Canada. After taking a 410 from the Caring Place, I got home at 3:05 on a 407, which only appeared after three […]