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Surfboard noodles, puzzles, babbling, salmon, spinach, Wilvince Kemmy Bazil

July 15, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:40 on a 407 to help with the kids, telling Jon to text me if something happened. Got there at 3:45 and discussed poop hygiene, Beckett waking up just then, paper planes, bullet trains, origami (I was just folding along with them and not caring if I was […]

Happy Kampire?! (happy camper) / Chicken rude and unreasonable! / Bagged milk!

July 14, 2019

Today is Bastille Day! I showered today – yup, I’ll be at Jon’s tomorrow at about 2:30 or so. Happy Kampire?! (happy camper) From Candy: Chicken rude and unreasonable?! I think they meant to translate “Jerk Chicken” on this menu… From Julie M. and Only In Canada: “I really like bothering people outside Ontario and […]

Kwong Chow! / Red Rose tea / Habanero sauce! / Wednesday?! / Kermit Sprinkles?!

July 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I had to go out at 4:10 on a 407 for a Kwong Chow dinner. Since I was out anyway, I bought three pairs of London Naturals foam scour sponges, a Snapple half and half iced tea / lemonade for aspirin purposes, and a bag of 20 KitKat chocolate mini-bars for National […]

YES! / Tralisa, Lontay, Baylin, Dajour, Davante, Jamey, Aleisha, and Jasmyn?!

July 5, 2019

I discovered redrum today – UGH! From my ex-friend Jimmy: YES! WWE GIF! From Julie: Tralisa?! From Julie: Lontay?! From Julie: Dajour?! Reminds us both of the Soup Du Jour! From Julie: Baylin?! That reminds her of a bailiff, and reminds me of a bay leaf… From Julie: Davante?! From Julie: Jamey?! BAD SPELLING OF […]

Father’s Day dinner / Police K9 biting a guy!

June 16, 2019

After SHOWER TIME and COFFEE TIME, I went out to Kwong Chow at 4:50 because I had to go to a Father’s Day dinner. I was in time for the 401, at least. Ended up JUST missing a couple of 25 buses at King Edward, but whatever. I was prepared to walk from 25th to […]

Double birthday party at Douglas Park! / Bitch better have my money! Jesus!

May 26, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I had to leave at 4 so I could go to Douglas Park at 22nd and Heather for Ayler and Beckett’s family birthday party. Of course I had Ayler’s birthday card, Beckett’s birthday card, Ayler’s Spiderman / Spider-Man Funko Pop toy, Beckett’s Zookie Slappy stuffed puppy toy, the Kinder mini-eggs, Lindt Gold […]

Shut your five-hole! / Driving accident near Walmart with BMW! / Nigeria and DJ?!

March 21, 2019

From We Love Hockey and Gayle Prowett in my Fearsome Canucks Fans group: A T-shirt that says “SHUT YOUR FIVE-HOLE” to the goalie! HAHAHA! From Reddit: Driving a black Mercedes in Richmond near the Walmart? Better watch out for those pesky sidewalks… the white BMW has no damage; it’s just snow! From Julie: Nigeria is […]

Harmony’s EARLY family birthday dinner! / DRAGON HOODIE! / Red sweatshirt

March 10, 2019

It’s MARIO DAY today! I had to leave really early after DOUBLE COFFEE TIME because I had to walk to Brighouse station – thanks, endless sewer upgrades and construction! I had the on-sale Lindt chocolate bars (Caramel and Sea Salt / Lime Zest) for Harmony’s EARLY family birthday dinner at Como Taperia! (early in more […]

Glow-in-the-dark bowling! No thanks on my behalf, MOM! Speed limit being 69!

January 20, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Eric picked me up for church in the morning. We talked about DARK SOULS, my eye surgery and insurance, how it was somewhat his fault for the sewer updates and construction zone around my place because his company was involved, drivers and turn signals, Elysse thinking my dad was dead because I […]

Happy 2019! / New Year’s dinner! / Saturn Valley: We are fulgrate! Is mistake!

January 1, 2019

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE! HAPPY 2019! I had to transit to King Edward Station to meet Dad there, so I left at 3:50, but had to walk back home because I realized I didn’t have my bus pass. Turns out it was in the bathroom by the toilet because it fell out of my pocket! […]