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Floppy disks, Salsitas chips, no staying longer, good meatloaf, and nephew time!

May 15, 2017

I had to go out in the torrential rain (just managing to get a 401 AND a Waterfront train) for my THIRD family function (Mother’s Day / Mom’s birthday) in a calendar week: WAY TOO MUCH FRIGGIN’ FAMILY TIME! So of course I had to have coffee at 3:15 before going out at 4:30 to […]

Another Wo’s dinner: Yee mein, green beans, pork, and questions about numbers!

May 8, 2017

Since Steph was in town for some weird RCMP reason and we obviously had a family dinner at Wo’s for this, it was COFFEE TIME for me at 3:45 before I left at 4:30! I STILL GOT THERE EARLIER THAN EVERYONE ELSE! (despite trying to book it up the stairs at Brighouse Station AND accidentally […]

Thomas BACON arrested in an assault about SAUSAGE! / Broccoli, mushroom, walnut

April 9, 2017

Ayler called me again at 12:50 to ask what time I’d be eating lunch and what time I’d be finished eating, so I told him that I’d be eating pasta at 1:30, but I’d have to make it first. Then Hiero said that he’d had a pink and white and red cupcake today: nice! Harmony […]

An awfully strange carrot, a shy Gummi not being a Tenda, Xandie Andersen

April 8, 2017

I noticed that someone from Harmony’s house had called me yesterday at 7:15, but it was too late to call them back by the time I noticed at 10 PM, so I called them back tonight at 7:50. Ayler answered, so I asked whether he’d called me. Yes, he had. Then I asked whether he […]

Golden statue glowing strangely, traveling shack’s entertainer, text not found

April 1, 2017

UGH, IT’S APRIL FOOL’S DAY TODAY! Steph sent me an email saying that Fraser was playing with his toy phone at 7:30 AM their time; she asked who he wanted to call, and he said “A-ma”… CUTE! Unfortunately, 4:30 AM is too early to call people here, and even 7:30 AM is too early to […]

Elaine, hot tea and hotties, cilli beep, carlic beep, peppar chicken

March 27, 2017

As planned, Elaine called me at 4:40 today. I was surprised to see a 603 area code / phone number, but I knew she was going to call. We talked about Steph, Ayler, Hiero, Fraser, her kid Josh, swimming lessons, her husband Matt, their getting together with a lot of Vancouver friends, Chuck and Andrea […]

The Cannibal Café! / Shit just got real here! / Germany sexual harassment

March 22, 2017

After more COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:15 to make it to Jon’s so we could go the Cannibal Café before his worship practice, and definitely made it by 4 even after grabbing a curry beef bun from Kam Do Bakery. By that time, the boys were just getting up from an attempted nap. […]

Harmony’s birthday dinner! Stout, cheese, the time, train rides, and more!

March 19, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 5:10 to make it to Oakridge in time for Harmony’s family birthday dinner. Of course I had the limited-edition ketchup Doritos chips, a birthday card, the Lindt white chocolate truffles, and the Bija direct trade organic chocolate x2 (Peruvian Incaberry / Cayenne and Wild Ginger) for Harmony’s birthday. When […]

Leap year birthdays and stupid fruitless expeditions!

February 27, 2017

After MORE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 4:25 to attempt to find Wo’s Restaurant. Nobody was there when I found it, so after waiting for ten minutes, I went right back home again. Not my fault that you people are a bunch of late-comers, so of course I called Steph and gave her a […]

Farewell and happy birthday to Steph! No stupid laundry detergent assumptions!

February 19, 2017

COFFEE TIME AGAIN! I went to Delta at 2:10 for Steph’s farewell / birthday dinner. Havarti was excited to see me, Fraser wanted to watch DORY for a bit on TV, and then Fraser called me “A-ma.” He is definitely communicating more now! (“mama / mo / yeah / no” plus gibberish) Harmony noticed his […]