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Visual Anatomy Limited chocolates, unloquacious expressions, chicken horror show

January 15, 2018

A sick Jon asked me this morning if I still wanted to make it to his place since his student had cancelled yet another Monday lesson (which I did), and then wanted to know if I could make it on Thursday from 3:30-4:30 since Harmony is working then instead of next Monday because she wants […]

Whoopee cushion filled with gravy, Waldrop sextuplets and twins, feeling used

January 15, 2018

From Gotta Lil Captain In Ya? and Pete: A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke. From Reddit and r/namenerds on December 14, 2017: The Waldrop sextuplets and twins from Alabama, plus an older brother! Saylor Briggs, Bridge Ryder, and Wales Tucker are the older siblings. […]

Mark Reckless?! / Last words: Three spelling mistakes in a death sentence!

January 8, 2018

From the OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Mark Reckless is a politician in the UK?! From Sara H. and Twitter: “I see that you have made 3 spelling mistakes.” – Last words of Marquis de Favras after reading his death sentence before being hanged in 1790.

Mynae?! / Goose and moose plurals! / Paul in MOTHER 3 / Bench, table, or bed?

December 17, 2017

I showered today. Corey said that the lady who lives at the old address probably isn’t going to forward stuff anymore, so I’ll just send new cards tomorrow while I’m out anyway. Jon wants me to go over an hour earlier tomorrow, but they’re probably going to SERVANTS for dinner, too. From Julie: Mynae?! I […]

Nesting partner?! / CREEPY isn’t ableist! / HEAVY BREATHING isn’t fatphobia!

December 16, 2017

I went out early (for me) at 11 on a 407 to London Drugs so I could get an on-sale tall Nescafé coffee canister (December 23, 2016), on-sale De Cecco pasta (farfalle and rigatoni), on-sale Munchies Snack Mix with my last 50¢ (50 cents) off coupon, a Terry’s Chocolate Orange / an on-sale Cadbury dark […]

EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK haiku and meeting! / Jonathan Toucan?!

December 3, 2017

In EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK, all the hackers and characters get together for a meeting at Burglin Park. Reid the Mr. Saturn composes a haiku: “EARTHBOUND is awesome / Here are seven syllables / Give us MOTHER 3.” Here is everyone in EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK! From Not Always Related: Jonathan Toucan?!

Sixtus Rees-Mogg?! / Wulfric Wentworth Pius?! / Well, hello there, Nicolas Cage!

November 6, 2017

The Canucks played Detroit at 7 tonight, and lost 3-2. At least Del Zotto got his first Canucks goal? From Reddit: Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius, Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan, Peter Theodore Alphege, Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam, Mary Anne Charlotte Emma, and Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg?! I’ve edited this in MS Paint to include an Oxford […]

Fuck that shit! / Fellony Hudson having new felonies! / Bericht dinsdag?!

September 20, 2017

I called Mega Sushi for a reservation for Sunday at 7 (but they won’t guarantee the table if I’m ten minutes late – which is why I’m not bothering to change the time of the FB event since people will be late anyway!), then called Chrystal at work to confirm Sunday’s dinner. I’m a lady, […]

Tommy being stupidly defensive / Dumbing yourself down and defenestrating idiots

August 17, 2017

Last night, Tommy was being pretty annoying with his continuous Facebook messages, so I gave him one-word answers till he apparently got the hint. Then he dragged me into a Facebook group chat with Helen and Jimmy at 10:15 PM to talk about Jen and defend her behavior. We weren’t too impressed with his excuses […]

Licking barbecued sausages! / Depleting Doma Castle of Water Crystal energy!

August 9, 2017

I discovered redrum today – UGH! When I went for a nap, I dreamed of finding ZOGLOG (among other things) in a word search book. What?! From Janina: A dog is barbecuing sausages. “You want yours licked or not licked? Just kidding. They’re ALL licked.” In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Kefka is preparing […]