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Sixtus Rees-Mogg?! / Wulfric Wentworth Pius?! / Well, hello there, Nicolas Cage!

November 6, 2017

The Canucks played Detroit at 7 tonight, and lost 3-2. At least Del Zotto got his first Canucks goal? From Reddit: Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius, Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan, Peter Theodore Alphege, Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam, Mary Anne Charlotte Emma, and Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg?! I’ve edited this in MS Paint to include an Oxford […]

Fuck that shit! / Fellony Hudson having new felonies! / Bericht dinsdag?!

September 20, 2017

I called Mega Sushi for a reservation for Sunday at 7 (but they won’t guarantee the table if I’m ten minutes late – which is why I’m not bothering to change the time of the FB event since people will be late anyway!), then called Chrystal at work to confirm Sunday’s dinner. I’m a lady, […]

Tommy being stupidly defensive / Dumbing yourself down and defenestrating idiots

August 17, 2017

Last night, Tommy was being pretty annoying with his continuous Facebook messages, so I gave him one-word answers till he apparently got the hint. Then he dragged me into a Facebook group chat with Helen and Jimmy at 10:15 PM to talk about Jen and defend her behavior. We weren’t too impressed with his excuses […]

Licking barbecued sausages! / Depleting Doma Castle of Water Crystal energy!

August 9, 2017

I discovered redrum today – UGH! When I went for a nap, I dreamed of finding ZOGLOG (among other things) in a word search book. What?! From Janina: A dog is barbecuing sausages. “You want yours licked or not licked? Just kidding. They’re ALL licked.” In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Kefka is preparing […]

A Killer Pickup Line, Doug Kidney, Ohkanda Riki, Abhi Mayadam, Sarah Moray

July 21, 2017

Jon’s friend Jason Lyle added me to Facebook – what?! From Janina and Not Always Right: A Killer Pickup Line! “You’re pretty. You look like someone in my book on serial killers.” Noel has a Facebook friend named Doug KIDNEY, haha! From Not Always Working: Ohkanda Riki?! From Not Always Right: Abhi Mayadam?! From Not […]

Your name in the periodic table, 70% of citizens supportive, Bozo as an outline

June 16, 2017

While looking around for some stuff earlier today, I found a Christmas-themed envelope with Teunis’s name on it, plus a Percy Jackson and Olympians: The Lightning Thief DVD box. I was going to throw those out, but decided to ask Andrew M. if Teunis might actually like it returned to him. I know how I’d […]

Womaintenance, getting the lips to join a subreddit, Garfield NOT being a girl!

June 12, 2017

From Reddit on September 18, 2015: Stupid OP named Molerus… “Womaintenance” is NOT a word! “Maintenance” does NOT need to be feminized because it does not contain the word “man,” and it makes for a pretty poor pun! (Yay for my alliteration!) From Reddit on September 19, 2015: What the fuck is with the OP […]

Your boyfriend isn’t a THEY or THEM! / You can’t be technically 12 for anything!

May 17, 2017

From Reddit on March 7, 2017: No, you should not encourage your BOYFRIEND in HIS using “they / them” pronouns! It’s HE and HIM and HIS! I agree with Undoomed on this one. You are NOT that much of a special snowflake! Also, WTF is “eye gaze”? Just say “he looks at me for a […]

Correcting people’s grammar, Jeff, Dungeon Man, Balloon Monkey, an iron eraser

April 4, 2017

April 4 is apparently Tell A Lie Day. Well, then. From Candy: If you can’t win an argument, correct their grammar instead. In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Jeff and the Balloon Monkey meet Brick Road, who wants to become Dungeon Man. There’s a Gruff Goat and an iron pencil nearby. You need a Pencil Eraser to […]

Butter and salt candy Engrish, temporary goods, Varik + Chaos Theatre gibberish

April 2, 2017

MORE COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played San Jose at 4 today, and lost 3-1. Of course the Sharks had to get a goal with THREE SECONDS LEFT IN THE GAME! From Engrish: Butter and salt candy, with a bonus cow! I am sorry that I cannot tell this deliciousness in a single word. Is HALLOW’S […]