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The Butt Brothers?! / Birthday gifts, new rules, Hudson, talking a lot, schedule

March 28, 2020

Ayler called me at 9:40 AM to read me their schedule for the day: free play, mealtimes, piano, spelling, reading, and bedtime at 8 or so! He also says that his new rule should be that he can stay up 15 minutes later every year on his birthday. I said that sounds like a good […]

Fuzzy blue toilet seat cover and 2002 memories! / Coronavirus? NO SHITTING!

March 10, 2020

It’s MARIO DAY today! 😀 From Julie and 22 Words: Lord, no! Hey, we all love a comfortable toilet seat, so the idea of using a toilet cover shouldn’t be so shocking. But this… this is an affront to all that is good in the world. If that’s a fuzzy blue toilet seat cover, I […]

No Method soaps! / Second Reddit silver! / Keep Calm Canucks! / RooCop emote!

February 19, 2020

PRODUCT WARNING: NO MORE Method dish soaps! The pump doesn’t work right, causing it to squirt all over the place! Frozen Bao (from the Blood Games) finally unfriended me or deactivated his profile. The Canucks played Minnesota tonight at 7:30, and lost 4-3 in the shootout… On December 29, 2019, I got a second Reddit […]

The Glory Hole Church?! Knobs and Knockers?! / Noushi?! SUSHI IS VERY YUMMY!

February 16, 2020

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Ducks today at 2, and lost 5-1, relinquishing first place in the Pacific Division. NOT A GOOD END TO SEDIN WEEK! From Julie and Anorak UK: The Glory Hole Church?! Knobs and Knockers?! From Julie and a game show called COMMON KNOWLEDGE: Noushi?! Reminds me of sushi – yummy!

Haleigh Cummings?! BAD SPELLING! / Climax, Pennsylvania?! / Chicken Mr. Noodles!

February 9, 2020

Hahaha, Cummings and Climax are an orgasm coincidence or theme today! From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Haleigh Cummings?! BAD SPELLING OF HAILEY OR HALEY! It’s the tenth anniversary on February 9 and February 10, too! Climax, Pennsylvania?! Mr. Noodles in chicken flavor!

Forefrontal?! Heteronormate?! STOP MAKING UP WORDS! / Trena Schmidbauer?!

February 9, 2020

From RobotRosa: “Disconnection from women is less forefrontal. They heteronormate.” WHAT THE FUCK?! STOP MAKING UP WORDS! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Trena Schmidbauer?! BAD SPELLING OF TRINA!

Female lion-human hybrid, Mona Lisa coronavirus mask, ahi tuna, noodle stack

February 5, 2020

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 11:40 on a 414 to help with the kids, but first went to Dublin Crossing Pub. Noticed the Canada Line was slightly slower on the tracks, but that’s fine since it snowed yesterday and had pretty much melted today. I had to go in early to help by […]

Turducken and Tofucken! / Turkey burgers are NOT turgers! TURDS! / Coronavirus!

February 5, 2020

COFFEE TIME and another phone intake interview with Jocelyn at CHIMO done as of 11:15 AM! From Serious Eats and my ex-friend Chris in 2008: Tofucken and Turducken and other interesting meat marriages! From Joe Bradburn on the Save-On Foods Facebook page on July 7, 2016: “In our house, we refer to turkey burgers as […]

KidsExchange?! Master Bait and Tackle?! / Caulk falling out?! / Too many genders

February 4, 2020

There was snow this morning at 11 AM! Of all the people, Auntie Vonnie texted me (at least identifying herself, unlike either of my parents) saying that the building insurance had expired as of January 4, so I had to call Hester to find out if I still needed it (yes), and then tell her […]

I’M DEAD, NOW WHAT? / Humorous office organizers! / Pet wine glasses! Meowsling!

January 26, 2020

Kobe Bryant died today in a helicopter crash! From Julie: A book called I’M DEAD, NOW WHAT?! From Julie: Humorous office organizers! Crap to file! Crap to shred! Friday is my second-favorite F-word! Too busy for bullshit now! From Julie: Pet wine glasses! Catwine! Meowsling!