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Your boyfriend isn’t a THEY or THEM! / You can’t be technically 12 for anything!

May 17, 2017

From Reddit on March 7, 2017: No, you should not encourage your BOYFRIEND in HIS using “they / them” pronouns! It’s HE and HIM and HIS! I agree with Undoomed on this one. You are NOT that much of a special snowflake! Also, WTF is “eye gaze”? Just say “he looks at me for a […]

Correcting people’s grammar, Jeff, Dungeon Man, Balloon Monkey, an iron eraser

April 4, 2017

April 4 is apparently Tell A Lie Day. Well, then. From Candy: If you can’t win an argument, correct their grammar instead. In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Jeff and the Balloon Monkey meet Brick Road, who wants to become Dungeon Man. There’s a Gruff Goat and an iron pencil nearby. You need a Pencil Eraser to […]

Butter and salt candy Engrish, temporary goods, Varik + Chaos Theatre gibberish

April 2, 2017

MORE COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played San Jose at 4 today, and lost 3-1. Of course the Sharks had to get a goal with THREE SECONDS LEFT IN THE GAME! From Engrish: Butter and salt candy, with a bonus cow! I am sorry that I cannot tell this deliciousness in a single word. Is HALLOW’S […]

Ten fart facts from Steph and Ayurveda: definitions, balloons, and ecosystems!

March 9, 2017

From Steph and Ayurveda: Men fart more often than women. From Steph and Ayurveda: The word “fart” was coined in 1632, defined as “to send forth as wind from the anus.” From Steph and Ayurveda: The average human being farts 14 times a day. From Steph and Ayurveda: You fart enough every day to fill […]

A ship shipping ships! / Papaya?! / Casey and Tibetan gibberish! / Hedgamahog!

March 5, 2017

From Pete and George Takei: A ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships! From Julie: Alicia Douvall (some British celebrity) named her daughter PAPAYA?! When Casey and Tomato call Don Otis from the Tibet castle so he can save the JONBOUND game for them, he gets a lot of text gibberish! Jon Otis, Sarah Buffaloe, Joe […]

More random text, Chao Valley, a rare Broken Antenna, River Rocket Blue Oliver

February 25, 2017

The Canucks (of whom five have the mumps!) played the Sharks at 7 tonight, and lost 4-1. In BOZOBOUND, Bozo / Paige / Robot talk to this woman by the tent in Cirque de Town, who has this to say: “More random text.” Whoever hacked this game didn’t thoroughly change all the text, obviously! Bozo, […]

Heaven’Leigh Marshall, grammar Nazi, crispy chicken ice cream, PK Fiber

February 24, 2017

I definitely had to take a shower because of what happened earlier! From Julie: Heaven’Leigh Marshall?! That would be bad enough with the normal spelling for a girl… but with random apostrophes and on a guy?! No thanks! From Reddit: Grammar Nazi! Save-On Foods needs to rethink their packaging for fresh crispy chicken. They shared […]

MOTHER 2 DELUXE Mu Training in Ranma, with a bonus Dad phone call and garlic!

February 24, 2017

I called Barry this morning at 9 AM after uploading and tagging photos till 3:15 AM. We went to both banks at 9:40 or so, getting back here at 10:05 AM. We talked about politics and another new “increase” which really just is almost all the cost of the yearly bus pass. PRODUCT WARNING: I’m […]

Hug coupon, shoveling snow in Canada, Wawa, Niiue’s Magicant, baby Greyface

February 21, 2017

From Wesley: Hug coupon! Hugs are fat-free, sugar-free, and require no batteries. Hugs reduce blood pressure, body temperature, and heart rate. They also help relieve pain and depression. Expiry date: NEVER! From Pete: Whoever said, “Do the job right the first time and you’ll never have to do it again” never shoveled snow off a […]

Bite me, asshole! Bite me asshole! / Help me through errors! / Robot Pilot

February 17, 2017

From Julie: “Bite me, asshole” is grammatically correct and scathing. “Bite me asshole” indicates that you are a kinky pirate. From Sarah G. and Word Porn: If I ever use “there” instead of “they’re” and “your” instead of “you’re” in the same post, I’ve been kidnapped and am signaling for help. In BOZOBOUND, here are […]