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Archive for the ‘words’ Category

Enock Kwateng?! / TooReal?! / An amphibious Oakland Athletics baseball pitcher?!

May 7, 2018

Enock Kwateng?! Shouldn’t that be spelled ENOCH?! Bad spelling! From Julie: TooReal?! That’s not a name for your baby… From Steph and MLB Memes: An AMPHIBIOUS baseball pitcher named Pat Venditte makes his debut for the Oakland Athletics?! Advertisements

Use the dog as bait?! / Tyvenea?! / Armageddon Draughn?! / Te’Andre?!

April 21, 2018

I left r/namenerds under both of my Reddit accounts because the mod thought that sharing my Bad and Unique Baby Names 8! album was “name-bashing.” I’ve got news for you: IT’S NOT, AND THE SUB SHOULD ALLOW THAT KIND OF THING. I don’t play well with people who always expect me to be positive, supporting, […]

Huge burritos! Beer! Chocolate! Delicate mazes! / Naughty frogs on the toilet!

April 19, 2018

After COFFEE TIME and the fire inspection / “Terminix pest control” with Hester, I left at 2:45 for Jon’s with the Crunchy Raspberry / Crunchy Mint / Crunchy Raspberry M and Ms for Harmony, plus the dessert chocolate. I bought a BBQ pork bun from Kam Do Bakery, of course. I got to the house […]

Shaiya reminds me of HEY YA! / Ribbon candy in a dream! / Stuffed save frog!

April 13, 2018

From Julie: Shaiya?! Reminds me of HEY YA! by Outkast… Lucas and Boney go to visit Mike in Old Man’s Paradise, the MOTHER 3 nursing home. After Mike gives them 50 DP for visiting him, he says: “A strange word appeared to me in a dream.” Lucas and Boney go to visit Mike in Old […]

China’s professional fart smellers, poop emoji hat, shades of brown toilet paper

April 5, 2018

I called Chrystal at work to confirm our plans for tomorrow, and we’re on! I also left a message with Chinese Eric in case he wants to come over to watch tonight’s game: the last home game ever for the Sedin twins! From Pete and FART Is A Four-Letter Word: “Professional Fart Smeller” is a […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 6! / Latinx is an absolutely unnecessary word!

February 19, 2018

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 6! From Reddit on February 17, 2018: “Latinx” is an absolutely unnecessary word! My ex-friend Daya would have agreed!

Creepy Easter Bunny 2! / Royalty?! / Sher’maurianna?! / Jeramie Torres?!

February 11, 2018

COFFEE TIME! Daya was also very sensitive about my opinion on the word “y’all” – at least white Eric took it well when I said that it made him sound like a Texas hick, since he knew I was obviously joking! “A great way to lose friendships and you’ve slammed my [FICTIONAL] sweetie and Southerners,” […]

Kymberghleah Hawkins?! / Janet Hamm?!

February 9, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Carolina at 4:30 today, and lost 4-1. From Reddit: Kymberghleah Hawkins?! From Julie: Janet Hamm?!

Uber drugs in the Tycoon Meteor, Carwen Joanna, walking through poison plants

February 9, 2018

After the Wind Shrine cutscene where all the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party members are imbued with the powers / jobs / abilities of all the elemental crystals, Galuf has this to say: “When we get back to Tycoon, I’ll show you all the uber drugs I found in the meteor!” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and […]

Don’t ever litter the litter! / Coffee and getting drunk!

February 8, 2018

From Legends of Localization: Alena, Cristo, and Brey go to the DRAGON WARRIOR IV town of Tempe. They get into the offering litter. “Don’t ever litter the litter.” “This is no time for puns, Shaman.” From Lost Pinup: Coffee keeps me busy until it’s time to get drunk.