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I’M DEAD, NOW WHAT? / Humorous office organizers! / Pet wine glasses! Meowsling!

January 26, 2020

Kobe Bryant died today in a helicopter crash! From Julie: A book called I’M DEAD, NOW WHAT?! From Julie: Humorous office organizers! Crap to file! Crap to shred! Friday is my second-favorite F-word! Too busy for bullshit now! From Julie: Pet wine glasses! Catwine! Meowsling!

Colored green dragons x3, APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY x4, glowing dragon bookmarks!

January 16, 2020

IT’S APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY 2020! From Julie: A colored green dragon! From Julie: A flying green dragon with Asian kids! From Holidays That Might Get Overlooked: A yellow-green dragon with a coffee mug saying, “Yeah, if you could just go ahead and appreciate us dragons today, that’d be great.” From Holidays That Might Get […]

Zoom! Blankets! Mine! Ladybug! Please! / Beckett’s balls! / CREATIVE CURSING?!

January 7, 2020

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:40 on a 401 to help with the kids, but decided to stop by the post office first to mail stuff to Steph and Joan for $4.38 only! It was sort of quick, no thanks to someone wanting to check out her post office box while mailing stuff! […]

Unicorns farting as a coloring book, poop emoji alien tattoo, ROYAL FLUSH GAME

January 7, 2020

I showered today. From Julie M. and Wish: Unicorns Farting coloring book?! IT’S A COINCIDENCE SINCE IT’S “PASS GAS DAY” TODAY ON JANUARY 7! From Pete and FART Is A Four Letter Word: This alien is tattooing another alien with a poop emoji, hahaha! “It’s a popular symbol from the 21st century. I believe it […]

Gildan socks and English being weird! (horror to horrific, terror to terrific)

January 3, 2020

After COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 9:40 AM for my 10:15 AM eye clinic appointment. As usual, I waited a while to be seen, and got out at 11:25. They had a black chick doing the eye exams, who admitted she was new AND didn’t read my file, AND “had” to dilate my […]

NO TRESPASSING! WE’RE TIRED OF HIDING THE BODIES! sign / Shedrick Bennett?!

January 2, 2020

I went out at 10:30 on a 401 to go to the Bay to get more on-sale Jockey underwear x3 (too many accidents), then to London Drugs to get an on-sale Reese’s holiday tray assortment with peanut butter bells / Santas / miniatures, a pack of 3 Scrub Daddy Sponge Daddy sponges, an Evercare mesh […]

Halee Rathgeber?! Like Hall-Ee or Halle Berry?! BAD HALEY SPELLING!

December 2, 2019

From Youtube: Halee Rathgeber?! If you are going to spell it that way, pronounce it like Halle Berry does, not as HAILEY or HALEY. BAD SPELLING! It also makes me think of Gerber.

Bison joke! Buffalo puns! / ENTER SANDMAN lullaby! EXIT LIGHT! ENTER NIGHT!

November 30, 2019

I had to do laundry today on the THIRD FLOOR, and had to go back down to my suite to grab actual cash money! UGH! The Canucks played Edmonton tonight at 7, and won 5-2! Mushroom soup! What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? “Bison.” Julie M. sent this […]

Vermont Curry! Lights! Blocks! / California banning MAN and bitch biscuits!

November 29, 2019

After COFFEE TIME and a phone call from Rishu which didn’t involve me going out to the boonies of Richmond and a risk of being LATE, I went out at 3:05 on a 401 to help with the kids, and I had Beckett’s stuffed Santa dog this time. I got to Marine Drive early and […]

Word Counter Tool / 36 and 24 is a pretty major age gap! / Maranda Johnson?!

November 22, 2019

Went to London Drugs at 3:15 on a 407 to get some cheaper Advent calendars x7, which I finally found in the form of on-sale $2 Windel Advent calendars. I’m not paying $9 for one, LINDT! I also got American Greetings Christmas stickers x5 (ornaments / cats / dogs / snowflakes / reindeer / winter), […]