Epixome
This is CRAZY LAND.

Archive for the ‘consumer whore’ Category

Rooster in a plant pot / Go and find another can! / Pre-fabricated wreckage

March 14, 2017

TODAY IS PI DAY! I called Hester this morning because my toilet flapper wasn’t working. She told me to please write her a note – DUH. At least she said a guy would come around lunchtime to look at my stove fan! They finally came by at 1:45 (that’s not lunch time!) and the guy […]

Stormglider dragon, no perverts in Onett, parking in the Onett library bathroom

February 15, 2017

Today is National Flag of Canada Day! It’s a good thing that I found my old Staples scientific calculator in my storage box, although I’m wondering how it ended up in there in the first place! 😀 I went out at 1:45 in the rainy weather to get bank envelopes from Royal Bank, browse Shoppers […]

Zombie unicorn, ancient discoveries on Neptune, the Magicant room, endless void

January 10, 2017

I found a bra in a storage box! Later, I went out at 1:15 to return the La Molisana pasta sauce at London Drugs, and got Katsuo Udon cup noodles, on-sale Lindt stracciatella chocolate truffles, on-sale Lindt extra dark chocolate truffles, Paul Newman roasted garlic Alfredo pasta sauce, Paul Newman marinara pasta sauce (both jars […]

Koka noodles, finally! / DUMPLINGS! / A flayed human skull antipasto platter!

October 26, 2016

Got up at 7 AM today for whatever reason, despite going to bed at 12:45! I paid my Shaw bill and hydro bill online today before Barry picked me up for food shopping at about 1:30. We went to both banks, then to Price Smart. I bought pink Excel gum x2, tomato / spicy sesame […]

Congee and inhaling! / Blackberry Creme! / The Red Orb at the Pirates Base!

June 25, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 8:10, and went to Snack Land for some more Ritter Sport bars because I am a CONSUMER WHORE: Limited Edition Himbeer Vanille (Raspberry Vanilla), Cookies and Cream, Limited Edition Coffee-Vanilla Creme, and Limited Edition Blackberry Creme. When I got to the house, Jon was still there, so I asked whether […]

Daddy?! / Ryvita and Krispy Kreme! / The problem with some breathing people!

June 11, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 8:15, just missing the 401. Thank goodness I managed to get the 3 bus even though it was a “not in service” bus, but on the way home, the dual 3 buses managed to confuse me again. Argh, Translink! Ayler was listening to music, and Hiero said “auntie, sit here” […]

Luminous body wash! / Harry Beard / Prissy?! / The first rule of Thesaurus Club!

April 16, 2016

EARTHBOUND walkthrough with commentary by Yoshiller – much better than 20 minutes of fanart at the end of a stream or fractured English, as in the Vinesauce Joel EARTHBOUND stream! I cancelled on Harmony again last night (via Facebook message this time) as I’m just barely beginning to feel better. Then I went to Shoppers […]

REJECTED pictures: Airplane Pig, Silly Hats Only, My Spoon Is Too Big, Sodium!

April 13, 2016

Say, do you want to go see a movie? I am feeling fat, and sassy! *blood spraying* Poopy’s taking his first steps! Oh, honey! Come quick! Poopy’s taking his first steps! My spoon is too big! (from Deviant Art) My spoon is too big! Why is my spoon so big?! Rabbit guy running from stuff […]

Yellow raspberry soap! / It’s “you are” fault / How to poo on a date

April 11, 2016

I had to go to the London Drugs at Olympic Village (1622 Salt Street) at 1 to get some on-sale Yellow Raspberry hand soap by Dial, since it wasn’t in Richmond. I took the Canada Line to Broadway Station, took the 9 Boundary to Kingsway (Kingsgate Mall – I took advantage of the Shoppers Drug […]

New value pack of storage containers! / Weed arrested for marijuana possession?!

February 22, 2016

Steph got back to me, saying that Wednesday or Friday worked this week, so I chose Wednesday after 3 PM. She definitely doesn’t want to get peed on by Ayler, that’s for sure! When I went out at 12:30 to return the Rubbermaid 28.3 litre storage container I got last week at London Drugs, I […]