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Stuart is DEAD! / Pasinetta Prince (Passion-etta), Mulan, and Tonera?!

April 16, 2019

It’s so fitting that I’m listening to Radiohead’s KARMA POLICE right now! Carol told CANUCK NATION a minute ago that her racist ex-husband Stuart has just died from his three different kinds of cancer. I’m sorry that she’s feeling sad, though. I guess I can take him off my Block List now… From Youtube: Pasinetta […]

Moxie Crimefighter, Jermajesty, Apple Martin, Pilot Inspektor, and Billion?!

March 8, 2019

I was woken up at 5 AM by a loud piercing noise from across the street. Ugh, construction… no wonder “a loud piercing howl” is a Runaway Dog enemy attack in Earthbound… COFFEE TIME x2! I also learned that this construction will be 24/7 till the end of May… they’re an exemption to the noise […]

Abe Saffron, Golden Tate, Lane Johnson, Adryenne Marshall, and LuCreitia Mingo?!

January 27, 2019

From AUSTRALIAN FAMILIES OF CRIME: Abe Saffron?! Like the spice?! From Julie: Golden Tate is a Wide Receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles?! From Julie: Lane Johnson is an Offensive Lineman for the Philadelphia Eagles?! Lane is okay, but pair it with Johnson and reverse it… Johnson Lane could be a street name, man! From Julie […]

My Galloglass dragon looks like Norman Reedus?! / Fanny Chmelar the skiier?!

January 31, 2017

According to Meaww’s “Who’s your lookalike?” quiz, my Galloglass dragon looks like a smoking Norman Reedus. Weird! Julie S. found that out on July 11. From Reddit: Fanny Chmelar?! (fanny smeller)

Lando Calrissian Young, York peppermint pretzel sandwiches, Inspector Gadget

December 2, 2016

From Reddit: Lando Calrissian Young?! From Mikki: Snyder’s of Hanover makes York peppermint pretzel sandwiches?! I WANT SOME! In THE MYSTERIOUS MINE, Trae is in 1988 New York City. Inspector Gadget joins his party temporarily, and they get to talk to Rakim.

I can’t keep drinking like this! / TravelJohn disposable urinal / Washing hands

November 3, 2016

THE CHICAGO CUBS BEAT THEIR 108-YEAR-OLD CURSE LAST NIGHT BY WINNING THE WORLD SERIES! 😀 Chinese Eric actually emailed me last night, but he wants to come over on Saturday afternoon. Yay. (sarcasm) I went out at 12 (just missing the 401) to the liquor store so I could get two True Tap bottle opener […]

THE MYSTERIOUS MINE Enemies, #1-85!

October 17, 2016

These are all the enemies I could find in THE MYSTERIOUS MINE hack of EARTHBOUND. It’s initially set in 2006 in Orange County, Virginia. Then it goes to different cities and eras. I used this Youtube playlist by Starman Guy as a walkthrough. The password code for the Lumine Hall-like area is SLEDGE OF DOOM. […]

Shemales, dentist Dr. Ronald Toothman, Dr. Allan Doctor, Judge Igor Judge

September 7, 2016

According to some dumbshit shemale named Kyle on Reddit, I cannot categorically say that my brother and some of his male friends whom I’ve known for 35 years at most are not biological males because I have never seen their penises or testicles. Biological males “do not exist” and are “pageantry.” What?! He is way […]

Weird baby names: Ikea Dagless, ESPN Montana Real, and Vista Avalon Simser

August 11, 2016

I was tired of my huge WordPress draft slowing down for whatever reason, so I moved it over to a Notepad document for now. Much faster! It’s too big for Draft.com and Evernote! From Reddit: Ikea Dagless?! From Reddit: ESPN Montana Real, ESPN McCall, ESPN Curiel, and ESPN Blondeel?! From Reddit: Dev Orion Simser (DOS) […]

Reese’s chocolate by the maxipads, awesome morning energy, the guillotine

July 24, 2016

I discovered that Stella Huang (from 2006 Awana) unfriended me on Facebook, just when I was going to wish her a happy birthday, too. Okay, then! I also decided to try out Vizzed again after actually installing the VCC++ Runtime for their plugin, and gave up on CHRONO TRIGGER again. Stella Huang: From Mikki: Reese’s […]