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Archive for the ‘2012’ Category

Turd Baby is a store?! / Toilet Kool Koozie! / Abraham Smutz?! / Aletha Reed?!

November 7, 2017

From Engrish: There’s a store called Turd Baby?! From Jazmin and Neatorama: The Toilet Kool Koozie! Are you looking for a polite way to tell someone that you do not approve of their choice of canned beverage? You need the Toilet Kool Koozie from the NeatoShop. This reusable and easy-to-clean drink holder makes it perfectly […]

Kiki Lee Badman, Dasanti Wimalaratne, Franka Hensen, Ieuan Evans, Non Thomas

October 24, 2017

The Canucks played the Wild at 5 today, and won 1-0! From Not Always Right: Kiki Lee Badman?! Reminds me of BATMAN! From Not Always Romantic: Dasanti Wimalaratne?! That definitely reminds me of Dasani water, hahaha! From Not Always Learning: Franka Hensen?! Stretch it out a bit and it could be Frankenstein! Ieuan Evans and […]

2012 Mayan calendar freakout / Slightly unclean and not very tasty cookies!

October 12, 2017

Helen Claire Andrus tried adding a XENIA account on Facebook – DENIED! Eric Ho actually emailed me in among all those problems to say that his supervisor said that he might be on standby for Saturday evening. DON’T YOU HAVE LEEWAY OR A FUCKING LIFE AFTER WORK?! I took a shower today. From Barbara Ratcliff: […]

SHORTIE LIKE MINE, Journei Green, Tiberius Winchester, Ricky van Wolfswinkel

August 30, 2017

I discovered that David Ho had unfriended me, too! From Buzzfeed: SHORTIE LIKE MINE: Addicted to how we kick it?! From Julie and JUDGE JUDY: Journei Green?! That’s not even a name spelled correctly… From Not Always Working: Tiberius Winchester?! From Buzzfeed: Ricky van Wolfswinkel?!

Government branches! / Mail and email in 2001 vs. 2011! / Grim Vermeiren?!

August 11, 2017

“You Are the Judicial Branch” You have a well-developed sense of right and wrong, but you are always open to changing your mind about the details. You have a very rational mind. You never judge until you learn all of the facts and context for something. You are good at seeing issues in full. You […]

Love In The Time Of Cholesterol?! / MANIFOLD DESTINY?! / 450 Facebook friends!

July 28, 2017

LOVE IN THE TIME OF CHOLESTEROL?! MANIFOLD DESTINY?! The one! The only! GUIDE TO COOKING ON YOUR CAR ENGINE?! I’ve made 450 Facebook friends! Andrea in 2007, Chrissy in 2008, Julie S. in 2008, Holly in 2011, Pete in 2012, Dustin in 2013, Mikki in 2013, Michelle S. in 2014, and John Powell in 2015!

Canada’s sesquicentennial: 150 years! / Highway to hell / Homemade crap dip!

July 1, 2017

I got up at 8 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! HAPPY CANADA DAY! 150 YEARS OLD! YAY FOR THE SESQUICENTENNIAL! From Aaron: Canada 150! From Janina and Rebel Circus: The fact that there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. From Julie […]

Hearing ears and mouths, Gavin Danger / Everley Darling Russell, a MARIO room

May 31, 2017

I noticed that Chinese Eric – of all people – had called me at 7 last night, so of course I called him back and got his voicemail. Oh well. Then Barry called me to see whether I’d fixed my computer speakers yet. Yes, I had. Now that’s enough people interaction for me currently! From […]

Bad Minoru Aquatic Centre parking! / Impossible recovery of 64,661 magic points!

May 23, 2017

I discovered that Daniel M. (sinsorium) had unfriended one account on Facebook, but not XENIA. That makes the untagging process easier! At 3:30, I went shopping at London Drugs (just managing to catch the 407) for a new plug-and-play Logitech M100 optical mouse (to hopefully solve the cursor-jumping and cursor-drifting problems / the laser precision […]

Name of the Year 2017, ShamSports Names, 2012 and 2014 Olympics! (263 names)

April 14, 2017

Kobe Buffalomeat?! Now, that’s a manly name! Marvin Gay plays basketball?! Jordair Jett?! Reminds me of Air Jordans… Nelson Mandela plays basketball?! Keene Cockburn?! Peter Jurkin?! Lady Grooms?! Gang Wang?! Mangisto Arop?! Storm Clonch?! Typhoon Dusk Nurse?! Drake U’u?! Stanley Titsworth?! Kara Bonenberger?! I know my brother and sister used to know sisters named Alyssa […]