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Nicolas Cage and toilets! / Wiping a poop marker! / Stupid pooping haircuts!

October 25, 2017

From CuyaDK’s Discord server: Nicolas Cage is watching you when you go to the toilet! From Andy Dwyer and Reddit: Sometimes when I wipe… I’ll wipe and I’ll wipe and I’ll wipe and I’ll wipe… a hundred times. Still poop, still poop. It’s like I’m wiping a marker or something. From Julie: Stupid haircuts for […]

2012 Mayan calendar freakout / Slightly unclean and not very tasty cookies!

October 12, 2017

Helen Claire Andrus tried adding a XENIA account on Facebook – DENIED! Eric Ho actually emailed me in among all those problems to say that his supervisor said that he might be on standby for Saturday evening. DON’T YOU HAVE LEEWAY OR A FUCKING LIFE AFTER WORK?! I took a shower today. From Barbara Ratcliff: […]

Chelsea Gravil, Michaila Eshelman, Alison Steiner, Andrewina McCubbin, Josh Dull

August 25, 2017

Today is Humility Day! I sent Kevin an email earlier to wish him a happy birthday, OF COURSE! From Not Always Right: Chelsea Gravil?! Reminds me of Gravol, hahaha! Apparently, Chelsea Gravil is in a relationship with someone named Michaila Eshelman. That’s not how you spell MICHAELA! From Not Always Right: Alison Steiner?! Reminds me […]

Zakiya, Savieon, JaQuan, Centil, Shawnika, Tarnesha, Shamell, Romeikie, Candra

August 16, 2017

UGH! I just had to kill at least one more insect crawling on my computer desk! Zakiya / Tarwaskia / Andre’ / Savieon / JaQuan / Dana’ / Centil / Shawnika / Tarnesha / LaTonya / Romeikie / Shamell / Candra?! Ah, ghetto names…

Your name in the periodic table, 70% of citizens supportive, Bozo as an outline

June 16, 2017

While looking around for some stuff earlier today, I found a Christmas-themed envelope with Teunis’s name on it, plus a Percy Jackson and Olympians: The Lightning Thief DVD box. I was going to throw those out, but decided to ask Andrew M. if Teunis might actually like it returned to him. I know how I’d […]

Can Holding In A Fart Kill You? / Squatting for pooping! / Toilet seat scale!

April 7, 2017

From Julie: Can Holding In A Fart Kill You? From Julie: Can Holding In A Fart Kill You? From Candy and Time 4 Learning: Are You Pooping Wrong? In a 2003 study, 28 healthy people volunteered to time themselves doing their business in three alternate positions: sitting on a standard toilet, sitting on a low […]

Yu-Man Tu, Dragonfield Park, having fun in bed, Prestia, destroyed Allegard

February 9, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Columbus at 4 today, and won 3-0! From Andrew C. and Viral Bee: Yu-Man Tu?! (your man too?!) In WARRIOR DRAGON, the hero finally makes it to Dragonfield Park after rescuing a kid in the Dracoburgh Cave. “Welcome to Dragonfield Park” says the sign. In WARRIOR DRAGON, the Dragonfield Park […]

Marsupial, Tu Hat, Yu Gatbans (Han), Eva Green, Aga Doo, On Lee Wan, Will Gowan

January 4, 2017

The Canucks played Arizona at 7 tonight, and Vancouver won 3-0! A penalty shot, the first shutout for us, and a five-game win streak! From Julie’s friend Rachel, who saw this at a Chuck-E-Cheese: Marsupial?! From Andrew C. and Viral Bee: Tu Hat?! (too hot) From Andrew C. and Viral Bee: Yu Gatbans (Han)?! [you […]

2016 Yearly Recap!

December 31, 2016

This is the 2016 Recap. Fitting for the last day of the year, no? JANUARY * Eric Ho came over unexpectedly to watch half of the Canucks-Ducks game, and bought a Chicken Caesar pizza from Pizza Hut for us, but screwed up the order and my address in the freezing weather. [Jan. 1] * Eric […]

Airhorn prank, Flying Men in BOZOBOUND Magicant, complicated winter jackets

December 7, 2016

Mom said that she and Dad could pay a lot of the $160 passport fee if I waited for her outside Dr. Ruby’s office at the early hour of 9:45 AM or if they picked me up at 9 AM. I opted for the latter, given the current state of the weather around here. She […]