Archive for the ‘andrew’ Category

Thou art surely missing thy brain! Dragonlord’s grandson! / Curtisha Morning?!

December 31, 2017

In DRAGON WARRIOR II, the party goes to Charlock Castle and meets the Dragonlord’s grandson. He offers them some advice if they will defeat Hargon, the arch-nemesis of the game. If the player says NO, this is his response: “Thou art surely missing thy brain. But it is up to thee.” Curtisha Morning?! Advertisements

Andrew Getting, Derek Knocke, Kimberly Coast, Shalla Radiolady, Tifany Eldridge

December 28, 2017

I got some of the most Swedish candy ever in the mail today from Katherine K. AKA cactus_rs – Bilar candy cars and Polly butter toffee / chocolate / vanilla candy! (“except black licorice – UGH!”) Isabella (med_cat) also mailed me a Christmas card and smiley face stickers / a snowflake sticker / a snowboarding […]

Nicolas Cage and toilets! / Wiping a poop marker! / Stupid pooping haircuts!

October 25, 2017

From CuyaDK’s Discord server: Nicolas Cage is watching you when you go to the toilet! From Andy Dwyer and Reddit: Sometimes when I wipe… I’ll wipe and I’ll wipe and I’ll wipe and I’ll wipe… a hundred times. Still poop, still poop. It’s like I’m wiping a marker or something. From Julie: Stupid haircuts for […]

2012 Mayan calendar freakout / Slightly unclean and not very tasty cookies!

October 12, 2017

Helen Claire Andrus tried adding a XENIA account on Facebook – DENIED! Eric Ho actually emailed me in among all those problems to say that his supervisor said that he might be on standby for Saturday evening. DON’T YOU HAVE LEEWAY OR A FUCKING LIFE AFTER WORK?! I took a shower today. From Barbara Ratcliff: […]

Chelsea Gravil, Michaila Eshelman, Alison Steiner, Andrewina McCubbin, Josh Dull

August 25, 2017

Today is Humility Day! I sent Kevin an email earlier to wish him a happy birthday, OF COURSE! From Not Always Right: Chelsea Gravil?! Reminds me of Gravol, hahaha! Apparently, Chelsea Gravil is in a relationship with someone named Michaila Eshelman. That’s not how you spell MICHAELA! From Not Always Right: Alison Steiner?! Reminds me […]

Zakiya, Savieon, JaQuan, Centil, Shawnika, Tarnesha, Shamell, Romeikie, Candra

August 16, 2017

UGH! I just had to kill at least one more insect crawling on my computer desk! Zakiya / Tarwaskia / Andre’ / Savieon / JaQuan / Dana’ / Centil / Shawnika / Tarnesha / LaTonya / Romeikie / Shamell / Candra?! Ah, ghetto names…

Your name in the periodic table, 70% of citizens supportive, Bozo as an outline

June 16, 2017

While looking around for some stuff earlier today, I found a Christmas-themed envelope with Teunis’s name on it, plus a Percy Jackson and Olympians: The Lightning Thief DVD box. I was going to throw those out, but decided to ask Andrew M. if Teunis might actually like it returned to him. I know how I’d […]

Can Holding In A Fart Kill You? / Squatting for pooping! / Toilet seat scale!

April 7, 2017

From Julie: Can Holding In A Fart Kill You? From Julie: Can Holding In A Fart Kill You? From Candy and Time 4 Learning: Are You Pooping Wrong? In a 2003 study, 28 healthy people volunteered to time themselves doing their business in three alternate positions: sitting on a standard toilet, sitting on a low […]

Yu-Man Tu, Dragonfield Park, having fun in bed, Prestia, destroyed Allegard

February 9, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Columbus at 4 today, and won 3-0! From Andrew C. and Viral Bee: Yu-Man Tu?! (your man too?!) In WARRIOR DRAGON, the hero finally makes it to Dragonfield Park after rescuing a kid in the Dracoburgh Cave. “Welcome to Dragonfield Park” says the sign. In WARRIOR DRAGON, the Dragonfield Park […]

Marsupial, Tu Hat, Yu Gatbans (Han), Eva Green, Aga Doo, On Lee Wan, Will Gowan

January 4, 2017

The Canucks played Arizona at 7 tonight, and Vancouver won 3-0! A penalty shot, the first shutout for us, and a five-game win streak! From Julie’s friend Rachel, who saw this at a Chuck-E-Cheese: Marsupial?! From Andrew C. and Viral Bee: Tu Hat?! (too hot) From Andrew C. and Viral Bee: Yu Gatbans (Han)?! [you […]