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Leprechaun with green beer! / Airhorns in class! / Kiss me, I’m Highrish!

March 17, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Stars at 4 today… the game went into overtime and a shootout after Vancouver gave up ANOTHER 2-0 lead. At least the Canucks WON 3-2 this time! A leprechaun with green beer and four-leaf clovers: Happy St. Patrick’s Day! From FML: Today, I fell asleep in class. As a […]

Funny toilet rules! / Airhorns literally scaring the shit out of somebody!

February 28, 2019

From Julie: Toilet Rules: If you lift it up, put it down. If it runs out, replace it. If you miss it, wipe it. If you’re finished, flush it. If it smells, spray it. GENTLEMEN: Stand closer! It may be shorter than you think. LADIES: Please remain seated for the whole performance. From Andrew: An […]

Felico’s birthday dinner! / Adding people to the list of who can kiss my ass!

September 23, 2018

When Andrew M. came over at 11 AM to do the computer case swap, I definitely gave him the parking pass. We talked about the microwaves, wiping the dirty counter (I did 90% of it myself with a sponge), Ziploc bags, bowls, screws, Teresa, wires, cables, personal drama, my router not working for an Internet […]

THE HOT WATER IS BACK ON! / Lola Honeybone?! / Peytrien and Atl?! / Angelia?!

August 19, 2018

Today is National Hot and Spicy Food Day! THE HOT WATER IS BACK ON AS OF 7:15 PM – YES! Lola Honeybone?! From Julie: Peytrien?! I almost misread this as PLAYPEN! From Julie: Atl?! That’s not a name; that is random Scrabble tiles! From Julie: Angelia?! Just ONE MORE LETTER to make it Angelica! SO […]

Andrew and his last $50! / Chassity is NOT A NAME! / Atlas?!

August 13, 2018

Today is Left-Handers Day! Andrew M. came by after work (not tied up in Coquitlam) to pick up his final $50 payment of $300 for the computer payment schedule started in May, and the computer work done in late June. What a time these past three months have been, especially with Jimmy and everything! Andrew […]

Pee before you leave! / It was not a joke! / JOY and GOOD TASTE dumplings!

July 25, 2018

GOOD TASTE dumplings / DIM SUM! GOOD TASTE dumplings: Beef and Vegetable, Cabbage and Chicken, Cabbage and Pork, Pork and Chive, Pork and Celery! GOOD TASTE dumplings: Pork and Celery! GOOD TASTE dumplings: Pork and Chive! GOOD TASTE dumplings: Beef and Vegetable! GOOD TASTE dumplings: Cabbage and Chicken! GOOD TASTE dumplings: Cabbage and Pork! JOY […]

Playing bagpipes! / Shaka Licorish?! / Brystol?! / Breana?! / KK and Tyheem?!

July 14, 2018

Today is Bastille Day! From Andrew M.: Would you believe it? My neighbor was knocking on my door at 2:30 AM this morning… Luckily, I was still up playing the bagpipes! Shaka Licorish?! From Julie: Brystol?! BRISTOL already shouldn’t be a name… BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Breana?! What was wrong with Brianna?! From Julie: KK?! […]

Andrew and chairs! / Jimmy and arguing! / Helping with my three nephews!

July 12, 2018

Yesterday at 5:55 PM, Andrew M. called me unexpectedly to ask if I was still looking for a computer chair. I said yes, and he said that there was a free and clean green one at 730 Cambie in Richmond, but it seemed like it may need a bit of vacuuming. He couldn’t get it […]

Farting isn’t contagious! / Keerstyn Taafe?! / Keaundra?! / Nica?!

July 7, 2018

Pooping at the library, aw yeah! From Andrew M.: It’s a good thing farting isn’t contagious like yawning is. That would be terrible for everybody. Kelli E. has a Facebook friend named Keerstyn Taafe?! BAD SPELLING of Kirsten or Kirstin! From Julie: Keaundra?! Also, 51 and 27 is a HUGE AGE GAP! From Julie: Nica?!

Monitor woes, again!

July 6, 2018

When I got up today at 7:15 AM, I found that my computer wouldn’t go off Hibernate Mode for some reason – I even did a hard reboot of the thing! Then I thought it was possibly the monitor going screwy AGAIN like it did in late April. I went back to bed to rest […]