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Tennyson Jacobson, a toilet seat as a dinner plate, XKCD comic on baby names

June 27, 2017

From CrimeInc8 and YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: Tennyson Jacobson?! My dad uses a toilet seat to put his plate on while he watches TV. From Matt A.: An XKCD comic (#1011) on baby names! “13 Names for daughter: Ponzi, Eeemily, Fire Fire, Chipotla, Astamouthe, Eggsperm, [sound of record scratch], Parsley, Hot’n’Juicy Ann, Ovari, Friendly, Sean (pronounced […]

Farting and poop coming out! / Hamza Yousfi?! / Joseph Bark?! / Emily Warning?!

June 26, 2017

Since I was up at 6:55 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! This baby says, “I farted and a little poop came out. So what?” From Slimjet User Group: Hamza Yousfi?! His profile says he’s from Tunisia, but I don’t know if that’s an actual legitimate Tunisian name! From Not Always Right: Joseph Bark?! […]

Finally getting together with Chrystal at Menya! / A T-cup bra from Reddit!

June 9, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 6 to meet Chrystal at the Broadway Station London Drugs. She definitely appreciated her 35 index cards for her 35th birthday, the Rose and Robin solid chocolate 200g Easter bunny, the giant Dreamworks Trolls milk chocolate heart, the two Christmas Mix packs of Coconut / Red Apple / […]

Chrystal calling to postpone again! / Panromantic polyamorous special snowflake!

May 25, 2017

Chrystal gave me a surprise phone call at 8:35, saying that she knew we were supposed to meet up tomorrow, but work has been absolutely crazy since a supervisor resigned. Luckily for Chrystal, she’s not the new supervisor! We finally figured out a new date to meet up: Friday, June 9 at the usual place, […]

Calling Chrystal, Uncle Lee’s green tea, new bath mat, getting a new girlfriend

May 1, 2017

At 12:35, I called Chrystal to see when a good time would be for us to get together this month. The move apparently did not go smoothly last week, as Emily’s still organizing a bunch of stuff at both places. I didn’t mind meeting at the end of the month, as it gives me more […]

Alabama Vest, worthless ill-informed opinions, melatonin, no art gallery pass

April 23, 2017

Since I was up at 6:45 AM today, it was COFFEE TIME! Then I made a post in r/vancouver asking if anyone wanted my Vancouver Art Gallery pass which expires on the 30th. I don’t think Eric Ho is actually available even though I sent him two emails about it. Someone from Reddit named Jamie […]

Uterus refreshing itself, period blood on hands, MOTHER 3 translation gibberish

March 31, 2017

I called the pharmacy next door to see if I could refill my prescription. Sure, if there isn’t a problem. Then I called Chrystal at work to see when a good time would be to get together. Apparently, Emily and Mike are moving, so April is a pretty busy month. I made a note to […]

ELF! / Night-time stuffiness beam gibberish / The BOZOBOUND party being stuck!

December 15, 2016

I had coffee today because I got up at 7 AM – YUCK! You Are Emily You are a warm-hearted and selfless person. You do what you can to help others, even when it isn’t fun. You aren’t obsessed with Christmas, but you still make everyone’s holiday bright – just by being you. You are […]

Emily Hornett specializes in insects?! / The Oxford comma is important, yo!

October 19, 2016

I got my hydro bill in the mail, almost a week earlier than I expected it! This will help me next Wednesday, because I don’t have to remember to save around $70 in my bank account to pay that off. From Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader: Emily HORNETT specializes in INSECTS?! From Reddit: This is why […]

HYPERBOUND Information!

October 8, 2016

I also found this Youtube playlist by northbydefault. DO NOT USE IMPORTANT ITEMS LIKE THE PASSPORT AND THE NEWS CLIPPING!