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Calling Chrystal, Uncle Lee’s green tea, new bath mat, getting a new girlfriend

May 1, 2017

At 12:35, I called Chrystal to see when a good time would be for us to get together this month. The move apparently did not go smoothly last week, as Emily’s still organizing a bunch of stuff at both places. I didn’t mind meeting at the end of the month, as it gives me more […]

Alabama Vest, worthless ill-informed opinions, melatonin, no art gallery pass

April 23, 2017

Since I was up at 6:45 AM today, it was COFFEE TIME! Then I made a post in r/vancouver asking if anyone wanted my Vancouver Art Gallery pass which expires on the 30th. I don’t think Eric Ho is actually available even though I sent him two emails about it. Someone from Reddit named Jamie […]

Uterus refreshing itself, period blood on hands, MOTHER 3 translation gibberish

March 31, 2017

I called the pharmacy next door to see if I could refill my prescription. Sure, if there isn’t a problem. Then I called Chrystal at work to see when a good time would be to get together. Apparently, Emily and Mike are moving, so April is a pretty busy month. I made a note to […]

ELF! / Night-time stuffiness beam gibberish / The BOZOBOUND party being stuck!

December 15, 2016

I had coffee today because I got up at 7 AM – YUCK! You Are Emily You are a warm-hearted and selfless person. You do what you can to help others, even when it isn’t fun. You aren’t obsessed with Christmas, but you still make everyone’s holiday bright – just by being you. You are […]

Emily Hornett specializes in insects?! / The Oxford comma is important, yo!

October 19, 2016

I got my hydro bill in the mail, almost a week earlier than I expected it! This will help me next Wednesday, because I don’t have to remember to save around $70 in my bank account to pay that off. From Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader: Emily HORNETT specializes in INSECTS?! From Reddit: This is why […]

HYPERBOUND Information!

October 8, 2016

I also found this Youtube playlist by northbydefault. DO NOT USE IMPORTANT ITEMS LIKE THE PASSPORT AND THE NEWS CLIPPING!

COLINBOUND 2: INFINA’S INVASION Enemies, #1-183!

September 8, 2016

These are all the enemies I could find in the COLINBOUND 2 hack of EARTHBOUND. It takes place in summer 2007. To cure being bubble-ized, depression / dejection, or curses, GO TO SARA BUFFALOE AT THE HOSPITAL! I used this EARTHBOUND walkthrough as a more accurate guide. Note to self: DO NOT USE THE LOCKPORT […]

Lunch with Chrystal at Mucho Burrito! / Wine coming out of the sink!

March 28, 2016

I left at 12:55 to meet Chrystal at Broadway Station. Of course I had her birthday card, on-sale (fudge) Cadbury eggs for Easter, and on-sale President’s Choice chocolate bars (dark chocolate / milk chocolate with caramel pieces) for her birthday. I got there at 1:20, and had to wait for a while. Unlike Mike, I […]

Poprah, Steph Curry, Phyllis Mangina, Dick Stroker, Dick Dong Wang, Dong Wang

March 24, 2016

Vancouver played Nashville at 5 today, and at least snapped their record goalless drought by having a 2-0 lead. Nashville scored twice in the third period to send the game to overtime and then a shootout, however… then they won 3-2. Ugh. Poprah?! Steph Curry?! Steve would be an acceptable nickname for a Stephen… Phyllis […]

Steele-Bowles, Short-Lane, Kohn-Pullen, and other bad hyphenated names!

March 2, 2016

Steele-Bowles! Short-Lane! Kohn-Pullen! Gentle-Gurley! Gay-Cox! Rider-Moore! Green-Wille! Mann-Butts! Moist-Box! Dickie-Peters! Stout-Johnson! Fedder-Good! Wright-Tingle! Hazard-Dick!