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Floppy disks, Salsitas chips, no staying longer, good meatloaf, and nephew time!

May 15, 2017

I had to go out in the torrential rain (just managing to get a 401 AND a Waterfront train) for my THIRD family function (Mother’s Day / Mom’s birthday) in a calendar week: WAY TOO MUCH FRIGGIN’ FAMILY TIME! So of course I had to have coffee at 3:15 before going out at 4:30 to […]

Another Wo’s dinner: Yee mein, green beans, pork, and questions about numbers!

May 8, 2017

Since Steph was in town for some weird RCMP reason and we obviously had a family dinner at Wo’s for this, it was COFFEE TIME for me at 3:45 before I left at 4:30! I STILL GOT THERE EARLIER THAN EVERYONE ELSE! (despite trying to book it up the stairs at Brighouse Station AND accidentally […]

Name of the Year 2017, ShamSports Names, 2012 and 2014 Olympics! (263 names)

April 14, 2017

Kobe Buffalomeat?! Now, that’s a manly name! Marvin Gay plays basketball?! Jordair Jett?! Reminds me of Air Jordans… Nelson Mandela plays basketball?! Keene Cockburn?! Peter Jurkin?! Lady Grooms?! Gang Wang?! Mangisto Arop?! Storm Clonch?! Typhoon Dusk Nurse?! Drake U’u?! Stanley Titsworth?! Kara Bonenberger?! I know my brother and sister used to know sisters named Alyssa […]

Thomas BACON arrested in an assault about SAUSAGE! / Broccoli, mushroom, walnut

April 9, 2017

Ayler called me again at 12:50 to ask what time I’d be eating lunch and what time I’d be finished eating, so I told him that I’d be eating pasta at 1:30, but I’d have to make it first. Then Hiero said that he’d had a pink and white and red cupcake today: nice! Harmony […]

The Cannibal Café! / Shit just got real here! / Germany sexual harassment

March 22, 2017

After more COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:15 to make it to Jon’s so we could go the Cannibal Café before his worship practice, and definitely made it by 4 even after grabbing a curry beef bun from Kam Do Bakery. By that time, the boys were just getting up from an attempted nap. […]

Harmony’s birthday dinner! Stout, cheese, the time, train rides, and more!

March 19, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 5:10 to make it to Oakridge in time for Harmony’s family birthday dinner. Of course I had the limited-edition ketchup Doritos chips, a birthday card, the Lindt white chocolate truffles, and the Bija direct trade organic chocolate x2 (Peruvian Incaberry / Cayenne and Wild Ginger) for Harmony’s birthday. When […]

Universal Cosmic Destroyer, explosions and waffles, (double) GIFTMEN party

March 11, 2017

Mom emailed us and actually let me choose the date for Harmony’s birthday dinner (sarcasm), but she wanted me to get back to her ASAP. What’s the big rush? At any rate, I chose the 19th because there’s a hockey game on the 26th against Winnipeg. Then SHE chose the time even though I said […]

Leap year birthdays and stupid fruitless expeditions!

February 27, 2017

After MORE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 4:25 to attempt to find Wo’s Restaurant. Nobody was there when I found it, so after waiting for ten minutes, I went right back home again. Not my fault that you people are a bunch of late-comers, so of course I called Steph and gave her a […]

Campbell’s soup, tortellini, beef pot roast, melatonin, and Nourish Bowls!

February 23, 2017

I finally changed my Gmail signature this morning! No, my parents and some other email contacts are NOT good friends of mine! Old: “Congratulations! You have received this email because you are most likely a friend of mine in good standing. If you feel that you’ve received this message in error, please contact me by […]

Farewell and happy birthday to Steph! No stupid laundry detergent assumptions!

February 19, 2017

COFFEE TIME AGAIN! I went to Delta at 2:10 for Steph’s farewell / birthday dinner. Havarti was excited to see me, Fraser wanted to watch DORY for a bit on TV, and then Fraser called me “A-ma.” He is definitely communicating more now! (“mama / mo / yeah / no” plus gibberish) Harmony noticed his […]