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La Royce Lobster-Gaines?! / Duran Porrino?! / Kolleen?! / Morning Li?!

July 16, 2018

Jimmy FINALLY decided to unblock me and send me a message, saying that he’d fucked up royally and completely – NO SHIT! Later, I fielded an email from Mom about a dinner at Wo’s, but she didn’t include a date! I had to call Dad to find out that the dinner was on SUNDAY the […]

Farting isn’t contagious! / Keerstyn Taafe?! / Keaundra?! / Nica?!

July 7, 2018

Pooping at the library, aw yeah! From Andrew M.: It’s a good thing farting isn’t contagious like yawning is. That would be terrible for everybody. Kelli E. has a Facebook friend named Keerstyn Taafe?! BAD SPELLING of Kirsten or Kirstin! From Julie: Keaundra?! From Julie: Nica?!

Declaration of Independence due date! / 600-pound burger! / Mike Diaper?!

July 4, 2018

From Janet, AKA ghost_light: A sign outside El Arroyo in Austin, Texas! “Crap, that’s due tomorrow?” – Thomas Jefferson, July 3, 1776 From Rock 101: The world’s largest burger was cooked on July 4, 2011. 600 pounds or six hundred pounds! Mike Diaper?!

Eight overweight heirs mug, Discord grammar errors, mailing stuff to Corey

November 27, 2017

I went out at 10:30 this morning on a 401 and mailed Christmas cards / Vancouver postcards / various stickers to Steph / Lisa / Fraser / Henry / Havarti, Paul Classy, Shiv in Germany, Mandy B. (dazzamre), Julie (julie709), Kitty (bornwitch / dutch_kitty), Kelli (neonrose5), Mandy B. (dazzamre), Corey (dwcorey), and Jimmy… that cost […]

Tahnee Brown, Catherine Tree, Carsten Beyer, Eietyoung Kemp and an underwear gun

November 21, 2017

During COFFEE TIME this afternoon, I went to the pharmacy next door (propping the side door open with my mop bucket since I didn’t want to go around to the front door in the rainy weather) to pick up my newest birth control prescription, Minestrin! It came in two thin wallet-like pouches, which definitely is […]

Amethyst Felidae-Thompson, Machete Tigre, Keilidh Mandissa Hicks, Kelline Blake

November 10, 2017

From Not Always Right: Amethyst Felidae-Thompson?! From Not Always Right: Machete Tigre?! Unfortunately, he’s a furry… From Not Always Right: Keilidh Mandissa Hicks?! That’s not even how you spell CEILIDH! Unfortunately, she’s a furry, too! From Not Always Learning: Kelline Blake?!

Chrystal calling to postpone again! / Panromantic polyamorous special snowflake!

May 25, 2017

Chrystal gave me a surprise phone call at 8:35, saying that she knew we were supposed to meet up tomorrow, but work has been absolutely crazy since a supervisor resigned. Luckily for Chrystal, she’s not the new supervisor! We finally figured out a new date to meet up: Friday, June 9 at the usual place, […]

Nailling-Martin, Wu-Woo, Leonard-Skinner, and other bad hyphenated names!

August 27, 2016

Nailling-Martin! Wu-Woo! Leonard-Skinner! Guetter-High! Lemon-Balls! Knutt-Rekker! Funk-Meister! Daly-Leake! Cox-Kiser! Fedder-Good! Dye-Breeden! Flok-King! Dickie-Peters! Eaton-Titlow! Casanova-Bonin!

LITERALLY, tasty ass crackers, taking up space on the sofa, sexy text messages

July 26, 2016

This CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS comic is from Wesley: “And when I heard the news… it literally crushed me.” “It LITERALLY crushed you?” “Yes, it literally crushed me. Every single bone in my body was shattered. I had to undergo severe surgery and physical therapy.” “Hah, yeah, I’m sure.” “You don’t believe me? You’re killing me. […]

The Princess, the world’s largest Starbucks frappuccino, Amethyst Kelly, reading

July 12, 2016

From Lucas: The Princess! World’s largest Starbucks frappuccino from 125th and Lenox in New York! Amethyst Kelly?! I’m not addicted to reading. I can quit as soon as I finish one more chapter.