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Chinatown, Wisconsin?! / Karen on 911 ensuring Kyle’s death va shooting!

November 26, 2019

I attempted some packing – the backpack is fine for now, but the suitcase’s handle is off?! UGH! Chinatown, Wisconsin?! From Ryan B. and My middle finger has a boner: Karen was cleaning Kyle’s rifle and accidentally shot him. She calls 911. “It’s my husband. I’ve accidentally shot him, I’ve killed him.” 911 Operator: “Please […]

A dog found Cory BODILY’s BODY parts?! / No fucks to give, but a rat’s ass!

November 23, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Washington this morning at 9:30 AM because of “lovely” East Coast scheduling. The game went to overtime plus a shootout, and Bo Horvat scored to give the Canucks a 2-1 SHOOTOUT WIN! From Youtube: A dog found Cory BODILY’s BODY parts?! HAHAHAHA! From Not Always Right: I’m all out of […]

Beaver Lick, Kentucky?! / Victoria’s Seafood and vaginas! / Ryan Dresser?!

October 27, 2019

It’s a licking theme or coincidence today! O’Tasty pork / vegetable / black mushroom dumplings, JOY lamb and onion dumplings, sriracha sauce, Allen’s Malt Vinegar, and Western Family soy sauce! Beaver Lick, Kentucky? From Julie M. and Short Bus Window Lickers 3: Stop spraying perfume on your vagina – take a shower! Out here smelling […]

$40 hot dog leggings?! / Jada as Jay Duh, Ci’Ona, Ontario, and Nana as Naw Naw?!

October 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, the EcoClean cleaner came at 11:30 AM today, saying that it was a busy day and people didn’t show up. Oh no! At least I remembered to tell her about the area under the sink! Total vacuuming, sink cleaning, and some minor tidying and dusting and wall cleaning by 1:20 – woo! […]

Copper dragon brooch with bad spelling! / DRAGON HAT! / Fire dragon hoodie!

August 13, 2019

Today is Left-Handers Day! From Julie M. and Etsy: A copper dragon brooch with garnet eyes! Also, “MATALLIC” is BAD SPELLING! DRAGON HAT! From Ryan B. and Crazy Skull: FIRE DRAGON HOODIE!

Happy Tau Day! Double Pi Day! / Grammar Nazi / Mallex Smith?! / Wynter Turner?!

June 28, 2019

I went to the eye clinic at 9:45 on a 401 (which I got just in time) for the six-week followup today at 10:45 after COFFEE TIME (20/30 vision is a good improvement even if I can’t read fine print), then had lunch at Yaohan before seeing Rachel at the Caring Place for the last […]

Urban Meyer is SO NOT A NAME!

October 8, 2018

Today is Thanksgiving! From Reddit and r/askwomen: Urban Meyer?!

Ryker / Fuzzy / Imani / Eldridge / Shelona?! / Cordell Jr. / Namaurie / Imani?!

July 24, 2018

From Julie: Ryker?! As in Rikers Island, but misspelled?! BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Fuzzy?! From Julie: Imani?! From Julie: Eldridge?! From Julie: Shelona?! From Julie: Cordell Jr. / Namaurie / Imani?!

STAR WARS Use The Force toilet decal – funny! / DOES IT FART? Animal flatulence!

April 14, 2018

From Julie M. and Wish: STAR WARS “Use The Force” toilet decal – funny! From Gizmodo and the r/hockey Discord server: DOES IT FART?: THE DEFINITIVE FIELD GUIDE TO ANIMAL FLATULENCE! Finally, there’s a book about which animals fart!

Dragon Caves! / Class change! / Rat Tail and courage! / Bhutan dragon flag!

April 8, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Lipton tea from my apartment. The teabag string is too short and wants to swim in the hot tea! NO! Thank goodness I didn’t buy it! The SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE party (Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad) finally makes it to the Dragon Caves. They see this wandering […]