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Uncle Ben’s long wild herb rice, Tylee Ryan, Orrin cyborg, CreeAnn Pleggenkuhle

May 21, 2020

TODAY IS DEFENESTRATION DAY 2020! Uncle Ben’s Long Grain and Wild Herb rice! From Julie, Reddit, and r/TrueCrimeDiscussion: Joshua is obviously fine, but Tylee Ryan?! Kid, you have a bad mother, too! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Orrin says he’s a cyborg from the year 2050?! Funny React Couch reaction video via James. From […]

Mistaking kindness for weakness, unsolved murder article, Billie’s 2011 birthday

March 23, 2020

Eric M. says he has a spare 500-watt power supply if needed – PHEW! However, that doesn’t explain the keyboard and mouse freezing! From James: This purple dinosaur (Barney?) is mistaking this rhinoceros’s kindness for weakness. From Ryan B. and My middle finger has a boner: I’m going to cut out a bunch of newspaper […]

What’s Your Cupid Name? / Reddit NHL Valentine‚Äôs Day cards, 2020 edition!

February 14, 2020

From WFLA News Channel 8: What’s Your Cupid Name? Happy Love Wings?! Finally found the 2020 NHL Valentine’s Day cards by searching “NHL Reddit Valentines” – the guy’s username is Oeuvre! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day 2020 to Anaheim Ducks fans! (Ryan Getzlaf) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day 2020 to Arizona Coyotes fans! (Phil Kessel) […]

Chinatown, Wisconsin?! / Karen on 911 ensuring Kyle’s death va shooting!

November 26, 2019

I attempted some packing – the backpack is fine for now, but the suitcase’s handle is off?! UGH! Chinatown, Wisconsin?! From Ryan B. and My middle finger has a boner: Karen was cleaning Kyle’s rifle and accidentally shot him. She calls 911. “It’s my husband. I’ve accidentally shot him, I’ve killed him.” 911 Operator: “Please […]

A dog found Cory BODILY’s BODY parts?! / No fucks to give, but a rat’s ass!

November 23, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Washington this morning at 9:30 AM because of “lovely” East Coast scheduling. The game went to overtime plus a shootout, and Bo Horvat scored to give the Canucks a 2-1 SHOOTOUT WIN! From Youtube: A dog found Cory BODILY’s BODY parts?! HAHAHAHA! From Not Always Right: I’m all out of […]

Beaver Lick, Kentucky?! / Victoria’s Seafood and vaginas! / Ryan Dresser?!

October 27, 2019

It’s a licking theme or coincidence today! O’Tasty pork / vegetable / black mushroom dumplings, JOY lamb and onion dumplings, sriracha sauce, Allen’s Malt Vinegar, and Western Family soy sauce! Beaver Lick, Kentucky? From Julie M. and Short Bus Window Lickers 3: Stop spraying perfume on your vagina – take a shower! Out here smelling […]

$40 hot dog leggings?! / Jada as Jay Duh, Ci’Ona, Ontario, and Nana as Naw Naw?!

October 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, the EcoClean cleaner came at 11:30 AM today, saying that it was a busy day and people didn’t show up. Oh no! At least I remembered to tell her about the area under the sink! Total vacuuming, sink cleaning, and some minor tidying and dusting and wall cleaning by 1:20 – woo! […]

Copper dragon brooch with bad spelling! / DRAGON HAT! / Fire dragon hoodie!

August 13, 2019

Today is Left-Handers Day! From Julie M. and Etsy: A copper dragon brooch with garnet eyes! Also, “MATALLIC” is BAD SPELLING! DRAGON HAT! From Ryan B. and Crazy Skull: FIRE DRAGON HOODIE!

Happy Tau Day! Double Pi Day! / Grammar Nazi / Mallex Smith?! / Wynter Turner?!

June 28, 2019

I went to the eye clinic at 9:45 on a 401 (which I got just in time) for the six-week followup today at 10:45 after COFFEE TIME (20/30 vision is a good improvement even if I can’t read fine print), then had lunch at Yaohan before seeing Rachel at the Caring Place for the last […]

Urban Meyer is SO NOT A NAME!

October 8, 2018

Today is Thanksgiving! From Reddit and r/askwomen: Urban Meyer?!