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Baguette with a face! / Macho Gay Love musical magic! / Christon’s Mega Tower!

September 25, 2017

Christon emailed me the photos from last night at 8:30 AM, so I spent time uploading and tagging them as appropriate! I also posted them in Fearsome for Laurie, of course. From Julie S. and Tumblr: Why is this woman holding a baguette with a face?! Bartz has the SING ability in FINAL FANTASY V […]

Syldra as Beano from another planet / Living in a monster’s intestines 50 years

September 21, 2017

COFFEE TIME! Christon sent me an Evite to a potluck-style Sunday birthday dinner for him and Jeremy, which I automatically RSVPed to without checking the date. Now I have, and it’s October 1 – no hockey conflicts! Maybe I’ll just pick up a cake from Buy-Low for the Gwei-Loh right before dinner. The Canucks had […]

Crazy Canuck Drive in Whistler / Ass-Monkey 3000 / Square, Enix and DRAGON QUEST

September 18, 2017

Eric T. posted this on his Facebook page in 2011: Crazy Canuck Drive in Whistler, BC! Bartz and Lenna are at the Tycoon Meteor at the start of FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. He tells her, “My name is Ass-Monkey 3000, but my friends call me Bartz for short.” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris make it […]

Lord Galuf dropping a deuce in my toilet! / Shitting a whole moogle! / Food deprivation!

September 17, 2017

At Bal Castle, Cara wants to go on the hiryuu dragon to rescue the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party from Moogle Forest. This soldier puts up only token resistance. “Lord Galuf dropped a deuce in my toilet the other day, and I’m still working on plunging the thing.” At Bal Castle, Cara wants to go […]

Wine, Ninja Wolf, Blaine Higdon, Dorgann, Lawrence Zureaud, Galuf Raise The Roof

September 13, 2017

“Your Wine is Cabernet” You are a resilient and successful person. You have a lot of willpower, and you are more resistant to stress than most people. You truly appreciate the finer things in life. You are always on a hunt for the best; second place is a disappointment. You have a strong sense of […]

Jachol and Jack Hole! / Lonely Wolf and the Jachol Cave! / Seath Jackson?!

September 9, 2017

This morning, it was time to put my shorts away and put another blanket on the bed. Then Jon decided to act like an entitled person, thinking that I could just bus to Commercial Drive from Richmond on my birthday, and threatening me that the kids wouldn’t be there if I insisted that the dinner […]

Entry not being permitted, game chronology, events following a certain order

August 14, 2017

Since I got up at 8 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! I later showered and did laundry. “You Should Wear Brown Sunglasses” You are very down to earth, and your fashion choices are very classic. You don’t mind paying more for quality pieces. You are smart and savvy. You wear sunglasses not only to complete […]

Sarisa killing her mother / Speaking Al Bhed / I AM ERROR / Melody similarities

August 10, 2017

Today is National Smores Day! Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris make it to Castle Tycoon in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. They meet the tutor Jenica, who can be in two places at once. “Sarisa was Lenna’s older sister. At a young age, she killed her mother and disappeared forever.” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris get […]

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF collage screenshots: Drugs, sex, crabs, and farts!

July 19, 2017

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF screenshot collage #1: Lenna to her father King Tycoon: “Off to the crack-house again?” Captain Faris: “I just dropped a load… in my pants…” Boco the Chocobo: “Yeah, you best be getting your fat ass off me, biatch!” Lenna to Bartz: “I supoose you’ll want me to repay you with sexual […]

Black dragon breathing fire, FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF title screen, Kamala Harris

July 14, 2017

Today is Bastille Day! From Krista: Black dragon breathing fire! The FINAL FANTASY V Spoof Version 1.01 title screen! From Reddit: Kamala Harris?! Makes me think of camels!