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SNOW?! / FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF final time! / Jamir, Ja’Cori, and Jalecia?!

February 18, 2018

MORE SNOW?! DAMMIT, WEATHER! Final Time of FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF: 32 hours, 23 minutes! From Julie: Jamir, Ja’Cori, and Jalecia?! Reminds me of Amir, Jarmiroquai, and Felicia! Advertisements

Hiding things from black people! / A band called Dwarf Shit?! / Ivey is a name?!

February 13, 2018

It’s Mardi Gras today! Steph and Lisa offered to pay for my flights if I want to visit them in early April since she goes back to work on April 16. That sounds good to me! Also, I got an email from AWESOME Chinese Eric this morning, saying that he’d come home late last night, […]

Uber drugs in the Tycoon Meteor, Carwen Joanna, walking through poison plants

February 9, 2018

After the Wind Shrine cutscene where all the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party members are imbued with the powers / jobs / abilities of all the elemental crystals, Galuf has this to say: “When we get back to Tycoon, I’ll show you all the uber drugs I found in the meteor!” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and […]

All the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF jobs! / Mastering all the SPOOF jobs! / Vicks!

January 25, 2018

Melvin Berry unfriended me on Facebook because I told him not to fucking quiz me on esoteric WWII history knowledge or country music knowledge. Fine by me! Some Canucks fans, I swear! Talked briefly to both Steph and Myles on FB Messenger: Of course I’ll do what’s best for my health, and I knew Mom […]

Jenise Jenkins?! / Thimble of milk! / Cunt necklace! / Ex-friend Winnie Pang!

January 18, 2018

From NIGHTMARE NEXT DOOR: THE GIRL IN THE BOX: Jenise Jenkins?! (the Colleen Stan kidnapping case / Cameron and Janice Hooker kidnappers) That’s an… interesting… twist on Denise… Thank God my child put this milk jug back in the fridge in case I find a recipe that calls for a thimble of milk… said no […]

Chewin’ McGregor / Barrier, Mr. Z, unpitied fools, and unchallenged jibba-jabba!

January 12, 2018

COFFEE TIME! I finally got a Christmas card from Kitty (bornwitch) in the mail today, so that was good! The Canucks played Columbus at 4 today, and finally won a game in 2018…. JAKE INTO THE EMPTY NET FOR A 5-2 WIN! I plan to shower later, too. Julie wanted to share an 8Memes video […]

Thou art surely missing thy brain! Dragonlord’s grandson! / Curtisha Morning?!

December 31, 2017

In DRAGON WARRIOR II, the party goes to Charlock Castle and meets the Dragonlord’s grandson. He offers them some advice if they will defeat Hargon, the arch-nemesis of the game. If the player says NO, this is his response: “Thou art surely missing thy brain. But it is up to thee.” Curtisha Morning?!

Winter frost dragon! / Sweet Christmas! / Jumping Christmas! Adamantite!

December 18, 2017

From Krista: Winter frost dragon! From Newfiebangaa: Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris go underwater to meet Sage Ghido in Galuf’s World after getting the submarine. Bartz pokes the turtle a bit because it’s fun, then the turtle says, “Would you quit that?” Lenna, Bartz, and Faris jump back. Bartz says, “Sweet Christmas, it’s a talking […]

Surgate Ghetto: Joys of Cooking with Soylent Green, Tzepish, Jack the Ripper!

December 10, 2017

The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to Surgate Ghetto. The soldiers ask them who they are. “Galuf Halm Baldesion. I believe you have six warrants for my arrest.” Apparently, criminals are treated like royalty there, but they still hate Jews like Faris! The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library […]

Doctor Plant joining the party! / A cool epee sword from the wall of Bal Castle!

December 4, 2017

Steph let me know that their Christmas card and stickers arrived in the mail today, so that’s great! I left at 3:45 to make it to Jon’s by 4:30. Knocking on the door since I heard noise from inside, I heard Hiero wonder if it was me. I said yes, Hiero laughed, and Ayler opened […]