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OH REALLY? owl Enlarged and GIF! / Entitled TJ Brule / Champs Sports Granville

August 24, 2020

TJ Brule in the “other” message folder on Facebook: “Fuck off, troll, no wonder you’re single.” ??? Why send me a friend request, then? Who sends a message like that to someone who doesn’t respond quickly enough to their friend request? I’ll tell you: A STUPID ENTITLED IDIOT! I called Champs Sports at 897 Granville […]

Coronavirus dump 2: 2020 being hell, lockdown orders, no contact, etc. (16 pics)

August 8, 2020

Fuck going all the way to check out Kwong Chow’s new temporary patio with the family! It’s not even legal to have more than six people at a table! From Julie: I was out shopping and pretended the one-way arrows on the floor were speed boosts from MARIO KART. So it only made sense to […]

Chili, blocks, broccoli, and mango pudding / SESAME STREET muppet generator

March 10, 2020

It’s MARIO DAY today! After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:10 on a 401 to help with the kids. Surprisingly, I just managed to get the 3 despite the elevator buttons not responding to my commands. I got to the house at 4:10 despite an electric scooter not knowing how to maneuver smoothly on […]

Hands On Children Museum?! Dog and Cat Repair?! / Small and big DUMPSTER FIRES!

March 10, 2020

It’s MARIO DAY today! The Canucks played the Islanders tonight at 7, and won 5-4 in overtime and the SHOOTOUT just now! Thanks, refs… From Julie and Anorak UK: Hands On Children Museum?! Dog and Cat Repair?! From Discord: A small dumpster fire! From Discord: Dumpster fire emote, enlarged!

Fuzzy blue toilet seat cover and 2002 memories! / Coronavirus? NO SHITTING!

March 10, 2020

It’s MARIO DAY today! 😀 From Julie and 22 Words: Lord, no! Hey, we all love a comfortable toilet seat, so the idea of using a toilet cover shouldn’t be so shocking. But this… this is an affront to all that is good in the world. If that’s a fuzzy blue toilet seat cover, I […]

No-Name Halloween 2019 tagging! / What’s Your Monster Movie?

October 31, 2019

From Julie: No-Name Halloween 2019 tagging! Michael the Contractor, Small Fish Woman, Alive Toy, Garbage Troll, Hulking Maniac, Private School Child with Stick, Cheese Pervert, and Space Dog. From Gregg’s for Halloween 2013: What’s Your Monster Movie? Beware! The Disco Hairy Werewolves!

Leesa Nascimento?! BAD SPELLING OF LISA! / Re’Mano Campbell?! APOSTROPHE!

August 11, 2019

I showered and did laundry tonight. From Youtube: Leesa Nascimento?! BAD SPELLING OF LISA! From Youtube: Re’Mano Campbell SENIOR, whose nickname is the juvenile Ray-Ray?! His sister-in-law is called Satania, too… and I always misread it as RE’MARIO.

TOO HOT / Dr. Trentington Outhouse? / Folorunso Fatukasi? / Key’vantanie Coutee?

July 21, 2019

Today is National Ice Cream Day, again! I showered today. It’s 27 degrees and it’s 6 PM! Now THIS is finally summer weather! From Julie M. and 102.7 WEBN: Remember that level in SUPER MARIO 3 where the sun is trying to kill you? That’s today. Dr. Trentington Outhouse?! Folorunso Fatukasi?! Key’vantanie Coutee?!

Paulo coming over for noodles and ginger ale! NO SPICY! / G’Mario Charleston?!

April 18, 2019

Paulo let me know yesterday that he could come over tonight for noodles and ginger ale, which totally worked for me! Definitely no alcohol after last Friday for him, especially not with the stated effects on his body and liver! Today, he said he could come over around 8 unless that was too late – […]

Harmony’s EARLY family birthday dinner! / DRAGON HOODIE! / Red sweatshirt

March 10, 2019

It’s MARIO DAY today! I had to leave really early after DOUBLE COFFEE TIME because I had to walk to Brighouse station – thanks, endless sewer upgrades and construction! I had the on-sale Lindt chocolate bars (Caramel and Sea Salt / Lime Zest) for Harmony’s EARLY family birthday dinner at Como Taperia! (early in more […]