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Doritos Dinamita! / Stupid people making you squint… / Vegemite beef jerky?!

April 26, 2019

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I left at 11:30 for my 1 PM appointment at the Burrard eye clinic. Damn construction and detours! I got there at 12:40 no thanks to a crowded 6 Davie bus with one stroller / two walkers / old people, but STILL had to wait an hour to be seen for […]

Paulo coming over for noodles and ginger ale! NO SPICY! / G’Mario Charleston?!

April 18, 2019

Paulo let me know yesterday that he could come over tonight for noodles and ginger ale, which totally worked for me! Definitely no alcohol after last Friday for him, especially not with the stated effects on his body and liver! Today, he said he could come over around 8 unless that was too late – […]

NO MORE ASHA NOODLES! / Peeps coffee creamer and Peeps cereal?! / Jersey Ip?!

April 15, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: I’m banning ALL Asha noodles from my apartment because they’re way too mushy when cooked properly, and they are NOT spicy as advertised! Went to the library briefly today to delete a whole bunch of things. Woo! From Cuya’s Discord server: Peeps International Delight coffee creamer for Easter 2019?! From Cuya’s Discord server: […]

Wings at Moxie’s? Sure, why not? / English and tough thorough thought on a mug!

April 1, 2019

Brian and Holly seemed to be making plans for $4 wings at Moxie’s tonight, so in a moment of rare spontaneity, I decided to join them, Paulo, and Darryl. Turns out Jeremy and Jeff were invited too, but that was okay. I thought Brian was giving Paulo a ride too, but I guess not. At […]

Ugley, Essex, England?! / BABOON METAPHYSICS?! / STRIP AND KNIT WITH STYLE?!

March 13, 2019

Facebook was down ALL DAY – I thought it was just me, but NOPE! Luckily, it came back for me just in time for the hockey game! The Canucks played the Rangers at 7 tonight, and won 4-1! Tyler Mott scored two goals 11 seconds apart, the game had back-to-back five-minute major penalties, and we […]

Jergens lotions! Mi Goreng chips! / MARIO mushrooms, blocks, and flowers!

February 6, 2019

I went out in the freezing weather at 2:15, just managing to get the 401, no thanks to the perpetual construction zone around here! Went to London Drugs to get a replacement for the Vaseline MEN lotion, where the stereotypical cologne scent lingers for HOURS – PRODUCT WARNING! I noticed that Jergens moisturizers were on […]

Oat milk, Oasis juice, Sharpies trips x2, and Roberta! / 50 WAYS TO EAT COCK?!

January 24, 2019

I had COFFEE TIME after a useless morning trip to London Drugs for a specific set of Sharpies, but I did see Roberta while wasting my time. Barry picked me up at 1 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got “free” store brand bottled water x12 thanks to it being on the […]

This restroom on the Highway HAS to be a ramen shop! / The Impeccable Pig!

January 13, 2019

The day started early because we all went to church – a poppyseed bagel for breakfast suited me fine. No more MINECRAFT or HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON from last night, that’s for sure! It was cold and foggy this morning, but least it wasn’t snowy or rainy! I snuck into the church sanctuary and […]

The real dangers of cannabis: Fries, pizza, bacon, and burger all together!

December 11, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place, then rushed home later, getting home at 4 on the third Brighouse 401, NO THANKS to a non-existent 407! The Canucks played the Blue Jackets at 4 today, and came from behind to win 3-2 on a […]

MOTHER 3 Trivia Cards 1 to 4! THIS GAME STINKS! / Salad, cake, and food recalls!

December 6, 2018

The Canucks played Nashville at 7 tonight, and won 5-3! ELIAS PETTERSEN HAD A GOAL ON A PENALTY SHOT! I showered today. Trivia Card 1, which is yellow! “A card with an obscure trivia question on it. Try using it on human enemies.” The question was “What was the slogan for EARTHBOUND?” The correct answer […]