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Samyang curry terrorist noodles, OREGON TRAIL coronavirus, SHE and HER

April 1, 2020

Overpriced lemon-mint hand sanitizer! It’s April Fools Day 2020 today. UGH! I went out at 5:35 on a 407 to do some shopping at London Drugs. Then I got NEW All Clean lemon-mint spray hand sanitizer for $2 cheaper than the pharmacy next door, on-sale Natural Choice multi-purpose printer paper, on-sale HERSHEY’S cookies and cream […]

Jetson Car and Rosie Robot 2020, Kris Kross wiggity whack, hot spicy Mi Goreng

March 29, 2020

From Julie: Everyone is wanting a Jetson Car in 2020. Not me. I want Rosie the Robot to clean my house. From Julie: Kris Kross was right. This shit really is wiggity wiggity whack. Mi Goreng hot and spicy noodles! Mi Goreng hot and “spicy” noodles with soup this time!

Knorr Parmesan Pesto, Czech instant noodles, Fireball selfie, Knorr Butter Herb

March 24, 2020

I reminded Chinese Eric that we could text each other while the coronavirus pandemic is going on, especially since he has lupus and is automatically at a higher risk. He seemed to agree, texting back “yesyes! 😀 Won’t come over till playoffs or 2020-2021 season!” Gotta love good friends! Knorr Parmesan Pesto Sidekicks! Vifon beef […]

Chalupa tombstone?! / Canucks 50th / Honey Garlic Noodles! / Michelle dead now?!

March 17, 2020

It’s St. Patrick’s Day 2020 today! I went out at 1:50 to get 1.14 litres of regular Bailey’s from the liquor store, 3 pounds of Parkay margarine / Cinnamint, Fresh Mint, and Spearmint Mentos gum x3 / 300 Mead index cards / NEW limited-edition Olympic Dairy raspberry-cranberry yogurt from Price Smart, and six more on-sale […]

Full moon and a lunar eclipse! / Hop Bottom, Pennsylvania?! / Plastic cake box!

March 13, 2020

From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: Lucky or unlucky? March 13, 1998, was a Friday the 13th with a full Moon and a lunar eclipse. It’s Friday the 13th today! I showered and did laundry this morning, then made reservations at the Cascade Room for tomorrow. Julie M. was on vacation and saw this map […]

Vagina-having children?! WHAT THE HECK?! / Knorr Teriyaki Noodles Sidekicks!

February 28, 2020

Since Chinese Eric confirmed that he is coming over tomorrow, I went to Shoppers at 5:15 on a 401 and bought President’s Choice Smokey Bacon and Chive quiches, Reser’s Main St. Bistro signature mashed potatoes, and President’s Choice meat lasagna. $26 every few months isn’t that bad, and I already have chips galore here! Got […]

CANDY IS DEAD NOW?! / 2X Spicy Samyang noodles! / Kyler?! Tyler and Kyle?!

February 26, 2020

Got up this morning and checked Facebook to see that Kelly had posted in the Our Place Facebook group. CANDY / PHOENIX IS DEAD NOW OF A HEART ATTACK IN HER SLEEP?! WHAT THE FUCK! SO SAD! 2X Spicy Samyang Fire chicken terrorist noodles with sesame seeds! From Julie: Kyler is Cory and Jennifer’s son?! […]

Stories, falling asleep, miso soup, Leap Year Day issues! / Weird Owl Yankovic!

February 18, 2020

Leap Year Day issues! February 29! After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:05 on a 407 to help with the kids… of course I just missed a 401! I still got to the station in enough time to kill time at both T and T (premium Shin Ramyun Black noodles, Palmolive Oxy Power Degreaser […]

Haleigh Cummings?! BAD SPELLING! / Climax, Pennsylvania?! / Chicken Mr. Noodles!

February 9, 2020

Hahaha, Cummings and Climax are an orgasm coincidence or theme today! From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Haleigh Cummings?! BAD SPELLING OF HAILEY OR HALEY! It’s the tenth anniversary on February 9 and February 10, too! Climax, Pennsylvania?! Mr. Noodles in chicken flavor!

In love, delicates, strawberry chiffon, Chinese mushrooms, insurance, pork blood

February 7, 2020

Hester’s husband Ni interrupted me at 1:20 today to investigate my lamp fixture / light bulb cover note. “No safety concern” and “that’s the one that came with the building?” and “I have to think”! AIYA! I also had to be an adult (again) since Auntie Vonnie texted me a couple days ago to say […]