HE LETS ME PICK HIS SEX HAT book, Merlin’s Discord fire, dead Samsung A8 phone

This WTF book title is from Reddit and James: HE LETS ME PICK HIS SEX HAT?! Dorothy Duinitt?! KISSTOBER?! Merlin’s Discord server icon: FIRE! FIRE! MERLAND! Fiery alphabet letters and numbers! MERLAND! Dave did this fiery Merlin banner! MERLAND! RIP, Samsung Galaxy A8 phone… it’s DEAD now?! Walter confirmed it.

Putting a turd in my pocket and not flushing it / You’re old as crap! POOP CAKE!

Today is Bad Poetry Day! Matt A. AKA Matt1993 says that Quiz Galaxy has also gone completely offline, like Garfield Minus Garfield. I assume the same is true of Quiz Heaven… Mike texted me today, too! Awesome! I fell for a very old 2008 April Fools Day joke on the MOTHER 3 Fangamer forums, since […]

Pooping birds! / Reddit Silver #6 Introversion! / Reddit Gold / Nudist Santa!

I’m relieved in more than one way right now! I finally heard from the terminally-idle Atheist at 4:30 PM, who said he “didn’t” send me a Discord message and then delete it since he “woke up late.” Okay, then. IS THAT A LIE OR A RED FLAG?! IS HE LYING TO AVOID GETTING INTO TROUBLE?! […]

Lactose intolerance Milky Way, Barilla Ready Pasta penne, squirrel with coffee

PRODUCT WARNING: No more London Lights daylight CFL light bulbs! THEY BREAK AND ARE NOT BRIGHT ENOUGH! PHILIPS LIGHT BULBS INSTEAD! Ni (Hester’s husband) came by at 1:45 in a mask to basically tell me that I had to replace the hallway light bulb myself or with “my helper – some guy.” Way to dodge […]

Obra S. Kernodle IV?! / Obi-Wan is NOT Jesus sharing! / Shontay and Dayshia?!

I showered today. Obra S. Kernodle IV?! Obi-Wan Kenobi is NOT Jesus! FAIL! From Julie: Shontay and Dayshia?!

Doctor Unheimlich, Q (Quilliper)

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withQCJephosis Cause: zombie attack Symptoms: seeing dead people, high blood-alcohol level, mild joint pain, vague electric shocks Cure: take four potions of extra healing every day before meals Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withQDotosis Cause: overconsumption of chicken Symptoms: […]

GoToQuiz still works! / What Superpower Do You Have?

After discovering that Quiz Galaxy, Quiz Universe, Blogquiz, Toys For Your Blog, Rum & Monkey, and Memegen don’t work (well), I was pleasantly surprised to see that GoToQuiz DOES! Well, without the percentage bars… .resBarOuter {width:75%;height:15px;padding:0;margin:0;background:#eee;border:1px solid #000;text-align:left !important;position:relative;} .resBarInner {text-indent:-9999px;height:15px;background:#d02;font-size:6px;line-height:6px;margin:0;padding:0;position:relative;background-image:linear-gradient(bottom,rgb(221,0,33) 40%,rgb(255,60,86) 74%,rgb(221,0,33) 100%);background-image:-moz-linear-gradient(bottom,rgb(221,0,33) 40%,rgb(255,60,86) 74%,rgb(221,0,33) 100%);background-image:-webkit-linear-gradient(bottom,rgb(221,0,33) 40%,rgb(255,60,86) 74%,rgb(221,0,33) 100%);background-image:-ms-linear-gradient(bottom,rgb(221,0,33) 40%,rgb(255,60,86) 74%,rgb(221,0,33) 100%);} .resBarM {width:35%;float:right;margin-right: […]

Random Cute Quote

What is your random cute quote? ‘The next time I have to come in here, I’m crackin’ skulls.’ – Principal Richard Vernon, The Breakfast Club

TWILIGHT, HARRY POTTER, IQ, love potions, and dirty minds

Are you Smarter than a Celebrity? X You scored HIGHER than Taylor Swift and George W. Bush, but LOWER than Kristen Stewart and Natalie Portman. Which Harry Potter Character Will You Give the Love Potion to? Do You Have a Dirty Mind? QuizUniverse.com

I am a responsible (if jealous!) adult / Name generators galore!

I’m jealous of certain people and their gifts! UGH! Since I am a responsible adult, I decided to check the status of my various bills, and sign up for electronic billing where appropriate. Good thing, since my phone reconnection fee wasn’t on my last bill! Now I am finally free of the money problems created […]