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Happy Birthday, Chinese Eric! / How To Love Yankees With A Clear Conscience?!

August 15, 2017

HAPPY 37th BIRTHDAY, CHINESE ERIC! Today is also Nephew #3 Fraser’s SECOND BIRTHDAY! Jon sent me a Facebook message about coming over tomorrow at about 12:15 since they could use my help in feeding and entertaining the kids before / during Jon’s teaching at 12:30. Ha! Good luck with feeding them lunch (or any meal, […]

Reyos Blackwood, Ryley Paulson, Sabra A. Ludwig, Sean Karp, Shailyn O’Neill

August 13, 2017

I started out my morning by trying – and failing – to kill a silverfish that was CRAWLING ON MY COMPUTER DESK AND ON ME! Luckily, I wasn’t wearing shorts! I bleached the desk later on, then promptly got a headache. Jon sent me an FB message to see if I could come tomorrow instead; […]

A Killer Pickup Line, Doug Kidney, Ohkanda Riki, Abhi Mayadam, Sarah Moray

July 21, 2017

Jon’s friend Jason Lyle added me to Facebook – what?! From Janina and Not Always Right: A Killer Pickup Line! “You’re pretty. You look like someone in my book on serial killers.” Noel has a Facebook friend named Doug KIDNEY, haha! From Not Always Working: Ohkanda Riki?! From Not Always Right: Abhi Mayadam?! From Not […]

Gold, silver, and bronze Sharpies! / Gibberish T-shirt / Dim sum lunch HI!

July 20, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I had to go out to celebrate Dad’s birthday – UGH! At least I got the Samyang 2X spicy Hot Chicken Flavor Ramen (chicken with a bomb!) noodles for Jon from Big Crazy, haha! To kill some time after leaving way early at 10:05 on a 407, I went to Shoppers and […]

Dawnette Sigmon?! / Made-up microaggressions / Darwin for a girl?! / Aniyah?!

June 25, 2017

From Julie and JUDGE JUDY: Dawnette Sigmon?! From Reddit on June 1, 2017: No, 2016ThrowAway0318, telling people that the black people in someone’s class are only there to meet a quota is NOT a microaggression! From Reddit on June 2, 2017: Stupid OP named PenelopeJames! Aniyah is not a valid name, especially if you heard […]

Crazy hatchet mugshot, a sign of NG things to come, a comma with grammar books

June 20, 2017

I discovered today that David Emery unfriended me on Facebook, which is fine. Man accused of chasing family member with hatchet: Take a look at the guy’s mugshot here! HAHAHA! From Steph: A sign of things to come! A sign of NG things to come! MUHAHAHAHA! From Julie: A comma with grammar books such as […]

Awkward Family Photos: 80s / 90s / early 2000s Edition! Manning Park and Gilroy!

May 21, 2017

Here I am at home with my coloring book and toys in July 1982! Jon’s first birthday in November 1982: Grandma, me, Jon, Mom, and Dad. The NG siblings in 1985! The NG siblings, Christmas 1985! Disneyland in 1992: me, Mom, Steph, Grandma, and Jon! Steph, Dawn, and me at the Steveston Salmon Festival on […]

Floppy disks, Salsitas chips, no staying longer, good meatloaf, and nephew time!

May 15, 2017

I had to go out in the torrential rain (just managing to get a 401 AND a Waterfront train) for my THIRD family function (Mother’s Day / Mom’s birthday) in a calendar week: WAY TOO MUCH FRIGGIN’ FAMILY TIME! So of course I had to have coffee at 3:15 before going out at 4:30 to […]

Another Wo’s dinner: Yee mein, green beans, pork, and questions about numbers!

May 8, 2017

Since Steph was in town for some weird RCMP reason and we obviously had a family dinner at Wo’s for this, it was COFFEE TIME for me at 3:45 before I left at 4:30! I STILL GOT THERE EARLIER THAN EVERYONE ELSE! (despite trying to book it up the stairs at Brighouse Station AND accidentally […]

Spoiled messy siblings, Nokia connocting poopie, FINAL FANTASY boss difficulty

March 29, 2017

From Janina and Rotten Ecards: Dear Mom, thanks for putting up with a spoiled / ungrateful / messy / bratty child like my sibling. Love, your favorite. From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Nokia connocting poopie! From JBook: FINAL FANTASY boss difficulty based on the boss music!