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Crazy hatchet mugshot, a sign of NG things to come, a comma with grammar books

June 20, 2017

I discovered today that David Emery unfriended me on Facebook, which is fine. Man accused of chasing family member with hatchet: Take a look at the guy’s mugshot here! HAHAHA! From Steph: A sign of things to come! A sign of NG things to come! MUHAHAHAHA! From Julie: A comma with grammar books such as […]

Awkward Family Photos: 80s / 90s / early 2000s Edition! Manning Park and Gilroy!

May 21, 2017

Here I am at home with my coloring book and toys in July 1982! Jon’s first birthday in November 1982: Grandma, me, Jon, Mom, and Dad. The NG siblings in 1985! The NG siblings, Christmas 1985! Disneyland in 1992: me, Mom, Steph, Grandma, and Jon! Steph, Dawn, and me at the Steveston Salmon Festival on […]

Floppy disks, Salsitas chips, no staying longer, good meatloaf, and nephew time!

May 15, 2017

I had to go out in the torrential rain (just managing to get a 401 AND a Waterfront train) for my THIRD family function (Mother’s Day / Mom’s birthday) in a calendar week: WAY TOO MUCH FRIGGIN’ FAMILY TIME! So of course I had to have coffee at 3:15 before going out at 4:30 to […]

Another Wo’s dinner: Yee mein, green beans, pork, and questions about numbers!

May 8, 2017

Since Steph was in town for some weird RCMP reason and we obviously had a family dinner at Wo’s for this, it was COFFEE TIME for me at 3:45 before I left at 4:30! I STILL GOT THERE EARLIER THAN EVERYONE ELSE! (despite trying to book it up the stairs at Brighouse Station AND accidentally […]

Spoiled messy siblings, Nokia connocting poopie, FINAL FANTASY boss difficulty

March 29, 2017

From Janina and Rotten Ecards: Dear Mom, thanks for putting up with a spoiled / ungrateful / messy / bratty child like my sibling. Love, your favorite. From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Nokia connocting poopie! From JBook: FINAL FANTASY boss difficulty based on the boss music!

Aljimo Invader fight glitch in JONBOUND! / Dragonfruit pizza!

March 26, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Winnipeg at 5 today, and lost 2-1. The JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey / Tomato) are fighting an Aljimo Invader in the Cave of the Past. If this glitch and others like it happen during those fights, I’m lucky that I’m strong […]

Harmony’s birthday dinner! Stout, cheese, the time, train rides, and more!

March 19, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 5:10 to make it to Oakridge in time for Harmony’s family birthday dinner. Of course I had the limited-edition ketchup Doritos chips, a birthday card, the Lindt white chocolate truffles, and the Bija direct trade organic chocolate x2 (Peruvian Incaberry / Cayenne and Wild Ginger) for Harmony’s birthday. When […]

Too many assholes! Not enough axes! / Soylent Green gibberish! / Tequila Matthew

March 15, 2017

It’s the Ides of March today! Mom tried emailing me for some hot pot meal, but I am not going to make it out. I don’t want to be in Vancouver by 11 AM, thanks! From Krista and Victory or Valhalla: Too many assholes! Not enough axes! In JONBOUND, Jon Otis tries to view the […]

A ship shipping ships! / Papaya?! / Casey and Tibetan gibberish! / Hedgamahog!

March 5, 2017

From Pete and George Takei: A ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships! From Julie: Alicia Douvall (some British celebrity) named her daughter PAPAYA?! When Casey and Tomato call Don Otis from the Tibet castle so he can save the JONBOUND game for them, he gets a lot of text gibberish! Jon Otis, Sarah Buffaloe, Joe […]

Lo Wang not being Xeria, not needing Mr. Gopher’s help, Sum and finding exits

March 2, 2017

IT WAS TIME FOR MORE COFFEE EARLIER! The Canucks played San Jose at 7:30 tonight, and lost 3-1. In COLINBOUND 2, Lo Wang and Madam Hex are on the way to Dark Wind’s Peak for Lo Wang’s trial. They get a phone call from Dawn of Save Inc. “Oh, is this Colin?” Lo Wang the […]