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Coronavirus dump 2: 2020 being hell, lockdown orders, no contact, etc. (16 pics)

August 8, 2020

Fuck going all the way to check out Kwong Chow’s new temporary patio with the family! It’s not even legal to have more than six people at a table! From Julie: I was out shopping and pretended the one-way arrows on the floor were speed boosts from MARIO KART. So it only made sense to […]

Stouffer’s Grilled Chicken Teriyaki / Coronavirus smelly farts! / THE THREE STOOGES!

June 1, 2020

BUSES ARE BACK TO NORMAL NOW THAT IT’S JUNE! I had a dream where I eventually threw a fit because a new person got a lot of attention (including chocolate ice cream cake), and then I left the room full of people (including Andrea and Chuck) because they were “nice” and baked me a HUGE […]

Chili, blocks, broccoli, and mango pudding / SESAME STREET muppet generator

March 10, 2020

It’s MARIO DAY today! After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:10 on a 401 to help with the kids. Surprisingly, I just managed to get the 3 despite the elevator buttons not responding to my commands. I got to the house at 4:10 despite an electric scooter not knowing how to maneuver smoothly on […]

Hands On Children Museum?! Dog and Cat Repair?! / Small and big DUMPSTER FIRES!

March 10, 2020

It’s MARIO DAY today! The Canucks played the Islanders tonight at 7, and won 5-4 in overtime and the SHOOTOUT just now! Thanks, refs… From Julie and Anorak UK: Hands On Children Museum?! Dog and Cat Repair?! From Discord: A small dumpster fire! From Discord: Dumpster fire emote, enlarged!

Santa Claus, Indiana?! / MR. TONY IS FULL OF BALONEY?! What a book!

October 25, 2019

I left at 1:20 on a 401 to see Rishu at Touchstone at 2:45, and got home at 4:50 on a 407. Man, I really needed to pee! I didn’t have time to close my apartment door! It was so windy outside that the wind practically blew me into the crosswalk at Richmond Centre, but […]

Callahan Walsh?! / Reymundo Mundo?! / Kawhi Leonard?! / Poutine pizza / Mullets

October 25, 2019

John Walsh does good work, but why did he have to name his son Callahan Walsh?! Reymundo Mundo?! From TSN: Kawhi Leonard?! ALMOST sounds like coffee… or a crow going CAW! CAW! From Julie M. and Only in Canada Memes: Poutine Pizza! Just in case you were bored of having unclogged arteries. From Vanessa, A […]

CORRECT MISPRONUNCIATIONS OF SOME SOUTH CAROLINA NAMES?! / Alethea is weird…

March 28, 2019

The Canucks played the Kings at 7 tonight, with Quinn Hughes making his NHL debut. The game went to overtime and a shootout, where Hughes slotted in as well. VANCOUVER WON 3-2! I showered today. From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: CORRECT MISPRONUNCIATIONS OF SOME SOUTH CAROLINA NAMES?! From Julie: Alethea? Is that Ale-Thea […]

YOU’RE! NOT YOUR! / Scratchy Bottom, Devon, England?! / Aeron, Deirdre, Nyisha?!

March 22, 2019

From Reddit and r/funny: YOU’RE! NOT YOUR! PNG and GIF! From the Daily Mail: There’s a valley named Scratchy Bottom near Durdle Door in Dorset, England?! From Julie: AERON?! BAD SPELLING OF AARON! From Julie: DEIRDRE?! BAD SPELLING OF DEIDRE! From Julie: Nyisha?! Makes me want to pronounce it as “En-Yisha”…

Harmony’s EARLY family birthday dinner! / DRAGON HOODIE! / Red sweatshirt

March 10, 2019

It’s MARIO DAY today! I had to leave really early after DOUBLE COFFEE TIME because I had to walk to Brighouse station – thanks, endless sewer upgrades and construction! I had the on-sale Lindt chocolate bars (Caramel and Sea Salt / Lime Zest) for Harmony’s EARLY family birthday dinner at Como Taperia! (early in more […]

Gold Peak Tea, sago pudding, enoki mushrooms, pig ears, a skull jack o’lantern

October 25, 2018

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got on-sale Western Family hot chili con carne, on-sale Silk (dark chocolate) almond milk x2, NEW on-sale Gold Peak Tea x5 (Lemon / Peach / Unsweetened Iced Tea / Green Tea / Raspberry), NEW on-sale […]