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Awiey Hernandez and Huquan Gavin, Hello Kitty Goodbye Kitty, ketchup and mustard

May 21, 2017

I felt like I could finally take a shower tonight, so I did. 😀 I’m definitely going to do my laundry in a bit, too. 😀 From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Awiey Hernandez and Huquan Gavin?! From Jazmin: Hello Kitty! Goodbye Kitty! The hole is her butthole! Written in ketchup and mustard: “We […]

Elaine, hot tea and hotties, cilli beep, carlic beep, peppar chicken

March 27, 2017

As planned, Elaine called me at 4:40 today. I was surprised to see a 603 area code / phone number, but I knew she was going to call. We talked about Steph, Ayler, Hiero, Fraser, her kid Josh, swimming lessons, her husband Matt, their getting together with a lot of Vancouver friends, Chuck and Andrea […]

Chuck Long the quarterback, the voices in my head, six minutes a day to pee

February 18, 2017

I scored a free red Roots Canada toque (size Small) by checking my mail at 6 tonight, so of course I took the opportunity to launder some towels and other winter hats along with it soon afterwards! The Canucks played Calgary at 7 tonight. Calgary scored with SIX SECONDS LEFT in the game to send […]

Marsupial, Tu Hat, Yu Gatbans (Han), Eva Green, Aga Doo, On Lee Wan, Will Gowan

January 4, 2017

The Canucks played Arizona at 7 tonight, and Vancouver won 3-0! A penalty shot, the first shutout for us, and a five-game win streak! From Julie’s friend Rachel, who saw this at a Chuck-E-Cheese: Marsupial?! From Andrew C. and Viral Bee: Tu Hat?! (too hot) From Andrew C. and Viral Bee: Yu Gatbans (Han)?! [you […]

What HAIRSPRAY Character Are You?

December 7, 2016

COFFEE TIME! You Are Corny Collins You are an all-around good person, and everyone naturally likes you. You have a certain undeniable charm. You are a good mediator and know how to bring people together. You don’t have to agree with someone to get along with them. You are progressive, but also a pragmatist. You […]

The Grim Reaper gets full-size Snickers! / Zombies in the Christmas manger

October 20, 2016

I’m excited to actually go to the Canucks-Sabres hockey game tonight with Steph as a birthday present! From Reddit: The Grim Reaper is not wearing a costume. He’s here to take this old lady’s soul. “Holy shit! Full-size Snickers! Never mind, Margaret, we’re good.” Janina sent this Pat Albright post to me! “Chuck? That’s just […]

Penne and chocolate! / POKEMON GO on toilet! / Choking on the devil’s cob?!

August 9, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 3:30 with my Ritter Sport Buttermilk Lemon chocolate pieces (which the boys seemed to like later on), and got there at 3:45 after stopping by Shoppers Drug Mart to buy some on-sale Chewy Chips Ahoy. A pair of shorts outside was blocking the door, but it was reasonable to dry […]

Vodka in a hairbrush, Minnie Cooper, Chuck Norris at Auto Zone, Cumming Cherry

June 14, 2016

Vodka in a hairbrush for those “special” days at the salon! Minnie Cooper?! Chuck Norris works at Auto Zone?! Cumming Cherry?!

Cleo Torres / Hearing what I’m thinking / What women really want in a man…

May 10, 2016

Cleo Torres?! Be honest – if people could hear what you are thinking, you would be in a mental hospital. From Julie: What women really want in a man…

Sneezing and coughing on your period! / Nerds, geeks, dorks / Sophie Wolfman

April 24, 2016

FindBar Tweak: I just found this one yesterday. Now when I’m looking for something in a Firefox page, I can figure out exactly how many of them there are, and they’re automatically highlighted! From Midge and Grammarly: “MAGIC: THE GATHERING? Wow… you’re really letting your nerd flag fly, eh?” “Actually, it’s a GEEK flag. Nerds […]