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Karmein Chan?! BAD SPELLING of Carmen! WONTON MEIN FOR EVERYBODY TODAY! WOO!

November 9, 2019

I went out at 2:25 to go to London Drugs: on-sale Kinder Joy eggs x2, Blistex lip balm x4 which have SHRUNK (Melon Medley / Berry Explosion / Triple Tropics / bonus Peaches and Cream), on-sale Cottonelle 36 MEGA Rolls of toilet paper x2 ($8.99 is better than $10.99 for 24!), on-sale Nacho / Pizza […]

Joe L’Official is an actual name?! / We have a place called Typical Noodles?!

October 21, 2019

In the morning, I told Jon that I had some cash, so I could still come tomorrow if they needed me. I went out at 2 to the pharmacy next door to get some Buckey’s Cough, Cold, and Flu medicine. Then I showered and did some laundry now that Hester says the elevator is FINALLY […]

Precious Orji?! / Ja’Wanah, Dujuan, Lazenda, and Jaxon?! / Eight serial killers!

September 10, 2019

Precious Orji?! From Julie: Ja’Wanah?! APOSTROPHE! From Julie: Dujuan?! From Julie: Tasha is obviously fine, but Lazenda?! From Julie: Jaxon?! From Nope and John’s True Crime Group: If you can name all eight of these serial killers, you need counselling.

Vinay PimplĂ© as Pim-PLAY?! / Gable Tostee and Warriena Wright?! Toasties?

August 20, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 11:10 on a 414 to see Sue, the housing manager at CHIMO. I saw a guy clapping his hands like a seal and slapping his knees on the shuttle bus, but he wasn’t wearing any headphones that I could see. What the heck?! Since I was going to […]

Truman Peyote?! / Sione Tikitaki?! / Andraez Greedy Williams?! / Josey Jewell?!

July 31, 2019

Turns out that the Halo Top ice cream I bought on July 11 was already expired with a date of June 10, so I ate it TODAY. Screw saving it for my September birthday! Truman Peyote?! Sione Tikitaki?! Andraez Greedy Williams?! Josey Jewell?!

Cheap reading glasses! / Stew beef noodles! / Z-Grip! / 1000 Touch toothpicks!

July 10, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I had to go out at 11:20 to meet Mom and Dad for my new reading glasses and some lunch. Mom wondered why I didn’t turn my cellphone on – why not save battery life if I don’t NEED it on all day? She wasn’t impressed when I told her that, but […]

Bad and Unique Baby Names 12! / Lakeitha Joseph?! Cati Blauvert?! BAD SPELLING!

July 2, 2019

Bad and Unique Baby Names 12! From Youtube: Lakeitha Joseph?! From Youtube: Cati Blauvelt?! BAD SPELLING OF KATIE!

Navarrow Ziyka?! What a stupid alterego name! It’s RIGHT THERE! NOT STALKING!

June 21, 2019

From Awkward Moments: Navarrow Ziyka?! Reminds me of the Second Narrows Bridge AND E.J. Navarro from Palmer and my junior high school years! From Facebook on March 18, 2019: No, Navarrow Ziyka… it’s NOT stalking if your account name is right there for everyone to see! YOU IDIOT!

Juatasha (Wa-Tasha) Denton-McCaster murdered and dismembered her husband Norman?! HOLY WOW!

June 8, 2019

My iron pills are variegated in color now! Old and new mixed together! I am also officially done with all my eyedrops for now! From Crime Watch Daily: Juatasha Denton-McCaster dismembered her husband Norman?!

Chaunthina Mills, Urijah Mills, Javonna, Que, Airiona, and Aubri?! WHAT THE?!

May 3, 2019

I left at 1:35 and just managed to get the 414 at the non-existent 56447 bus stop – PHEW! Went to London Drugs and bought on-sale limited-edition Lays Chips in Cheese Onion and Spicy Cheddar, on-sale McSweeney’s Premium Jerky and Meat Snacks Canadian Maple pork jerky, on-sale McSweeney’s original and Cracked Black Pepper and Teriyaki […]