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IMMORTAL IMAGE?! / Knashawn Hardy?! / Andy Friese?! / Chris Fuamatu-Ma’afala?!

June 19, 2017

I went out to the pharmacy next door at 1:30 to get my prescription refilled. It’s slightly better than telling them every time on the phone that I don’t have or remember a prescription number! I was home at 1:45, only to discover that I couldn’t tag non-friends on Facebook anymore! UGH! Newest Reddit record […]

Gender-swapped ovary PUNS, getting the ovaries to do something, ovary-acting!

June 9, 2017

From Reddit on September 5, 2014: “Guys! I finally GREW A PAIR OF OVARIES and stood up for myself on the phone today!” You already HAVE a pair of ovaries, girl! I go on Reddit to laugh and shake my head, not to read “funny” gender-swapped comments! From Reddit on July 15, 2015: “My reaction […]

Coffee and your opinion / I can’t find it on Google! / Ultros as octopus royalty

June 2, 2017

I found some Youtube 24/7 streams of SOUTH PARK episodes, so of course I’m watching those! The last time I watched SOUTH PARK was in December 2014 here on TV with Mike at 10-10:30 PM! I woke up at 7:15 AM, so of course it was COFFEE TIME! It’s also National Doughnut Day today! From […]

Dammit, Chloe! / Sonny Sixkiller, Neville Neville, Tommy Gunn, Rabbit Maranville

May 5, 2017

Jack Bauer on 24‘s LIVE ANOTHER DAY on May 5, 2014: DAMMIT, CHLOE! From The Bleacher Report: Sonny Sixkiller?! From The Bleacher Report: Neville Neville?! From The Bleacher Report: Tommy Gunn?! From The Bleacher Report: Rabbit Maranville?!

Thinking for yourself / Zuzu Verk?! / Zdeno Chara’s bed for Sochi 2014 Olympics!

April 22, 2017

Education: Why think for yourself, when you’d be better off just accepting our teachings without resistance? Now, just drink the Kool-Aid like Adam Hilliker wants you to… From Dateline NBC: Zuzu Verk was a murder victim?! From CFOX: This was 6 foot, 10 inch Zdeno Chara’s bed for the Sochi Olympics in 2014!

Barbarella Buchner married her two cats?! / Troian Bellisario? / Son of a bitch!

April 15, 2017

Barbarella Buchner married her two cats?! Reminds me of Duran Duran’s song ELECTRIC BARBARELLA. Troian Bellisario?! Reminds me of Trojan condoms or Deanna Troi, hahaha. Kefka in the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS Figaro desert after Castle Figaro sinks into the sand: “Son of a bitch! They’ll pay for this…”

Blast from Christmas 2014: Canadian postcards, moose antlers, and kittens!

February 25, 2017

I went out at 5 to buy Rockets for Steph at London Drugs. They didn’t have any! So I bought on-sale Waterbridge All Gold biscuits (Cambria / Winchester / Surrey / Wokingham / Cheshire / Durham / Essex / Westmorland / Avon / Salisbury / Lincoln biscuits), on-sale Thai Kitchen bowls (hot and sour soup […]

Chuck Long the quarterback, the voices in my head, six minutes a day to pee

February 18, 2017

I scored a free red Roots Canada toque (size Small) by checking my mail at 6 tonight, so of course I took the opportunity to launder some towels and other winter hats along with it soon afterwards! The Canucks played Calgary at 7 tonight. Calgary scored with SIX SECONDS LEFT in the game to send […]

Walmart Poo Dough, praying that the toilet is not clogged, refilling toilet tank

January 31, 2017

Julie S. found this in Walmart: POO DOUGH! Julie S. found this in Walmart: POO DOUGH! Janina also linked me to a Robin Hershey photo of this Poo Dough toy! Standing by the toilet after you flush, praying to God that your shit doesn’t clog the toilet. Success Kid meme: The Lord works in mysterious […]

Tiny Pokemon or tiny Pikachu, a diamondized Sarah, a stuck Red Slime in Onett

November 26, 2016

The Canucks played Colorado at 7 tonight. The game went to overtime plus a shootout, and we won 3-2. I also finally watched SOUTH PARK’s THE STICK OF TRUTH (2014) on Youtube! Taco Bell, abortions, and a live-action roleplaying game! The JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) has […]