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Chaunthina Mills, Urijah Mills, Javonna, Que, Airiona, and Aubri?! WHAT THE?!

May 3, 2019

I left at 1:35 and just managed to get the 414 at the non-existent 56447 bus stop – PHEW! Went to London Drugs and bought on-sale limited-edition Lays Chips in Cheese Onion and Spicy Cheddar, on-sale McSweeney’s Premium Jerky and Meat Snacks Canadian Maple pork jerky, on-sale McSweeney’s original and Cracked Black Pepper and Teriyaki […]

Je’Michael Malloy?! Seriously?! BLACK PEOPLE! STOP WITH ALL THE STUPID NAMES!

February 28, 2019

The Canucks played Arizona at 6 tonight, and lost 5-2, thanks to ex-Canuck Brad Richardson getting FOUR GOALS on Demko… From Dateline: Je’Michael Malloy?!

MEEK, Tyliece, Montrice, Marquella, Rasheed, Datrale, Korra, and Sunny Ho?!

February 20, 2019

I was up far too early (6 AM?!) for a smoke detector inspection at 12:45. At least yesterday’s snow has melted! Chinese Eric emailed me to wonder where I was because he tried calling me on the 17th (oops), but says that our next hangout could be in late March or early April because there […]

Vanessa and Cassidy / Shortbread, eyedrops, T&T! / Mario saving the princess!

January 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Vanessa and baby Cassidy picked me up at 11:30 so we could hang out before my eye cataract surgery on Thursday. We went to the Lansdowne Mall food court to try the good dumplings / SLB / wonton at R&H House, and bubble tea at Fresh Elements. Then we walked around T&T […]

6-0 loss! / Transit for ultrasound! / Wisper Joerres?! That is not a name!

September 25, 2018

I left at 2 on a 414 to the Caring Place to see Rachel at 2. Then I got an eyeball ultrasound appointment this Thursday afternoon at 1:30 at St. Paul’s, so I had to look up the transit there. I was home at 3:50 on a 407, which is pretty fast. The Canucks played […]

Addilyn is ADD A LYNN! / Lovily Johnson?! BAD SPELLING!

September 14, 2018

From Julie: Addilyn?! Like “add a Lynn”? Lovily Johnson?! BAD SPELLING!

Emerald Lennon Looney and Isla Hendrix Looney are twins?! / DAYLAN?! WTF?!

September 13, 2018

I went out at 11 to get some cream puffs from Beard Papas, but they only opened at 12! Instead, I walked to a busy Pricemart where I managed to find an on-sale Gizella Pastry assorted cheesecake ($9.99 for New York / mango / strawberry / blueberry cheesecake slices!) which expires on the 20th. All […]

Technically stealing heavy bottled water x48! / Pizza the Hutt is awesome!

August 22, 2018

After I had DOUBLE COFFEE TIME and called Barry about a possible wheeled dolly for on-sale bottled water, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got on-sale Western Family dryer sheets (Mountain Rain 120 – Feb. 22, 2015), store brand canned mushroom pieces and stems, on-sale JOY […]

Finding Mike’s lube from 2014! / Cocoa coconut jerky! / Skye is a BOY name now?!

August 4, 2018

I left at 2 on a 407 for London Drugs. I got 400 Mead index cards / on-sale All-Bran cereal which expires on March 22, 2019 / NEW on-sale Hungry Buddha cocoa coconut jerky / GIBSON owl mugs x2 with easy peelable stickers! When I got home at 2:35 on a 407, I found some […]

NEW HP PRINTER! / Expired candy! / Detron and Tarnisha?! WHAT THE HECK?!

August 2, 2018

Jon dropped off his and Harmony’s “old” HP printer at my place at 8:45 this morning since he had to drop the lards off at the airport at 8:30, anyway. He looked at the high amount of dust underneath the computer desk, looked in my fridge, wondered what all those cans were on the floor, […]