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Archive for the ‘2014’ Category

Finding Mike’s lube from 2014! / Cocoa coconut jerky! / Skye is a BOY name now?!

August 4, 2018

I left at 2 on a 407 for London Drugs. I got 400 Mead index cards / on-sale All-Bran cereal which expires on March 22, 2019 / NEW on-sale Hungry Buddha cocoa coconut jerky / GIBSON owl mugs x2 with easy peelable stickers! When I got home at 2:35 on a 407, I found some […]

NEW HP PRINTER! / Expired candy! / Detron and Tarnisha?! WHAT THE HECK?!

August 2, 2018

Jon dropped off his and Harmony’s “old” HP printer at my place at 8:45 this morning since he had to drop the lards off at the airport at 8:30, anyway. He looked at the high amount of dust underneath the computer desk, looked in my fridge, wondered what all those cans were on the floor, […]

Going to Wo’s for Dad’s 69th birthday! / More expired food to throw away!

July 22, 2018

After MORE COFFEE TIME, I left just before 4:30 to make it to Wo’s: A family dinner for Dad’s 69th birthday! Of course I was the first one there! (and I saw Mr. Creep on the bus AGAIN…) Harmony set a new record in convincing the Wo’s owner to turn off the TV, which was […]

Obra S. Kernodle IV?! / Obi-Wan is NOT Jesus sharing! / Shontay and Dayshia?!

July 8, 2018

I showered today. Obra S. Kernodle IV?! Obi-Wan Kenobi is NOT Jesus! FAIL! From Julie: Shontay and Dayshia?!

MOTHER 3 again! / Creepy Easter Bunny 29! / Justen?! It should be JUSTIN!

March 18, 2018

I decided to play MOTHER 3 again; it’s been far too long, since April 2014?! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 29! From Julie: Justen?! It should be JUSTIN!

Devontae Perry?! / Starr?! / This GUY is named JODIE?! / Asha Jaquilla Degree?!

December 30, 2017

The Canucks played Los Angeles at 7 tonight, and lost 4-3 on a bullshit goal. From Not Always Right: Devontae Perry?! From Julie: This black lady is named STARR?! From Julie: This GUY (who took a lie detector test to prove that he did not molest his children) is named JODIE?! Isn’t that a GIRL […]

Prince Frank Tsetse, Elizabeth Peachey, Bryanna Davis Williams, Okwy Ada

December 11, 2017

Prince “Frank” Tsetse?! From Not Always Working: Elizabeth Peachey?! I like that last name! Even better if she lived in Georgia, hahaha! But WHY would you put your ultrasound pictures ANYWHERE on Facebook?! From Not Always Right: Bryanna Davis Williams?! Someone’s parents very obviously wanted a boy… From Not Always Right: Okwy Ada?! Reminds me […]

Anders Bjork, Snapware storage bin, NEW Postscript pens, beef tripe, tentacles

October 23, 2017

I noticed some extra money in my bank account this morning, so went out at 11:30 on a 401 to get some Postscript pens x48 (I won’t have to cut myself on the packaging like I do for the Z-Grip pens), Scotties Kleenex x6, an on-sale store brand ream (500 sheets) of paper, and a […]

Love In The Time Of Cholesterol?! / MANIFOLD DESTINY?! / 450 Facebook friends!

July 28, 2017

LOVE IN THE TIME OF CHOLESTEROL?! MANIFOLD DESTINY?! The one! The only! GUIDE TO COOKING ON YOUR CAR ENGINE?! I’ve made 450 Facebook friends! Andrea in 2007, Chrissy in 2008, Julie S. in 2008, Holly in 2011, Pete in 2012, Dustin in 2013, Mikki in 2013, Michelle S. in 2014, and John Powell in 2015!

JARMECCA, Jasmiyah, Tasmiyah, and Haneef Whitehead?! / Hari Vijay?! / Pirates!

July 22, 2017

I went to London Drugs at 6 on a 401 to get some Silk almond milk because I’d finished my last carton, which expires on the 24th anyway. I decided to get some on-sale SunRype orange juice as well, and got home at 6:30 on a 407. Yay for bus efficiency! 3.78 litres of Sunrype […]