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A “back massager”?! / JAXTON?! / K-Mart Café! Little Caesar’s! / Emptying a dog?

February 26, 2020

I had a dream where my Discord UK friend Red and his wife Mrs. Weird had a LOT of kids (possibly on Duggar / Radford level with 20 or 22 kids!) in an exchange with the other side of the world, and some older kids smoked, and it was snowing, and someone hid a chocolate […]

Leaving V4F, Mom’s stupidity, spicy Samyang dumplings, furry Shirakiku squid

January 23, 2020

I finally left that V4F Discord server run by cliquey millennials with double standards for the original members vs. people who joined later, because the “mod” SJ and a person with “just his opinions on your food photos and presentation” (KPOP) HAVE PISSED OFF THE WRONG PERSON! I am the FIRE DRAGON! “Vancouver for friends,” […]

ATTIE! A HUG! YUMMY! Snowflakes! Hot flashes! / Santa! / Water hitting a spoon!

December 10, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:50 on a 401 to help with the kids. I would have taken the earlier 401, but someone took FIVE MINUTES to maneuver a wheelchair into that bus! I don’t expect people to be extremely fast when it comes to that, but I always appreciate the actual wheelchair […]

Joe L’Official is an actual name?! / We have a place called Typical Noodles?!

October 21, 2019

In the morning, I told Jon that I had some cash, so I could still come tomorrow if they needed me. I went out at 2 to the pharmacy next door to get some Buckey’s Cough, Cold, and Flu medicine. Then I showered and did some laundry now that Hester says the elevator is FINALLY […]

Gloucester Café! / Beckett and reading! / Pepto-Bismol is NOT eyeshadow!

October 15, 2019

After COFFEE TIME and calling the Lost Property Office too early for them to receive lost Translink items at 1 (UGH!), I went out at 11:10 on a 401 to go to the Gloucester Café to meet Auntie Catherine for my last belated birthday meal, taking the 15 Olympic Village bus down at Bay 2 […]

Being quiet, potato SHIPS, kimchi, handyman agreement, creative piano variations

August 19, 2019

Today is Hot and Spicy Food Day! After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:30 on a 401 to help with the kids. Just before I was going to leave, the handyman came by and agreed with my assessment that the toilet float needed to be replaced, thank goodness! That left me with little time […]

Cool Chinese Restaurant, Chapstick, Bellagio Gelato, safety hugs, puzzle pieces

July 22, 2019

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:05 on a 407 bus to help with the kids at 4. I checked to see if Shoppers had any cheaper lip balm – I was unwilling to pay $9.99 for a little tube of Burt’s Bees once I finally found it at the back of the […]

Happy Kampire?! (happy camper) / Chicken rude and unreasonable! / Bagged milk!

July 14, 2019

Today is Bastille Day! I showered today – yup, I’ll be at Jon’s tomorrow at about 2:30 or so. Happy Kampire?! (happy camper) From Candy: Chicken rude and unreasonable?! I think they meant to translate “Jerk Chicken” on this menu… From Julie M. and Only In Canada: “I really like bothering people outside Ontario and […]

Jimmy again?! / Breakfart voucher! / Salt and pepper handheld devices!

December 13, 2018

Why do I bother talking to certain people?! I shouldn’t have done that last night, but at least I had the last word this time. From Engrish.com: Here’s a breakfart voucher! “Please present this voucher before breakfart.” HAHAHAHA! From Engrish.com: Salt and pepper handheld devices are food now?!

Gevaro Nepomuceno?! / Jaccob?! / The Belching Dragon’s Engrish menu!

May 6, 2018

Gevaro Nepomuceno?! From Julie: Jaccob?! What’s with the bad spelling?! From Julie and her friend: THE BELCHING DRAGON is a Chinese restaurant, and it has a very Engrish menu!