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Joe L’Official is an actual name?! / We have a place called Typical Noodles?!

October 21, 2019

In the morning, I told Jon that I had some cash, so I could still come tomorrow if they needed me. I went out at 2 to the pharmacy next door to get some Buckey’s Cough, Cold, and Flu medicine. Then I showered and did some laundry now that Hester says the elevator is FINALLY […]

Gloucester Café! / Beckett and reading! / Pepto-Bismol is NOT eyeshadow!

October 15, 2019

After COFFEE TIME and calling the Lost Property Office too early for them to receive lost Translink items at 1 (UGH!), I went out at 11:10 on a 401 to go to the Gloucester Café to meet Auntie Catherine for my last belated birthday meal, taking the 15 Olympic Village bus down at Bay 2 […]

Being quiet, potato SHIPS, kimchi, handyman agreement, creative piano variations

August 19, 2019

Today is Hot and Spicy Food Day! After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:30 on a 401 to help with the kids. Just before I was going to leave, the handyman came by and agreed with my assessment that the toilet float needed to be replaced, thank goodness! That left me with little time […]

Cool Chinese Restaurant, Chapstick, Bellagio Gelato, safety hugs, puzzle pieces

July 22, 2019

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:05 on a 407 bus to help with the kids at 4. I checked to see if Shoppers had any cheaper lip balm – I was unwilling to pay $9.99 for a little tube of Burt’s Bees once I finally found it at the back of the […]

Happy Kampire?! (happy camper) / Chicken rude and unreasonable! / Bagged milk!

July 14, 2019

Today is Bastille Day! I showered today – yup, I’ll be at Jon’s tomorrow at about 2:30 or so. Happy Kampire?! (happy camper) From Candy: Chicken rude and unreasonable?! I think they meant to translate “Jerk Chicken” on this menu… From Julie M. and Only In Canada: “I really like bothering people outside Ontario and […]

Jimmy again?! / Breakfart voucher! / Salt and pepper handheld devices!

December 13, 2018

Why do I bother talking to certain people?! I shouldn’t have done that last night, but at least I had the last word this time. From Engrish.com: Here’s a breakfart voucher! “Please present this voucher before breakfart.” HAHAHAHA! From Engrish.com: Salt and pepper handheld devices are food now?!

Gevaro Nepomuceno?! / Jaccob?! / The Belching Dragon’s Engrish menu!

May 6, 2018

Gevaro Nepomuceno?! From Julie: Jaccob?! What’s with the bad spelling?! From Julie and her friend: THE BELCHING DRAGON is a Chinese restaurant, and it has a very Engrish menu!

Bubble tea and sucking on balls! / Solo, Tay, and Jelani?! / Laronica and Lyric?

April 11, 2018

From Candy: This bubble tea company needs a better translator. “I’m bubble tea! Suck on my balls!” From Julie: This black guy is named Solo?! From Julie: Solo’s ex is named TAY?! From Julie: Jelani?! What was wrong with MELANIE?! From Julie: Laronica?! From Julie: Lyric?!

Creepy Easter Bunny 47! / Handmake Dim Sum?! / Translink and the Sedins!

April 5, 2018

The Canucks played the Coyotes at 7 tonight in the Sedins’ last home game of the 2017-2018 NHL season, and won 4-3 in overtime on a Daniel Sedin goal assisted by Henrik – it was LIKE A MOVIE! Then I showered. From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 47! From Vanessa, whose birthday is today: Handmake Dim […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 46! / 100 Times Hand Beating?! / Devil vagina magic!

April 3, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played the Golden Knights at 7 tonight, and clawed back from a 4-1 deficit, but lost 5-4 in a shootout. Vegas even tapped their sticks and stayed on the ice to shake both the Sedins’ hands. From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 46! From Vanessa: 100 Times Hand […]