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Archive for the ‘engrish’ Category

Gevaro Nepomuceno?! / Jaccob?! / The Belching Dragon’s Engrish menu!

May 6, 2018

Gevaro Nepomuceno?! From Julie: Jaccob?! What’s with the bad spelling?! From Julie and her friend: THE BELCHING DRAGON is a Chinese restaurant, and it has a very Engrish menu! Advertisements

Bubble tea and sucking on balls! / Solo, Tay, and Jelani?! / Laronica and Lyric?

April 11, 2018

From Candy: This bubble tea company needs a better translator. “I’m bubble tea! Suck on my balls!” From Julie: This black guy is named Solo?! From Julie: Solo’s ex is named TAY?! From Julie: Jelani?! What was wrong with MELANIE?! From Julie: Laronica?! From Julie: Lyric?!

Creepy Easter Bunny 47! / Handmake Dim Sum?! / Translink and the Sedins!

April 5, 2018

The Canucks played the Coyotes at 7 tonight in the Sedins’ last home game of the 2017-2018 NHL season, and won 4-3 in overtime on a Daniel Sedin goal assisted by Henrik – it was LIKE A MOVIE! Then I showered. From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 47! From Vanessa, whose birthday is today: Handmake Dim […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 46! / 100 Times Hand Beating?! / Devil vagina magic!

April 3, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played the Golden Knights at 7 tonight, and clawed back from a 4-1 deficit, but lost 5-4 in a shootout. Vegas even tapped their sticks and stayed on the ice to shake both the Sedins’ hands. From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 46! From Vanessa: 100 Times Hand […]

Red labial whiskey, Creepy Easter Bunny 22, Flintstone’s Chewable Morphine

March 12, 2018

From Youtube: Johnnie Worker Red Labial Old Scotch Whiskey?! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 22! From Pinterest and Christine on Discord: It’s days like today that make me wish they made a Flintstone’s Chewable Morphine.

Lancelot Fortune?! / Reading READ as READ! / Resist Bacteria Hotel?! ENGRISH!

February 2, 2018

From Julie: Lancelot Fortune?! From Pete and Science Humor: I sometimes READ READ as READ, when it’s supposed to be READ as READ. From Oddee: Resist Bacteria Hotel?!

Thieves with goals, band auditions today, bottles of bears, rimmed chicken wings

December 29, 2017

In South Figaro in the World of Ruin, Celes and Sabin come across this person in FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS while chasing Edgar around town. “We may be thieves, but at least we have goals in life!” Well, then. This BIZARRO comic is from Janina: Band Auditions Today! “Doesn’t ANYBODY play guitar?” From […]

Heart Moko Moko toilet candy, Stik Tahu POO chips, pink tooth pooping outside

November 28, 2017

From Julie: Heart Moko Moko toilet candy from Japan! Stik Tahu POO chips in Indonesia?! From Julie: Here’s a pink tooth in the process of pooping outside in the grass!

Kwong Chow dinner ahoy! / Bonus nephew time at the AirBnB! / VEGGIE TALES!

November 15, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 4:30 in the rainy weather for that last-minute dinner at Kwong Chow. Of course, the 3 Downtown bus took forever to arrive at Marine Drive Station, so it wasn’t my fault that I got there when everyone (except Jon, who wasn’t there yet) was already eating noodles / beef […]

RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS typo! / VICTOLY! / Welcome to die!

October 30, 2017

The Canucks played Dallas at 7 tonight, with Sam Gagner scoring his first Canucks goal! That entertaining game went to overtime, and we lost 2-1! RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS released their game cover with a noticeable spelling error: REVELAITONS?! From SAMURAI SHODOWN: VICTOLY!! From X-MEN: WELCOME TO DIE!