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Kwong Chow dinner ahoy! / Bonus nephew time at the AirBnB! / VEGGIE TALES!

November 15, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 4:30 in the rainy weather for that last-minute dinner at Kwong Chow. Of course, the 3 Downtown bus took forever to arrive at Marine Drive Station, so it wasn’t my fault that I got there when everyone (except Jon, who wasn’t there yet) was already eating noodles / beef […]

RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS typo! / VICTOLY! / Welcome to die!

October 30, 2017

The Canucks played Dallas at 7 tonight, with Sam Gagner scoring his first Canucks goal! That entertaining game went to overtime, and we lost 2-1! RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS released their game cover with a noticeable spelling error: REVELAITONS?! From SAMURAI SHODOWN: VICTOLY!! From X-MEN: WELCOME TO DIE!

An attacking red dragon, Charles Manson, wiskee / vadka / jin / child beers

October 26, 2017

From Krista: An attacking red dragon! From Janina: Here’s to Charles Manson for finally settling down and starting another family. From Julie M. and Snapchat: Wiskee, vadka, jin, child beer, child beer strong, and rum-old munk at an Indian Punjabi food place?!

Pumpkin pie ice cream, Weeping Reaper blood orange strong ale, Cemen Dip

October 25, 2017

At 6:50, I took a 407 to get to the liquor store so I could pick out a Halloween-themed beer. I got Weeping Reaper blood orange strong ale from the Dead Frog Brewery, which later turned out to be TOO TALL FOR MY FRIDGE! Then I hit up Price Smart for some Western Family store […]

Comrades belonging, ZELDA MAJORA’S MASK Congraturations, steel wall of niceness

October 20, 2017

BLACK TEA TIME! The Canucks played the Sabres today at 4, and won 4-2! Dorsett had two goals, including an empty-netter for the insurance! Bartz, Lenna, and Faris use a lot of Uber Drug to get high and warp to Galuf’s World, Terra, in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. Exdeath has been renamed Tzepish, and he […]

Bag of Zombie Farts cotton candy, Steve Louder, remembering to flash the toilet

October 18, 2017

From Julie: Bag of Zombie Farts cotton candy! From a Youtube documentary on the serial killer Joel Rifkin: Steve Louder works for the New York State Police?! What happens if he’s SOFTER?! Hahaha! From TAMAGOTCHI for the Game Boy: Remember to FLASH the toilet!

PRISONER OF WAR Congraturation! / Dr. Kenny McCormick?! / Dog attacking a human!

October 17, 2017

MORE COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Senators at 4:30 today, and won 3-0 on goals by Boeser / Burmistrov / Vanek! From PRISONER OF WAR on the NES: Congraturation! From Sextuplets: The Little Lambs: This neonatologist consultant doctor is named Kenny McCormick?! SOUTH PARK, AHOY! From Julie: Dog attacking a human in a family […]

Disposing of garbage bins! / The flashing tile level in FF1’s Lifespring Grotto!

October 1, 2017

I tried opening an Arm and Hammer toothpaste tube today, and it COULD NOT BE OPENED, so I threw it out! Luckily, my last spare COULD be opened! I went shopping at 3 today on a 407, and got a replacement Vileda pail (the last one had soap scum on it) / Arm and Hammer […]

Best beer for babies, testing vibrator settings, Megapussi chips, Urinal tea

September 23, 2017

Chrystal called me from work and then emailed me to say that she couldn’t make it to the MEGA SUSHI dinner tomorrow, but still wants to take me out to a birthday meal sometime. I’ll for sure let her know what works for me – maybe on Monday or Tuesday. Good thing I didn’t call […]

You’re winner! / RESIDENT EVIL beef Raviolations! / GHOSTBUSTERS Conglaturation!

September 23, 2017

The Canucks had Pre-Season Game #6 against the Kings today in BEIJING at 12:30 AM. Chris Tanev scored with two minutes left in the game; it went to overtime plus a shootout, and the Kings won 4-3. The crowd was really into it! From BIG RIGS: OVER THE ROAD RACING for Windows: You’re winner! “Capcom! […]