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Chukuemeka Emenanjo, deep-fried fish with sexy curry, cats and cereal killers

July 24, 2017

I was up at 7:40 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Also, I’m too full on these mashed potatoes! From LinkedIn: Chukuemeka Emenanjo?! From Engrish.com: Deep-fried fish with sexy curry! From Janina and Just Cat Things: This cat says, “Come quickly, Mama! I caught him! I caught a cereal killer!” The other cat […]

Gold, silver, and bronze Sharpies! / Gibberish T-shirt / Dim sum lunch HI!

July 20, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I had to go out to celebrate Dad’s birthday – UGH! At least I got the Samyang 2X spicy Hot Chicken Flavor Ramen (chicken with a bomb!) noodles for Jon from Big Crazy, haha! To kill some time after leaving way early at 10:05 on a 407, I went to Shoppers and […]

Mario! It that really you?! / Sterilite TouchTop garbage can! / Egyptian cotton!

July 12, 2017

I went out at 5:10 on a 407 to London Drugs for a NEW Sterilite Touch-Top kitchen garbage can since the old stainless steel garbage can (February 13, 2015) wouldn’t open (even though I’d just opened it to take the garbage bag OUT…), a Modella Fashion Forever bag (from $16.99 down to $5!), and a […]

Being a tomboy girly girl, fries and rotten children, Shameka Wilson, cunt moon

July 12, 2017

I discovered redrum today… ugh! Then Hester, her husband Ni, and two strong delivery guys dropped by at 1:45 with my BRAND NEW FRIDGE AND FREEZER from Moffat Applicances! That replaced my very old White-Westinghouse fridge and freezer from the 80s, which finally conked out in mid-May or mid-June. I wasn’t impressed when Hester called […]

New numerous old altar green fish, Sacke Svensson, Alysha Isabel Meeks

July 5, 2017

From my ex-friend Lucas and Discord: New numerous old altar green Chinese prickly ash pickled fish?! “Is the spicy pickled fish cultured is to Sichuan river fish, smooth fresh enough, plus new numerous really old old pickled vegetable, acid bright enough, plus the real hot girl from secret spicy formula, really hot hot.” From Not […]

Canada’s sesquicentennial: 150 years! / Highway to hell / Homemade crap dip!

July 1, 2017

I got up at 8 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! HAPPY CANADA DAY! 150 YEARS OLD! YAY FOR THE SESQUICENTENNIAL! From Aaron: Canada 150! From Janina and Rebel Circus: The fact that there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. From Julie […]

Christian Grey and Dr. Frank N Furter! / Anus beef?! / Chicken pox pie?!

June 30, 2017

Hester came by at 4:20 to check the freezer. As I thought, the dumplings did not freeze overnight! Thank goodness I kept that old bag for proof, as she’ll NOW call maintenance after the long weekend. I guess I can call Barry on Tuesday, then. From Janina: Christian Grey from FIFTY SHADES OF GREY says, […]

Strong as an ox, MRS HERP as a license plate, an Equitableness police car

June 29, 2017

I was up at 7:15 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Then I discovered that my bags of NEW Dutch Gourmet chips (Mozzarella and Jalapeno Cheddar) were expired when I bought them last week (June 12 and June 20), so I at least tried some of both flavors before throwing them out. Then […]

Canucks bracelet! / Strongth welling in your body / OCARINA OF TIME environments

June 27, 2017

Julie S. reminded me via Facebook chat to check my mail for the thing she sent me. So I did, and discovered a small box. I got a card with cherries on it, a Canucks-themed bracelet, and various lion / giraffe / elephant / seal / fox / bear / cat / Leonardo / Michaelangelo […]

The Banana Splits, spic-fried meats, Sabin as a puffed-up aerobics instructor

June 26, 2017

From Janina: The Banana Splits are still a better band than One Direction! From Julie S. and Snapchat: Spic-fried meats?! Also, chips (fries) are not sheeps! Relm in Mysidia, on Sabin: “What? Who is this puffed-up aerobics instructor, anyway?”