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Lancelot Fortune?! / Reading READ as READ! / Resist Bacteria Hotel?! ENGRISH!

February 2, 2018

From Julie: Lancelot Fortune?! From Pete and Science Humor: I sometimes READ READ as READ, when it’s supposed to be READ as READ. From Oddee: Resist Bacteria Hotel?! Advertisements

Thieves with goals, band auditions today, bottles of bears, rimmed chicken wings

December 29, 2017

In South Figaro in the World of Ruin, Celes and Sabin come across this person in FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS while chasing Edgar around town. “We may be thieves, but at least we have goals in life!” Well, then. This BIZARRO comic is from Janina: Band Auditions Today! “Doesn’t ANYBODY play guitar?” From […]

Heart Moko Moko toilet candy, Stik Tahu POO chips, pink tooth pooping outside

November 28, 2017

From Julie: Heart Moko Moko toilet candy from Japan! Stik Tahu POO chips in Indonesia?! From Julie: Here’s a pink tooth in the process of pooping outside in the grass!

Kwong Chow dinner ahoy! / Bonus nephew time at the AirBnB! / VEGGIE TALES!

November 15, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 4:30 in the rainy weather for that last-minute dinner at Kwong Chow. Of course, the 3 Downtown bus took forever to arrive at Marine Drive Station, so it wasn’t my fault that I got there when everyone (except Jon, who wasn’t there yet) was already eating noodles / beef […]

RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS typo! / VICTOLY! / Welcome to die!

October 30, 2017

The Canucks played Dallas at 7 tonight, with Sam Gagner scoring his first Canucks goal! That entertaining game went to overtime, and we lost 2-1! RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS released their game cover with a noticeable spelling error: REVELAITONS?! From SAMURAI SHODOWN: VICTOLY!! From X-MEN: WELCOME TO DIE!

An attacking red dragon, Charles Manson, wiskee / vadka / jin / child beers

October 26, 2017

From Krista: An attacking red dragon! From Janina: Here’s to Charles Manson for finally settling down and starting another family. From Julie M. and Snapchat: Wiskee, vadka, jin, child beer, child beer strong, and rum-old munk at an Indian Punjabi food place?!

Pumpkin pie ice cream, Weeping Reaper blood orange strong ale, Cemen Dip

October 25, 2017

At 6:50, I took a 407 to get to the liquor store so I could pick out a Halloween-themed beer. I got Weeping Reaper blood orange strong ale from the Dead Frog Brewery, which later turned out to be TOO TALL FOR MY FRIDGE! Then I hit up Price Smart for some Western Family store […]

Comrades belonging, ZELDA MAJORA’S MASK Congraturations, steel wall of niceness

October 20, 2017

BLACK TEA TIME! The Canucks played the Sabres today at 4, and won 4-2! Dorsett had two goals, including an empty-netter for the insurance! Bartz, Lenna, and Faris use a lot of Uber Drug to get high and warp to Galuf’s World, Terra, in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. Exdeath has been renamed Tzepish, and he […]

Bag of Zombie Farts cotton candy, Steve Louder, remembering to flash the toilet

October 18, 2017

From Julie: Bag of Zombie Farts cotton candy! From a Youtube documentary on the serial killer Joel Rifkin: Steve Louder works for the New York State Police?! What happens if he’s SOFTER?! Hahaha! From TAMAGOTCHI for the Game Boy: Remember to FLASH the toilet!

PRISONER OF WAR Congraturation! / Dr. Kenny McCormick?! / Dog attacking a human!

October 17, 2017

MORE COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Senators at 4:30 today, and won 3-0 on goals by Boeser / Burmistrov / Vanek! From PRISONER OF WAR on the NES: Congraturation! From Sextuplets: The Little Lambs: This neonatologist consultant doctor is named Kenny McCormick?! SOUTH PARK, AHOY! From Julie: Dog attacking a human in a family […]