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Despresso, Auntie Catherine, Lakeside Grill, Mayfair Lakes, seafood linguine

September 16, 2020

Joke: What do you call a sad coffee? A Despresso! Yesterday, I found a Facebook group for people born on September 17! AWESOME! I totally joined after answering their three questions, OF COURSE! BIRTHDAY BUDDIES GALORE! After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 9:30 on a 401 to meet Auntie Catherine at Aberdeen Station at […]

Misspellings and Engrish galore! Bathrooms, grass, and thickets?! (210 pics)

June 12, 2020

LOTS OF ENGRISH! YAY! It’s worth noting that this took up 51 pages in my WordPress Drafts document on Google Docs, so the entry DEFINITELY needed an LJ-CUT! https://imgur.com/a/BT6KtIE (Engrish 1 album!) From James: Slimming herb as Sliming Herb?! SLIME! From James: Pancake batter as Pancake Battle?! From Alonzo Lerone: Common People Glasses?! From Alonzo […]

Booty Sweat and Bust-A-Nut, Cheddar Chipotle Sidekicks, coronavirus devil

May 2, 2020

From Reddit: At EXACTLY 7:17 PM, you are 69,420 seconds through the day. QUIRKY TIME COINCIDENCE! I finally blocked Kate on Discord – I don’t NEED to hear her TMI stories or her insufficient apologies with “lol” for the “leaf” comment with question marks blaming her offensive denseness on her autism! I especially don’t want […]

Sharing the gospel with Coke! / Fuck Off Mountain! / Game that can pitch forbidden

April 21, 2020

Lunch: Tazo green ginger tea and Vedan Bah Kut tea noodles for National Tea Day today! From Julie: My pastor encouraged me to share the gospel more often. Am I doing this right by sharing Coke bottles with Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John? From Pete and Imgflip: You can fuck off with that shit. You […]

Foot care and horny care! / Bagging area at self-checkout / FLUSH FLUSH FLUSH!

April 3, 2020

I got my extra money for the GST Credit today, which will definitely help with stocking up later on! From Be Amazed: Foot care, body care, hair care, horny care… this shop takes care of everything! When you take more than 0.0002 seconds to bag your groceries at self-checkout… “PLEASE PLACE ITEMS IN BAGGING AREA.” […]

A “back massager”?! / JAXTON?! / K-Mart Café! Little Caesar’s! / Emptying a dog?

February 26, 2020

I had a dream where my Discord UK friend Red and his wife Mrs. Weird had a LOT of kids (possibly on Duggar / Radford level with 20 or 22 kids!) in an exchange with the other side of the world, and some older kids smoked, and it was snowing, and someone hid a chocolate […]

Leaving V4F, Mom’s stupidity, spicy Samyang dumplings, furry Shirakiku squid

January 23, 2020

I finally left that V4F Discord server run by cliquey millennials with double standards for the original members vs. people who joined later, because the “mod” SJ and a person with “just his opinions on your food photos and presentation” (KPOP) HAVE PISSED OFF THE WRONG PERSON! I am the FIRE DRAGON! “Vancouver for friends,” […]

ATTIE! A HUG! YUMMY! Snowflakes! Hot flashes! / Santa! / Water hitting a spoon!

December 10, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:50 on a 401 to help with the kids. I would have taken the earlier 401, but someone took FIVE MINUTES to maneuver a wheelchair into that bus! I don’t expect people to be extremely fast when it comes to that, but I always appreciate the actual wheelchair […]

Joe L’Official is an actual name?! / We have a place called Typical Noodles?!

October 21, 2019

In the morning, I told Jon that I had some cash, so I could still come tomorrow if they needed me. I went out at 2 to the pharmacy next door to get some Buckey’s Cough, Cold, and Flu medicine. Then I showered and did some laundry now that Hester says the elevator is FINALLY […]

Gloucester Café! / Beckett and reading! / Pepto-Bismol is NOT eyeshadow!

October 15, 2019

After COFFEE TIME and calling the Lost Property Office too early for them to receive lost Translink items at 1 (UGH!), I went out at 11:10 on a 401 to go to the Gloucester Café to meet Auntie Catherine for my last belated birthday meal, taking the 15 Olympic Village bus down at Bay 2 […]