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Posting weird shit again, the inaccessible Fairy Ring, hanging yourself

May 19, 2017

I discovered that my new chocolate ice cream has coconut flakes in it, so I had to throw it out (along with the weirdly-melted Häagen-Dazs Spirits ice cream) since I don’t like coconut! From Janina: This cat says, “Ma! They’re posting weird shit again!” Sabin, Cyan, and Shadow try to get a Fairy Ring right […]

Meleeza?! / Head Smashed-In Buffalo Jump?! / False Elephant Snout is food?!

May 14, 2017

I just got another blue screen of death, which took me twelve minutes to fully recover from! From Julie: Meleeza?! Is that supposed to be MELISSA?! Here’s the sign for the interpretive centre in Head Smashed-In Buffalo Jump, Alberta! My ex-friend Fiann apparently bought some False Elephant Snout in a can from Golden Brand…

Tim Tebow and the Oxford comma, an explosive dog, Lathan and Le-Zhan Williams?!

May 10, 2017

Why I still use the Oxford comma: Tim Tebow’s parents are not God and Mary! From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Explosive dog! From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Lathan and Le-Zhan Williams?!

Erection in progress / Yaaaouch! / GAU! / Philemon Winter! / Golden skeletons!

May 2, 2017

From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Erection in progress! In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Sabin and Shadow make it to this crazy old man’s cabin. He is really Gau’s father, and threatens to throw them out onto the Veldt. Sabin decides to touch the burning hot stove: “Yaaaouch!” In FINAL FANTASY […]

Cow vomiting in a washroom, horses and free time, Interceptor and strangers

April 27, 2017

I did some laundry today, and unsubscribed from r/earthbound because of the shitposts and children there. The latest example: Some 28-year-old thinks that I’m immature and didn’t know that there was an age before screenshots. I’m 40, so of course I know that is true! Idiot. He then tried to call me his friend – […]

The NASCAR Walmart 500 race, ginger dumping, deep-fried baby, peeing on yourself

April 25, 2017

Since I was up early at 4:50 AM (ugh), I had some COFFEE TIME. I finally unsubscribed from Trivia Today and Bizarre News because of all the ads that Gopher Central and PulseTV were letting through – atrocious! There was a Shaw and phone outage at 11:30, so I decided to go to bed. Woke […]

Classic Ass mineral water, Cyan Garamonde as Dark Knight Cecil, Gaye Williams

April 21, 2017

Since I was up early, it was COFFEE TIME! From Engrish.com: Classic Ass mineral water! In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Cyan Garamonde has been given the sprite of Cecil Harvey, the Dark Knight of FINAL FANTASY IV! From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Gaye Williams?!

Fifty Shades of Grey, whole-meat toast, Vagitarian Deluxe, a yummy fish

April 19, 2017

From Janina: Fifty shades of grey! From Julie S. and Snapchat: Whole-meat toast?! BEAF meatballs and a Vagitarian Deluxe pasta item on a menu?! Rare item in FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS: Fish: A yummy fish.

Mrs. Slocombe / Jalapenis poopers / Delicious and swetty / Rody O’Reilly

April 15, 2017

From Janina: Mrs. Slocombe from ARE YOU BEING SERVED! From Julie S. and Snapchat: Popeye’s Chicken is offering JALAPENIS chicken POOPERS?! Then there’s an overpriced breakfast menu offering “delicious and SWETTY” items – EW! From REAL STORIES: INSATIABLE HUNGER: Rody O’Reilly?!

Clutching my pearls! / Beware of Missing Foot / Narshe security checkpoint path!

April 13, 2017

Since I was up at 7 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! When Uncle Andrew’s dentist office called me at 10:10 to remind me of my upcoming dentist appointment, I decided to reschedule it to May 17. Hopefully, that will give me enough time to get my flossing done! I called Chrystal at work today at […]