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Dayshaun, Dorethea, Ebony for a black person, and De Chanel?! / Nobody cares!

July 15, 2018

Today is National Ice Cream Day! The computer just restarted! Edit at 9: Victor R. just added me from Reddit. YAY! From Julie: Dayshaun?! From Julie: Dorethea is NOT a good spelling for Dorothy or Dorothea! BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Ebony for a black person is SO original and unique! Not! From Julie: De Chanel?! […]

Playing bagpipes! / Shaka Licorish?! / Brystol?! / Breana?! / KK and Tyheem?!

July 14, 2018

Today is Bastille Day! From Andrew M.: Would you believe it? My neighbor was knocking on my door at 2:30 AM this morning… Luckily, I was still up playing the bagpipes! Shaka Licorish?! From Julie: Brystol?! BRISTOL already shouldn’t be a name… BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Breana?! What was wrong with Brianna?! From Julie: KK?! […]

Friday the 13th and Arnold Schoenberg! / Chardonnay Beaver?! / Rae is a guy?!

July 13, 2018

Fun fact from my UNCANNY BATHROOM READER #29: Classical composer Arnold Schoenberg feared the number 13… and died on Friday, July 13, 1951. It’s National French Fry Day AND Friday the 13th today! Chardonnay Beaver?! From Julie: Since when is Rae a GUY’s name?!

Declaration of Independence due date! / 600-pound burger! / Mike Diaper?!

July 4, 2018

From Janet, AKA ghost_light: A sign outside El Arroyo in Austin, Texas! “Crap, that’s due tomorrow?” – Thomas Jefferson, July 3, 1776 From Rock 101: The world’s largest burger was cooked on July 4, 2011. 600 pounds or six hundred pounds! Mike Diaper?!

Forbes Thor Kiddo?! / Jaiyce?! / Delaunte?! / Pebbles Rodriguez?!

July 2, 2018

Forbes Thor Kiddo?! From Julie: Jaiyce?! From Julie: Delaunte?! It reminds her of Del Monte fruit, which I can definitely see! Reminds me of Del Amitri! From Crime Chronicles: Pebbles Rodriguez is a survivor of Tony Alamo Christian Ministries?! Like Fred and Wilma Flintstone’s daughter Pebbles?!

Happy Canada Day! / A Canada Day birthday cake! / Beau Titsworth plays golf?!

July 1, 2018

HAPPY CANADA DAY! 151 YEARS OLD! I left at 5:55 to get two 3-subject Hilroy notebooks in green and light blue from London Drugs, returning home at 6:40 on a late 407. From Reddit: A Canada Day birthday cake! Happy Birthd’eh! Beau Titsworth?!

Dr. Taekwondo Byrd?! / Keshanna, Ariah’Lynn, Kha’Meela, Tashawn, and Kelonie?!

June 30, 2018

I’ve decided to go with Google Docs for my WordPress Drafts, as it autosaves my editing on the go to Google Drive. Much better than Notepad – thanks, Classy! I’m also indifferent towards Jimmy because of his rage and non-communication issues. Sounds very familiar! Dr. Taekwondo Byrd?! From Julie: Keshanna?! From Julie: Ariah’Lynn?! From Julie: […]

Ceejhay French-Love?! / Are you happy, or is that a vuvuzela up your ass?

June 29, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I left extra early (ugh) at 12:20 for my 1 PM rescheduled appointment with Rachel. I guess I have to take being half an hour early rather than ten minutes late, due to weird C94 scheduling. After that, I went to London Drugs and got on-sale Excel peppermint gum, and was very […]

UNO poop-themed card game, dancing poop with music, gnome on the throne

June 29, 2018

What a stressful morning! Dad emailed me at 10 to say that I could have lunch with them because they had more stuff for me. I simply said I couldn’t make it, because “I’ve eaten already” could mean “oh, it’s just breakfast” in their little minds. Then I called Barry – who was at a […]

NEW COMPUTER! / Yam Yaryan?! / Deneika Reynolds?!

June 27, 2018

I did call Chrystal at work yesterday when I got home. We made plans for Friday the 13th, which doesn’t bother me. Broadway London Drugs, it is! Andrew called me at 9, so I was ready for him to bring over my NEWER COMPUTER WITH WINDOWS 7! 😀 He came by at 9:45 and spent […]