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BRITITANIA Limuel?! / Louisiana Plumber Melton?! / Stop being lonely! Talk!

January 17, 2020

From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: BRITITANIA Limuel?! It’s not even Brittania! From Youtube: Louisana Plumber Melton?! From Julie: I need to stop being lonely and talk to people. “HEY.” ACK!

Correcting grammar is NOT ableist or classist… / Fritz Onion is a name?!

January 10, 2020

There was snow today! (Beckett stacking: SO CUTE!) From multiple Discord servers on September 24, 2019: No, Tabasco Guy, you said QUEUE when you obviously meant CUE. You’re an idiot. If “blocking” me on there makes you “feel better,” go ahead since it won’t actually make any difference. (Shiwa’s server) No, Don Cherry’s Suits in […]

POOP OR GET OFF THE POTTY!

January 2, 2020

Lisa, Fraser, Henry, and I went to the Stoney Creek Community Centre on Boxing Day last week to see Steph at work and to visit the library. We saw a book called POOP OR GET OFF THE POTTY! HAHA!

Happy Blue Year / Dilbert human intelligence / Quandae Shanoah Stewart / ONTARIO

January 1, 2020

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND 2020, EVERYONE! NEW YEAR, NEW DECADE! FINALLY HOME AFTER A FLIGHT! I left the house with Steph after thumping my suitcase up the stairs from the guestroom, hugged the kids, and Steph noticed Havarti was sad because she knows what a suitcase means. We drove 45 minutes to the airport; why […]

Joanne and Gianina?! / Ashley and Pressley?! / Mod Sun?! / A. Purdy Outhouse?!

December 31, 2019

From Julie and DANCE MOMS: Joanne is fine, but Gianina?! Choose between Gianna, Gina, or Nina! From Julie and DANCE MOMS: Ashley is fine, but Pressley?! BAD SPELLING OF PRESLEY! Especially if it’ll be pronounced the exact same way… From Julie: Mod Sun?! From Michelle S. and her friend Cindy Cameron: A. Purdy Outhouse?! Yum, […]

A giant sack of SHIT! / NewYearsPrep FlamHam! / 2019 LJ comments: RHYTHM!

December 29, 2019

From Julie M. and Amazon: A giant sack of shit contains realistic human and dog poops! After Christmas, I am now NewYearsPrep FlamHam in Shiwa’s Discord server! My 2019 LJ comments: RHYTHM!

Cards Received, 2019!

December 29, 2019

Special 2019 (1) * Nepenthes: “Flamsterette_X, I hope this feminist BEFORE YOU ASK, THE ANSWER IS NO pin makes its way quickly to you. Thank you for rehoming her. 🙂 Enjoy. My name’s Latin for a type of pitcher plant.” * s Birthday 2019 (3) * Julie: “Happy birthday to you! Here’s to many more […]

What I gave for Christmas 2019!

December 27, 2019

THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. What I gave for Christmas 2019! * lots of Christmas cards and Christmas stuff for my real-life friends! [Windel Advent calendar for Jeremy, Wendel Advent calendar and Delecto assorted dark chocolate box for white Eric, stuffed Santa dog / hot cocoa Hershey’s Kisses / Advent calendars for […]

Daniel Holdom (44), Karlie Pearce-Stevenson (20), and Khandalyce CANDLE Pearce?!

December 25, 2019

MERRY CHRISTMAS 2019! From 60 Minutes Australia: Daniel Holdom (44), KARLIE Pearce-Stevenson (20), and KHANDALYCE (pronounced “Candle-lease”) Pearce?! Reminds me of Holdom Skytrain station, too!

Fake meaningful POUTINE tattoo! / Fertility, Pennsylvania?! / Noodle, Texas?!

December 24, 2019

It is Christmas Eve today! From Julie: Wanting a small tattoo that has lots of meaning to you. LIVE? No, let’s get a fake tattoo of POUTINE and a heart, obviously written on yourself with marker! There’s a town called NOODLE, Texas?! Julie M. lives near a town called Fertility, Pennsylvania?!