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Defenestration Day 2024! / Viceroy: Poopy toilet paper even after the 17th wipe!

May 21, 2024

TODAY IS DEFENESTRATION DAY 2024! MY FAVORITE! 😀 I texted Helen Y. about toxic Oilers fans and hockey fans in general making riot jokes and blood clot jokes. UGH! Ten hit me up on Discord PM to say hi and talk about cheddar wurst, green beans, Whang! Youtube videos, coconut Dr. Pepper, Thai curry, and […]

Honeybee emojis / Strawberry stickers / Playoff Game 7 against Edmonton LOST

May 20, 2024

Imgur album: https://imgur.com/a/bee-emojis-world-bee-day-2024-on-may-20-Dbn1fnT Today is Victoria Day 2024 on May 20! Ten hit me up on Discord PM to say hi and talk about tacos being sandwiches, abrupt jerks, the FALLOUT TV show, mages, witches, partytime, and the Everclear song THE GOOD WITCH OF THE NORTH. The Canucks played the Edmonton Oilers at 6 in […]

Chapman’s Super Premium Plus The Only Strawberry ice cream for my snacktime!

May 20, 2024

Today is Victoria Day 2024 on May 20! NEW Chapman’s Super Premium Plus The Only Strawberry ice cream for a snack because it is ALSO Pick Strawberries Day 2024 today on May 20!

ESPN rigging things during Playoff Game 6, stuffed sushi, NEW Lays chips flavors

May 19, 2024

NEW TAPE ROLL! On Discord PM this morning, I sent Phil a screenshot of ESPN rigging things before last night’s Canucks-Oilers game ended, and added that they were announcing Game 7 during the first intermission. Phil said that he’d seen it and that all sports leagues are unfortunately rigged to a certain extent, and the […]

Playoff Game 6 against Edmonton / You don’t talk much!

May 18, 2024

PRODUCT WARNING: No more KJ dumplings! THEY FALL APART TOO MUCH AND FREEZE INTO ONE SOLID BLOCK! Chicken, Pork and Shrimp, Pork and Vegetable, Pork and Chinese Leek, Fried Pork, or Chicken and Spinach! COFFEE TIME! Ten hit me up on Discord PM to say hi and talk about skydiving, fried eggs on his chicken […]

Pittsburgh Pirates and Philadelphia Phillies POOP baseball game!

May 17, 2024

Telus invaded the apartment building lobby again. NO, it is NOT a “fun event” if we have to ignore your chatter when we’re trying to get stuff done! From This Is True: The Pittsburgh Pirates and the Philadelphia Phillies had a POOP baseball game in April 2024?!

Loose screws fixed, Dr. Ruby appointment, yakisoba, glucosamine, spare bath mat

May 17, 2024

Telus invaded the apartment building lobby again. NO, it is NOT a “fun event” if we have to ignore your chatter when we’re trying to get stuff done! COFFEE TIME AND SHOWER TIME! Ten hit me up on Discord PM to say hi and talk about his rainy weather, his hurt spine, silence, my kindness […]

Mother’s Day 2024 stickers, wishes, and emojis / Playoff Game 3 against Edmonton

May 12, 2024

Imgur online photo album for Mother’s Day 2024: https://imgur.com/a/vOSRX8b Today is Mother’s Day 2024. Ten hit me up on Discord PM to say hi and talk about pain, Wes, cats, jokes, tacos, Tubby Nugget, and addressing mail to Canada. We also discussed lidocaine cream, Wes STILL being in jail, mailing Wes some paper and postage […]

I SHOULD HAVE SHAT BEFORE WE LEFT THE HOUSE INSTEAD OF IN THE CAR… OOPS book!

May 12, 2024

This poo book is from Your Childhood Ruined: I SHOULD HAVE SHAT BEFORE WE LEFT THE HOUSE INSTEAD OF IN THE CAR… OOPS! 😦

Hello Kitty! Hello Canuck! / Buttermilk Cobb Chicken Salad / Game 2 / GARFIELD!

May 10, 2024

Imgur online photo album: https://imgur.com/a/IgX0Wif Ten hit me up on Discord PM to say hi and talk about his brain, dreams, Jeeps, Congee Noodle House, too many emails, Paypal, patience, red pandas, and panda tails. I finally got through to Dr. Ruby’s office at 9:30 AM this morning and was immediately put on hold, but […]