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Atlessa Deborah Johnsson, Skot Weiland, Silverion Sairee, Myona Moltmaker

September 24, 2017

I was up at 5:45 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Today is National Punctuation Day! From Not Always Right: Atlessa Deborah Johnsson?! Reminds me of an atlas! From Not Always Right: Skot Weiland?! From Not Always Right: Silverion Sairee?! Silverion Sairee is married to someone named Myona Moltmaker?! Advertisements

Poop emoji birthday balloon, eating ice cream from a toilet, blue whale farts

September 19, 2017

I got a surprise birthday card from Pathways in the mail today – SWEET! 😀 Julie S. saw this poop emoji birthday balloon at the store! From Melissa: Eating poop ice cream from a toilet! From Pete and Check This Out: A blue whale can make a fart bubble big enough to fit a horse […]

A dragon overlooking terrain, Sascha Gallardo, Vesna Vulovic, Jørgen Jørgensen

September 19, 2017

I showered and did laundry today. From Krista: A dragon overlooking his terrain! From Not Always Working: Sascha Gallardo?! Shouldn’t that be either Sasha or Sacha?! Vesna Vulovic was a Serbian survivor of a 33,000-foot fall after a plane exploded in 1972, and died on Christmas Eve 2016! Yup, she holds the Guinness World Record! […]

Rugged Talk Like A Pirate Day tampons! / Larketa Collier?! / Ultros octopus ink!

September 19, 2017

It’s Talk Like A Pirate Day today! From Reddit: Blackbeard Brand Rugged Tampons! No scents! No pastels! No scurvy! “Fer pluggin’ the bloody hole afore th’ sharks smell ye!” Comfortable plastic applicator won’t keelhaul yer nethers! Larketa Collier?! Ultros the OCTOPUS attacking Edgar, Sabin, Terra, and Banon with INK on the Lethe River in FINAL […]

Dianne Jessa Evah Richardson, Janis Papaloukas, Indiana Siobhan Inglorian

September 4, 2017

From Not Always Working: Dianne Jessa Evah Richardson?! Who spells Eva with an H?! From Not Always Right: Janis Papaloukas?! PAPA LUCAS! From Not Always Working: Indiana Siobhan Inglorian?! I like the alliteration…

Gala Loam, Hahn Ackles, Huck Perry, Kaycee McEwen, Immortan Jorge, Dontonyo

September 3, 2017

I asked Jon via FB message if the birthday dinner for Eric was still going on. It’s apparently tonight at Jeremy’s at 5:30. Sounds good! I definitely have some extra cash! From Not Always Right: Gala Loam?! From Not Always Working: Hahn Ackles?! From Not Always Right: Huck Perry?! He’s also a furry… From Not […]

Beard facts! / A bacon dragon mug! YAY! / Ashanti and Bwashena Witherspoon?!

September 2, 2017

Matt H. unfriended me or deleted his Facebook account, whichever. I discovered that my new CHAMPION shoes were pretty small when it came to taking them off, so after looking up the return policy up online AND calling the store just in case, it was off to the mall on the C94 at 3:30. Luckily, […]

Elda Thórsdóttir, Erana Zeitler, Felis Dee, Frederika Maguire, Freydis Egilsdottir

September 2, 2017

It’s International Bacon Day today! From Not Always Right: Elda Thórsdóttir?! From Not Always Right: Erana Zeitler?! From Not Always Working: Felis Dee?! I’d be tempted to type this as “Felix” every single time! From Not Always Right: Frederika Maguire?! From Not Always Working: Freydis Egilsdottir?! I can see Freya, but not Freydis. Krista also […]

Madison Beer, a cuntface banana, new CHAMPION sneakers, beef teriyaki sushi

September 1, 2017

I went out to Richmond Centre at 11:30 to see if I could get relatively inexpensive new sneakers from Payless, and I got some CHAMPION Size 6 shoes for $40. I’d rather pay more for a pair that doesn’t make me feel like my feet are going to (halfway) slip and fall out of my […]

Red dragon fighting a knight, My-King Johnson, A-Queen Johnson, Hashirama Senju

August 26, 2017

It’s National Toilet Paper Day today! 😀 Kevin emailed back to thank me for the birthday wishes and always remembering. At least it seems like he had a good day with people! From Krista: Red dragon fighting a knight! From Reddit: My-King Johnson and A-Queen Johnson?! From Not Always Right: Hashirama Senju?!