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Creepy Easter Bunny 5! / PAC-MAN is a brutal game! / LaPeaches?!

February 17, 2018

Eric Ho FINALLY sent me a fucking email (“sorry!”) saying that there was some Valentine’s Day thing at the art gallery. Not interested – he’ll have to make it up to me WELL. The Canucks played Boston at 7 tonight, and won 6-1! Loui Eriksson scored two goals! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 5! From […]

Chinese New Year / Creepy Easter Bunny 4 / Sheba, Keke, Rayshawn, and Monicia?!

February 16, 2018

新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2018! It’s the Year of the Earth Dog! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 4! From Julie: Sheba?! I AM THE QUEEN OF SHEBA, AND MY PARENTS OBVIOUSLY KNEW THIS WHEN I WAS BORN! From Julie: Keke (a girl?!) and Rayshawn?! Keke just sounds like a weird […]

Exchanging Valentine’s cards at the store! / Valentine’s lotion and the hose!

February 15, 2018

The Canucks played the Sharks at 7:30 tonight, and lost 4-1. From Cuya’s Discord server: The wife and I exchanged Valentine’s cards at the store. Then we put them back on the rack… done. From Kramer’s Discord server: Roses are for vases. Lotion’s for the skin. You will be my Valentine or get the hose […]

Quetzalcoatl Mayan dragon god, Chinese illustrated dragon, dragon ear cuffs

February 15, 2018

ADD TO DRAGONS MEMORY ENTRY! Hester’s husband Ni came by for the fire alarm inspection at 1:40, then I went out at 2 on a 407 for on-sale Reese’s peanut butter and chocolate hearts x3 / a new on-sale Rubbermaid dish drainer / a pack of two on-sale Designer Workshop pillowcases / on-sale sriracha sauce […]

Chinese Eric disappointment and stashing things away for later! / Beaver tails!

February 14, 2018

GREEN TEA TIME! I noted that Chinese Eric had called me last night while I was trying to decide about Jimmy (not worth it – I also talked to Helen Y. about things), so I called him back this morning. Auntie answered the phone and we exchanged Chinese New Year greetings once I told her […]

Dictator Valentines, St. Valentine’s Massacre, Skiffington and Colbie Holderness

February 14, 2018

Dictator Valentines! Leon Trotsky thinks you’re hotsky! Hitler: “Be mein.” Stalin: “Quit Stalin. Be my valentine.” Chairman Mao: “You are most honorable chairman of my heart.” Fidel Castro: “Don’t embargo my love.” Kim Jong Il: “You’re the Kim Jong Illest.” Idi Amin: “Amin love with you.” Karl Marx: “Roses are red. So is the state. […]

Reddit Valentine’s Day cards for all 31 NHL teams, 2018 edition!

February 14, 2018

From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Anaheim Ducks fans! (Anaheim Ducks, RW Corey Perry) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Arizona Coyotes fans! (Arizona Coyotes, G Antti Raanta) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Boston Bruins fans! (Boston Bruins, LW Brad Marchand) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Buffalo Sabres fans! (Buffalo Sabres, Announcer Rick […]

Hiding things from black people! / A band called Dwarf Shit?! / Ivey is a name?!

February 13, 2018

It’s Mardi Gras today! Steph and Lisa offered to pay for my flights if I want to visit them in early April since she goes back to work on April 16. That sounds good to me! Also, I got an email from AWESOME Chinese Eric this morning, saying that he’d come home late last night, […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 3! / Kadetra?! / Summer Thyme Creel?!

February 12, 2018

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 3! From Julie: Kadetra?! From Vanessa: Summer Thyme Creel?!

Creepy Easter Bunny 2! / Royalty?! / Sher’maurianna?! / Jeramie Torres?!

February 11, 2018

COFFEE TIME! Daya was also very sensitive about my opinion on the word “y’all” – at least white Eric took it well when I said that it made him sound like a Texas hick, since he knew I was obviously joking! “A great way to lose friendships and you’ve slammed my [FICTIONAL] sweetie and Southerners,” […]