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Donald Bullcoming?! / North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

September 7, 2019

Donald Bullcoming?! From May 17, 2019: Oh, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West… North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?! Advertisements

Marzel, Keyheshia, Amiri, Je’Keia, and Prince?! / Stefvon is Steph’s father?!

September 6, 2019

After a shower and some green tea, I decided to go out today at 12:45 on a 401 to redeem my free two-topping individual pizza for my anniversary of signing up for Boston Pizza deals online. I had to fight with the app and the website and typos before I could register MyBP on my […]

An awesome colorful dragon / Medieval bronze dragon necklace / Gibberish groups!

July 23, 2019

I have no patience for garbled gibberish group names on Facebook or anywhere else. What kind of name is “mkhgpqwopo ooezpq can luionnnnn”?! The old name of Quotes and Sarcasm was just fine! I know that 2/3 of the people there have really foreign or just plain weirdass personal names, but that doesn’t mean it […]

Chrystal and dinner! / Synonym rolls! / Place Sacrifice Here! / DRAGON HOODIE!

March 22, 2019

SHOPPING RUNDOWN! H and M: DRAGON HOODIE on clearance ($15 off) from $39.99 to $24.99! 😀 London Drugs near my house: Red MARTEX bath towel, medium blue MARTEX bath towel, NEW on-sale Strawberries and Cream Lindt chocolate truffles, NEW limited-edition on-sale Blueberries and Cream Lindt truffles, NEW on-sale Milk and White Spring Edition Lindt truffles, […]

Mischievous Mole feeling homesick in battle, JUST LIKE NESS!

October 26, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, Mom and Dad picked me up at 12 so we could go to lunch at #9, go to JYSK in Lansdowne, and then go see Uncle Stanley’s female associate Sandy on Kingsway and Slocan about my Disability Savings Plan. I heard way more about growth and investments and stock portfolios than I […]

Jimmy back with reasons / Butt Finger Blast ice cream?!

October 22, 2018

The Canucks played the Capitals at 7 tonight, and lost 5-2. I showered today. Jimmy came back last night and said his grandma had fallen two weeks ago and he had to be one of the only people to take care of her after work. Okay then, BUT SAY SOMETHING BEFORE YOU FUCKING DEACTIVATE OR […]

Ewok With All The Trimmings! / Turkeys gobble, Grandma!

October 5, 2018

Thanksgiving! “Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!” “Happy TURKEY EH right back atcha!” “Canadian Thanksgiving is the only prequel that doesn’t depress me. Why do you guys eat your turkey a month early?” “Why do you guys eat your turkey a month LATE?” “Touché.” “Quit copying! French is OUR second language.” Julie W. sent this to me via […]

MAURY: Aviona?! / Akivia?! / Deshun?! / Shalonda?! / Keandre?! / Shacaira?!

July 23, 2018

When I got up this morning, the monitor had blinked out again, so I left a message for Eric at the decent time of 8:20 AM. I briefly went to Brighouse Library to update my status, and vent to Julie, then went home to read 4.5 books and do one word search. While I was […]

Queensy Menig?!/ Ay’Den?! / Marvel is a woman?! / Sherrye?! / Coty?!

May 5, 2018

I emailed Eric a reminder about the new(er) computer and the subsequent electronics recycling, and he emailed me back with detailed instructions on how to take a screenshot with Snipping Tool (so convenient!) of the System Tools, so he could compare with what was currently available. I definitely appreciated that, and he emailed me back […]

Lunch with Auntie Catherine, seeing Auntie Cathy, a sandwich alignment chart

November 3, 2017

I discovered surprise redrum before going to bed last night – UGH! After COFFEE TIME at 9, I went out at 11 (just managing to get the 401) to the Broadway Canada Line Station to meet Auntie Catherine at 11:30-ish. It was definitely time to switch over to Grandma’s warm purple Alia winter coat! Auntie […]