Auntie Bessy and Auntie Katherine at Aberdeen CENTRE! / Montreal Canadiens

SHOWER TIME! Ten hit me up on Discord PM to say hi and talk about the Safeway website not having merchandise or prices, shelters, cheese quesadillas, grilled cheese sandwiches, and soup. I called the Seafair Safeway store at 11:15 AM to see if they had Grandma’s Pelminis, but they had no idea what I was […]

TEXT ME! NO CALL! / Mireya / GOLD noodles, easy-to-open mouthwashes, Xmas soap

After I had DOUBLE COFFEE TIME again, Ten hit me up on Discord PM to discuss phone minutes, money orders, losing cell service, and electricity bills. Okay then, I can deal with that. The replacement worker Mireya called me at 12:20 PM and picked me up at 12:25 PM (much more my speed!) and we […]

Kraft Deluxe Original Cheddar pasta and cheese sauce for lunch! / NO DEODORANT!

PRODUCT WARNING: No more Speed Stick Irish Spring ORIGINAL deodorant: They’re not good for my armpits, as I have to scratch them way more for some reason! Ten hit me up on Discord PM to agree with me about something, then send me a bunch of funny puns and jokes. Turns out his Paypal money […]

Chapman’s Vanilla Trilogy ice cream! Madagascar, Tahiti, and Papua New Guinea!

Phil sent me a screenshot of this week’s HOT weather on Discord PM – it feels like 41 degrees in Ontario?! AIYA! We also talked about Mike’s wanting to freeze my skin annoyances – NO! I went out at 10:35 AM on a 401 with my portable shopping cart to buy NEW limited-edition Asian Lays […]

Lean Cuisine Balsamic Chicken snack / Elhadji Mbengue?! / Eradajere Oleita?!

Ten years since you died, Grandma… Before SHOWER TIME, I paid my Shaw and hydro bills online at home (almost $200 and over $50 for my hydro bill for the first time?! INFLATION…), and reloaded my laundry card at the kiosk. Then I had to try calling Dr. Ruby to refill my birth control prescription: […]

ANOTHER ANGRY POOP EMOJI, juicy Taco Bell farts, sloths pooping on the ground

ANOTHER ANGRY POOP EMOJI, OH MY! From my ex-friend James and KING OF THE HILL: When I fart after eating at Taco Bell… Oh, my God! It’s so juicy! Being me, I had to use MS Paint to correct the bad punctuation. From Cracked: Up to half of all sloths die while pooping on the […]

Five facts about the friendship between coffee and poop!

From Melissa and ILoveCoffee.JP: Five facts about the friendship between coffee and poop! Coffee helps release a hormone that is somehow really good at stimulating a certain part of the muscle in your large intestine AKA colon. Scientists still don’t know why. Does caffeine do it? Not really. Studies show that even decaf coffee makes […]

Rashod Bateman plays football / Facebook Trophy Emoji / Favorite Season: Hockey!

I finally managed to get a staff member to answer the phone at Moxie’s when I called again at 3 PM. Yes, I could do a guaranteed patio reservation for my 2022 birthday dinner with friends on Saturday, September 24 at 6:30 PM. Of course I sent an email to Kevin, Eric M., Christon, Nathan, […]

Shirakaku Sanukiya spicy Somen noodles bowl breakfast / Dr. Queshonda Kudasi?!

I discovered redrum today – UGH! Went out to London Drugs at 11 AM on a 407 to get some Nature’s Truth Vitamins and Aromatherapy 15mL peppermint oil x2 and NEW Maggi Masala Festive Pack of four two-minute noodles which expire on February 11, 2023! Got home at 11:40 AM on another 407, no thanks […]

Reddit DOGE avatar! / Jayland Walker?! / Aerin McIvor? Too much anxiety empathy!

Andrew M. came over at 4:15 with a 800-watt power supply, but didn’t bring his actual power supply tester. He determined that the power supply inside the computer WAS INDEED DEAD, but I couldn’t find the Thermaltake box or receipt for that one. After he used Siri to call Memory Express and talk to someone […]