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How Will I Die? Devoured by Republicans?! 9Gag generators!

December 21, 2019

The Canucks played the Penguins tonight at 7, and s. From 9Gag: How Will I Die? Devoured by Republicans?! Mike would be Buried Alive by Justin Bieber! My ex-friend Jimmy would be Suffocated by Living! HAHAHA!

My evil siblings hijacked my Facebook in 2011 – YIKES! / Miraynda Salinas?!

December 5, 2019

I went to do the dishes in February 2011 at a family dinner, and came back to this on my Facebook timeline. Thanks, evil siblings! From Youtube: Miraynda Salinas?! BAD SPELLING OF MIRANDA!

A Nicolas Cage cage! / Synonym rolls! / Canucks wallet, towel, and cloths!

December 1, 2019

SHORTBREAD, MULTIVITAMINS, CHRISTMAS DISH SOAP, AND COUGH DROPS! I went shopping at 1:05 on a 401. Purchased on-sale Waterbridge shortbread rings, on-sale Walker’s Shortbread x2 (Petticoat Tails / Rounds), on-sale Halls Vitamin C drops x2 (assorted citrus / lemon / orange / pink grapefruit), and NEW on-sale Method hand soap in Hollyberry / Frosted Fir […]

North Pole, Alaska?! / North Pole, New York?! / MS. LEAKEY IS FREAKY?! WHAT?!

October 26, 2019

Time to shower! North Pole, Alaska?! There’s also one in New York. North Pole, New York?! From Julie: MS. LEAKEY IS FREAKY?!

$40 hot dog leggings?! / Jada as Jay Duh, Ci’Ona, Ontario, and Nana as Naw Naw?!

October 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, the EcoClean cleaner came at 11:30 AM today, saying that it was a busy day and people didn’t show up. Oh no! At least I remembered to tell her about the area under the sink! Total vacuuming, sink cleaning, and some minor tidying and dusting and wall cleaning by 1:20 – woo! […]

Donald Bullcoming?! / North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

September 7, 2019

Donald Bullcoming?! From May 17, 2019: Oh, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West… North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

Marzel, Keyheshia, Amiri, Je’Keia, and Prince?! / Stefvon is Steph’s father?!

September 6, 2019

After a shower and some green tea, I decided to go out today at 12:45 on a 401 to redeem my free two-topping individual pizza for my anniversary of signing up for Boston Pizza deals online. I had to fight with the app and the website and typos before I could register MyBP on my […]

An awesome colorful dragon / Medieval bronze dragon necklace / Gibberish groups!

July 23, 2019

I have no patience for garbled gibberish group names on Facebook or anywhere else. What kind of name is “mkhgpqwopo ooezpq can luionnnnn”?! The old name of Quotes and Sarcasm was just fine! I know that 2/3 of the people there have really foreign or just plain weirdass personal names, but that doesn’t mean it […]

Chrystal and dinner! / Synonym rolls! / Place Sacrifice Here! / DRAGON HOODIE!

March 22, 2019

SHOPPING RUNDOWN! H and M: DRAGON HOODIE on clearance ($15 off) from $39.99 to $24.99! 😀 London Drugs near my house: Red MARTEX bath towel, medium blue MARTEX bath towel, NEW on-sale Strawberries and Cream Lindt chocolate truffles, NEW limited-edition on-sale Blueberries and Cream Lindt truffles, NEW on-sale Milk and White Spring Edition Lindt truffles, […]

Mischievous Mole feeling homesick in battle, JUST LIKE NESS!

October 26, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, Mom and Dad picked me up at 12 so we could go to lunch at #9, go to JYSK in Lansdowne, and then go see Uncle Stanley’s female associate Sandy on Kingsway and Slocan about my Disability Savings Plan. I heard way more about growth and investments and stock portfolios than I […]