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North Pole, Alaska?! / North Pole, New York?! / MS. LEAKEY IS FREAKY?! WHAT?!

October 26, 2019

Time to shower! North Pole, Alaska?! There’s also one in New York. North Pole, New York?! From Julie: MS. LEAKEY IS FREAKY?!

$40 hot dog leggings?! / Jada as Jay Duh, Ci’Ona, Ontario, and Nana as Naw Naw?!

October 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, the EcoClean cleaner came at 11:30 AM today, saying that it was a busy day and people didn’t show up. Oh no! At least I remembered to tell her about the area under the sink! Total vacuuming, sink cleaning, and some minor tidying and dusting and wall cleaning by 1:20 – woo! […]

Donald Bullcoming?! / North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

September 7, 2019

Donald Bullcoming?! From May 17, 2019: Oh, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West… North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

Marzel, Keyheshia, Amiri, Je’Keia, and Prince?! / Stefvon is Steph’s father?!

September 6, 2019

After a shower and some green tea, I decided to go out today at 12:45 on a 401 to redeem my free two-topping individual pizza for my anniversary of signing up for Boston Pizza deals online. I had to fight with the app and the website and typos before I could register MyBP on my […]

An awesome colorful dragon / Medieval bronze dragon necklace / Gibberish groups!

July 23, 2019

I have no patience for garbled gibberish group names on Facebook or anywhere else. What kind of name is “mkhgpqwopo ooezpq can luionnnnn”?! The old name of Quotes and Sarcasm was just fine! I know that 2/3 of the people there have really foreign or just plain weirdass personal names, but that doesn’t mean it […]

Chrystal and dinner! / Synonym rolls! / Place Sacrifice Here! / DRAGON HOODIE!

March 22, 2019

SHOPPING RUNDOWN! H and M: DRAGON HOODIE on clearance ($15 off) from $39.99 to $24.99! 😀 London Drugs near my house: Red MARTEX bath towel, medium blue MARTEX bath towel, NEW on-sale Strawberries and Cream Lindt chocolate truffles, NEW limited-edition on-sale Blueberries and Cream Lindt truffles, NEW on-sale Milk and White Spring Edition Lindt truffles, […]

Mischievous Mole feeling homesick in battle, JUST LIKE NESS!

October 26, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, Mom and Dad picked me up at 12 so we could go to lunch at #9, go to JYSK in Lansdowne, and then go see Uncle Stanley’s female associate Sandy on Kingsway and Slocan about my Disability Savings Plan. I heard way more about growth and investments and stock portfolios than I […]

Jimmy back with reasons / Butt Finger Blast ice cream?!

October 22, 2018

The Canucks played the Capitals at 7 tonight, and lost 5-2. I showered today. Jimmy came back last night and said his grandma had fallen two weeks ago and he had to be one of the only people to take care of her after work. Okay then, BUT SAY SOMETHING BEFORE YOU FUCKING DEACTIVATE OR […]

Ewok With All The Trimmings! / Turkeys gobble, Grandma!

October 5, 2018

Thanksgiving! “Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!” “Happy TURKEY EH right back atcha!” “Canadian Thanksgiving is the only prequel that doesn’t depress me. Why do you guys eat your turkey a month early?” “Why do you guys eat your turkey a month LATE?” “Touché.” “Quit copying! French is OUR second language.” Julie W. sent this to me via […]

MAURY: Aviona?! / Akivia?! / Deshun?! / Shalonda?! / Keandre?! / Shacaira?!

July 23, 2018

When I got up this morning, the monitor had blinked out again, so I left a message for Eric at the decent time of 8:20 AM. I briefly went to Brighouse Library to update my status, and vent to Julie, then went home to read 4.5 books and do one word search. While I was […]