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Mr. Saturn joining Alinivar, titles, spells, Nicolas Cage and a winter monkey

December 18, 2016

COFFEE AND TEA TIME! Yes, there was definitely more snow overnight – FUCK THE SNOW! The Canucks played the Blue Jackets at 1 today; the game thankfully went to overtime thanks to Hansen, but Vancouver lost 4-3. John Tortorella had his 500th career win. Steph called right after the game ended to see how I’ve […]

Cookie butter, a morbid YOU’RE NEXT comic, Gary the Grammar Cactus, ME AND NICK

October 24, 2016

I had to go shopping at 3:40 because my almond milk expired today, just in case I’ll use some before Wednesday. Good thing I still had $70 in cash, and resisted the lure of delivery on the weekend! I just managed to get the 401 bus, I also bought on-sale Stockemeyer soup (Harvest Pea, Hearty […]

Cape May dragon, concrete ship, restaurant menu with rabbit / John Tortorella

September 10, 2016

I’m not going to browse the Not Always sites (Not Always Right / Not Always Romantic / Not Always Learning / Not Always Related / Not Always Hopeless / Not Always Working / Not Always Friendly) anymore. I don’t need to be reminded to turn off my own adblocker by means of an annoying website […]

Geek pickup lines, Nick Bigrigg, a black guy named Sylvester Cotton, socks

April 6, 2016

The Canucks played the Oilers at 4 today in the last game at Rexall Place, and lost 6-2. Geek pickup lines! “Baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.” “It’s not the length of the vector that counts. It’s how you apply the force.” “You must be the square root of two, because […]

Smelley-Bacon, Salm-Minnella, Dodge-Ball, and other bad hyphenated names!

February 2, 2016

Smelley-Bacon! Salm-Minnella! Dodge-Ball! Street-Walker! Burd-Licker! Wise-Schmuck! Eaton-Cox! Kalla-Plummer! Bouy-George! Swift-Kalonick! Brest-Mash! Strange-Slappey! Steele-Kage! Hay-Saylors! King-Bishop! Dick-Harden!

Too late for archival! / GONE GIRL Character / My ideal social scene

February 20, 2015

I got up in time today for food shopping, and have found myself having certain thoughts. IT’S MUCH TOO LATE NOW FOR AN ARCHIVAL! Aiya! You Are Desi You are more than a little eccentric, and you live enough of a charmed life that you’ve been able to get away with it. You sometimes have […]

Doctor Unheimlich, U (Unconventional)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withUber_Troll’s Syndrome Cause: monkey bite Symptoms: frequent tentacle growth, neck lengthening, forgetfulness Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withUjiekitis Cause: genetic mutation Symptoms: extremely pointy ears, shouting, stiffness, hair loss […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Tr-Tz (TuckerFan)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTr1x0r’s Lurgy Cause: just one of those things Symptoms: mild ability to fly, vague loose teeth, colour blindness Cure: take a few sprigs of belladonna every day for the rest of your life Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTraeCrochetosis […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Ni-Nz (NyquilSteve317)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withNiaverly’s Syndrome Cause: viral Symptoms: clicking sounds, mildly bendy arms, extreme hallucinations Cure: expensive biofeedback devices Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withNicholasJonas’ Disease Cause: self-abuse Symptoms: fangs, drooling, sneezing Cure: psychiatry Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Ho-Hz (Holtz)

October 20, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withHo’s Disease Cause: watching too much television Symptoms: anxiety, hallucinations, electric shocks Cure: eat more celery Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withHobbitMerry’s Lurgy Cause: early mornings Symptoms: enlarged liver, headaches, sore throat Cure: electroshock therapy Enter your name, for […]