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Mexican stereotype costumes, selling us the newspaper, costing us our lives

April 14, 2017

In EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK, Tomas Jefferson sees Varik in town. He tells him, “THIS IS THE GREATEST MEXICAN STEREOTYPE COSTUME EVER.” Ness is going through Onett, and knocks on the door of this building. “If you’re trying to sell us the newspaper, go away! We don’t read the paper!” Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo are […]

Butter and salt candy Engrish, temporary goods, Varik + Chaos Theatre gibberish

April 2, 2017

MORE COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played San Jose at 4 today, and lost 3-1. Of course the Sharks had to get a goal with THREE SECONDS LEFT IN THE GAME! From Engrish: Butter and salt candy, with a bonus cow! I am sorry that I cannot tell this deliciousness in a single word. Is HALLOW’S […]

Being OCD, cross-dressing in the bathroom, Gauss, Best Friend Drug Store

March 26, 2017

In EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK, Varik meets this man in Twoson near Burglin Park. “I have OCD. I must stand next to signs or I will kill someone.” In EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK, Varik goes to Dr. Andonuts’ personal Magicant. He knocks on this bathroom door. “Can’t you read? The picture on the door shows a red […]

Origami dragon, demons not washing hands, low bicycle seats, having stubby legs

January 23, 2017

I checked my mail, and got my last late 2016 Christmas card from Rose Fox (rosefox) of Holiday_Wishes! She also gave me an origami paper dragon (red and silver) to “use as a bookmark,” colorful sparkly happy face stickers, party owl stickers, and yellow emotion stickers. Varik, Paula, Jeff, and the Teddy Bear visit Dr. […]

UNCANNY BATHROOM READER, cranberry shortbread, plumeria, lavender, Gomtang

November 24, 2016

I had coffee before Barry picked me up at noon today to go banking and shopping, and I had the rent increase form with me. When I went to Coast Capital Savings, I also picked up Uncle John’s UNCANNY 29th Bathroom Reader (Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers) at IndigoSpirit. Barry seemed to think that this took […]

Go Canucks Go! / Edward Scissorhands and toilet paper! / Alphabet gibberish

October 15, 2016

I was knocked offline for about 45 minutes or an hour from 5 onwards. When Shaw got back online, I saw that Kevin George had accepted my Facebook request, so that’s good. The Canucks had their 2016-2017 home and regular season opener against the Flames tonight at 7, and Loui Eriksson had an OWN GOAL […]

Killing endangered dragon species and red-shirted ensigns / Flossing in Magicant

September 28, 2016

I discovered that the Penguins fan Matt Henry had unfriended and blocked me – weird, but whatever. I didn’t interact much with him lately, anyway. Same thing goes for Amanda Lee of VCEFC! From Julie: We need to put a stop to this! This unidentified man is at it again. This time, he’s killed another […]

Disemboweled parents in Twoson, guy with a bat, Dr. Andonuts’ Magicant

September 27, 2016

I thought Chrome was being very slow last night because pages took FIVE MINUTES to load fully, which a browser restart (when I was done with editing tags in an entry) did not help. So I had to restart the computer itself, which was the actual issue. Of course, I was going to bed right […]

It’s freezing out here! / I’m jealous of leaves! / Put me in the refrigerator!

September 15, 2016

I called Barry at 11:20 to set up a food shopping appointment for next week. I guess 11:30 AM on Thursday the 22nd will have to work. The Sexy Sisters in THE HALLOWEEN HACK are hanging out by a tour bus: “It’s freezing out here, but I have to get a tan!” “I’m jealous of […]

Oasis banana-chocolate smoothie! / Buttermilk Lemon Ritter Sport / Soft cookies!

June 22, 2016

When Barry picked me up at 12:50, I went to both banks before going to Price Smart. I got instant noodles (Nissin miso tonkotsu / Nissin shoyu tonkotsu / Always Mi Goreng in original; Perisa Thai Tom Yam; Perisa Sambal Udang; Perisa Kari Kapitan), on-sale Nestea lemon iced tea x4, on-sale bottled water (24 bottles!), […]