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Coffee and being dead inside! / The Cell Phone Jail and World’s Smallest Blower!

January 20, 2020

I showered and did laundry today, also needing to buy laundry tokens (September 25, 2019) from Hester. I also finally got her to get the handyman here today or tomorrow, although she claimed not to remember my showing her the phone photo of my bathroom wall. She also thought I was talking about a bathroom […]

Salad Chung is really Charlotte?! / Roshada Grier?! / Jayquan?! / Zhakia?!

January 19, 2020

Fidela has a friend named Salad Chung?! QUIRKY COINCIDENCE since it’s Eat A Depressing Salad For Lunch today on January 19! Her real name is Charlotte, though. From Julie M. and CHEATERS: Roshada Grier?! Makes me want to put an N in there so it can be closer to an actual name. ROSHANDA looks and […]

Nacole Koch?! NACHOS! / Jesus Hitler de los Santos Peralta?! JESUS AND HITLER?!

January 11, 2020

COFFEE TIME because of “lovely” East Coast scheduling! The Canucks played the Sabres today at 10 AM, and actually won 6-3 with a Loui Eriksson empty-netter AND two goals by Boeser! Carter Hutton hasn’t had a win since October 22, 2019?! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Nacole Koch?! BAD SPELLING OF NICOLE which reminds […]

My first Reddit silver! / Daffy Duck vest: YES! I AM TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!

January 9, 2020

COFFEE TIME! I showered and did laundry today, like the red dragon hoodie with white flecks from Steph’s laundry detergent OR leaving it in the washing machine for days, AND Jon’s socks which Harmony loaned me – the hoodie now looks awesome again, thanks to white vinegar! I called Chrystal at work at 3:15, and […]

Avante, Rayshawn, Shyla, Karlito, Nyelanni, Jazmonik, Darrel, Mimiracle, Telly?!

December 30, 2019

The Canucks played Calgary tonight at 6:30, and s. From Julie: Avante?! From Julie: Rayshawn?! From Julie: Shyla isn’t a bad name; you just don’t hear it that often! From Julie: Karlito?! From Julie: Nyelanni?! From Julie: Jazmonik?! Is that like a jazz harmonica?! From Julie: Brittany is fine, but Darrel?! BAD SPELLING OF DARRYL! […]

Guestbook Entries 2019!

December 30, 2019

Guestbook Entries 2019! March 30, 2019 (Sat.) Eric H. (lddude): “Yep! … I finally got the first day off on a Saturday for once as I was able to come over today to watch two hockey games. I got my fill of hockey before the playoffs begin or my workload starts to pile up during […]

WOMEN, not womxn! ARE YOU STUPID AND A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE?!

December 28, 2019

From Reddit on August 3, 2019: WOMEN does not need to be censored to “womxn,” Bebacksoonish! Are you a special snowflake?! Never mind “gender identity” of ALL possible readers…

Made in Vachina! / Animal skull bonsai trees! / Cute cat glass tea mug!

December 26, 2019

The Canucks played the Sharks tonight at 7:30, and s. From Scott C. in CANUCKS NATION: A baby wearing a MADE IN VACHINA bib. “Really, Dad?” From Julie M. and I Love Skulls: Animal skull bonsai trees weave life and death together in darkly beautiful art. From Julie M. and Amazon: A Carlie cute cat […]

A Nicolas Cage cage! / Synonym rolls! / Canucks wallet, towel, and cloths!

December 1, 2019

SHORTBREAD, MULTIVITAMINS, CHRISTMAS DISH SOAP, AND COUGH DROPS! I went shopping at 1:05 on a 401. Purchased on-sale Waterbridge shortbread rings, on-sale Walker’s Shortbread x2 (Petticoat Tails / Rounds), on-sale Halls Vitamin C drops x2 (assorted citrus / lemon / orange / pink grapefruit), and NEW on-sale Method hand soap in Hollyberry / Frosted Fir […]

George, Washington?! / Mixed messages about dumping your dead body in the river!

November 17, 2019

Bunnies outside in mid-November! Dr. Oetker Chocolate Brownie Cake, the last of the four new flavors! George, Washington?! From Janina: Somewhere along the way, you got the impression that I won’t kill you and dump your body in the river. I apologize for sending mixed messages.