Archive for the ‘friends’ Category

Extreme friendship dealbreakers, female-coded swimsuits, fake-quitting smoking

February 25, 2018

The computer just restarted! From Reddit on July 28, 2017: No, Bmoreisapunkrocktown, we do not have such extreme friendship dealbreakers around kids, significant others, transphobia, extroversion, clingy communication, etc. ALL WRAPPED UP INTO ONE! You’re the bad apple who makes childfree people, black people, AND introverts look bad! She even went all “special snowflake” on […]

Dictator Valentines, St. Valentine’s Massacre, Skiffington and Colbie Holderness

February 14, 2018

Dictator Valentines! Leon Trotsky thinks you’re hotsky! Hitler: “Be mein.” Stalin: “Quit Stalin. Be my valentine.” Chairman Mao: “You are most honorable chairman of my heart.” Fidel Castro: “Don’t embargo my love.” Kim Jong Il: “You’re the Kim Jong Illest.” Idi Amin: “Amin love with you.” Karl Marx: “Roses are red. So is the state. […]

Willem Dafoe! Willem Dafriend! Willem Dafuq! / Déja Moo / Bacon!

February 6, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Florida at 4:30 today, and lost 3-1, partly thanks to an empty-net goal. From Julie: Willem Dafoe! Willem Dafriend! Willem Dafuq! From Exceptional Living: Déja Moo is the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before. Share this image of bacon for no reason!

Stonewall Jackson, Engelbert Humperdinck, platonic girlfriends being offensive

January 27, 2018

Mom called me at 8 to see if I was feeling better and if I was going tomorrow to Pizzeria Barbarella. Not really, and NO! She mentioned her email that she’d sent earlier in the week. Yeah, but that doesn’t mean I have to REPLY… sheesh! Also cancelled on Jon, who says Harma is also […]

Mark Reckless?! / Last words: Three spelling mistakes in a death sentence!

January 8, 2018

From the OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Mark Reckless is a politician in the UK?! From Sara H. and Twitter: “I see that you have made 3 spelling mistakes.” – Last words of Marquis de Favras after reading his death sentence before being hanged in 1790.

Guestbook Entries 2017!

December 30, 2017

Guestbook Entries 2017! June 11, 2017 (Sun.) Eric H. (lddude): “Came over to Leslie’s to watch Game 6 of the Stanley Cup 2017 Final between the Nashville Predators and Pittsburgh Penguins… I hope it’s a good game. :)” December 16, 2017 (Sat.) Eric H. (lddude): “Came over for the last hangout of the 2017 year. […]

Nesting partner?! / CREEPY isn’t ableist! / HEAVY BREATHING isn’t fatphobia!

December 16, 2017

I went out early (for me) at 11 on a 407 to London Drugs so I could get an on-sale tall Nescafé coffee canister (December 23, 2016), on-sale De Cecco pasta (farfalle and rigatoni), on-sale Munchies Snack Mix with my last 50¢ (50 cents) off coupon, a Terry’s Chocolate Orange / an on-sale Cadbury dark […]

Snowmen sneezing and falling over, stabbing something 3000 times, Bekka Pate

December 13, 2017

I did laundry after a shower today. The Canucks played Nashville at 7 tonight, and lost 7-1. Ugh! From Wesley: A snowman says, “I didn’t mean to sneeze” since his snowman friend fell over because of the sneeze’s force! The first snowman’s carrot nose went into the second snowman’s bum! From George Takei: I’m so […]

Successfully returning useless cards! / DENTED CANS! / Meat is tasty murder!

November 23, 2017

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got Bah Kut tea noodles, Fat Choy broken straw mushrooms x2, on-sale store brand perogies x2 (potato with cheddar cheese / potato with cottage cheese), 32 Christmas cards spread out over two boxes (one set […]

Tahnee Brown, Catherine Tree, Carsten Beyer, Eietyoung Kemp and an underwear gun

November 21, 2017

During COFFEE TIME this afternoon, I went to the pharmacy next door (propping the side door open with my mop bucket since I didn’t want to go around to the front door in the rainy weather) to pick up my newest birth control prescription, Minestrin! It came in two thin wallet-like pouches, which definitely is […]