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Dayshaun, Dorethea, Ebony for a black person, and De Chanel?! / Nobody cares!

July 15, 2018

Today is National Ice Cream Day! The computer just restarted! Edit at 9: Victor R. just added me from Reddit. YAY! From Julie: Dayshaun?! From Julie: Dorethea is NOT a good spelling for Dorothy or Dorothea! BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Ebony for a black person is SO original and unique! Not! From Julie: De Chanel?! […]

Lexii, Dewayne, Akea, and Deshay?! / P and Lashaunna?! / Japanese hamster bread!

June 21, 2018

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I left at 11:15 to meet Mom and Dad for lunch at 11:30 at Dinesty Dumpling House on a 401. They were so damn late that I had to call them from the fucking restaurant to confirm that lunch was on! Then they tried subtly blaming it on me – no, […]

Candida Seasock?! / Caliyah and Jewel?! / If you are shocked by anything I say?!

June 13, 2018

I discovered redrum today – UGH! Candida Seasock?! From Julie: Caliyah?! From Julie: Jewel?! From Sheryll and Rebel Circus: If you are SHOCKED by anything I say… then you obviously haven’t been paying attention to who I am!

Sir’Zion Dance?! / Thuvan Masson, Shyanne, Contessa, Jaxon, and Yo’Shieba?!

June 8, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I left for FYI Doctors at 2:10 in the rain. The 407 bus had to load a wheelchair, which didn’t help! As for my appointments and tests, it took TWO HOURS for the testing and looking at the glasses! Summary of eye exam: “Try to look elsewhere while we put this bright […]

Miracle Crimes committing crimes?! / Draven?! / KP is a woman?! / Juicy?!

May 26, 2018

I left at 2:30 on a 407 to the liquor store, where I got on-sale Mike’s Hard Root Beer x6 and 1.14 litres of Fireball Whiskey. Then I went to Price Smart for orange / cherry / grape Popsicles, assorted New York Style / mango / blueberry / strawberry cheesecake, and a cherry strudel… and […]

Silver Dragonfly! / Da-Jon, Mecca, and Myanna?! / Frog on the toilet, yo!

April 18, 2018

Lucas, Kumatora, and Boney are in MOTHER 3’s Saturn Valley to get Duster back into their party. A rescued Mr. Saturn gives them a Silver Dragonfly instead of a bow tie. “Children love to chase this dragonfly with the beautiful sky-blue underside.” I prefer to store this unique item with the Item Guy. 😀 From […]

Extreme friendship dealbreakers, female-coded swimsuits, fake-quitting smoking

February 25, 2018

The computer just restarted! From Reddit on July 28, 2017: No, Bmoreisapunkrocktown, we do not have such extreme friendship dealbreakers around kids, significant others, transphobia, extroversion, clingy communication, etc. ALL WRAPPED UP INTO ONE! You’re the bad apple who makes childfree people, black people, AND introverts look bad! She even went all “special snowflake” on […]

Dictator Valentines, St. Valentine’s Massacre, Skiffington and Colbie Holderness

February 14, 2018

Dictator Valentines! Leon Trotsky thinks you’re hotsky! Hitler: “Be mein.” Stalin: “Quit Stalin. Be my valentine.” Chairman Mao: “You are most honorable chairman of my heart.” Fidel Castro: “Don’t embargo my love.” Kim Jong Il: “You’re the Kim Jong Illest.” Idi Amin: “Amin love with you.” Karl Marx: “Roses are red. So is the state. […]

Willem Dafoe! Willem Dafriend! Willem Dafuq! / Déja Moo / Bacon!

February 6, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Florida at 4:30 today, and lost 3-1, partly thanks to an empty-net goal. From Julie: Willem Dafoe! Willem Dafriend! Willem Dafuq! From Exceptional Living: Déja Moo is the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before. Share this image of bacon for no reason!

Stonewall Jackson, Engelbert Humperdinck, platonic girlfriends being offensive

January 27, 2018

Mom called me at 8 to see if I was feeling better and if I was going tomorrow to Pizzeria Barbarella. Not really, and NO! She mentioned her email that she’d sent earlier in the week. Yeah, but that doesn’t mean I have to REPLY… sheesh! Also cancelled on Jon, who says Harma is also […]