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Zakiya, Savieon, JaQuan, Centil, Shawnika, Tarnesha, Shamell, Romeikie, Candra

August 16, 2017

UGH! I just had to kill at least one more insect crawling on my computer desk! Zakiya / Tarwaskia / Andre’ / Savieon / JaQuan / Dana’ / Centil / Shawnika / Tarnesha / LaTonya / Romeikie / Shamell / Candra?! Ah, ghetto names…

Kyrie Irving?! / Satan just wants to be your friend! / Books and JERSEY SHORE

August 12, 2017

From the r/hockey Discord server: Kyrie Irving plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers?! To me, Kyrie seems like a feminine name, and reminds me WAY too much of Kylie! Also reminds me of the Kyrie eleison… This is from Wesley, who thinks this looks like Dr. Andonuts from EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK. Satan: He just wants to […]

What Trendy Breakfast Are You? / Are You Adaptable? / Caffeine and weirdness!

August 11, 2017

Now that the HTML posting option on Blogthings finally works again (for now?), I can post all the drafts I’ve saved! “You Are Shakshuka” You love comfort and feeling cozy, but you are also open to new experiences. You crave warmth of all sorts. You are a bit of an oddball, and you wouldn’t have […]

Uterus ruining your life, Kylr Yust, not doing the thing, Dildo in Newfoundland

July 30, 2017

Hi, I’m a uterus! I’m here to ruin your life! Ugh. Pain. Cramps. I’m done! JUST KIDDING! From Reddit: Kylr Yust?! No, that is not a typo for Kyle. It’s apparently supposed to rhyme with “Tyler,” but I read it as “killer.” “Don’t do the thing”? I’m gonna do the thing anyway! There is a […]

Janice Keihanaikukauakahihiuliheekahaunaele, Young Charles Cox, Dr. Peter Power

July 23, 2017

I was up at 7:30 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Janice Keihanaikukauakahihiuliheekahaunaele?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Young Charles Cox?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Dr. Peter Power is in obstetrics and gynecology?!

Ramit Inmah Ashol, Paul Twocock, old lady Oral, Harry Sidebottom, Crystal Coker

July 22, 2017

Some older guy by the hospital said that my San Francisco shirt was a “nice shirt.” Cool! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Ramit Inmah Ashol?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Paul Twocock?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: This old lady named ORAL was on a game show?! I’ve heard of Opal, but […]

A Killer Pickup Line, Doug Kidney, Ohkanda Riki, Abhi Mayadam, Sarah Moray

July 21, 2017

Jon’s friend Jason Lyle added me to Facebook – what?! From Janina and Not Always Right: A Killer Pickup Line! “You’re pretty. You look like someone in my book on serial killers.” Noel has a Facebook friend named Doug KIDNEY, haha! From Not Always Working: Ohkanda Riki?! From Not Always Right: Abhi Mayadam?! From Not […]

BADGER Daylighting, manipulating Magitek Armor abominations, Charisma Carpenter

July 16, 2017

Today is National Ice Cream Day! From Janina: BADGER Daylighting! Cyan to Sabin in the Imperial Camp, on the Magitek Armor: “Sir Sabin! How might these abominations be manipulated?” From Reddit: Charisma Carpenter is an actress?!

Bartz, Lenna, Faris, and Galuf at Bal Castle: Bad jokes will get you PUNished!

July 10, 2017

I went out to the Bay at 3:15 on a 407 for a new 3-pack of Jockey underwear in size 9 (last bought on November 15, 2016) since I needed some partly because of the other day. Thank goodness for extra money in my bank account! Then I went to London Drugs to get Tasty […]

The (Hard Knock) Life of a Facebook Photo! / Cody and Corey Manyshots?!

July 9, 2017

From Candy: The (Hard Knock) Life of a Facebook Photo! Brought to you by Pixable! How did you take the picture? With a film camera: What a hipster. Ha! Now you have to get it developed! Don’t get it digital: You can’t tag people on prints! Get it digital: It’s a 21st century thing. Ask […]