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Harry Potter, Wing Flannagan, a Whopper with 700 pickles, never being perfect

May 7, 2017

I got a blue screen of death at 11:12 AM! I also showered today. From Funny Junk: Right next to Quindarious Gooch, a black Harry Potter has been arrested for crack possession! From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Wing Flannagan?! Only in Japan: A Whopper with over 700 pickles on it! I’ll never be perfect, but I’ll always […]

DOUBLE PENETRATOR! / Sergey Tuganov died after sex and a bottle of Viagra?!

April 29, 2017

From Buzzfeed: DOUBLE PENETRATOR?! From Matthew Santoro: Sergey Tuganov dropped dead after sex and a bottle of Viagra?!

Cow vomiting in a washroom, horses and free time, Interceptor and strangers

April 27, 2017

I did some laundry today, and unsubscribed from r/earthbound because of the shitposts and children there. The latest example: Some 28-year-old thinks that I’m immature and didn’t know that there was an age before screenshots. I’m 40, so of course I know that is true! Idiot. He then tried to call me his friend – […]

Lo Wang not being Xeria, not needing Mr. Gopher’s help, Sum and finding exits

March 2, 2017

IT WAS TIME FOR MORE COFFEE EARLIER! The Canucks played San Jose at 7:30 tonight, and lost 3-1. In COLINBOUND 2, Lo Wang and Madam Hex are on the way to Dark Wind’s Peak for Lo Wang’s trial. They get a phone call from Dawn of Save Inc. “Oh, is this Colin?” Lo Wang the […]

Snow and God coming! / A Japanese Halloween Christmas tree! / Let it snow!

December 25, 2016

MERRY CHRISTMAS! I called Steph just now to see if I could get a ride to Christmas dinner, although I’m not thrilled about the idea. At least I could get one… WTF church sign from Our Savior’s Lutheran Church: As snow fell silently, God came. Merry Christmas. Barry told me about this Halloween Christmas tree […]

Chili peppers as Egyptian strawberries, Jesus and metal, precision and elegance

December 11, 2016

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Washington at 2 today, and lost 3-0. From Sara: Chili peppers as Egyptian strawberries?! That Post-It has mistakes on it, too! From Julie: “No, Timmy, I don’t listen to prayers. I listen to metal.” says Jesus! From Vanessa, Engrish.com, and Japan Specialist: Here’s a sign saying “Please urinate with precision […]

Waking up on the Japanese flag, Golden closed off, Klan-stomper a local nerd

October 17, 2016

To my surprise, Vanessa called (and sent me Facebook messages) and said that she and Jason could give me their old couch on Friday if I wanted, and even move my old one for me since they’d be there anyway. She also said that she’d had a dream about Krista – weird! Krista definitely didn’t […]

Synonym rolls, Lo Wang being pompous, the universe and fighting prowess

September 28, 2016

The Canucks had their second pre-season game against the Oilers tonight at 7, and won 5-3 thanks to an empty-net goal. Julie W. sent me this: Synonym rolls?! After defeating Infina, Colin and Keri visit Mt. Koi in Japan. This monk tells them, “Everyone here is gushing about how Lo Wang helped you save the […]

Mt. Koi characters! / Lo Wang’s trial on Dark Wind’s Peak at Mt. Koi!

September 25, 2016

Colin, Keri, and Xeria eat some Ambrosia while they’re at Grand Beach… Girl: “Lo Wang, thank you for last night. I had fun.” Lo Wang checks out the purple ice cave: These gravestones seem to have pieces missing here and there. How very strange…

Ebisu Sushi birthday celebration with good friends! / Grilled beef skewers!

September 23, 2016

This afternoon, I called Ebisu to pre-emptively make a reservation for tonight: the table is only available for two hours, and they’ll hold it for only fifteen minutes?! Good to know. Vanessa also offered me a ride there since she was at her parents’ place, which was fine by me. Then I called Chrystal at […]