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Chinese New Year / Creepy Easter Bunny 4 / Sheba, Keke, Rayshawn, and Monicia?!

February 16, 2018

新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2018! It’s the Year of the Earth Dog! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 4! From Julie: Sheba?! I AM THE QUEEN OF SHEBA, AND MY PARENTS OBVIOUSLY KNEW THIS WHEN I WAS BORN! From Julie: Keke (a girl?!) and Rayshawn?! Keke just sounds like a weird […]

Dr. Lauren Hyman?! / Dr. Chip Silvertooth is a dentist?! Claire Li?! WHAT?!

December 25, 2017

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! MERRY CHRISTMAS 2017! From Reddit: Dr. Lauren Hyman is a gynecologist?! From Reddit: Dr. Chip Silvertooth is a dentist?! From my Facebook friend suggestions: Claire Li?! It sounds way too much like “clearly.” Clara Li would have been slightly better / worse, and Clarissa Li would have been even better for Julie […]

Heart Moko Moko toilet candy, Stik Tahu POO chips, pink tooth pooping outside

November 28, 2017

From Julie: Heart Moko Moko toilet candy from Japan! Stik Tahu POO chips in Indonesia?! From Julie: Here’s a pink tooth in the process of pooping outside in the grass!

EXTREME IRONING?! / EAT YOURSELF PREGNANT?! / THE TESTICLE COOKBOOK?! / Condoms!

November 28, 2017

This computer blue-screened just when I was going to go to bed! UGH! From Julie: EXTREME IRONING?! I wouldn’t want to stand up there, let alone iron! EAT YOURSELF PREGNANT?! No thanks! THE TESTICLE COOKBOOK: COOKING WITH BALLS?! Translation of the Japanese title: CONDOM MEALS I WANT TO MAKE FOR YOU?! Oh, Japan…

Charismatic! / A bunch of funny FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF Ability descriptions!

October 3, 2017

I called Chrystal at work at 12:30 – to my surprise, she was on reception duty! We made plans for her to treat me to a belated birthday dinner on Friday the 13th; we’ll meet at 7-ish at the London Drugs near Broadway Station. Sounds good to me! “You Are Not Charismatic” You are not […]

Poop emoji birthday balloon, eating ice cream from a toilet, blue whale farts

September 19, 2017

I got a surprise birthday card from Pathways in the mail today – SWEET! 😀 Julie S. saw this poop emoji birthday balloon at the store! From Melissa: Eating poop ice cream from a toilet! From Pete and Check This Out: A blue whale can make a fart bubble big enough to fit a horse […]

Shannon Willing, Shaye Eller, Shuu Tsukiyama, Silverayne Smith, Tanith Kamelot

September 14, 2017

Vanessa said she could give me rides to and from the MEGA SUSHI dinner, so now I’m set! From Not Always Learning: Shannon Willing?! But what if she’s NOT willing to do something?! Hahaha! Also, DRAGON! 😀 From Not Always Related: Shaye Eller?! From Not Always Right: Shuu Tsukiyama?! From Not Always Working: Silverayne Smith?! […]

Crazy Kefka and the final battle of FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS!

September 5, 2017

Barry called me at 12:30 to say that he’d found someone named Tryanna who could take me food shopping on the 20th. He says he’ll be back in early October, unless war breaks out in Japan. I thought Trump was after North Korea, but WHO KNOWS. Then I called Chrystal at 1:15 to let her […]

The Salad Personality Test / Stop whining about heteronormativity and gender!

August 11, 2017

“You Are Balanced” You’re the type who likes everything in moderation, and you’re especially good at balancing out life’s extremes. You are a bit of a novelty seeker, and you like to have a really good mix of things in your life. There is always room for something or someone new. You meld well with […]

Emperor Zemus and Imperial Soldier Biggs in the game menu / Ieva Heaven?!

August 6, 2017

It was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT at 7:30 AM this morning. After finding mouse droppings in the kitchen and looking things up online, I went to London Drugs at 10:20 on a 407. Unfortunately, there was an older lady at the bus stop who thought that I wanted to be the recipient of endless talking […]