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Wings at Moxie’s? Sure, why not? / English and tough thorough thought on a mug!

April 1, 2019

Brian and Holly seemed to be making plans for $4 wings at Moxie’s tonight, so in a moment of rare spontaneity, I decided to join them, Paulo, and Darryl. Turns out Jeremy and Jeff were invited too, but that was okay. I thought Brian was giving Paulo a ride too, but I guess not. At […]

You will have the shits in one hour! / Throwable splat poo from Daiso!

March 17, 2019

From Pete and Crap I Feel Like Posting: A fortune cookie! You will have the shits in one hour. Even the fortune cookie is laughing! From Melissa: A throwable splat poo ball from Daiso in Japan! A closeup of the throwable splat poop ball from Daiso in Japan!

Things that English speakers instinctively know about word order!

February 24, 2019

From Sara H. and Tumblr: Things that English speakers know about English word order, but don’t know we know! I definitely sent this to Corey on Discord as soon as I saw it posted on my wall on Facebook! BurntCopper posts a photo. “Adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: Opinion-size-age-shape-color-origin-material-purpose Noun. […]

Chinese New Year 2019! YEAR OF THE PIG! / Assfed ground beef?! NOT SEAFOOD!

February 5, 2019

COFFEE TIME! I found out that Chrissy has deleted her Facebook again – what the heck?! The Canucks played Washington at 4 today, and lost 3-2 on bullshit calls… 新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2019! It’s the Year of the Earth Pig! From Julie: Happy Chinese New Year 2019 with dragons, […]

A potty-shaped foam drink holder! / Blanca Arreola Guerrero and LaDonna?!

December 27, 2018

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A potty-shaped foam drink holder! From Youtube: Blanca Arreola Guerrero?! People are going to misread that as BIANCA, and didn’t her parents know what an AREOLA is?! Also, LaDonna?! I also always mistype Blanca as Blance!

Wess to Duster: You have legs! / Professor Roey Sweet?!

December 13, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Nashville at 5 today, and they came back from a 3-1 score to take it to overtime, thanks to Boeser and Horvat. However, they ended up losing 4-3! Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney are reunited in Chapter 5 of MOTHER 3. On their way to defeat Lord Passion at Osohe […]

A poop emoji bowtie dog collar! / TOOT BOOK!

October 24, 2018

There was a FALSE fire alarm last night at 8:50 PM! I also heard the first Halloween fireworks of the year about an hour later. From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji bowtie dog collar! From Julie: TOOT BOOK, also by Leslie Patricelli, so I bet it’s a companion book to the POTTY one […]

Eyeball ultrasound follow-up! / Obama and Putin needing Dr. Phil?!

October 19, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 10:15 so we could finally go to Dr. Wise’s office downtown for my eyeball ultrasound follow-up: MORE PAPERWORK AND APPOINTMENTS! We discussed my nephews, therapy, serial killers using white vans, Ted Bundy, the Green River Killer, Paul Bernardo, BTK, and more. When I got home at 12:25 […]

Pepper Lunch with Auntie Catherine! / Nando’s Chicken as a birthday dinner!

September 17, 2018

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. BOW DOWN TO THE FIRE DRAGON! Since Auntie Catherine wanted to change our lunch at Pepper Lunch (which I have always wanted to try – Japanese Teppanyaki cuisine!) from Saturday the 15th to today at 11 because she has a doctor appointment in Richmond anyhow, I was semi-amenable to that prospect. […]

Magicant chicken fragments! / Magicant chicken ashes! / Hudsyn?! BAD SPELLING!

August 6, 2018

Today is BC DAY! All I remember from my nap dream: Little brown wallets like the prescription pouches from the pharmacy next door, and MAGICANT CHICKEN FRAGMENTS / MAGICANT CHICKEN FINGERS / MAGICANT CHICKEN ASHES splits in speedrunning! From Julie: Hudsyn?! BAD SPELLING!