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Charismatic! / A bunch of funny FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF Ability descriptions!

October 3, 2017

I called Chrystal at work at 12:30 – to my surprise, she was on reception duty! We made plans for her to treat me to a belated birthday dinner on Friday the 13th; we’ll meet at 7-ish at the London Drugs near Broadway Station. Sounds good to me! “You Are Not Charismatic” You are not […]

Poop emoji birthday balloon, eating ice cream from a toilet, blue whale farts

September 19, 2017

I got a surprise birthday card from Pathways in the mail today – SWEET! 😀 Julie S. saw this poop emoji birthday balloon at the store! From Melissa: Eating poop ice cream from a toilet! From Pete and Check This Out: A blue whale can make a fart bubble big enough to fit a horse […]

Shannon Willing, Shaye Eller, Shuu Tsukiyama, Silverayne Smith, Tanith Kamelot

September 14, 2017

Vanessa said she could give me rides to and from the MEGA SUSHI dinner, so now I’m set! From Not Always Learning: Shannon Willing?! But what if she’s NOT willing to do something?! Hahaha! Also, DRAGON! 😀 From Not Always Related: Shaye Eller?! From Not Always Right: Shuu Tsukiyama?! From Not Always Working: Silverayne Smith?! […]

Crazy Kefka and the final battle of FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS!

September 5, 2017

Barry called me at 12:30 to say that he’d found someone named Tryanna who could take me food shopping on the 20th. He says he’ll be back in early October, unless war breaks out in Japan. I thought Trump was after North Korea, but WHO KNOWS. Then I called Chrystal at 1:15 to let her […]

The Salad Personality Test / Stop whining about heteronormativity and gender!

August 11, 2017

“You Are Balanced” You’re the type who likes everything in moderation, and you’re especially good at balancing out life’s extremes. You are a bit of a novelty seeker, and you like to have a really good mix of things in your life. There is always room for something or someone new. You meld well with […]

Emperor Zemus and Imperial Soldier Biggs in the game menu / Ieva Heaven?!

August 6, 2017

It was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT at 7:30 AM this morning. After finding mouse droppings in the kitchen and looking things up online, I went to London Drugs at 10:20 on a 407. Unfortunately, there was an older lady at the bus stop who thought that I wanted to be the recipient of endless talking […]

A Killer Pickup Line, Doug Kidney, Ohkanda Riki, Abhi Mayadam, Sarah Moray

July 21, 2017

Jon’s friend Jason Lyle added me to Facebook – what?! From Janina and Not Always Right: A Killer Pickup Line! “You’re pretty. You look like someone in my book on serial killers.” Noel has a Facebook friend named Doug KIDNEY, haha! From Not Always Working: Ohkanda Riki?! From Not Always Right: Abhi Mayadam?! From Not […]

Dog shit not allowed here, Japanese lucky poop candy, vegetarians and food poop

June 11, 2017

From Engrish.com: Your dog shit is not allowed here. Hell all your family. From Julie: Unchi-kun Japanese lucky poop candy! To all you vegetarians [AND VEGANS!] who give us carnivores crap for eating meat, I just wanted to let you know… my food poops on your food, so HA!!!!!! There’s a pooping cow!

Middle fingers and boners, Racist Park, General Leo Christophe, Kuba Psuty

June 9, 2017

I just finished some laundry, no thanks to some inconsiderate person taking up both washing machines (thus delaying it an hour), and then doing something to one of them so that my token wasn’t accepted. FUCK! From Janina and 9GAG: My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you. From Engrish.com and Library […]

Ayler is FIVE! WOW! / Tunnels and square roots! / Vegetables attacked with ham!

May 26, 2017

After MORE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 5 (just getting the 401) to see Ayler and Hiero for a while for Ayler’s fifth birthday as I’d planned with Harmony yesterday, who said it was sweet of me. I had Hiero’s peace sign / ice cream / cupcake / doughnut / SESAME STREET / cats […]