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A Killer Pickup Line, Doug Kidney, Ohkanda Riki, Abhi Mayadam, Sarah Moray

July 21, 2017

Jon’s friend Jason Lyle added me to Facebook – what?! From Janina and Not Always Right: A Killer Pickup Line! “You’re pretty. You look like someone in my book on serial killers.” Noel has a Facebook friend named Doug KIDNEY, haha! From Not Always Working: Ohkanda Riki?! From Not Always Right: Abhi Mayadam?! From Not […]

Dog shit not allowed here, Japanese lucky poop candy, vegetarians and food poop

June 11, 2017

From Engrish.com: Your dog shit is not allowed here. Hell all your family. From Julie: Unchi-kun Japanese lucky poop candy! To all you vegetarians [AND VEGANS!] who give us carnivores crap for eating meat, I just wanted to let you know… my food poops on your food, so HA!!!!!! There’s a pooping cow!

Middle fingers and boners, Racist Park, General Leo Christophe, Kuba Psuty

June 9, 2017

I just finished some laundry, no thanks to some inconsiderate person taking up both washing machines (thus delaying it an hour), and then doing something to one of them so that my token wasn’t accepted. FUCK! From Janina and 9GAG: My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you. From Engrish.com and Library […]

Ayler is FIVE! WOW! / Tunnels and square roots! / Vegetables attacked with ham!

May 26, 2017

After MORE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 5 (just getting the 401) to see Ayler and Hiero for a while for Ayler’s fifth birthday as I’d planned with Harmony yesterday, who said it was sweet of me. I had Hiero’s peace sign / ice cream / cupcake / doughnut / SESAME STREET / cats […]

Harry Potter, Wing Flannagan, a Whopper with 700 pickles, never being perfect

May 7, 2017

I got a blue screen of death at 11:12 AM! I also showered today. From Funny Junk: Right next to Quindarious Gooch, a black Harry Potter has been arrested for crack possession! From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Wing Flannagan?! Only in Japan: A Whopper with over 700 pickles on it! I’ll never be perfect, but I’ll always […]

DOUBLE PENETRATOR! / Sergey Tuganov died after sex and a bottle of Viagra?!

April 29, 2017

From Buzzfeed: DOUBLE PENETRATOR?! From Matthew Santoro: Sergey Tuganov dropped dead after sex and a bottle of Viagra?!

Cow vomiting in a washroom, horses and free time, Interceptor and strangers

April 27, 2017

I did some laundry today, and unsubscribed from r/earthbound because of the shitposts and children there. The latest example: Some 28-year-old thinks that I’m immature and didn’t know that there was an age before screenshots. I’m 40, so of course I know that is true! Idiot. He then tried to call me his friend – […]

Lo Wang not being Xeria, not needing Mr. Gopher’s help, Sum and finding exits

March 2, 2017

IT WAS TIME FOR MORE COFFEE EARLIER! The Canucks played San Jose at 7:30 tonight, and lost 3-1. In COLINBOUND 2, Lo Wang and Madam Hex are on the way to Dark Wind’s Peak for Lo Wang’s trial. They get a phone call from Dawn of Save Inc. “Oh, is this Colin?” Lo Wang the […]

Snow and God coming! / A Japanese Halloween Christmas tree! / Let it snow!

December 25, 2016

MERRY CHRISTMAS! I called Steph just now to see if I could get a ride to Christmas dinner, although I’m not thrilled about the idea. At least I could get one… WTF church sign from Our Savior’s Lutheran Church: As snow fell silently, God came. Merry Christmas. Barry told me about this Halloween Christmas tree […]

Chili peppers as Egyptian strawberries, Jesus and metal, precision and elegance

December 11, 2016

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Washington at 2 today, and lost 3-0. From Sara: Chili peppers as Egyptian strawberries?! That Post-It has mistakes on it, too! From Julie: “No, Timmy, I don’t listen to prayers. I listen to metal.” says Jesus! From Vanessa, Engrish.com, and Japan Specialist: Here’s a sign saying “Please urinate with precision […]