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Archive for May 2019

Camdyn, Cayson, Callie, and Catlan?! / Molei Wright?! / DeOrr Kunz, Junior?!

May 31, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I will go out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. Should be okay for our last month! From Julie: Callie is fine, but Camdyn and Cayson?! BAD SPELLING OF CAMDEN! From Julie: This guy is named Catlan?! Reminds me of Catalan… From READER’S DIGEST: Molei Wright?! […]

I never repeat myself, so listen carefully! MUG! / Canucks mug! / Dorcas?!

May 30, 2019

My “I never repeat myself, so listen carefully” mug! My Canucks mug from white Eric for Christmas 2010! From Bored Panda: Dorcas was on JEOPARDY?!

FIRE / Myking Worboys, Bucky Worboys, Shyann Ovalie, Bridgitt Elliott. Katonnah?

May 29, 2019

My neighbors are fucking idiots, I swear. The latest fire alarm today at 5:15 was caused by someone who was SLEEPING WHILE COOKING! Luckily, I got back in at 5:40, but did take my wallet just in case – not my phone, though! I’ll try to remember that next time… UGH! Myking Worboys?! Bucky Worboys?! […]

Vanessa and baby Cassidy! / Salty cream matcha BBT Coco! / Food birthstones!

May 29, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I hung out with Vanessa and baby Cassidy, weathering a ten-minute Facebook glitch in the meantime where it wouldn’t work. They got here at 12:05, and we were on our way to R and H House in Lansdowne Mall. We talked about crazy friends, Tamara, Jen, abuse, Heather, how it’s nobody’s business […]

Electricity puns in comic form! / Hell and laptop sleeves! / Tiit Helimets?!

May 28, 2019

I showered today, and noticed that I can actually read the names and numbers on my Caller ID for the first time since my eye surgery on the 8th – NICE! From Nita: Sparky! Your mother and I are SHOCKED at your CURRENT behavior! Until you learn to CONDUCT yourself properly, you’re GROUNDED! From Julie: […]

Harlem, Dawna, Rakeem, Ka’Shayla, Myla, Passion, and Johnell?! / McCartney?!

May 27, 2019

From Julie: Harlem?! Did you REALLY want to name your baby after the ghetto?! From Julie: Dawna?! BAD SPELLING OF DONNA! From Julie: Rakeem?! From Julie: Ka’Shayla?! From Julie: Myla?! As in OH MYLANTA?! I used to know someone named Mylene Giroux at Palmer, but at least that was French! From Julie: Passion?! From Julie: […]

Double birthday party at Douglas Park! / Bitch better have my money! Jesus!

May 26, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I had to leave at 4 so I could go to Douglas Park at 22nd and Heather for Ayler and Beckett’s family birthday party. Of course I had Ayler’s birthday card, Beckett’s birthday card, Ayler’s Spiderman / Spider-Man Funko Pop toy, Beckett’s Zookie Slappy stuffed puppy toy, the Kinder mini-eggs, Lindt Gold […]

Enjoy 1+1 CafĂ©! Paulo! / Johnniemae, Sade, Jazmyne, Juarez, Kingston, Zeelah

May 25, 2019

After COFFEE TIME and SHOWER TIME, we learned that Steve had a migraine, so he was out for tonight. Totally understandable! I had to go back to Wireless Wave because I got an error message on my phone when trying to send texts! (“Currently unable to send your message. It will be sent when the […]

Laughing jumbo jets! / Grammar mug! / SEND NOODS sweatshirt / 13 GOING ON 30

May 25, 2019

From Julie: Two jumbo jets cracking a joke and having a good laugh at Miami International Airport. This funny coffee mug is from “You’re killin’ me Smalls!” and Pete: I before E. Except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird. SEND NOODS on a sweatshirt, hahaha. Reminds me […]

Coffee pot with straw holder! KRAMER! / Pluto the planet and Pluto the dog!

May 24, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. I also went to Price Smart to pick up some Western Family lemonade at the customer service desk: Classic Lemonade and Raspberry Lemonade! Then I went to London Drugs to eventually buy an on-sale Spiderman / Spider-Man […]