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Granite intensive T-shirt / Your video game name! / Denali Brehme is a name?!

March 19, 2020

The computer gave me a heart attack at 4:55 when both the keyboard and mouse froze, and the power button wouldn’t work until 20 minutes later at 5:20! Andrew says it might not be the power supply, but he has to come by and see first, of course. White Eric said it didn’t sound good… […]

Chili, blocks, broccoli, and mango pudding / SESAME STREET muppet generator

March 10, 2020

It’s MARIO DAY today! After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:10 on a 401 to help with the kids. Surprisingly, I just managed to get the 3 despite the elevator buttons not responding to my commands. I got to the house at 4:10 despite an electric scooter not knowing how to maneuver smoothly on […]

PooPaint toilet paper?! / GAS OUT: THE CARD GAME! / Redneck Leprechaun Name

March 4, 2020

From Melissa: The Japanese have come up with PooPaint Toilet Paper?! From Julie: A game called GAS OUT! Play your card, but DON’T PASS THE GAS! From Rock 101 and Scream Therapy: What is your Redneck Leprechaun Name? Dopey Bubba O’Fartsniffer!

What’s Your Cupid Name? / Reddit NHL Valentine‚Äôs Day cards, 2020 edition!

February 14, 2020

From WFLA News Channel 8: What’s Your Cupid Name? Happy Love Wings?! Finally found the 2020 NHL Valentine’s Day cards by searching “NHL Reddit Valentines” – the guy’s username is Oeuvre! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day 2020 to Anaheim Ducks fans! (Ryan Getzlaf) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day 2020 to Arizona Coyotes fans! (Phil Kessel) […]

Zoom! Blankets! Mine! Ladybug! Please! / Beckett’s balls! / CREATIVE CURSING?!

January 7, 2020

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:40 on a 401 to help with the kids, but decided to stop by the post office first to mail stuff to Steph and Joan for $4.38 only! It was sort of quick, no thanks to someone wanting to check out her post office box while mailing stuff! […]

How Will I Die? Devoured by Republicans?! 9Gag generators!

December 21, 2019

The Canucks played the Penguins tonight at 7, and s. From 9Gag: How Will I Die? Devoured by Republicans?! Mike would be Buried Alive by Justin Bieber! My ex-friend Jimmy would be Suffocated by Living! HAHAHA!

Santa and lightsabers at Richmond Centre, playing with dogs, my snowman name

December 14, 2019

The Canucks played the Sharks tonight at 7, and lost 4-2… San Jose had TWO empty-net goals?! Spotted on my local mall’s Facebook page for Christmas 2015: Some people were really hyped for STAR WARS, and got the Richmond Centre Santa and Mrs. Claus to join in with lightsabers! From Julie M., Whisper, and Introvert […]

Stoner Elf Name! / ChristmasFlamHam! / Suitcases! / Chrystal Xmas / Dirty jokes!

December 6, 2019

DIRTY JOKES! How is pubic hair like parsley? You push it to the side before you start eating. What’s the speed limit of sex? 68! At 69, you have to turn around. What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? I want you inside me! Why do vegetarians give good head? Because they […]

Punkeydoodles Corners, Ontario?! / Food and drink and ghosts! / Texas Twinkies!

November 11, 2019

Punkeydoodles Corners, Ontario?! From Janina: “There’ll be food and drink and ghosts.” This is how friends convince me to go places. From Cuya’s Discord server: Texas Twinkies! Brisket bacon-wrapped jalapeno cream cheese!

No-Name Halloween 2019 tagging! / What’s Your Monster Movie?

October 31, 2019

From Julie: No-Name Halloween 2019 tagging! Michael the Contractor, Small Fish Woman, Alive Toy, Garbage Troll, Hulking Maniac, Private School Child with Stick, Cheese Pervert, and Space Dog. From Gregg’s for Halloween 2013: What’s Your Monster Movie? Beware! The Disco Hairy Werewolves!