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I want Venus the singer’s autograph on an eraser, toilet paper, or banana peels!

November 9, 2017

I left at 2:30 in warmer rainy weather for my appointment with Dr. Ruby, just managing to get the 403 from Brighouse. Yeah, I know the Minoral generic is strong, but it isn’t helpful if blood breaks out anyway! After getting yet another new prescription, I went to Big Crazy for a $5 bag of […]

CHRYSTAL! / Random convos! / Blowing people’s minds! / Lemonade from 1657?!

October 13, 2017

After COFFEE TIME at 4:45, I left at 6:30 to meet Chrystal at the Broadway London Drugs at 7-ish for a belated birthday dinner treat! I had her Want Want Snowy Crackers from Big Crazy, of course. I was standing around reading MAD MAGAZINE when Chrystal came up behind me. We summarily went to Original […]

Shadow and killing emotions, Smirnoff Ice as a drink for kids, soda pressing

October 5, 2017

I felt weird before I went to bed last night, so I went to the bathroom and discovered redrum: WHAT THE FUCK, BODY?! Good thing I discovered it BEFORE going to bed, otherwise I’d have had to break out the hydrogen peroxide! I told Classy, the r/hockey Discord server, and Jimmy about it too, poor […]

Goblins and serious pizza, Hotel Onett price gibberish, static inside a house

August 8, 2017

Goblin to Colin, Xeria, and Madam Hex in COLINBOUND 1’s Monkey Caves: “Get the fuck out of my face if you’re not going to give me any pizza!” The HALLOW’S END party (Sally, Clyde, and Craig) stay overnight at the Hotel Onett after defeating everything at the Giant Step sanctuary location. There’s already some gibberish […]

Your name in the periodic table, 70% of citizens supportive, Bozo as an outline

June 16, 2017

While looking around for some stuff earlier today, I found a Christmas-themed envelope with Teunis’s name on it, plus a Percy Jackson and Olympians: The Lightning Thief DVD box. I was going to throw those out, but decided to ask Andrew M. if Teunis might actually like it returned to him. I know how I’d […]

Porky’s stinky poop, Chatoyer T’heed Huggins, Diamando May, Peter Pop Bumper

June 15, 2017

Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, and the Super Plush Teddy Bear finally make it to the Scarabi desert in MOTHER 2 DELUXE. By this grove of palm trees, Porky’s stink still hangs in the air… you can see his poop pellets! EW! From Not Always Working: Chatoyer T’heed Huggins?! Reminds me of Huggies diapers, hahaha! From […]

Mexican stereotype costumes, selling us the newspaper, costing us our lives

April 14, 2017

In EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK, Tomas Jefferson sees Varik in town. He tells him, “THIS IS THE GREATEST MEXICAN STEREOTYPE COSTUME EVER.” Ness is going through Onett, and knocks on the door of this building. “If you’re trying to sell us the newspaper, go away! We don’t read the paper!” Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo are […]

RCMP officers and Doughnuts / Giant smiley faces in the way / Harry Hollywood

April 10, 2017

In COLINBOUND 1, Colin and Madam Hex have to defeat four RCMP officers at the Selkirk police station so the path to Lockport can be unblocked. When they turn back to normal, they drop Doughnuts, hahaha! On their way to Red River from Lockport in COLINBOUND 1, Colin and Madam Hex see this smiley face […]

An awfully strange carrot, a shy Gummi not being a Tenda, Xandie Andersen

April 8, 2017

I noticed that someone from Harmony’s house had called me yesterday at 7:15, but it was too late to call them back by the time I noticed at 10 PM, so I called them back tonight at 7:50. Ayler answered, so I asked whether he’d called me. Yes, he had. Then I asked whether he […]

Red cross on the Summers hospital / The Stoic Club! / Brown Cow! / Saxophones!

April 7, 2017

I finally blocked Fiann because he was being an asshole the other night. In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Ness / Paula / Jeff / the Super Plush Teddy Bear make it to Summers. Here is the Summers Hospital with a red cross, which was removed from most hospitals in EARTHBOUND because of the Red Cross. CENSORSHIP! […]