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Your name in the periodic table, 70% of citizens supportive, Bozo as an outline

June 16, 2017

While looking around for some stuff earlier today, I found a Christmas-themed envelope with Teunis’s name on it, plus a Percy Jackson and Olympians: The Lightning Thief DVD box. I was going to throw those out, but decided to ask Andrew M. if Teunis might actually like it returned to him. I know how I’d […]

Porky’s stinky poop, Chatoyer T’heed Huggins, Diamando May, Peter Pop Bumper

June 15, 2017

Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, and the Super Plush Teddy Bear finally make it to the Scarabi desert in MOTHER 2 DELUXE. By this grove of palm trees, Porky’s stink still hangs in the air… you can see his poop pellets! EW! From Not Always Working: Chatoyer T’heed Huggins?! Reminds me of Huggies diapers, hahaha! From […]

Mexican stereotype costumes, selling us the newspaper, costing us our lives

April 14, 2017

In EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK, Tomas Jefferson sees Varik in town. He tells him, “THIS IS THE GREATEST MEXICAN STEREOTYPE COSTUME EVER.” Ness is going through Onett, and knocks on the door of this building. “If you’re trying to sell us the newspaper, go away! We don’t read the paper!” Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo are […]

RCMP officers and Doughnuts / Giant smiley faces in the way / Harry Hollywood

April 10, 2017

In COLINBOUND 1, Colin and Madam Hex have to defeat four RCMP officers at the Selkirk police station so the path to Lockport can be unblocked. When they turn back to normal, they drop Doughnuts, hahaha! On their way to Red River from Lockport in COLINBOUND 1, Colin and Madam Hex see this smiley face […]

An awfully strange carrot, a shy Gummi not being a Tenda, Xandie Andersen

April 8, 2017

I noticed that someone from Harmony’s house had called me yesterday at 7:15, but it was too late to call them back by the time I noticed at 10 PM, so I called them back tonight at 7:50. Ayler answered, so I asked whether he’d called me. Yes, he had. Then I asked whether he […]

Red cross on the Summers hospital / The Stoic Club! / Brown Cow! / Saxophones!

April 7, 2017

I finally blocked Fiann because he was being an asshole the other night. In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Ness / Paula / Jeff / the Super Plush Teddy Bear make it to Summers. Here is the Summers Hospital with a red cross, which was removed from most hospitals in EARTHBOUND because of the Red Cross. CENSORSHIP! […]

Let’s kill people! / Kung Fu-like hairstyles! / Falling in love with Poo!

April 6, 2017

The Canucks played the Coyotes at 7 tonight, and lost 4-3. From Julie: “Are you okay?” “Nope.” “Me either.. Let’s kill people.” In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Poo joins Ness, Paula, Jeff, and the Super Plush Teddy Bear in Summers, and they immediately go shopping. A woman says, “That Kung Fu-like hairstyle! You look so cool!” […]

Correcting people’s grammar, Jeff, Dungeon Man, Balloon Monkey, an iron eraser

April 4, 2017

April 4 is apparently Tell A Lie Day. Well, then. From Candy: If you can’t win an argument, correct their grammar instead. In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Jeff and the Balloon Monkey meet Brick Road, who wants to become Dungeon Man. There’s a Gruff Goat and an iron pencil nearby. You need a Pencil Eraser to […]

Brookside Merlot Blackcurrant, Chardonnay Grape Peach, Häagen-Dazs Spirits

April 3, 2017

Last night, I asked Vanessa whether she and Jason were allergic or sensitive to chocolate, peppermint, or peanut butter. She said no, but thanked me for being thoughtful. I wouldn’t want to give them anything they can’t or won’t eat, of course! I went out at 4:10 today to get my prescription at the pharmacy […]

Quetzalcoatl Mayan dragon god, sand dragon sculpture, new dragon emoji stickers

April 2, 2017

From Krista: Golden Quetzalcoatl ancient Mayan dragon god! From Reddit: A sand dragon sculpture from Harrison Hot Springs! New Dragon Clan emoji stickers to use in Facebook Messenger / Facebook chat / Facebook messages! DRAGONS! 😀