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Archive for August 2017

What Flavor Blizzard Are You?

August 18, 2017

“You Are a Heath Blizzard” You are a unique person who does your own thing in life. You are always inspired and thinking up new plans. You can be a bit of a geek, and you wouldn’t have it any other way. You like delving deep into a subject. You tend to have some unusual […]

Kai Drawwater, Katrin Schirmir, Kristen Parlee, Keera Ann Fox, Keesha Turner

August 18, 2017

Jon sent me a Facebook message at 9:40 about possibly helping with the kids on Monday afternoon, and mentioned that he’d let Harmony arrange Wednesday with me. Sure, why not? That reminded me to call Barry AGAIN at 11:45 to see if I could change our appointment time since that’s also on Wednesday. This time, […]

Tommy being stupidly defensive / Dumbing yourself down and defenestrating idiots

August 17, 2017

Last night, Tommy was being pretty annoying with his continuous Facebook messages, so I gave him one-word answers till he apparently got the hint. Then he dragged me into a Facebook group chat with Helen and Jimmy at 10:15 PM to talk about Jen and defend her behavior. We weren’t too impressed with his excuses […]

No liquid farts, body! / More than you bargained for! / Will Farrell on sharting

August 17, 2017

From Ask Ideas: Body, why didn’t you tell me that this fart was going to be liquid?! From Ask Ideas: Ted Cruz is thinking, “When you think you farted, but it’s more than you bargained for…” From Ask Ideas: Will Farrell in ELF is thinking, “When you fart, but it wasn’t a fart…”

A dragon breathing lightning, Vietnamese subs, breaking a physio chair, trains

August 16, 2017

After (MORE) COFFEE TIME, I left at 11:40 AM on a 407 to make it to Jon and Harmony’s at 12:15 or so. Apparently, nobody was home, but I heard Ayler’s voice a couple of minutes later from the car. Jon made a comment about my San Francisco shirt – yeah, it’s pretty noticeable, but […]

Zakiya, Savieon, JaQuan, Centil, Shawnika, Tarnesha, Shamell, Romeikie, Candra

August 16, 2017

UGH! I just had to kill at least one more insect crawling on my computer desk! Zakiya / Tarwaskia / Andre’ / Savieon / JaQuan / Dana’ / Centil / Shawnika / Tarnesha / LaTonya / Romeikie / Shamell / Candra?! Ah, ghetto names…

George Huguely V, Yeardley Love, a lack of Disqus planning on Matt’s part

August 15, 2017

From BEHIND MANSION WALLS: George Huguely V and Yeardley Love?! Huguely makes me think of “hugely,” and Yeardley should really be confined to a last name ONLY! My highest number of upvotes yet in a Disqus comment chain: 25 for telling Matt Westwood that his cramped or busy schedule is not an excuse for being […]

Karen Jessie, Norbertine Bresslem-Roth, Talisha Cooper, Tanqueray Strange

August 15, 2017

Today is Retirement Day! From Not Always Right: Karen Jessie?! From Baby’s Named A Bad Bad Thing: Norbertine Bresslem-Roth?! Does Norbert REALLY need a feminine form?! From Not Always Right: Talisha Cooper?! At least this is better than Devontae… From Not Always Working: Tanqueray Strange?! She isn’t even black, so she can’t have this name! […]

Happy Birthday, Chinese Eric! / How To Love Yankees With A Clear Conscience?!

August 15, 2017

HAPPY 37th BIRTHDAY, CHINESE ERIC! Today is also Nephew #3 Fraser’s SECOND BIRTHDAY! Jon sent me a Facebook message about coming over tomorrow at about 12:15 since they could use my help in feeding and entertaining the kids before / during Jon’s teaching at 12:30. Ha! Good luck with feeding them lunch (or any meal, […]

I Was Tortured By The Pygmy Love Queen?! / Teddy Bear Cannibal Massacre?!

August 14, 2017

I headed out at 4:35 to the Boston Pizza $5 individual pizza deal event, where I got a Meateor individual pizza with some ice water. Then I went to Price Smart for on-sale Good Taste dumplings (Chicken / Cabbage and Cabbage / Pork), Campbell’s cream of mushroom soup x3, and Huy Fong rooster sriracha since […]