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Ayler is FIVE! WOW! / Tunnels and square roots! / Vegetables attacked with ham!

May 26, 2017

After MORE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 5 (just getting the 401) to see Ayler and Hiero for a while for Ayler’s fifth birthday as I’d planned with Harmony yesterday, who said it was sweet of me. I had Hiero’s peace sign / ice cream / cupcake / doughnut / SESAME STREET / cats […]

$999,999.99 ink cartridge refills?! / Pillsbury poutine Pizza Pops! / Keyboard!

May 24, 2017

After I had COFFEE TIME and called London Drugs customer service to find out when their current sale ends on Rubbermaid dish drainers (May 28), Barry picked me up at 12:45 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I bought on-sale Classico pasta sauce x2 (Four Cheese and Tomato / Pesto), noodles, a shower […]

Floppy disks, Salsitas chips, no staying longer, good meatloaf, and nephew time!

May 15, 2017

I had to go out in the torrential rain (just managing to get a 401 AND a Waterfront train) for my THIRD family function (Mother’s Day / Mom’s birthday) in a calendar week: WAY TOO MUCH FRIGGIN’ FAMILY TIME! So of course I had to have coffee at 3:15 before going out at 4:30 to […]

A glitchy Sky Walker / Hello, darkness! / PPK Spirit / Teddy Bears in Fourside

May 15, 2017

It was COFFEE TIME this morning at 8 AM since I had maybe six hours of sleep! In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Jeff Andonuts makes it to Dr. Andonuts’ Lab south of Stonehenge. Look at this glitchy Sky Walker! You should see it when it’s flying to the town of Threek… thank goodness it worked to […]

Crazy cat lady! / No eschewing the Oxford comma! / Mary had a little lamb!

May 14, 2017

Since I was up at 7 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! From Janina: Crazy cat lady action figure! Whenever a publisher’s style guidelines eschew use of the Oxford comma, I can only assume that this results from a managerial decision to save money by cutting back on ink, because no reasonable editor would make this […]

A bone dragon, new deodorant, Fraser holding my hand, congee, and dinosaurs!

May 12, 2017

Apparently, there was a lunch at the lards’ place today, so it was COFFEE TIME before I left at 10 to do some quick shopping at London Drugs: a new coffee mug, new Glacier Speed Stick deodorant to replace my Speed Stick with Irish Spring deodorant from 7 July 2015, new store brand lemon dish […]

Another Wo’s dinner: Yee mein, green beans, pork, and questions about numbers!

May 8, 2017

Since Steph was in town for some weird RCMP reason and we obviously had a family dinner at Wo’s for this, it was COFFEE TIME for me at 3:45 before I left at 4:30! I STILL GOT THERE EARLIER THAN EVERYONE ELSE! (despite trying to book it up the stairs at Brighouse Station AND accidentally […]

The black baby who may have sharted, farts and sharts, Futurama Fry on sharts

May 8, 2017

COFFEE TIME since I got up at 8 AM, plus very good poop timing! YAY! From Ask Ideas: This black baby says, “Oh no! I think I just sharted!” From Ask Ideas: 10 Guy thinks, “That moment you fart, and realized that you sharted…” From Ask Ideas: Futurama Fry says, “Not sure if slow, warm […]

PRINCE OF DOGS?! / Toy Powell?! / COOKING WITH A SERIAL KILLER! / Cyle and Lyle?

April 30, 2017

It was COFFEE TIME at 7-8 AM! From Buzzfeed: PRINCE OF DOGS?! From Julie: Toy Powell?! I always thought Toy was more of a dog name than anything… From Reddit: COOKING WITH A SERIAL KILLER?! Recipes from Dorothea Puente! From Alice: CYLE Larsen and LYLE Larsen (from Edmonton) are twin sex offender brothers with very […]

Snarling green dragon, DRAGON AND DESSERTS, dragon necklace with a hidden knife

April 29, 2017

Since I was up at 7 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! From Krista: Snarling green dragon! From Dragons and Pinterest: DRAGON AND DESSERTS! Dragon didn’t do dinner, so he delivered dozens of delicious desserts instead. From I Love Dragons: A dragon necklace with a hidden knife!